Journal of Mistress Kat

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FRIDAY IS FOR PORN. YOU'RE... WELCOME?

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Title: In Regno Patris
Author: Mistress Kat / kat_lair
Fandom: Actor RPF (SPN RPS)
Pairing: Jeffrey Dean Morgan/Jensen Ackles
Genre: PWP, AU (Jeff and Jensen as established couple)
Rating: NC-17, maybe higher? Could we go higher? 21? 30?
Warnings/enticements: Crossdressing, daddy kink, dirty talk, mild humiliation, orgasm denial... you get the idea?
Word count: 2,269
Disclaimer: Not mine, just playing.

Summary: “Why don’t you come here and give Daddy a welcome home kiss like a good girl.”

Author notes: Written as a response for a randomly drawn fandom and prompt: RPF + crossdressing. Written under the influence of Tequila. A one way ticket to hell. Title is (probably mangled) Latin. From a Bible verse. BECAUSE BY THIS POINT I HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE.

( In Regno Patris )

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Title: To Oscillation!
Author: Mistress Kat /  kat_lair
Fandom: Actor RPS
Pairing: James Franco/Shia LaBeouf sort of. Well, it’s discussed.
Genre: Dialogue only, experimental Franco style?
Rating: PG-13??
Word count: 645
Disclaimer: Not mine and not true, just playing.

Summary: After the interview, Straight James and Gay James discuss the possibility of banging Shia LaBeouf. For art.

Author notes: I wanted to write ficlets in brand new fandoms. beedekka gave me this pairing and ‘cocky’ as a prompt. Which is hilarious because I know nothing about these guys. However, a brief stint with Google turned up this little gem on an 'interview' and the ficlet will make no sense unless you read that first. It probably won’t make much sense regardless. The quotes are from the Metamodernist Manifesto by Luke Turner and Shia LaBeouf and sourced via the Wiki entry of Metamodernism.

( To Oscillation! )

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Title: birds and bees and prison keys
Author: Mistress Kat / kat_lair
Fandom: RPS, Telephone AU
Pairing: Beyoncé(HoneyB)/Lady Gaga
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 9,435
Warnings: Serial killers, violence (including sexual), child abuse (including sexual) and neglect, prostitution, all around fucked-upness
Disclaimer: Not mine, just playing.

Summary: How do little girls turn into serial killers? Well, it has something do with rats. And men. And society that leaves little girls to them. It’s not all bad though. Eventually, sitting in a diner and looking scratched and golden like she’s fresh out of a fight with King Midas, Gaga finds a woman whose scars match hers. And that isn’t even the start of the real story, none of this is. – A pre-canon fic, or a long prologue to the music vid itself, and my consequent ‘show me your teeth’ series.

Author notes: I signed up for serialkillerbb in a moment of madness, but somehow managed to pull this out anyway. An because the qualifying word count was lowered, this totally counts \o/  As always, many thanks to pushkin666 for commentary and cheerleading.

Art: Wonderful fanmix and book cover by sirenofodysseus

( Before the rat poison there needs to be rats... )


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The fact that I’m getting to this whilst it’s still January is a win.

Fics posted in 2013. Includes fics not actually written in 2013, and as usual the Secret Santa 2013 fic though that was technically posted this year. Excludes a lot of stuff written in 2013 but not posted anywhere yet. Whatever, just roll with it.


Fics by Fandom:

Bandom
A Kiss of Shadows (unmarked_place ‘verse, Gerard/Lindsey, PG-13, 1,031 words) – only on LJ
i know i’m bad news (implied Patrick/Pete, R, 448 words) – on LJ, on AO3
my smile is not a lie (it’s all teeth) (implied Patrick/Pete, R, 389 words) – on LJ, on AO3
Redress (unmarked_place ‘verse, Patrick/Pete, NC-17, 1,820 words) – only on LJ
Storm Rising (implied Gerard/Mikey, PG, 251 words) – on LJ, on AO3

Great British Bake Off
Jammy Dodgers Are Not the Only Fruit (implied Mel/Sue, PG, 379 words) – on LJ, on AO3

Harry Potter
Manifold (Draco/Harry, NC-17, 5,334 words) – on LJ, on AO3
what rough beast, its hour come around at last (crossover with Supernatural, Lucius Malfoy, implied Dean /Sam, R, 3,048 words) – on LJ, on AO3

Hawaii Five-0
A Hard Day’s Night (pre-Danny/Steve, G, 500 words) – on LJ, on AO3
Ready to Rock, Ready to Roll (Danny/Steve, PG-13, 1,565 words) – on LJ, on AO3

Lewis
is not the past all shadow (Gen, PG, 1,615 words) – on LJ, on AO3
Life's Sweetest Reward (Hathaway/Lewis, PG-13, 10,974 words) – on LJ, on AO3
Prophesy in Part (Lewis & Williams (OMC), PG-13, 1,479 words) – on LJ, on AO3

Masterchef (UK)
and eat it too (co-authored with pushkin666, John Torode/Gregg Wallace, PG-13, 4,808 words) – on LJ, on AO3

Supernatural
between the sentries of the heart (Dean/Sam, PG-13, 600 words) – on LJ, on AO3
ring the bells that still can ring (Gen, PG, 833 words) – on LJ, on AO3
swifter than a weaver's shuttle (Dean & Sam, Gen, PG-13, 1,168 words ) – on LJ, on AO3
the plains of your back remain untravelled (Dean/Sam, R, 1,040 words) – on LJ, on AO3
what rough beast, its hour come around at last (crossover with Harry Potter, Lucius Malfoy, implied Dean /Sam, R, 3,048 words) – on LJ, on AO3

Telephone
these rocks don't lose their shape (Beyoncé/Lady Gaga, R, 457 words) – on LJ, on AO3

(The) X-Files
AS GODS (The Eves, PG-13, 222 words) – on LJ, on AO3
Summer of ’73 (Fox & Samantha Mulder, PG, 582 words) – on LJ, on AO3

Non-fic things:
Art for I See A Man (Lewis, for smallfandombang) – on LJ, on AO3
FOB icons – only on LJ

( Questions under the cut )


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Final rec day of this round. Hope you've enjoyed the recs. I do plan on doing round 3 at some point in the future but not for a while...

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Hawaii Five-0

A Poem Yet - Danny/Steve, college!AU. They are all English Lit students taking a poetry class. This is sweet and also includes some pretty darn decent poetry, which is a massive plus for me.

Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea - Danny/Steve, merpeople!AU. Oh man, this was awesome. An AU where Danny is a merman, who ends up bonding with a human... The author has put some real thought into building up this world where homo pisces are an acknowledged if not entirely intergrated minority. The mythology and society building are fascinating, and the love story at the heart of it made me very happy as well. Wonderful read.

Starting a Thing - Jenna/Kono. You see, what this fandom needs is more femslash. This feels very realistic considering the two characters and there is also a wonderful scene that portrays the friendship between Kono and Danny.




How I Met Your Mother

The Legendary Five Way - Barney/Lily/Marshall/Robin/Ted. Completely in character, completely believable, and ridiculously hot. Oh my god, you think something shouldn't work and then it really really does and you are, like, heartbroken that it didn't actually happen. And by you I mean me. But also you after you've read this. Because, wow.



The Social Network

A Stormy Kind of Love - Eduardo/Mark. Five times of almost kissing in the rain and one of finally getting it right. There is such a tangible, achy feel of missed chances to this fic it made my chest hurt. The ending is lovely and makes everything better as well. Bonus Natalie Portman being wise and awesome.

a submission to reason (and to you) - Eduardo/Mark. When I get into a new fandom I usually avoid the d/s fics to start with because I need to acclimitise first without very overt power play being thrown into the mix. Hence, I knew I wanted to read this fic as soon as it was recced to me but I waited a while before actually doing it and I'm glad I did because for all its brilliance it was not an easy read. What it is, is one the most interesting portrayals of a 24/7 d/s relationship that I've seen; there's a strong sense of learning and compromise and how difficult it can be to accept some things about yourself. This was an equal amounts of painful and amazing, with some scenes that hit me right in the solar plexus. Highly recommended, especially if you have interest in d/s themes. 

Something Only Those with Eyes Can See - Eduardo/Mark. This is a sweet little fic about how Eduardo treats Mark like his boyfriend. Everyone else notices it even if Mark doesn't. Made me smile a little wistfully.

The Birthday of My Life - Eduardo/Mark. 5(+1) birthday presents Mark gave Eduardo. I loved this; a whole relationship told through a few select gestures. Funny, adorable and painful in the right places.



The Social Network RPF

my new old favorite everything - Andrew/Jesse, high school!AU. This is adorable and requires absolutely no knowledge of the fandom. I really liked the disjointed, staccato rhythm of the dialogue; everyone sounded like an awkward teenager.

Ten Cups of Coffee (A Love Story) - Andrew/Jesse, college!AU. Again, no knowledge of people required, read as a lovely original fic if you so want. Jesse is on the final stretch of finishing his doctoral thesis (can you tell already why I loved this fic?) and receives unexpected support from a cute Starbucks barista. Adorable and funny and gave me hope that at the end of my thesis there would be sweet coffee-tasting kisses for me too. Well, I can dream.

Welcome to the rec spam week! I'll be reccing 10 fics per day this week from a great variety of fandoms in an effort to clear some of the backlog.

Rec disclaimer: If I liked it, it's included. Meaning there are fics here that I liked in a 'aww, that made me smile' way as well as those that made me go 'oh god best thing ever, wish I could write like that'.

So, without further ado...

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Harry Potter

A Thousand Beautiful Things - Draco/Harry, various other pairings. I recently reread this story and fell in love with it all over again (and discovered it has a sequel! though I haven't gotten that far yet). The plot is somewhat meandering and incorporates several different POVs as it charts events from 5th year to after the war. Written before the last books came out so it veers of canon at that point. The curse and the curse breaking are fascinating and work as a way to explore the characters, not just a contrived plot device to bring them together.

Light as Iron, Singed as Pearl - Draco/Harry, d/s. This is a very, very interesting fic from a Dom's pov that effectively captures a lot of the issues to do with control and respect and trust, including trust in yourself as a dominant. I enjoyed this a lot even though as a rule I tend to prefer Draco as a sub.



Hawaii Five-0

All the Girls Out On the Stoop - Danny/Steve. Okay so everyone has read this one already, right? Right? In which Danny's Veela heritage causes some serious havoc to his working life, to say nothing about his partnership... This is just delightful and hilarious. Danny's reactions are perfectly in character while Steve gets increasingly pissed off watching every criminal on the island try to hit on his partner.

Fix Definitely as Desired - Danny/Steve. Steve keeps giving Danny reasons to like Hawaii. A lot of them involve blowjobs. And how Steve kind of moves Danny into his house. Happy warm fuzzies all around as well as steamy sex and bickering.

I Keep Fixing Every Habit That I Break - Danny/Steve. Steve goes undercover as a rent boy, Danny gets a little, uh, territorial. Mmm... there is nothing but awesome about this fic. Steve all twinked up and eager under Danny's hands. There is a faint yet utterly delicious d/s flavour to this as well that made me very happy. In my pants.

Not Tonight Honey, I Have a Headache - Danny/Steve. Danny is Steve's 'wife'. It starts as a joke but doesn't stay like that for long. Funny and snarky with a good smattering of h/c. An uncomplicated treat of a fic.

Shall Pass Through Fire and Water - Danny/Steve. Danny thinks Steve is dead (spoiler: he's wrong). This is a lovely helping angst with a genuine sense of shock and loss at the beginning.



Star Trek XI (Reboot)

Matters of Size  - Spock/Uhura, implied Kirk/McCoy. Heee! Kirk only wants to defend the reputation of the human penis. For some reason no one believes him.



Star Trek XI (Reboot) RPS

Indefinable - Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto. I loved the pace and atmosphere of this; quiet and achy and sweet. Not knowing exactly what you are to each other, but knowing that you are something important.



Supernatural

Serial Games - Dean/Sam, AU. This is dark and twisted and contains graphic, extreme and eroticised violence. Winchester family as serial-killers and how Sam comes to want what he never wanted to want. The psychological aspects killing and coming to enjoy killing and the dynamic between the brothers are incredibly (disturbingly) well done.

Happy Saturday Flist!

Yesterday's conference presentation went well and my paper garnered compliments and expressions of interest. Also, so did my glasses. IDEK, but it was nice. Better than all that was that my supervisor called my presentations slides "impressive" which made me preen like a freshly groomed labra-doodle.

To celebrate this, I'm going to spend the weekend doing other things (read: non-uni-related things). I have lots of stuff on my Epic To Do List that needs crossing off. But I also want to write some fic and mess about in fireworks today and pretend I know what to do with graphics (ahahaha, but um, I have fun?). I have Amaretto coffee (wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!) and plan on staying in bed until such time as Merlin starts and I have to drag ass to the lounge where the TV lives.

Speaking of Merlin, did you know that Colin and Bradley write songs together. Where is my band AU, that's all I want to know.



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Have a couple of recs. Because I'm awesome like that.

Fics:
Speech, Star Trek: Reboot, gen. Uhura and language, breath-takingly gorgeous.
Drowning Man (+ sequels), Sherlock, John/Sherlock. Eeeeeveryone's probably read it already, but in case you haven't you should get on that. Commended for keeping my attention even after it moved into established relationship (notoriously difficult to do with me), characterisation is A+ all around.
An Act of Charity, Sherlock, John/Sherlock. Another one that has been recced all over but justifiably, Sherlock has two lists. Dark and sharp is how I tend to like my Sherlock and this delivers.
Sauntering Vaguely Downwards, CWRPS, J2. Boys are geeks who end up and roomies at Dragon*Con. Pure mind candy, schmoopy as hell but very entertaining. Also: Jensen cos-playing Crowley from Good Omens. Why yes, just imagining it makes me happy in my pants.

Vids:
A Study in Time, Doctor Who/Sherlock, trailer. I need this show in my life desperately. BBC should get on that pronto.
A mock season six promo, Supernatural. Completely amazing fan-made season six promo, literally made me clutch my heart.
Unnatural Selection, Multi. Post-apocalyptic. Chilling.

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Oh, and My Chem discover colour! I approve and cannot decide whether I want to molest them or pinch their cheeks for being so adorkable. MAYBE BOTH.

In conclusion: MOAR COFFEE!

Crossover porn for Friday! Pairings to make you swoon and run for your bunk!

Impromptu by lazy_daze - Dean Winchester/reboot!Jim Kirk (a pairing meant for sex and snark!)

Look at us we're beautiful by zelda_zee  - Adam Lambert/Misha Collins (fuck yeah this totally happened!)

Enjoy.

Hello bbs!

I’ll be mostly absent for this week as my mum is visiting. However, let me leave you with some fic recs.

I may have mentioned all the awesome fic I got for my birthday and how I was going to link you to them once they were posted elsewhere... Well, here you go (fucking finally I know, sorry for the delay):


KAT – moth2fic  – Stargate Atlantis – Radek/Rodney
Oh god, this made me laugh so hard! Rodney and Radek stroke investigate an ancient artefact they name KAT (for C(K)o-dependent Ambience Transmitter). It purrs. Also there is accidental touching and Wizard of the Oz. Entirely awesome and very, very funny.


He Doesn't Do This Often and Friends Like These – slash4femme  – RPS (actors), Hugh Laurie, Stephen Fry, Rober Sean Leonard (and combinations thereof)
Guilty, guilty pleasure. Stephen is my favourite. The voices sound scarily genuine.


The Old Ways - entangled_now  - Robin Hood – Much/Robin
Aches like a healing wound. The show will break my heart but fic like this can mend it again.


Absolution - fledge  - Supernatural – Dean/Sam
Nnnggghhh and ouch, all in 200 words. Gorgeous.


Untitled ficlet - sateenmusta  - Bandom – PaTD genish
Ahahahahaha, Ryan teaches Brendon some truths about women. Made me laugh in the best way possible. Awesome.


Let go of the things you can't change - redsnake05  - Bandom - Frank/Mikey/Bob
Oh, oh, delicious h/c with a slice of d/s and spanking. Mikey needs to be taken care of, Bob and Frank got it covered.


Snow-White and Rose-Red – pushkin666  – Bandom – Patrick/Pete, Bob/Gerard
pushkin666  takes a well-known fairytale and gives it a decidedly Bandom-twist. Sweet and fluffy and happy-making. Features Andy the angry dwarf!


And not written for my birthday but I’m pimping anyway...
Heart Pusher, Love User – pushkin666  – Bandom – Patrick/Pete
Mind the warnings on this one. Kinky AU fic where Pete is a junkie whore and Patrick is his pimp/owner with a penchant for school girl outfits... Features broken!Pete, dark!Patrick, and more angst than you can shake a teacher's cane at. Not an easy read, but if you want a change from the fluff Bandom usually serves, then you won’t be disappointed.