kat_lair: (GUARDIAN - splayed)
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Gnna do like an actual post soon but saw this and am powerless to resist AO3 stats...


Most hits

Technically it's is not the past all shadow but that's definitely because it got caught in some random bot and has over 23k of hits which is implausible for a Lewis gen fic.

A more realist result is where the street have no name with over 9k hits, a Grimm Nick/Monroe undercover as a prostitute romp


Most kudos

Reformation, the Good Omens Aziraphale/Crowley fic a I wrote well before the TV-adaptation was even a rumour but that received most of its 1.2k of kudos within weeks of season 1 airing when everyone was desperaterely looking for content


Most comments


Black Lotus Club with 102 comments (of which half are my replies obvs). This is a Guardian, Shen Wei/Zhao Yunlan 'undercover at a bdsm!club fic' that I wrote because it's mostly the dynamic I want to read in every fandom.


Most bookmarks

Fac Mihi Viam, my Harry Potter, Harry & Sirius gen dark horse of a fic that has 384 bookmarks (of which 268 are public, it is still top that way too) that wildly exceeded all expectations I had re reception of it


Most words

There are two fics co-authored with [personal profile] pushkin666 that are at the top here:

Spoonful of Sunday is an extremely self-indulgent Alan Davies/Stephen Fry QI RPF coffee shop AU that we wrote largely to amuse ourselves that comes at over 40k

Bite the Night is a terribly cliched and rather smutty Strictly Craig/Bruno werewolf fic of over 26k. I regret nothing.

The longest single-authored fic however is I'm Your Man which is also over 26k of d/s flavoured Will/Ethan Mission: Impossible shy shenanigans.


Least words

I have... *goes to count* over 70 drabbles of 100 words exactly so I'm not exactly going to list them all here. Instead I picked three horror/dark ones (all pairings mostly in my head rather than explictly on paper)

Postlude (Supernatural, Sam/Dean)

Teeth (Doctor Who, Tenth Doctor/The Master)

Crime (Stargate Atlants, Rodney/Radek)


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kat_lair: (COMMUNITY - Abed)
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Last day of the year. Last night I was out dancing and drinking with mum and T, one of my oldest friends. Today there is my aunt's birthday, visiting dad, and then seeing the NY in with T, mum and mum's partner. There may be more drinking. There may be writing the hit song of 2018 (T and I have written songs before and she's bringing her guitar).

In the meanwhile, I wish you all awesome 2018. Here's my Fic & Art Round-Up for this year, in case you get bored and fancy something to read.

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As usual, this is stuff that was posted in 2017 although some was written earlier and some things written in 2017 won't be posted until 2018.

Fics posted in 2017 by Fandom:

Bandom
Operation ‘Take Care of Brendon’ (Jon/Tom and pre Jon/Tom/Brendon, PG, 863 words) – on DW & on AO3

Being Human (UK)
that which remains (Gen or OT3, PG-13, 326 words) – on DW & on AO3

Doctor Who
The TARDIS Prison Experiment (Doctor/Master ish, PG, 244 words) – on DW & on AO3

Grimm
the bones you’re made of (they sing a hard song) (Nick/Monroe, NC-17, 8,133 words) – on DW & on AO3

Harry Potter
take you on a skyride (Hermione, Hermione/Ron, PG, 445 words) – on DW & on AO3

Hawaii Five-0 (2010)
Gift of the Gab (Danny/Steve, PG, 337 words) – on DW & on AO3

(The) Hobbit
Reunion (Bilbo/Thorin, PG-13, 1,778 words) co-authored with [personal profile] pushkin666  – on DW & on AO3

Lewis
Summer Peeves (Lewis/Hathaway, PG-13, 2 x 100 + 628 words) – on DW & on AO3

Marvel 'verse / X-Men

Magical Healing Dangly Bits (Deadpool & Wolverine, PG-13, 431 words) – on DW & on AO3

QI RPF
Spoonful of Sunday (Alan/Stephen + background pairings, R, 40,730 words) co-authored with [personal profile] pushkin666  – on DW & on AO3

Stargate Atlantis
Daedal (Radek/Rodney, PG, 175 words) – DW & on AO3
The Green-Eyed Experimental Variable (Radek/Rodney, PG, 741 words) – on DW & on AO3

Star Trek (AOS)
Shelter from the Storm (Kirk/McCoy, PG, 315 words) – on DW & on AO3

Supernatural
it’s in the water baby (it’s between you and me) (Dean/Sam, R, 775 words) – on DW & on AO3

Timeless
Incremental (Lucy/Wyatt, background Jiya/Rufus, PG-13, 8,043 words) – on DW & on AO3

(The) X-Files
The Suit Makes the Woman (Mulder/Scully, PG, 404 words) – on DW & on AO3

Non-fic things
The Raven Path - Supernatural Reverse Bang Art – on DW & on AO3
Temple of Twain - Supernatural Reverse Bang Art – on DW & on AO3
more of us - Small Fandom Big Bang Art (Hit The Floor) – on DW & on AO3


Meme questions: )

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Title: Spoonful of Sunday
Author: kat_lair/ Mistress Kat & pushkin666
Fandom: QI RPF
Pairing: Alan Davies/Stephen Fry, Kenneth Branagh/Hugh Laurie/Emma Thompson (background), Stephen Fry/OMC (past), Alan Davies/OMC (past)
Genre: coffee shop AU
Rating: R
Word count: 40,730 (ahahaha ughhhhh)
Disclaimer: This is not a real story about real people. This is a fictional story about fictional representations of real people.

Summary: Alan owns a coffee shop. Stephen owns a caffeine addiction and a sweet tooth. Neither of them own up to their feelings, at least not out loud. Cue mutual pining and a lot of cake.

Author notes: Look, this is sheer, ridiculous authorial self-indulgence of clichés and more food related stuff than January diet really allows for. You might still enjoy it. margaret_r said she did even after beta-reading it (bless her) so who knows? Read with coffee and cake, you’ll probably want some anyway.

Read on LJ

Read on AO3

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It's that time of the year again! I've usually only managed this AFTER the NY but knowing just how busy my January will be, I thought I better get this out of the way now...

Fics posted in 2016 by Fandom:

Actor RPF
In Regno Patris (Jeffrey Dean Morgan/Jensen Ackles, NC-17, 2,268 words) – on LJ & on AO3

American Idol
Indirect Communication (Adam/Kris, PG, 2,197 words) – on LJ & on AO3

Angel: the Series
and it must follow (as the night the day) (Spike/various male characters, PG-13, 652 words) – on LJ & on AO3

Bandom
be running up that road (Gen or Ryan/Spencer, PG, 240 words) – on LJ & on AO3
Daisy Chain (Pete/Patrick, G, 100 words) – on LJ & on AO3
In from the Cold (Frank/Mikey pre-slash, G, 671 words)  – on LJ & on AO3

Being Human (UK)
Lecture 1. Introduction (Gen, G, 500 words) – on LJ & on AO3

Doctor Who
A Gamble (Gen or Doctor/Master, PG, 300 words) – on LJ & on AO3

due South
Message Received (Fraser/RayK, PG-13, 1,038 words) – on LJ & on AO3

(The) Great British Bake Off
not the true believer (this song’s for you) (implied Mel/Sue, G, 200 words) – on LJ & on AO3

(The) Hobbit
Birthday Surprise (Bilbo/Thorin, PG, 200 words, co-authored with [livejournal.com profile] pushkin666) – on LJ & on AO3
Party Invitation (Bilbo/Thorin, PG, 190 words) - sort of! This is [livejournal.com profile] pushkin666's fic and I just added a little bit to it, none of it on my LJ so hence only giving you the AO3 link
our history is just in our blood (Fili/Kili, PG-13, 1,377 words) – on LJ & on AO3

Grimm
Solstice Wreath (Nick/Monroe, G, 100 words) – on LJ & on AO3
where the streets have no name (Nick/Monroe, NC-17, 3,462 words) – on LJ & on AO3
Working Late (Nick/Monroe implied, PG, 600 words, co-authored with [livejournal.com profile] pushkin666) – on LJ & on AO3

(The) Librarians
Auto Recovery (Ezekiel Jones, PG-13, 423 words) – on LJ & on AO3

(The) Lord of the Rings
Fidem in Flore (Frodo/Sam implied, PG, 100 words) – on LJ & on AO3

Marvel 'verse
Breaking Point (Bruce/Tony/Pepper implied, PG, 249 words) – on LJ & on AO3
Deadpool: The Apocalypse (Deadpool & Wolverine, PG-a3, 653 words) – on LJ & on AO3
sparks hope like morrow (Bruce Banner, hint of Bruce/Tony, M, 759 words) – on LJ & on AO3

NCIS
The Promise of Wine (Tony/Tim, PG, 250 words) – on LJ & on AO3

Person of Interest
and good, this danger (is danger of love) (Finch/Reese, NC-17, 7,329 words)  – on LJ & on AO3

(The) Professionals
still a little bit of you (laced with my doubt) (Bodie/Doyle, PG-13, 865 words) – on LJ & on AO3

QI RPF
Alan Davies, Dragon Defender (Alan Davies/Stephen Fry, PG, 500 words) – on LJ & on AO3

Sherlock
an artery upon the hill (Gen or John/Sherlock, PG, 267 words) – on LJ & on AO3
Out of the Desert (Gen or John/Sherlock, PG, 173 words)  – on LJ & on AO3

Star Trek (AOS)
Planning Ahead (Kirk/McCoy, PG, 1,569 words) – on LJ & on AO3

Stargate Atlantis
Reverse (Radek/Rodney, PG, 146 words) – on LJ & on AO3

Strictly Come Dancing
Window of Opportunity (Bruno/Craig pre-slash, G, 344 words) – on LJ & on AO3

Supernatural
so cleaves the moon (Gen or Sam/Dean, PG-13, 300 words) – on LJ & on AO3

Non-fic things
Pup and Trainer: Going Out – Small Fandom Big Bang Art (Southland) – on LJ & on AO3


Meme questions under the cut )

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kat_lair: (QI - alan)
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Title: Alan Davies, Dragon Defender
Author: [livejournal.com profile] kat_lair/ Mistress Kat
Fandom: QI RPF
Pairing: Alan Davies/Stephen Fry
Rating: PG
Word count: 500
Disclaimer: This is not a real story about real people. This is a fictional story about fictional representations of real people.

Summary: “Dragons, man. They get such a bum deal.”

Author notes: [livejournal.com profile] pushkin666 and I wrote ficlets to same fandom and prompt (for this one the prompt was ‘dragons’)

Alan Davies, Dragon Defender )

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