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ALL FILLED, THANK YOU!

Help me defy the crushing forces of capitalism and complete my drabble a day for April! You've done brilliantly so far but I need 9 more prompts to make it to the 30th. 

So please, drop here your spring themed drabble prompts to keep me going! 

Any fandom (incl original), any characters/pairing as long I know the canon well enough to produce 100 words 

Thank you!

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Life keeps on lifing and work keeps on being a sequence of problems to solve and issues to have opinions on. And I'm not getting the pay extra until next month (backdated) because bureaucracy slow. 

But spring is here. Even my friend in the northern Finland sent a video message of snow melting and swans returning. And in England the magnolias are almost past their prime (less spring, more climate change caused cos it's early af). And that means I want to write light, hopeful, delicate, pretty things. And small things, in the spirit of they are seeds from which some more substantive writing (eyes wip list) grows. 

And so, I've decided that April is for Spring Drabbles (=100 words). So, please help a gal out.

*Prompts welcome!

Theme:
Spring
Fandom:
Any: my AO3 for a list of almost 200 fandoms I've written in, but feel free also to suggest others, I just need to know the canon well enough to produce 100 words in it lol
Pairing/characters:
Any as long as I know them
Original:
Original fic/character prompts also welcome

*no 100% guarantee on drabble return but it is more likely than not given the low threshold I've set myself

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Two days left of my holiday and I've gone fully feral, just eating pizza and writing porn/fic in my underpants. 

Anyway. 

Is anyone bored enough to SPAG check any of these for me?
1. 2,4k Lost Boys, Michael/Sam, sequel to this
2. 1k MCR, Gerard/Frank, pure porn, very E rated
3. 3.6k The Witcher, Geralt/Jaskier, mostly fluffy feels

I've also been working on the SKZ BDMS!AU but that's currently for the co-author [personal profile] dreamersdare's eyes only, soz. 

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Here's another thing that is making me froth at the mouth:




Let us not even talk about the unveil tracks. For mental health reasons. 

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Anyway, TXT's latest album is also getting some repeat listens from me. I am, particularly in love with

Yeonjun's solo which is extremely catch. Also I spent most of the video trying to figure where in the UK it was filmed. I default to London but am not actually sure here. 


The absolute surprise favourite of the album, for me, however, was Taehyun's Bird of Night that had my bottom lip wobbling. The lyrics.



Special mention to the absolutely stunning cinematography in Beomguy's solo though. The song, whilst pretty, didn't really hit with me, but the visuals inside the hot air balloon are amazing:



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And in other type of music related news:


Ahhhhhhhhh! In UK cinemas from 26th of Sep. Like I have seen it on Disney already but I will still fucking go see it on the big screen. 

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And finally, because I discovered this accidentally via the YT comments on the above trailer



I am not like, a furry on the main, but let me tell you, the first movie made me ship this like the cross-Atlantic trade route. The fic from the first movie was, ahem, good. Well. Some of it. Probably not enough of it tbh, but still. And now there's this. 

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5x5x5x5x5x5

May. 5th, 2025 09:13 am
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So, here we are, 05/05/2025 AO3 stats:
  • 500 works
  • 250 subscribers
  • 45k+ kudos

I'm just... extremely fond of the pattern AND also feel like it's also something that should be noted.

So, to keep to the theme: FIVE THINGS!

Please comment with... Five Things! Any kind of things!

They can be about my fanworks if you want, like, idk, 
  • My five silliest fics
  • The fifth line of my fifty-fifth work
  • Five Item Taster Set of Kat's Id Fics
  • Five sentences from a wip yet to be posted

Five Times prompts (I make no promises of filling these but I do adore the trope so please feel go nuts, my muse does need nourishment rn)

Fanworks/fandom in general... Like...
  • Five of my favourite/least favourite tropes/AUs
  • Your top five fanwork recs you think I would love
  • Five things you love about fandom (generally, or your current fave rn)

Any Five Things! No, for real, like
  • Five pics of cute cats
  • Five times *insert your current blorbo* served cunt
  • Five songs you have on repeat right now
  • Five reasons why you are awesome

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Actual Nov update tomorrow (spoiler: it won't be that exciting) but for now here's two things I've done for nostalgia and 'I can has nice things' reasons.


โœจ holiday love meme 2024 โœจ
my thread here




My [community profile] fandomtrees sign-up is here. I've specifically asked fanworks in Stray Kids, BTS, SEVENTEEN, TXT, Buzzfeed Unsolved/Watcher Entertainment, Guardian RPF and MCU but I've gone for the super inclusive 'every fandom/pairing I've ever either written or bookmarked is fair game' approach, alongside original fic and art, podfic or mixes.

I don't know if I'll have energy to leave a lot of gifts this year but I have bookmarked a lot of the requests with some good intentions so we'll see...

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This is of little interest to anyone but me but wouldn't you know it's my blog so I'm going to post about it anyway.

2023: First time I did the Spooktober challenge of 31 ficlets in 31 different fandoms for 31 thematic prompts. Last year's list and some thoughts here in case you are so inclined. I didn't actually finish the challenge until just before NY but I was also moving house last year so allowances are made.

This year I smashed it, ficlet per day, like a boss. I also decided that to make it extra fun for myself and pick 31 different fandoms again but not reuse any of the ones from last year. Because of my personality. On one hand, I'm like chronically multifandom so it's not that much of a stretch. On the other, I had used all of the big, easy fandoms last year already. So this year it was a lot of smaller ones, and this also really showed in the hit and kudos count. In fact, for a long time one of the ficlets had 0 hits and 0 kudos on AO3 and I was actually so gleeful about that, not seen it happen before at all :D Almost disappointed that it now has 2 whopping hits (still no kudos though, let's see how long that streak lasts, no one go find it and kudos on it just because, this is an experiment!).

In the end I also ended up writing in 13.5 totally new fandoms to me. These are noted in the list with ๐Ÿ†•

Last year I was hugely amused that I lost a good handful when I posted Delayed Reaction that includes underage incest (thoughts, no graphic actions). So this year I kept a more systematic eye on the subscription numbers by checking them a few times between posting each fic. I am fully aware that this is a very imperfect science because people can subscribe or unsubscribe for any variety reasons and fics. However, the fact that I was posting a ficlet per day meant that those who do subscribe were getting a daily email about this and they were almost inevitably about a fic in a fandom they didn't care about and unlikely one they subscribed for in the first place. Anyway, this too is noted in the list below too with โฌ†๏ธfor subscriber gained and โฌ‡๏ธ for subscriber lost.

Overall, this year most of the fics didn't actually end up particularly spooky or scary or supernatural or even sad, but often had more mundane or literal interpretations. Some were melancholy but I think only a handful would probably count and thematically appropriate... So, let's see, other notable things...

Longest: Corrupture
Shortest: Resurrection
Most hits: Harvest (I was surprised but I guess with the new movie the fandom is experiencing a revival) and Rabid Response (big popular fandom)
Most fun: ๐Ÿ˜‚
Most sexy: ๐Ÿ’ฆ
Angstiest: ๐Ÿ˜ข
Creepiest: ๐Ÿ’€
Personal favourite: โญ

1. ATEEZ leave-taking - ๐Ÿ†•
2. The Professionals Chase
3. ๅƒใจๅƒๅฐ‹ใฎ็ฅž้š ใ— | Sen to Chihiro no Kamikakushi | Spirited Away (2001) Resonance - ๐Ÿ†•โญ
4. Person of Interest Resurrection - โฌ†๏ธ
5. Extraordinary Attorney Woo Splash - โฌ‡๏ธ
6. The Mummy Mumkitty - ๐Ÿ†• โฌ‡๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚โญ
7. Merlin the long night shall fall - โญ
8. Cobra Starship Eye of the Beholder ๐Ÿ’€
9. Mission Impossible Grave Outlook
10. Enola Holmes Myristica Fragrans - ๐Ÿ†• โฌ†๏ธ
11. Star Trek: The Next Generation Quagmire - ๐Ÿ†•๐Ÿ˜‚
12. Lord of the Rings Corrupture - ๐Ÿ’€โญ
13. Star Trek: Deep Space Nine in your head (they are lying) - ๐Ÿ†•โฌ†๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ข
14. Good Omens Purled Protection - โฌ†๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆโญ
15. Discworld (Witches) Effigial Extermination - ๐Ÿ†•๐Ÿ˜‚โญ
16. From Dusk Till Dawn if the world is night (shine my life like a light) - ๐Ÿ†•โฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธ(yes 2 lol) โญ
17. Call the Midwife (hear my words) that might teach you - โฌ†๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ข
18. American Idol RPF Herald - โฌ‡๏ธ
19. SEVENTEEN Temptation - ๐Ÿ†• โฌ‡๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆโญ
20. Shetland Early Morning
21. Firefly Asset Protection - ๐Ÿ˜‚
22. Being Human Twilight - ๐Ÿ’€โญ
23. Due South Community Intelligence
24. Doctor Who Deliverance - โญ
25. Howl's Moving Castle New Adventures - ๐Ÿ†•๐Ÿ’ฆโญ
26. 9-1-1 Rabid Response - ๐Ÿ†• โฌ†๏ธ
27. Sherlock Holmes (Guy Ritchie Movies) Clearing Out the Cobwebs - ๐Ÿ†• โฌ‡๏ธ
28. Deadpool/Spiderman Goblinesque - Partly ๐Ÿ†• (haven't written Spiderman before) ๐Ÿ˜‚
29. Angel: The Series Sacrifice - ๐Ÿ˜ขโญ
30. Venom Harvest - ๐Ÿ’€โญ
31. The Fabulous Killjoys Sweet Treats - ๐Ÿ†•

Next year... 31 new fandoms again? Or... 31 ficlets all in one fandom? Hmmm.

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Three reasons I have noped out of a fic within the first chapter this week despite the pairing and trope/concept being firmly in my likes list:


1. Concept: Childhood bffs to lovers. Reason I noped out anyway: Fic started with the characters being five and four, talking in long sentences with several conjunction words, and with high level of empathy and awareness of second order emotions. Analysis: Author has never been around small children and did no research about child development, which would be fine if childhood scenes would've been like short or just described but when including extensive dialogue that would've sounded stilted from adults it's a problem and I have no patience for it.

2. Concept: University AU. Reason I noped out anyway: A casual mention that a character's friend had written their assignments for them, no indication that this was anything ethically questionable or that the character felt bad about it. Analysis: Author has probably done this themselves. I am highly biased here but that's a hard limit. Back button.

3. Concept: Roommates AU. Reason I noped out anyway: The characters moved in and there was a reference of them going to sleep in their beds without any mention at all about them putting said beds together, or having to unpack to find bedding. Analysis: Author has never moved house. I don't need a blow by blow but if your whole fic premise hangs on 'they moved into a new place together' then I'm going to need at least some throwaway sentences about the pain of screwing furniture together and hunting boxes for sheets, like c'mon.

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Hello wonderful folk!

UK Fandom Weekend

If you are interested in joining me and some other reprobates for a weekend of fannish/creative activities and discussion in Manchester, Fri 25th to Sun 27th October. For timings, then please see details and practicalities OVER HERE. Programme is largely what we make it and we are only looking to cover the cost of the meeting room booking.

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Spooktober

Yesterday I put up my Halloween decorations, today I wore a Halloween themed top and earrings to uni. I am excited because my cosy spooky season is here! Consider this your Heads Up (or maybe that should be Heads Off?) that October will see daily spammage from me in the form of Spooktober ficlets and seasonal spooky music.

In case you are wondering, I am indeed doing what I planned: 31 different fandoms, that will also be different from the fandoms I used last year, and 31 prompts that will also be all different from last year's. Haha. Uh... RIP me I guess.

I'm also pre-emptively amused to see how many AO3 subscribers I will a) lose because I'm posting so much and in fandoms that almost certainly are not why people followed me in the first place, and b) gain because people erroneously think I'll now be posting a lot more in the fandom that's just cropped up for this. Thinking of keeping a tally for my own entertainment.

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soon

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So, the year on this hemisphere is starting to tip toward autumn. It won't really feel like autumn for me for a few more weeks yet. There is still The Holiday with [personal profile] pushkin666 and [personal profile] dreamersdare (we're writing it like that now which makes it seem like a movie, a slightly ominious one) which I kind of still count as part of summer fun. And then I'm away at a conference which I'm also taking as a mini vacation of sorts.

But then... the students return, teaching commences, and it'll be Officially Autumn.

And, in case you didn't know, I love autumn. A lot. It always feels really energising to me, I love the changing colours, the nippy air, the autumn clothes (cute hoodies and cardigans and tights etc). And of course... Halloween. I love my spooky season so much!

Last year I did a Spooktober writing challenge (not an official one, just one I set for myself) of a ficlet per day, all for different seasonal prompts, all different fandoms. Granted, I didn't quite finish it until, uh, December, but it was still a lot of fun and good for my word count and creativity. And I got several ficlets/fics out of it that I'm actually really pleased about. So...

Should I do it again? And should, because of insanity, do it so I can't repeat any of the fandoms I did last time? Now, THAT might stretch me. I have created fanworks for over 70 different fandoms but a) not all of that has been for fics and b) that rule would take out all of my most active ones... So these are the ones I did last time that would be out this time:
  • Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV),
  • Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series),
  • Fall Out Boy,
  • Grimm (TV),
  • Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling,
  • Hawaii Five-0 (2010),
  • Hustlers (2019),
  • Lewis (TV),
  • Life on Mars (UK),
  • Marvel Cinematic Universe,
  • My Chemical Romance,
  • NCIS,
  • Panic! at the Disco,
  • Primeval,
  • Robin Hood (BBC 2006),
  • Scrubs (TV),
  • Sherlock (TV),
  • Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies),
  • Stargate Atlantis,
  • Stray Kids (Band),
  • Strictly Come Dancing RPF,
  • Supernatural (TV 2005),
  • The Hobbit - All Media Types,
  • The Lost Boys (Movies),
  • The Witcher (TV),
  • The X-Files,
  • TOMORROW X TOGETHER | TXT (Korea Band), Wheel of Time - Robert Jordan,
  • ้•‡้ญ‚ | Guardian (TV 2018),
  • ๋ฐฉํƒ„์†Œ๋…„๋‹จ | Bangtan Boys | BTS

So now I'm thinking about what I could include in the 31 new ones...

Ones I have written in before and could therefore definitely produce a ficlet in:
  • The Professionals
  • Doctor Who
  • Merlin
  • Cobra Starship
  • Person of Interest
  • Being Human
  • Firefly
  • Good Omens
  • Tochwood
  • Mission: Impossible movies
  • Americal Idol
  • LOTR
  • ์ด์ƒํ•œ ๋ณ€ํ˜ธ์‚ฌ ์šฐ์˜์šฐ | Extraordinary Attorney Woo
  • due South
  • Encanto
  • Venom
  • ้˜ด้˜ณๅธˆ | Yฤซn Yáng Shฤซ | The Yin-yang Master (Movies - Guo Jingming)
  • Call the Midwife
  • This Beautiful Fantastic

That's 18... There are a couple of others but my initial gut reaction re them is 'uhhh maybe'...

Potential 'not written in them before but feel like I could' possibly with some revision of canon, fandoms include
  • Ateez
  • Seventeen
  • Enhypen
  • Enola Holmes
  • Star Trek, various versions
  • Expanse (I've been meaning to do a proper rewatch and finish of this anyways)
  • Pratchet's Wyrd Sisters
  • 9-1-1
  • + misc movies, TV and books from the last 12 months

Conclusion: It would be doable but also insane and I may not finish that until Dec again. I'll probably do it anyway. RIP my brain.

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Got distracted by https://www.reddit.com/r/FanFicWit/ (all memes and screencaps by the various posters there) whilst not writing the fic I'm supposed to be writing. The following were relatable.



















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Yoinked from [personal profile] trobadora and all over

1. What rating do you write most fics (totals include some art/graphics too) under?

Teen And Up Audiences (197)
General Audiences (148)
Mature (54)
Explicit (53)

Absolutely no surprises here, my default is pretty fluffy.


2. What are your top 3 fandoms?

Bandom (55)
Supernatural (46)
Stargate Atlantis (35)
[and in case 'Bandom' is too broad, the next one line is Lewis (32)]

I am extremely multifandom so I've played around in some big fandoms along the way. None of these I actively write in anymore although I do still dip back in regularly for short things.


3. What are your top 3 characters you write about?

I'm skipping this one as I am very bad for tagging for characters. For example, if I've mentioned them as a pairing, I rarely add them as characters as well. So instead...


3alt. What are your top 3 warnigns?

No Archive Warnings Apply (427)
Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (10)
Underage (6)

I almost never write anything that requires a warning. The ones where I opt out are the ones where the warning would spoil an essential element of the story. The underage ones... I actually had to go look which ones they were as I only remembered two I had tagged us such and oh, yeah, they are mostly about teenagers but one is a fic that also has 'sexual child abuse' tag so...


4. What are your 3 top pairings?

Dean Winchester/Sam Winchester (28)
James Hathaway/Robert Lewis (21)
Patrick Stump/Pete Wentz (16)

Lol, well these are a direct refletion of the top 3 fandoms so no massive surprises.


5. What are the top 3 additional tags?

Ficlet (139)
Drabble (80)
Angst (42)

Okay, firstly, the difference between Ficlet and Drabble According to Kat: Ficlet = more than 100 words but less than 1,000. Drabble = exactly 100 words.

Secondly, the first two tags are about format, not content, so more meaningfully the two after Angst are...

Pre-Slash (31)
First Time (27)

Haha, I am predictable.


6. Did any of this surprise you? e.g. what turned out to be your top tag.


Literally none of it. I knows what I likes and I writes what I likes.


7. Readers of this post, did any of this surprise you?

I'm going to guess no except maybe if you are a relatively new reader and are now raising your eyebrows at my old big fandoms :D

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Not the Friday Five questions, just... things to be cheerful about

1. I got podficced again!

Unintended (Stray Kids, Han Jisung/Lee Minho) - A gorgeously emotional recording by [archiveofourown.org profile] pieces0fstars who has a real knack for bringing out every choked up gut punching feeling in a story.

Ensnared (Wheel of Time, Moghedien/Lanfear) - A tiny masterpiece with sound effects by [archiveofourown.org profile] pezzax_podfics ! And the kind of underlying threat one would expect from a narration from Moghedien's pov.

2. Also fanart! [personal profile] vampireshmu did a perfectly creepy jagged sketch based on my Waycest ficlet Sharpest Lives, check it out here: Sharp

3. Writing has been happening, though I am still very behind on the getyourwordsout goal and probably will continue to be tbh. But still. I have finished a fic (Stray Kids, Chan/Felix) and it's out for beta, one is veeeery close to being finished (Stray Kids, Seungmin/Jeongin), I have also tossed a shared fic (Stray Kids, Chan/Minho) back to [personal profile] dreamersdare, while she is currectly working hard at finishing off another shared fic (Stray Kids, Chan/Changbin).

4. In RL news, my Bucharest conference trip in September is all booked! Now I, apparently, need to write the paper. Rude.

5. This weekend I have no plans beyond coffee and writing. Wish me luck!

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Fic Round-Up 2023

Compared to the last two years 2023 was a fucking success writing wise. I smashed the 75k [community profile] getyourwordsout goal with the final total of 78k. Not all of that is finished/published so, according to AO3, the total published word count is ~58k


Fics published  in 2023 by Fandom:

Read more... )


Meme Questions

Read more... )

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Wow Kat, what's that sound? Well, glad you asked. It's the sound of me SMASHING through my 75k [community profile] getyourwordsout goal! BOOM! We're currently >78k and there's still a day to go.

*smug*

Much of the words came from a) co-writing done with [personal profile] dreamersdare and b) because I churned over 24k for Spooktober fics/ficlets, even if some of that churning happened after Christmas lol. Posting most of them back-to-back was a really interesting experience actually and I have some reflections.

(under the cut, it's all very self indulgent) )


I was always going to do a Spooktober Masterlist for my own amusement. I know I'm about to list all of these for the 2023 Fic Round Up soon (well... Sometime in Jan?) anyway but there everything will be by fandom so let me just induldge my love of lists *pets the list* so, here, Spooktober Fics in posting order (links will take you to AO3 but if you prefer DW for reading, everything is under the spooktober 2023 tag.

List under a cut due to length! )

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I have signed up [community profile] getyourwordsout again because I love their spreadsheets. I've gone for the 150k optimistically even though I've never achieved that. It's good to have goals or something?

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Finally, I wanted to flail about being podficced!!

The lovely [archiveofourown.org profile] pezzax_podfics podficced under his wing (TXT, Choi Soobin/Choi Yeonjun) and turned a tiny ficlet into a full-blown audio drama with music and sound effects and it is so, so extremely cool I absolutely lost mine when listening. Also, please appreciate the cover art! (akdkjsj wings!)

The most awesome [archiveofourown.org profile] pieces0fstars podficced Volcano (Stray Kids, Han Jisung/Lee Minho) and holy shit the emotional impact the recording packs... Look, I obviously had a lot of emotions about the concepts which I wrote immediately after the song dropped. But the thing is, I wrote the fic so I knew what was in the fucker and yet, YET, I was absolutely choked up, clutching my heart, because the performance got that exact frayed, desperate edge I tried to convey in words and... Yeah, please listen.

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The Truth

Dec. 29th, 2023 06:17 pm
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This amused me deeply, from our group convo yesterday:

[personal profile] dreamersdare: How go our respective writing endeavours?
[personal profile] kat_lair: Slowly, the bastarding 'ficlet' is 2,7k now ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„
[personal profile] kat_lair: Oh FFS apparently they want to have sex on page now when I just wanted to finish thing with a kiss ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ
[personal profile] pushkin666: ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
[personal profile] dreamersdare: Sure sounds like a hardship
[personal profile] pushkin666: Hee. She said 'hard'. Is 12.
[personal profile] dreamersdare: ๐Ÿคฃ
[personal profile] kat_lair: IT IS FOR ME BUT APPARENTLY YOONGI IS NOT GONNA LET NAMJOON KEEP IT IN HIS PANTS
[personal profile] pushkin666: Go for it Yoongi.
[personal profile] dreamersdare: Look, I'm entirely on team Yoongi here. Namjoon is a long suffering leader who needs to get laid.
[personal profile] pushkin666: I mean I'm not even into this fandom and I know Namjoon needs to get laid.
[personal profile] dreamersdare: ๐Ÿคฃ
[personal profile] kat_lair: ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃthe first thing ppl will learn about K-pop is that every group leader Deserves To Get Laid.
[personal profile] dreamersdare: Truth.


Anyway, writing's going great, thanks for asking.

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Okay, listen up! Halloween month is legit my favourite time of the year and I am going to Try Very Hard not to let living amidst moving boxes (tenancy signed, move definitely happening but not until like 10th of Nov, more on the house and stuff in another post) and being tight on money this month (rent and current place + deposit for new place + moving costs = bye bye savings) ruin it for me. Not even the fact that my throat hurst, I unexpectedly had to work today to cover for a sick colleague and am exhausted is going to ruin it. Nuh-uh, I refuse.

Autumn! Pumpkins! Candles! Black cats! (always of course) Witchery! Wearing my many Halloween themed clothes! Aaaannnd... Maybe doing little something, something like writing... So [personal profile] pushkin666, [personal profile] dreamersdare and I have been thinking (dangerous) and are going to try what DD has dubbed 'Spooktober Drabblefest 2023: 31 drabbles in 31 fandoms in 31 days'.

Rules are... Well, fuck that, do whatever you like basically, or nothing at all. There are a lot of various Halloween themed prompt lists out there, I know DD has found one that she's using and [personal profile] pushkin666 is maybe working from another one. Me? I'm going to... what's the phrase? As yes, 'wing it'. Will they be drabbles? Who knows, might do a poem. What is a fandom? Whatever I feel like, which means original fic may crop up. Am I going to use prompts? Maybe the prompts will use me!

I am going to wing it like a vampire turning into a flock of bats, wear my black velvet cape (possibly to work i don't fucking care) and also post spooky musics at abandon.

Spellbound? Oh, you will be. *winks, tips witch's hat at you and disappears in a swirl of fog*



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Gnna do like an actual post soon but saw this and am powerless to resist AO3 stats...


Most hits

Technically it's is not the past all shadow but that's definitely because it got caught in some random bot and has over 23k of hits which is implausible for a Lewis gen fic.

A more realist result is where the street have no name with over 9k hits, a Grimm Nick/Monroe undercover as a prostitute romp


Most kudos

Reformation, the Good Omens Aziraphale/Crowley fic a I wrote well before the TV-adaptation was even a rumour but that received most of its 1.2k of kudos within weeks of season 1 airing when everyone was desperaterely looking for content


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Black Lotus Club with 102 comments (of which half are my replies obvs). This is a Guardian, Shen Wei/Zhao Yunlan 'undercover at a bdsm!club fic' that I wrote because it's mostly the dynamic I want to read in every fandom.


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Fac Mihi Viam, my Harry Potter, Harry & Sirius gen dark horse of a fic that has 384 bookmarks (of which 268 are public, it is still top that way too) that wildly exceeded all expectations I had re reception of it


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There are two fics co-authored with [personal profile] pushkin666 that are at the top here:

Spoonful of Sunday is an extremely self-indulgent Alan Davies/Stephen Fry QI RPF coffee shop AU that we wrote largely to amuse ourselves that comes at over 40k

Bite the Night is a terribly cliched and rather smutty Strictly Craig/Bruno werewolf fic of over 26k. I regret nothing.

The longest single-authored fic however is I'm Your Man which is also over 26k of d/s flavoured Will/Ethan Mission: Impossible shy shenanigans.


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I have... *goes to count* over 70 drabbles of 100 words exactly so I'm not exactly going to list them all here. Instead I picked three horror/dark ones (all pairings mostly in my head rather than explictly on paper)

Postlude (Supernatural, Sam/Dean)

Teeth (Doctor Who, Tenth Doctor/The Master)

Crime (Stargate Atlants, Rodney/Radek)


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Right, I've just woken up from a 3h nap that I don't regret. It does mean that my higher brain activity is not quite engaged so instead an actual post, let's celebrate the fact that I now have 400 fanworks up on AO3 with a 'fic meme'. And by that I mean...

Option 1. Pick a random number between 1 and 400 (1 being the latest fanwork posted, 400 being the first) and ask me any question about this fanwork.

Option 2. Pick a specifc fanwork of mine that you're curious about and ask any question about it.

Option 3. Give me a made-up fic title and I'll give you a made-up summary and tags that would go with it

Option 4. Comment with a fic premise that 100% sounds like the kind of thing I would write, and I'll tell you how embarrassingly accurate it is.

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1. Me when I watch reacters on YT: some of you have grown up by never watching any media not in your native language that has subtitles and it shows. Okay, listen, I know there are a whole variety of reasons why people struggle with subtitles but English language privilege is a thing and if I got a pound every time a reacter went 'omg it's so haaaaaaaaaard to read the subtitles and also follow the mv' I would by now have paid at least half of my monthly energy bill.

2. I have written 30k of fic this year. Please witness.

3. Is anyone interested in betaing 6k of femmeslash? I finally finished the Hustlers (2019 film) post-canon Destiny/Ramona fic. It's barely a T and mostly just them gettinng back together. And then getting together. Mostly I just want a spag check but if you've watched the movie then awesome. If you haven't you should, but you could also watch this awesome fanvid by [personal profile] sisabet. AO3 link here for comments.




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