kat_lair: (GRIMM - cometh the wolf)
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Title: Window Box
Author:[personal profile] kat_lair
Fandom: Grimm
Pairing: Nick/Monroe
Tags: Drabble, Gardens/Gardening
Rating: G
Word count: 100

Summary: Monroe wakes to the sound of hammering.

Author notes: Spring defiance from under the crushing forces of capitalism = a drabble a day in April. This one for [personal profile] verdande_mi who wanted something for Grimm.

Window Box on AO3

Window Box )

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kat_lair: (GRIMM - cometh the wolf)
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Title: Sodalis
Author: [personal profile] kat_lair 
Fandom: Grimm
Pairing: Nick Burkhardt/Monroe
Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Huddling For Warmth, Sharing a Bed, Christmas Fluff, Getting to Know Each Other, Pre-Slash
Rating: G
Word count: 3,185

Summary:
Nick’s council-mandated Wesen companion arrives on Christmas Eve. A snowstorm arrives on Christmas Day.

Author notes:
Sixth and finale of the [community profile] fandomtrees fics, this one written for [personal profile] kalika_999, whose likes  listed ‘mail order bride’ and my brain went !!! Now, this isn’t that exactly, more like arranged companionship and I deeply regret that I don’t have time to write the 30k epic slowburn the idea deserves, but, uh, here, have a little thingy... All Latin from Google Translate. All grammar and punctuation thanks to [personal profile] pensnest who provided a stellar last minute beta <3

Sodalis on AO3

Sodalis )

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Would anyone be interested in giving a quick SPAG overview to ~3k of Grimm Nick/Monroe fluff? It's for [community profile] fandomtrees so I would need it back in time for the reveals (which are on 18th). I'll have it finished it today.

Thank you!

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Fic Round-Up 2023

Compared to the last two years 2023 was a fucking success writing wise. I smashed the 75k [community profile] getyourwordsout goal with the final total of 78k. Not all of that is finished/published so, according to AO3, the total published word count is ~58k


Fics published  in 2023 by Fandom:

Read more... )


Meme Questions

Read more... )

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Wow Kat, what's that sound? Well, glad you asked. It's the sound of me SMASHING through my 75k [community profile] getyourwordsout goal! BOOM! We're currently >78k and there's still a day to go.

*smug*

Much of the words came from a) co-writing done with [personal profile] dreamersdare and b) because I churned over 24k for Spooktober fics/ficlets, even if some of that churning happened after Christmas lol. Posting most of them back-to-back was a really interesting experience actually and I have some reflections.

(under the cut, it's all very self indulgent) )


I was always going to do a Spooktober Masterlist for my own amusement. I know I'm about to list all of these for the 2023 Fic Round Up soon (well... Sometime in Jan?) anyway but there everything will be by fandom so let me just induldge my love of lists *pets the list* so, here, Spooktober Fics in posting order (links will take you to AO3 but if you prefer DW for reading, everything is under the spooktober 2023 tag.

List under a cut due to length! )

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I have signed up [community profile] getyourwordsout again because I love their spreadsheets. I've gone for the 150k optimistically even though I've never achieved that. It's good to have goals or something?

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Finally, I wanted to flail about being podficced!!

The lovely [archiveofourown.org profile] pezzax_podfics podficced under his wing (TXT, Choi Soobin/Choi Yeonjun) and turned a tiny ficlet into a full-blown audio drama with music and sound effects and it is so, so extremely cool I absolutely lost mine when listening. Also, please appreciate the cover art! (akdkjsj wings!)

The most awesome [archiveofourown.org profile] pieces0fstars podficced Volcano (Stray Kids, Han Jisung/Lee Minho) and holy shit the emotional impact the recording packs... Look, I obviously had a lot of emotions about the concepts which I wrote immediately after the song dropped. But the thing is, I wrote the fic so I knew what was in the fucker and yet, YET, I was absolutely choked up, clutching my heart, because the performance got that exact frayed, desperate edge I tried to convey in words and... Yeah, please listen.

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Catching up!!


Title: Graveyard Date
Author: [personal profile] kat_lair 
Fandom: Grimm
Pairing: Nick/Monroe
Tags: Ficlet, First Date, Cemetery
Rating: G
Word count: 453
Disclaimer: Not mine!

Summary: “I’m sorry,” Nick says, for the third time that evening.

Author notes: Spooktober 2023, Day 16/31. Prompt/theme: graveyard

Graveyard Date on AO3


Graveyard Date )

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Gnna do like an actual post soon but saw this and am powerless to resist AO3 stats...


Most hits

Technically it's is not the past all shadow but that's definitely because it got caught in some random bot and has over 23k of hits which is implausible for a Lewis gen fic.

A more realist result is where the street have no name with over 9k hits, a Grimm Nick/Monroe undercover as a prostitute romp


Most kudos

Reformation, the Good Omens Aziraphale/Crowley fic a I wrote well before the TV-adaptation was even a rumour but that received most of its 1.2k of kudos within weeks of season 1 airing when everyone was desperaterely looking for content


Most comments


Black Lotus Club with 102 comments (of which half are my replies obvs). This is a Guardian, Shen Wei/Zhao Yunlan 'undercover at a bdsm!club fic' that I wrote because it's mostly the dynamic I want to read in every fandom.


Most bookmarks

Fac Mihi Viam, my Harry Potter, Harry & Sirius gen dark horse of a fic that has 384 bookmarks (of which 268 are public, it is still top that way too) that wildly exceeded all expectations I had re reception of it


Most words

There are two fics co-authored with [personal profile] pushkin666 that are at the top here:

Spoonful of Sunday is an extremely self-indulgent Alan Davies/Stephen Fry QI RPF coffee shop AU that we wrote largely to amuse ourselves that comes at over 40k

Bite the Night is a terribly cliched and rather smutty Strictly Craig/Bruno werewolf fic of over 26k. I regret nothing.

The longest single-authored fic however is I'm Your Man which is also over 26k of d/s flavoured Will/Ethan Mission: Impossible shy shenanigans.


Least words

I have... *goes to count* over 70 drabbles of 100 words exactly so I'm not exactly going to list them all here. Instead I picked three horror/dark ones (all pairings mostly in my head rather than explictly on paper)

Postlude (Supernatural, Sam/Dean)

Teeth (Doctor Who, Tenth Doctor/The Master)

Crime (Stargate Atlants, Rodney/Radek)


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After the Stray Kids edition of this meme, here are the rest. Current mode is apparently 'writing everything at once' which means that whilst a lot of things are progressing they're not doing so very quickly.

I'm thinking of doing 'post something every day' for April to get back into the swing of things. But anyway, first this

WIP Meme: The Misc Fandoms Edition

MCR, Frank/Mikey With Kinky Benefits, ah yes one of the four shamefully late [community profile] fandomtrumpshate fics that covid derailed and that I've been trying to get back on track ever since. Currently at 3.7k, involves the boys as roommates and Mikey having a thing for wearing pretty panties and Frank having an unexpected thing for Mikey doing just that.

Snippet )

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MCR, Gerard/Mikey/Frank/Ray BDSM!AU Nonsense, the second of the owed FTH fics, sitting at 5.5k. The snippet below is Gerard/Mikey in case that's a think you want to avoid.

Snippet )

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Grimm, Nick/Monroe Pretend Couple Fluff, third in the series of my failures, this is at~ 6k and involves ticking off a ton of 'undercover as a couple tropes' as we progress. Like this one, a classic for a reason.

Snippet )

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Guardian, Shen Wei/Zhao Yunlan Curse Fic, yep, yep, fourth and final in the series of Kat Pull Your Fucking Finger Out. This is only at 1.7k

Snippet )

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Hustlers (the 2019 film, which I would recommend) Destiny/Ramona post-canon fic.
God, I wrote most of this in the immediate aftermath of seeing the movie like, ugh three years ago, and then have been picking up it intermittently since. It's sitting at 4.2k and I can almost see the finish line.

Snippet )

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Expanse BDSM!AU Alex/Amos, written entirely for personal reasons... This stands at 3k

Snippet )

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Buzzfeed Unsolved/Watcher Entertainment RPF, Shane/Ryan Camping Nonsense, 2k

Snippet )


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There are some other ficbits floating around but they are all super short

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Okay, you folk are HORNY given how many responses I got to the Kinky Fuckbuddy, Vanilla Fuckbuddy, One Night Stand meme I got. Unsurprising. I'm gonna stretch these throughout the month one at a time to tick off my daily DW posts.

[personal profile] pushkin666 gave me three of the dommiest doms I can think of: Namjoon (BTS), Gerard (MCR) and Monroe (Grimm).  This is a... PROBLEM. But, let's be creative about this.

One Night Stand: Gerard.





In the past I've had him in every role I think depending on who the options are but here he is that one slightly greasy guy I meet at a club and it's dark and he's wearing a cheerleader outfit but like, I'm into that on dudes, so amma gonna let him eat me out and then ride my thigh in the bathroom, and not even mind that much when he moans out someone else's name when he comes (not like I gave him mine so all good). I think about getting his number but honestly, whatever he's in the middle of doesn't feel like it has room for others.




Vanilla Fuckbuddy: Monroe





This guy. Listen. I know for a fact that he's got a dominant and possessive side mile wide but he is Very Respectful about keeping it reigned if the other party isn't Into That and because I'm not, he's instead going to treat me to some utterly delicious vegetarian dinners, cello concertos and slow making out on his sofa whenever I come by and then very politely ask how I would like my orgasm tonight, how many, and whether I mind if he gets off too. Spoiler alert: I really don't.



Kinky Fuckbuddy: Namjoon.









Right, no one is surprised. As [personal profile] pushkin666 and [personal profile] dreamersdare can attest, I have some... uh... ~feelings~ about this man. He is SO HOT I literally cannot but obviously would. Like physically hot, fuck yes, but also, I have almost cried about his multilingual 140 IQ leadership competency on several occasions and I'm not ashamed to admit it. The thing is, because of that, I read him as dom as fuck and whilst I Love To See It, I don't want to be on the receiving end of that. So, question: does it still count as a fuckbuddy relationship if I watch him dom other men and then we fuck. Or, like, while we fuck? Let's say it does and that's the relationship we have. In between we shyly pass lyrics and poetry to each other for comments, talk about the evils of late stage capitalism and volunteer at local environmental charity. This one time he asked me to dom him Because Feminism and I almost came from just watching him kneel, but also neither of us could even pretend it would work that way so instead we just spent the evening reporting misogynists on social media and finally agreed to ask out that really hot couple who lives next door *insert any of the other BTS members here*

Aaaanyway, that got... Detailed. Sorry, not sorry and all that.

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Ah, late night procrastination. Ganked this from [personal profile] dreamersdare who shares my fondness for writing related memes. 

Summaries of my ten most kudosed (it's a verb cos i say so) fics. Link will take you to the fic if so inclined. 

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Firstly, I am verklempt over the lovely comments on my Holiday Meme tread. I also definitely know who some of the people responsible but to protect them from having to openly discuss icky feelings I'm going to pretend I don't.

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Secondly, after at least a couple of years of not having energy for these things, I have signed up for [community profile] fandomtrees. You can find my extensive list of fandom requests here. I honestly could have continued for much longer but had to cut it off somewhere so we have: Guardian, Guardian RPF, Harry Potter, Good Omens, BTS (sigh, I know), MCR, FOB, PATD, Start Trek AOS, Grimm, MCU and Witcher. Being multifandom is a gift and a burden.

I've strolled through the entries posted so far and identified some with tempting prompts... And have about 1k for one of them at the moment, whoo writing!  

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Thirdly...

We will be starting a read/reread of Book 1. Eye of the World on 1st of December, with initial schedule (to be adjusted if needed!) of roughly book per month. Besides that, any and all fanworks or other content relating to both the book series and the TV adaptation, are welcome on the community.

If Wheel of Time is an old friend (it was a genre staple for many of us in the comm) or a new acquaintance and you'd like some peer support in tackling the series, and opportunity to fannish chatter, gather your sword, mount your steed and ride toward [community profile] tar_valon! Adventure awaits!

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AO3 Meme

Apr. 24th, 2021 10:03 pm
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In lieu of actual update, here's the AO3 meme I've seen doing the rounds on the flist (I know it's circle on dw but it's always flist to me).

Top 10 most popular by hits

[is not the past all shadow - Lewis, gen - this one doesn't count as the hit count is definitely due to some kind of random download robot malfunction somewhere because there is no way on this godless green earth that 23k people have clicked on a Lewis gen fic with this particular theme]

Five Things JD Doesn't Like About Dr. Cox (No he doesn't, no of course not, why would you say that?) - Scrubs, Cox/JD

Reformation  - Good Omens, Aziraphale/Crowley

Patrick Stump Emergency Procedure (capitals obligatory) - Fall Out Boy/Bandom, Pete/Patrick

where the streets have no name - Grimm, Nick/Monroe

Check-up - Scrubs, JD/Cox

Ready to Rock, Ready to Roll - Hawaii Five-0, Danny/Steve

Manifold - Harry Potter, Harry/Draco

Cinderella, she seems so easy - My Chemical Romance/Bandom, Gerard/Mikey

things which enclose me - Person of Interest, Finch/Reese

Two-Heart Sound
- The Hobbit, Bilbo/Thorin


Top 10 most popular by kudos

(mostly same as above so links only for unique entries)

Reformation  - Good Omens, Aziraphale/Crowley

where the streets have no name - Grimm, Nick/Monroe

Two-Heart Sound - The Hobbit, Bilbo/Thorin

things which enclose me - Person of Interest, Finch/Reese

Patrick Stump Emergency Procedure (capitals obligatory) - Fall Out Boy/Bandom, Pete/Patrick

Ready to Rock, Ready to Roll - Hawaii Five-0, Danny/Steve

Check-up - Scrubs, JD/Cox

and good, this danger (is danger of love) - Person of Interest, Finch/Reese

Fac Mihi Viam - Harry Potter, Gen

i have my reasons (call it my defense) - Buzzfeed Unsolved, Shane/Ryan


Some observations:
  • Proof positive of my slutty, slutty fandom ways
  • Reformation is on this list because the moment GO TV adaptation hit, fandom slammed into that tag like a starved possum on Sunday roast. I distinctively remember waking up to a WALL of kudos for about a week in June 2019 when everyone was tearing through the existing book-based fic before the first wave of new fic hit the internet.
  • Fac Mihi Viam continues to defy ALL my expectations. I am pleased but baffled.
  • Entertained that my two longer Scrubs fics continue to fill a continuous need
  • Buzzfeed Unsolved fandom is EASY (that fic is like less than 1k)
  • The two Bandom ones are... Well. They sure are something just in opposite directions.
  • Manifold is there only because of tentacles and fandom is full of perverts (like me)
  • Two-Heart Sound and things which enclose me are on my personal list of 'that's a good phrase, who wrote that, oh me' so pleased about them



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Challenge #6 of 

Snowflake Challenge promotional banner with image of white ice crystals/snowflakes on a dark green background. Text: Snowflake Challenge January 1-31

was to rec something created by someone else!

In honour of my slutty slutty fandom ways, I simply went to my AO3 history and picked some pages in random and collected 10 fics in 10 different fandoms, all which I remember enjoying for a variety of reasons. Please note that this is more like a sampler and not any kind of 'best of the best in given fandom' because I Read A Lot and am not that organised.

(Also, you wouldn't think to look at this list but I don't just read porn! And yet...)

Any time, any place, any way by yantantether (Guardian, Shen Wei/Zhao Yunlan, E) - Zhao Yunlan is away on a conference and missing his hot bf. Initiating phone sex is such a great idea. Things escalate. This is happens to be the most recent fic I've read that fit the criteria! My id and the author's share the same gutter so pretty much everything she writes is Relevant To My Interests and this is no exception. It's a pwp but one with playfulness and tenderness in addition to the filthy sex (which ticks many things of my kink list such as bruises, manhandling, power play).

Dream A Little (Wet) Dream Of Me by skintightsocks (Glee RPF, Chris/Darren, Chris/Darren/Lea, E) - Told you've I've been on Glee nostalgia tour. I like this author's everything, would highly recommend pretty much all their fics. This one just happened to be on my randomly selected page. This one is a lot of banter and pumpkin-carving and sharing of sex dreams ("I had a dream Lea and I double-teamed you," Chris blurts out) and phone sex and it's just very... Easy? Angst free and fun (and funny) and I actually like how there is no traditional 'then they got together' ending here, just... Some hot young people having hot fun.

I don't gamble but if I did I'd bet on us by ships_to_sail (Schitt's Creek, Patrick/David, T) - A delightful AU in which Patrick is a DJ for local radio's folk hour and David has a car radio that's stuck and Opinions on the music he's subjected to during his late night drives. This is so cute with spot-on characterisation and genuinely adorable meeting/identity reveal. Also, the sound-track is pretty good and introduced me to some new music.

they'll say we're in love by psikeval (Hamilton RPF, Jonathan Groff/Lin-Manuel Miranda, E) - Genuinely sad there isn't more fic for this pairing and there's a part of me that is still playing with that bdsm!AU idea for this pairing but so far have resisted. Anyway, this is a lovely friends-to-lovers slide with flirting and pining and text-messages and it's just stomach-swoopingly wonderful.

Only When Spoken To by CaptainWeasley (Brooklyn 99, Amy/Jake, E) - This is one of my favourite canon couples and absolutely rife with femdom potential. Which is realised beautifully in this filthy, filthy established relationship smut with role play, rules and excellent verbal humiliation. As the summary says 'Amy is now a sergeant and Jake is definitely into it.' The fic is definitely hot, but the love and trust between the two of them is really what gets me going. Happy sigh.

Ryan Number One by quackers (Buzzfeed Unsolved, Ryan/Shane, E) - Shane accidentally sends a rather explicit text to the wrong Ryan... Ryan can't stop thinking about it. A delightful frolic through the 'oh wait, my bff isn't as straight or as vanilla as i thought and now i have some feelings' trope and listen kids, I Am Here For It, especially when it also includes some sexy, sexy first time d/s.

Follow You Down by kirk_spock_in_the_impala (ryokoyuy) (Witcher, Geralt/Jaskier, M) - This definitely incorporates book/game canon that I know nothing about but it doesn't really matter, because it's essentially a bdsm!au where Geralt is both a sub and a Witcher and he never thought that combination would have a happy ending but turns out Jaskier has a thing or ten to teach Geralt and his family. Hello, have you met me? 146k slow burn friends-to-lovers bdsm!au is like delicious crack to me. This is also angsty, has some trauma recovery, more family feels than you can shake a sword at and is just utterly, utterly lovely.

Love in all its Forms
by Branwen_Blaidd (Sense8, all canon relationships but Wolfgang/Kala/Rajan centric, E) - When the show solved the seeming love triangle with a loving threesome I (literally) screamed in delight. The fic picks up the morning after and offers a long and loving exploration of the new relationship dynamic between them (dating, parents, therapy, intrigue!) as well as giving time for all the other relationships and friendships and cluster love. Absolute comfort read with changing povs.

I’ll Never Let You Go (If You Promise Not to Fade Away) by rabidchild67 (Grimm, Nick/Monroe, M) - Groundhog Day AU where Nick keeps dying and Monroe keeps trying to save him. Fun and deliciously angsty version of the timeloop trope with some pining and happy ending. Much enjoyed.

The Birthday Muffin by Lily_Dragon (Broadchurch, Alec/Ellie, T) - They are such human disasters who in this share not just painful history but also a birthday, which they navigate with much awkwardness, accidental innuendo and pining.

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WIP Meme

Sep. 3rd, 2020 09:19 pm
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So, I'm currently working with low hanging fruit type of goals and trying to advance both auction fics and other fics by just 200 words per day (so 2x200) and it seems to be working. Because I have also been strict about actually taking note of the hours I work and only doing the hours I'm paid for... Let's see how long that lasts!

Anyway, thought I'd do this WIP meme with snippets from all my nine current WIPs, four of which are auction fics. We shall not think about the WIPs I lost in the Great Laptop Crash of 2019, or the WIPs that are so ancient they are essentially collecting pension right now.

Anyway. Context is for the weak. Mix of fandoms and pairings.

Nine Snippets! )

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Yes, I realise it's March, but in my defence... Life? So, I meant to indulge in this meme closer to the year change but never got to it. So I'm indulging now.

First Lines of 2019 Fics
(in order of posting)

The sun is out, somewhere behind the air pollution, and there have been no alien attacks, gangland kneecappings, or unethical medical tests so far today - That we know of. - that they know of. (A Fine Day, Venom, Eddie/Venom)

“Did you really just give me carte blanche to do anything I want? Do you have the faintest idea how far that goes?” (Carte Blanche, Fireflye, Mal/Jayne)

Vampires made the best scientists. (non nobis solum, Stargate Atlantis, Rodney/Radek/John)

“Take him to my chambers,” she said with a wave of her hand. “And have him… prepared.” (Vivat Regina, Star Trek: Discovery, Mirror Philippa/Mirror Gabriel)

The ground is wet, grass clinging to bare feet, making each step linger like a kiss. (starry eyed and gravely discontented, Lewis, Lewis/Hathaway)

It wasn’t that he disagreed with the demonstrators, far from it. (Article 11, Lewis, Lewis & Hathaway)

Zhao Yunlan was a desperate man. (The Black Lotus Club, Guardian, Shen Wei/Zhao Yunlan)

Laura turns her face to the sun, breathing deep the scent of fragile green buds, of hope and new starts. (Here Comes The Sun, Lewis, Hobson)

“He’s loyal,” the Hundjäger says, shaking Monroe by the scruff of his neck like a recalcitrant puppy, “I’ll give you that.” (Loyalty, Grimm, Nick/Monroe)

Willow opens the cupboard door and contemplates her ever growing collection of herbal teas. (Kettle Knockout, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Willow/Tara)

Jayne ain’t much for words. (Write It Out, Firefly, Mal/Jayne)

“Pete?” Patrick pushed through the gas station shop door, the bell jingling merrily. “Pete, you still here?” (Sweet Tooth, Sweetheart, Bandom Fall Out Boy, Patrick/Pete)

“Thank you,” Zelenka said, taking a wrapped item from a marine and handing another one in return. “Pleasure doing business with you.” (Priorities, Stargate Atlantis, Rodney/Radek)

“Oh my god, are you seeing this?”
(X-tra Dimensional, The X-Files, Scully & Mulder)

The heating is off. (Warmer Together, Being Human UK, Mitchell/George/Annie)

The bottom of the ravine seemed very far away, viewed from this angle. (Vlarian Oath, Original Work, OFC/OFC)

Crowley woke up to a ringing phone and a bad feeling.
(Lose A Kraken, Gain An Angel, Good Omens, Aziraphale/Crowley)

It's bigger than him, bigger than any real dick Pete has ever seen, sucked, been fucked by, but oh god he wants it bad, wants to feel it pushing him open, until he's gaping and sobbing, so fucking greedy, greedy for it. (Substitute, Bandom Fall Out Boy, Pete/Reader's Choice)

What comes through the door is not Patrick.
(here to collect your heart, Bandom Fall Out Boy, Patrick/Pete)

Years are like stones, tossed one after another into the lake of his life until the waters rise, flooding the fields and villages and forests. (Character Sketch: Shen Wei, Guardian, Shen Wei/Zhao Yunlan)

In the end, there are words, always words, twisting, flowing, smooth and jagged, dropping from his mouth like fireflies. (Character Sketch: Lin-Manuel Miranda, RPF, LLM)

Inside Rodney’s mind, there are galaxies, swirling around and around, shining horses on an endless carousel.
(Character Sketch: Rodney McKay, Stargate Atlantis, team)

Evan’s first impression of Dr Rodney McKay takes place in a dark and chilly storeroom in Antarctica. (take this longing from my tongue, Stargate Atlantis, Rodney/Evan)

It happens to Gerard around four in the afternoon. (until the end, until this blood, Bandom My Chemical Romance, Gerard/Mikey)

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Dear Chocolatier!
(or anyone looking to provide Kat with gifts *g*)

This is my first year participating and I had a heck of a time picking options. SO MUCH SHINY!

Firstly, please note that I would be DELIGHTED to receive fanart also. So whilst the below notes are more directly applicable for fic, I hope there's enough here to adapt to non-writing mediums too.

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General likes: from friends to lovers, UST, first times, food and cooking, 'slice of life' fics, banter, competency, unexpected skills, hurt/comfort, creature AU (werewolves, vampires, magic etc are fine as long as they are known, I like to see world building around that sort of thing), music, poetry, epistolary fic.
  • I am very happy with PG fluff but bdsm/power dynamics are also incredibly welcome! However, note that I have a strong preference for who is D and who s, so pairings are listed below in that order, so e.g. Patrick/Pete means Patrick as the dom, Pete as the sub. My preference is also for that to not just be about sex (super bonus points for bdsm!AU and world-building here)
  • Specific kink/sex related things that are welcome: edging, orgasm delay/denial, chastity, service, kneeling, oral sex, forced orgasm, sex toys, bondage, begging, pegging/strap-ons, breath play, fingers (in mouth, elsewhere...), hair pulling, impact play (from otk spanking to whips), praise kink, obedience, face slapping, responsible knife play, rules and high protocol, marking (bruises, scratches)
Hard limits/Do Not Wants: use of 'cum' instead of come, lactation/pregnancy kink/anything to do with birth or breeding, mommy kink, mpreg, death fic, unhappy endings, adultery, non-con, medical play (so no speculums or the like), sounding/urethra play, scat/diapers, enemas, feeding (as a kink to specifically fatten someone up, hand-feeding and general 'I like to cook you food because I love you' feeding is more than okay!), vomit, gigantism, high school AU, underage, age play/infantilism, vore, bestiality or any animal cruelty, gore, degradation, permanent injury, gaping, fisting, castration, full face mask, dehumanisation, dollification, mummification, extreme body modification/mutilation. Finally, please do not change characters' genders or make them trans.
 
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Fandom Specific Notes:

Good Omens RPF, Sheen/Tennant

I did not know that this was a thing that even existed until Yuletide but fuck me yeah, here for it! NO ADULTERY! Either please write everyone as happily poly with other partners likely nudging the guys toward each other (preferred!) or AU without partners/families. Role bleed, UST, banter, long-distance flirting via texts and public social media posts...

Guardian RFP, Zhu Yilong/Bai Yu
It's always the quiet ones... As above so role bleed, UST, banter, long-distance flirting via texts and public social media posts... But also am very enamoured by the trope of Zhu Yilong not knowing how hot and awesome he is. Alternatively, Zhu Yilong as secret sex god/badass. Like, if he's pushed/teased far enough, he can and will Turn It The Fuck ON. And then other parties may realise they have bitten off more than they can chew... :D

Harry Potter, Remus/Sirius, Harry/Draco, Hermione/Ron/Harry
From friends to lovers (or from enemies to friends to lovers with H/D!) is all very good here! Remus/Sirius: Remus being a secret badass, werewolf possessiveness, Sirius being protective. Harry/Draco: all the tropes of having to work together, awkward flirting, ooops we accidentally magically bonded together etc. Hermione/Ron/Harry: Would love a fic of them getting together as adults, with Hermione/Ron as an established couple who will draw Harry into their family because he's still alone and miserable and they love him. Domestic poly feels basically, please and thank you.

MCU, Steve/Bucky, Natasha/Clint/Sam, Bruce & Valkyrie & Loki & Thor

Steve/Bucky: all the 'from bffs to lovers' feels here with pining and guilt. I can read about a million Winter Soldier revovery fics so yeah, especially if you'd like to incorporate a bit of fucked up 'need for orders and structure' flavour there. Natasha/Clint/Sam: Nat/Clint as established couple setting out to seduce Sam because he's hot as fuck and tragically under-appreciated. Sam does not stand a chance. Shenanigans, flirting, everyone being competent on missions together. Bruce & Valkyrie & Loki & Thor aka Disaster Dream Team: Thor Ragnarok was a Delight. Please more of team adventures and banter and found family feels. Bruce and Valkyrie forcing Loki and Thor to deal with their issues?

Pacific Rim, Hermann/Newt
From enemies to friends to lovers yes please! DRIFT COMPATIBILITY SWEET JESUS. Also, please ignore the sequel because whilst I could see it coming, I did not like what they did to Newt. So post first film getting together because lingering drift. Also, there is criminally litte fic about Hermann's control issues so if you'd like to explore those with Newt's enthusiastic assistance ('if you feel like you can't control anything, control me') that would be... Very Good.

My Chemical Romance, Frank/Mikey, Gerard/Mikey
Stage gay or real feelings? Upping the ante and then angst and pining? Am happy with AUs here from 'omg they were roommates' for Frank/Mikey to magical realism with wings and soul bonds for Gerard/Mikey. If you want to go the d/s route here then Mikey kneels very prettily and looks pretty in lingerie. Just saying.

Fall Out Boy, Patrick/Pete
My 'from friends to lovers' OTP with all the pining. Tour shenanigans and Pete being a little shit (bratty, needy sub that he is) and pushing, pushing, pushing especially in public until Patrick snaps. I also really like the 'Patrick is a secret sex god' trope. Oh and all the 'here is a notebook of lyrics that definitely aren't about my unrequited love for you, no sir' one. Because yeah, Pete and emo poetry is the other OTP of mine, have fun!

Panic! At The Disco, Spencer/Ryan
BFFs to lovers! Are you seeing the theme yet? No but really, childhood friends! Ryan's emo lyrics! All the AUs here as well as long as the 'long time friends with long time pining' vibe stays the same. I just have a lot of feelings about them and I don't mind where they play out, space, university, restaurant kitchen, Hollywood...

Star Trek AOS, McCoy/Kirk
Do I need to say it? From friends to lovers and pining, OBVIOUSLY. I'm here for all Academy era shenanigans as well. But also very much into every space trope! Getting space!married because alien customs! Being mistaken for a couple! Sex pollen fuck yes! Fighting for survival! All the hurt/comfort please. Like, McCoy being very fucking toppy when he gets it on is also... Good. Good.

Grimm, Monroe/Nick
All the Blutbad tropes please and thank you, with Monroe claiming Nick as part of his pack and maybe just his and well, there's scenting and throat baring? And Nick's into it? Loyalty kink! This is served so well here. Hurt/comfort too. Accidentally getting Wesen!married is also a thing I'm into :D Oh and I love Monroe because he encompasses the 'completely unassuming and seems harmless/geeky until the exact second he's not' thing. So maybe if he's sort of forced to throw his weight around a bit, because of circumstances, that would be delectable.

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Fics posted in 2019 by Fandom:

Bandom
here to collect your heart (Patrick/Pete, R, 525 words) – on DW & on AO3
Substitute (Pete/Reader's Choice, NC-17, 367 words) – on DW & on AO3
Sweet Tooth, Sweetheart (Patrick/Pete, G, 754 words) – on DW & on AO3
until the end, until this blood (Gerard/Mikey, NC-17, 20,501 words) – on DW & on AO3

Being Human (UK)
Warmer Together (John/George/Annie, G, 595 words) – on DW & on AO3

Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Kettle Knockout (Tara/Willow, PG-13, 456 words) – on DW & on AO3

Firefly
Carte Blanche (Jayne/Malcolm, NC-17, 1,207 words) – on DW & on AO3
Write It Out (Jayne/Malcolm, G, 658 words) – on DW & on AO3

Good Omens
Lose A Kraken, Gain An Angel (Aziraphale/Crowley, PG-13, 11,622 words) – on DW & on AO3

Grimm
Loyalty (Nick/Monroe, PG-13, 490 words) – on DW & on AO3

Guardian
Character Sketch: Shen Wei (Shen Wei/Zhao Yunlan, G, 226 words) – on DW & on AO3
The Black Lotus Club (Shen Wei/Zhao Yunlan, NC-17, 16,965 words) – on DW & on AO3

Lewis
Article 11 (Hathaway & Lewis, G, 100 words) – on DW & on AO3
Here Comes The Sun (Hobson, G, 100 words) – on DW & on AO3
starry eyed and gravely discontented (Hathaway/Lewis, G, 101 words) – on DW & on AO3

Original Work
Vlarian Oath (OFC/OFC, NC-17, 16,531 words) – on DW & on AO3

RPF
Character Sketch: Lin-Manuel Miranda (LMM, G, 140 words) – on DW & on AO3

Star Trek: Discovery
Vivat Regina (Mirror Georgiou/Lorca, NC-17, 1285 words) – on DW & on AO3

Stargate Atlantis
Character Sketch: Rodney McKay (McKay, G, 192 words) – on DW & on AO3
non nobis solum (McKay/Zelenka/Sheppard, NC-17, 328 words) – on DW & on AO3
Priorities (McKay/Zelenka, G, 669 words) – on DW & on AO3
take this longing from my tongue (McKay/Lorne, NC-17, 16,597 words) – on DW & on AO3

The X-Files
X-tra Dimensional (Mulder & Scully, G, 469 words) – on DW & on AO3

Venom
A Fine Day (Eddie/Venom, PG-13, 1001 words) – on DW & on AO3

Non-fic things:
so the blossoms fall Wallpaper (Lewis) – on DW & on AO3
Uber Mood Board Small Fandom Big Bang Art (All-New Ghost Rider) – on DW & on AO3


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Meme Questions

Total: 24 fics + 2 art
Total Word Count For the Year: ~92k


Leitmotifs of the year:
  • Old fandoms (hello SGA, Bandom, GO!)
  • New fandoms (hello Guardian, Venom, ST Discovery!)
  • Original fic (holy shit yes!)
  • Everything is typically either drabble/ficlet or well over 10k, there is very little in the middle
  • No icons and not very much graphics. Loss of all my textures and fonts in the Great Laptop Crash of Summer 2019 has kind of taken the wind out of my art sails. But I did sign up to do art for [community profile] smallfandombang and [community profile] het_bigbang again soooo...

(As usual, I can't pick just one answer to any of these really...)

Most popular story:
How to measure? I mean the last two were only posted very recently so there's not much to say about their popularity yet (although a surprising number of comments on take this longing from my tongue). Hits/kudos/comments suggest that The Black Lotus Club takes the crown (geddit?) here. I was really blown away by how enthusiastic the fandom is. A Fine Day comes as a surprise second because I don't even really go there but... Venom fandom easily pleased? Good to know I guess!

My best story this year:
Vlarian Oath or so people tell me. I am pleased with the world-building. here to collect your heart because of the pacing and delivering the impact. I don't write a lot of dark!fic but on occasion... The Black Lotus Club because of some of the language and descriptions. Lose A Kraken, Gain An Angel because I'm pleased with the style, the footnotes, the fact that it has made people laugh and cry.

Hardest story to write:
Vlarian Oath, take this longing from my tongue and until the end, until this blood all very difficult but only because of the time pressure. Each was pretty much written in less than a week all together, though with pauses in between. until the end, until this blood certainly was squeezed out between Christmas and NY. Last minute winner! I didn't write anything with like emotionally difficult themes this year.

Easiest story to write:
Hmmm... Maybe some of the Character Sketches or Substitute cos I wrote those drunk :D But also Lose A Kraken, Gain An Angel, because I find the Pratchett'esque irreverence and liberal use of footnotes rather relaxing.

Story most underappreciated by the universe, in my opinion:
Idk, the fic with lowers hits/kudos are the short ones I never expected much for anyway. I guess maybe Lose A Kraken, Gain An Angel but then again GO fandom is super oversaturated with excellent fic atm. But like, my original fic got way more hits and kudos that that which is puzzling! Art most underappreciated though: Uber Mood Board! I'm really proud of it but it's such a small fandom indeed... Would btw recommend the story!

Most fun story to write:
Lose A Kraken, Gain An Angel because irreverence and footnotes! I also had fun with Carte Blanche which was pretty much pure id fic. Oh, and A Fine Day because Venom voice is something I enjoyed a lot!

Fluffiest story:
Sweet Tooth, Sweetheart is pretty sugary, literally :D And Warmer Together just has some pre-poly snuggles so...

Most angsty story:
Depends how you look at it. Like until the end, until this blood has some consent and 'fuck or die' related angst. The Black Lotus Club has the 'I'm trying to keep away for your own good but feelings' angst that is given for SW/ZYL, also a heavy feature of the Shen Wei Character Sketch. However, for proper angst I'd go with here to collect your heart because... No happy ending in sight.

Sexiest story:
A surprising amount of explicit sex this year! Vivat Regina, Carte Blanche, Substitute and non nobis solum were all explicitly porn focused. All the longer fics also had sex scenes, though they weren't the focus per se. Except maybe for Vlarian Oath were getting in some alien tentacle f/f action was totally the driving force (just required a lot of world building to get there lol). Personal winner for me though is The Black Lotus Club though because the drawn out d/s ust and manhandling and SW controlling the pace while SYL rides him... Special mention for the scene with the chocolate tasting in until the end, until this blood.

"Holy crap, that's wrong, even for you" story:

I don't think I did anything newly outrageous. There was some alien tentacle sex in Vlarian Oath (tentacles done before), incest in until the end, until this blood (incest written A LOT, although this was first time for Sentinel!AU)... Oh, maybe the outright non-con in Vivat Regina and the implied vore in here to collect your heart?

Biggest Disappointment:
I'm not really that disappointed about anything writing related. 92k is fucking good going. *pats self on the back*

Biggest Surprise:
Vlarian Oath has done way better than I expected, considering it's original f/f with a rather niche concept. It also got recced. I also got a really long rec on an older fic (that Hansel/Gretel one...) which was such a lovely surprise. Oh and all the awesome art HanHathma has done, including several pieces I'm still trying to convince her to post on AO3 and not just like WhatsApp me.

Most Unintentionally Telling Story:
I mean... The Black Lotus Club is pure id fic. Never made any secret of that. But also Vlarian Oath in a way.

Story I haven't yet written, but intend/hope to:
The [community profile] smallfandombang fic, the first draft of which is due in, oh, four weeks. Haha. Ha. Anyway, I really hope I can pull it off and don't have to withdraw last minute. It's going to be Amos/Alex from the Expanse and in the well-loved genre of 'then they all had some space adventures together, probably had to pretend to be a couple at some point and maybe some d/s vibe happens too, as it does. in space'. The 4th season is out now but I haven't watched it and not sure I'm going to incorporate much canon beyond the basic premise. More likely set somewhere between seasons 2 and 3. Otherwise, I both nominated and plan to sign up to [community profile] chocolateboxcomm for the first time. I would like to also write the purely self-indulgent Guardian porn about Zhao Yunlan's oral fixation that I've had in my mind for ages. Generally, I just pledged at [community profile] getyourwordsout like a fool so... That's happening.


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Title: Loyalty
Author: [personal profile] kat_lair / Mistress Kat
Fandom: Grimm
Characters/Pairing: Nick & Monroe or Nick/Monroe depending on your goggles
Rating: PG
Warnings/enticements: eh some peril and show level violence
Word count: 490
Disclaimer: Not mine, only playing
 
Summary: “He’s loyal,” the Hundjäger says, shaking Monroe by the scruff of his neck like a recalcitrant puppy, “I’ll give you that.”

Author notes: Written during a boozy Scribblers’ Fangirl Weekend to a randomly assigned fandom and prompt ‘loyalty’. My first fic for our 100 Fandoms Challenge too. Betaed by HanHathma.


Loyalty )
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So here's a question to those of you who read fic with a d/s slant. Whether it's full on BDSM world AUs (like candy to me), formalised d/s relationships, or just characters being a bit toppy/subby in the bedroom (or out of it):

Do you have a really firm preference for a given pairing who is dominant, who submissive? Because boy howdy, I really do. There are certain pairings where I can. not. read. d/s flavoured fic if the dynamic written is opposite to my head canon. Like, I can see that the writing is great and the plot brilliant, whatever, but I just. can. not. And then. Some other pairings I don't mind at all which way the power pendulum swings.

To give you some examples, here's pairings where I cannot read (or have no interest in writing) fic with d/s dynamic unless it's in the specific direction as indicated below. Pairings listed in the dominant/submissive order

Hawaii Five-0: Danny/Steve
Person of Interest: Finch/Reese
Marvel: Bruce/Tony, Pepper/Tony, Steve/Bucky, Coulson/Clint
Bandom: Patrick/Pete, Gerard/Frank, Bob/Frank, Gerard/Mikey, Patrick/Gerard (look, Patrick tops everyone, okay?
Being Human: George/Mitchell
Stargate Atlantis: Rodney/John, Carson/Rodney, Radek/Rodney
Good Omens: Aziraphale/Crowley
Supernatural: Sam/Dean
Star Trek: McCoy/Kirk
Sherlock: John/Sherlock
Harry Potter: Remus/Sirius, Harry/Draco
NCIS: Tim/Tony
Grimm: Monroe/Nick
X-Men: Charles/Erik
Daredevil: Foggy/Matt

Common thread: it's the quiet, unassuming ones who bring it... I have a lot of head canon and feelings about this re the above pairings, ask me if you want to know more! Or get my thoughts on pairings not listed!

Furthermore, in the rare occasion I read het fic, I cannot stomach anything but femdom if power dynamics are introduced. Any hint of female submission in a het fic makes me extremely uncomfortable and I'll be hitting the back key no matter how good the writing, how healty/ssc the relationship portrayal etc.

Then again, there are tons of pairings where I don't mind switching it up (pun entirely intended). Mainly e.g. Panic boys from bandom (although I read Spencer as a top most of the time, I can be convinced otherwise), Hobbit/LOTR and, well probably some others.   


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