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Jan. 1st, 2021 04:54 pm
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Welcome weary traveller,

You seem to have stumbled upon my journal and you are welcome to stay and have a look around. Here are some things that you may be wondering about:

Kat: Female, fabulously in my forties, Finnish but living in the UK, academic, university lecturer, writer, poet, fandom slut, geeky, polyamorous, pansexual, kinky, romantic, fluffy-headed, soft-hearted, open-minded, strong-willed, observant, introspective, over-analytical, assertive, prone to working way too much, sarcastic, silly, tactile. Also into cats (not like that) and woolly socks (maybe a little bit like that).

Fandoms: All of them, all the time? I don't really leave fandoms so much as collect them and then become less active in them. But I always return to them eventually. I consume fanworks and media far more widely than I produce fanworks, and I've produced fanworks in... *goes to count* over 70 fandoms so... You can check my (always woefully out of date) list of interests or AO3 profile [archiveofourown.org profile] MistressKat to get an idea. Or ask what my current obsession is and I'll happily elaborate.

Other social media presence: Uhhh... Not really. DW remains my main presence on the web, largely because I don't have mental energy to maintain a lot of social media (I'm one of those people who never got a Facebook even!). I have a locked poetry journal on DW as well for my own work: [personal profile] boneverse

Fanworks: Apart for some co-authored verses and older graphics/icons that need to be migrated, everything should be on my AO3. I also still post things on DW (nostalgia) and here you can find things under relevant tags such as my fanfiction or my graphics.

Transformative works policy? YES, DO IT! I welcome all transformative works based on my fanworks. Please feel free to remix, make fanart, podfic, fanmixes etc. However, I ask that you a) acknowledge my work and link to it, and b) please, please drop me a line somewhere (comment here, pm, AO3...) about it because I want to squee and admire!

Questions/comments: Are very welcome!

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Jun. 1st, 2025 08:53 pm
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Happy Pride month y'all


🤌🤌🤌

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A reminder that my AO3 bookmarks all count as recs and I read widely so feel free to mine them for your own entertainment.


Kat Reads Books

Celestial Monsters by Aiden Thomas - This is the second part of a duology that started with The Sunbearer Trials reviewed here https://kat-lair.dreamwidth.org/908178.html. The sun is going out and Theo, his crush Aurelio and bff Niya are on a quest to save the world. And maybe also their friend turned traitor turned friend again Xio. This was cute and fun. I likes the friendships and the message of getting hold of your own fate and stopping the gods from meddling was good if not particularly subtle even before the final showdown. The romance was sweet. My main criticisms are that the female bff was written a little one-dimensional, and the redemption arch had the realisation/decision of 'oops maybe I am on the wrong side' moment off page and I was so frustrated by that like, no, this was a peak character moment why would you not show it? I was fully expecting the story to go end in a cliffhanger but no, it's a duology, not a trilogy and honestly, right choice.

Oikeusjuttu (Der Prozeß/Trial) by Franz Kafka - So, a colleague is making an installation for a conference on theme of AI & (In)Justice and for that wanted several different translations of this book. I sourced the Finnish translation for him, and since I had it, I thought I should read it. And I did. So, let me preface this by saying that I've never read Kafka before, I had no knowledge of the novel beyond the general theme I could guess from the title and colleague's installation topic. It was. Hmm. So, firstly, I see what he did there and why he did and I respect the way he did it as well. Secondly, I very much see why this is a relevant book for colleague's installation. For those of you who don't know, the story evolves around a man who is told he is on trial, accused of something which is never explained, and whose attempts to defend himself are hampered by impenetrable bureaucracy, incomprehensible justice system and officials who talk a lot and say little. In fairness, that also a running theme of the book which is full or extremely long meandering sentences, paragraphs that go on for pages, all of which may just be a reflection of being written a century go or a deliberate stylistic choice to further underline the confusion and frustration of the protagonist. Saying that, there are several lines that would not be out of place as an opening on a contemporary report or article on (in)access to justice, inequity in law, issues around power and influence, trial by public etc.  As a satire it was painfully accurate, depressingly so a century after publication, but there was only one line that made me laugh (said by one of the female characters). I can't say I liked the book, nor the protagonist really, but also I'm quite sure I wasn't meant to.

When Women Were Dragons by Kelly Barnhill - I gather the book's gotten a good amount of hype and I'd probably sign that. In 1955 tens of thousands of American women from all walks of life suddenly transform into dragons, devour some men and then vanish. Discussion and research on what happened, why and how, and the fact that it isn't a historically isolated phenomenon is systematically suppressed. The story is told via eyes of Alex who is a school girl at the time but loses her aunt, gains a sister, and struggles with finding her own path to science and family. Her personal narrative is interspersed with extracts from scientific papers, letters etc. Two thirds of this book made me incandescent with rage. Which is absolutely the purpose of it. The final third had the utopian 'god it could be this good, it could be' catharsis to it which was a good balance but avoided being fully rose-tinted. There are some nods to intersectionality of women (e.g. the differing experiences of Black women are noted, as is the fact that some of the women who dragon are women through the desire of their heart not their physiology) but they aren't super developed beyond the wlw aspect which is a central part of Alex's own story.


Kat Consumes Media

Dumbo live action remake - This was better than I expected to be honest. The story was updated appropriately with Dumbo and his mama being released in the end. And I really liked how they did the pink elephants sequence as well, that was rather clever. Lots of familiar faces in various roles, and I even detected even some mild self-awareness what with the big commercial amusement park with its Dumbo plushies going up in flames...

Artifice Girl - A man creates a programme to trap online child abusers, gets recruited by a law enforcement organisation to do the same with more resources. What he neglects to mention that his programme, Cherry, is exceeding its/her programming fast... This is told through three indoor scenes with a small cast and relies entirely on the dialogue and interactions and mines the ethics and limits of consciousness and autonomy. For some reason ratings for this were lukewarm but I found it absolutely fascinating to watch. The performances were great throughout and it didn't result in any easy solutions.

Hercules - Alright, yeah, I put it on the background while I did other stuff. Hercules and his merry men (and one token Amazon) get involved in a civil war, train some farmers, blah blah sorcery and monsters and political betrayal (extremely predictable one).  I assume this was a slow period for The Rock and he needed the money. It was... Watchable. Bonus points for the fact that there was no romantic plot that blossomed during the movie. But there was a fridged wife and family so those points were lost there.

Wild Robot - Ahhhh this was wonderful. A service robot gets shipwrecked on an island full of nothing but wild animals, recalibrates itself to understand them and adopts a little gosling and a lonely fox. Families are made, emotions are learned etc. The animation was stunning and the story itself was sweet. My only niggles are the tone of motherhood = purpose, and the fact that foxes don't fucking hibernate wtf was that. But generally absolutely recommended.

Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse - Rewatch, still absolutely great with a solid story and outstanding animation.

Various YT reactors and their Patreon content - I rather assume no one is interested in these but if I'm mistaken and you wanted to know whose Kpop content I'm enjoying, hit me up.


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Title: Antigen
Author:[personal profile] kat_lair
Fandom: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
Pairing: James T. Kirk & Leonard "Bones" McCoy, James T. Kirk/Leonard "Bones" McCoy
Tags: Anti-sex pollen, Gen or Pre-Slash, Touch Aversion, Touch-Starved
Rating: T
Word count: 2,111

Summary: Jim was familiar with all the evolutionary, physiological, psychological, cultural reasons why humans needed touch. Group and individual variation obviously existed, but as a species the requirement for connection went DNA-deep and the impacts of being deprived of it were well-documented and happening right in front of his eyes, right in his own body too.

Author notes:
Picked some spring themed prompts to get me out of a writing slump. This was for the prompt 'pollen'. Unbetaed so if you spot a typo or mistake you should tell me.

Antigen on AO3


Antigen )

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Title: Vernal
Author:[personal profile] kat_lair
Fandom: Wheel of Time (both book and tv-show applicable I think)
Characters: Aviendha, Moiraine Damodred, Egwene al'Vere, Bair, Melaine
Tags: Canon Compliant, Rain, Ficlet, Rhuidean 
Rating: G
Word count: 737

Summary: The rain lasts until sunset.

Author notes:
Picked some spring themed prompts to get me out of a writing slump. This was for the prompt 'vernal'. Unbetaed so if you spot a typo or mistake you should tell me.

Vernal on AO3

Vernal )

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Title: no finer details than yours
Author:[personal profile] kat_lair
Fandom: Guardian RPF
Character: Bai Yu/Zhu Yilong
Tags: Sensuality, Getting Together, Drabble Series/Sequence (Mix & Match)
Rating: T
Word count: 100 + 100 + 100 + 300 + 300

Summary: Anything is possible when you want it bad enough.

Author notes:
This was my [community profile] seasonsofdrabbles assignment, written for [personal profile] facethestrange whose likes I had fun shoving in here.

no finer details than yours
on AO3

no finer details than yours )


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Title: Metamorphosis
Author:[personal profile] kat_lair
Fandom: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
Character: Kim Namjoon | RM, Kim Seokjin | Jin, Min Yoongi | Suga, Jung Hoseok | J-Hope, Park Jimin (BTS), Kim Taehyung | V, Jeon Jungkook
Tags: Metamorphosis, Ambiguous Relationships, OT7, Ambiguous/Open Ending, Alternate Universe - Magical Realism, Ficlet
Rating: G
Word count: 544

Summary: The scales appear slowly. They bloom across his arms, like cherry blossoms opening in the spring, pale pink at first before deepening into fiery crimson.

Author notes:
Picked some spring themed prompts to get me out of a writing slump. This was for the prompt 'metamorphosis'. Unbetaed so if you spot a typo or mistake you should tell me.

Metamorphosis on AO3

Metamorphosis )
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Title: Burgeoning
Author:[personal profile] kat_lair
Fandom: Wheel of Time (both book and tv-show applicable I think)
Character: Nynaeve al'Meara
Tags: Drabble, Women in Power
Rating: G
Word count: 100

Summary: It unfurls inside her.

Author notes:
Picked some spring themed prompts to get me out of a writing slump. This was for the prompt 'burgeoning'. Unbetaed so if you spot a typo or mistake you should tell me.

Burgeoning on AO3


Burgeoning )

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Firefly ficlet in the year 2025? More likely than you think.

Title: Grow Together
Author:[personal profile] kat_lair
Fandom: Firefly
Pairing: Kaylee/River/Simon
Tags: Ficlet, Sibling Incest, Pre-Relationship, Gardens/Gardening
Rating: G
Word count: 501

Summary: Kaylee brings her the seeds but it’s Simon who hauls in the compost.

Author notes:
Picked some spring themed prompts to get me out of a writing slump. This was for the prompt 'germinate'. Unbetaed so if you spot a typo or mistake you should tell me.

Grow Together on AO3


Grow Together )

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May. 5th, 2025 09:13 am
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So, here we are, 05/05/2025 AO3 stats:
  • 500 works
  • 250 subscribers
  • 45k+ kudos

I'm just... extremely fond of the pattern AND also feel like it's also something that should be noted.

So, to keep to the theme: FIVE THINGS!

Please comment with... Five Things! Any kind of things!

They can be about my fanworks if you want, like, idk, 
  • My five silliest fics
  • The fifth line of my fifty-fifth work
  • Five Item Taster Set of Kat's Id Fics
  • Five sentences from a wip yet to be posted

Five Times prompts (I make no promises of filling these but I do adore the trope so please feel go nuts, my muse does need nourishment rn)

Fanworks/fandom in general... Like...
  • Five of my favourite/least favourite tropes/AUs
  • Your top five fanwork recs you think I would love
  • Five things you love about fandom (generally, or your current fave rn)

Any Five Things! No, for real, like
  • Five pics of cute cats
  • Five times *insert your current blorbo* served cunt
  • Five songs you have on repeat right now
  • Five reasons why you are awesome

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Title: safe landing
Author:[personal profile] kat_lair
Fandom: Panic! At the Disco
Pairing: Ryan/Spencer
Tags: First Kiss, Friends to Lovers
Rating: G
Word count: 1,035

Summary: “Is it because I tried to kiss you last night?”

Author notes: For [personal profile] pushkin666's prompt 'first kiss'. Also 500th work posted on AO3! Whoo! (more on this tomorrow!)

safe landing on AO3

safe landing )

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Another song about, uhhh, probably about escaping the capitalist rat wheel, definitely not about, idk, banging each other stupid while the world burns because you set it on fire, because Christopher 'I'll fulfill all your fantasies' Bang would never.

And yet.



I cannot fucking believe we got both a Red Lights flashback (the chains, that was legit an actual clip) and Baz Luhrmann's Romeo and Juliet reference (the fish tank scene). I appreciate it but I cannot believe it.

Idk what kind of deranged shifters escaped from a being experimented on dystopian grimy romance movie I am watching but I would like 120mins more of it, like take my money.

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Title: when to fold'em
Author:[personal profile] kat_lair
Fandom: Stray Kids
Pairing: Bang Chan/Yang Jeongin, background Han Jisung/Lee Minho + some others implied
Tags:  Alternate Universe - Gangsters, Threats of Violence Power Imbalance, Control, Unhealthy Relationships
Rating: M
Word count: 1,392

Summary: Just because things could be worse doesn’t make them good.

Author notes: Last September [personal profile] dreamersdare wrote'. And now that she's finally posted Desperation Play (which you should read first, this will make no sense otherwise, and also it's incendiary, so), here we are!

when to fold'em on AO3


when to fold'em )


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Title: Patience
Author:[personal profile] kat_lair 
Fandom: Wheel of Time (books/tv-show)
Characters: Bair, Egwene al'Vere
Tags: Ficlet, Character Study, Prompt Fill
Rating: G
Word count: 191

Summary: People will die for her as readily as they'll die for water.

Author notes: For [personal profile] goodbyebird's prompt of 'Bair & Egwene, patience' in in the 3.04 Episodic Prompt Meme over at [community profile] tar_valon. The prompt grabbed me by the throat in the middle of 18h travel during an airport layover.

Patience on AO3

Patience )

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Hello!

Yes, I know I've been absent and am due an actual update which will appear at some point before my birthday. But today is not the day for that.

Today is the day to say Wheel of Time season 3 is premiering on March 13th!

A full trailer:



The Aiel Waste! Aviendha! And is that Faile I see as well? And the award for the Best Change From The Books goes to... Moiraine fucking telling Lan what she's gonna do.

And if you want to watch a long teaser of Black Ajah kicking ass, then behold:


Damn. Damn.

And in related news, if you want to get in on the watch-a-long discussion (or even volunteer to host an episode post!) then it's a good time to join...


Also, also, I realised I never posted on my journal the write-ups of New Spring so I may have to do that in a backdated way for the sake of completeness.

Right. I'm done for now. As you were.

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Title:  Better the Demon You Know
Author: [personal profile] kat_lair 
Fandom: Buzzfeed Unsolved/Watcher Entertainment RPF
Pairing: Shane/Ryan (pre-slash)
Tags: Alternate Universe - Demons, Alternate Universe - Supernatural Elements, Alternate Universe - Slavery, Pre-Slash, Demon Shane Madej
Rating: M
Word count: 6,422

Summary: When the random draw for war tributes lands on Watcher Entertainment, Ryan does the only thing he can think of to protect his friends and colleagues from an unknown fate. Except that fate turns out to be much more well-known than anticipated...

Author notes: This was a [community profile] fandomtrees gift for [personal profile] pushkin666. This was supposed to be a) much shorter, and b) much darker, but *points at my personality*. So, you know, it is what it is. Like, technically slave-fic. Enjoy.

Better the Demon You Know on AO3

Better the Demon You Know )

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Title: Tidings of Jumpers and Joy 
Author: [personal profile] kat_lair 
Fandom: Shetland
Pairing: Duncan/Jimmy
Tags: Christmas, Christmas Fluff, Getting Together
Rating: T
Word count: 1,854

Summary: Duncan was having a crisis. He’d had crises before in his life, enough to need more than one hand to count them, but never because of something this ridiculous. Because of a jumper. A Christmas jumper at that.

Author notes: Happy Christmas to [personal profile] pushkin666. This fic pushed my annual word count above 100K. A Christmas miracle! Unbetaed so if you spot a typo or grammar mistake you absolute should tell me about it.

Tidings of Jumpers and Joy on AO3

Tidings of Jumpers and Joy )

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Season 3 teaser is out! Ahhhh!




If you are excited about making this a communal experience, now might be a time to head over to...



Come join us for all things Wheel of Time at [community profile] tar_valon!
✨ TV-Series Season 3 watch starting 31st of March! ✨

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Actual Nov update tomorrow (spoiler: it won't be that exciting) but for now here's two things I've done for nostalgia and 'I can has nice things' reasons.


✨ holiday love meme 2024 ✨
my thread here




My [community profile] fandomtrees sign-up is here. I've specifically asked fanworks in Stray Kids, BTS, SEVENTEEN, TXT, Buzzfeed Unsolved/Watcher Entertainment, Guardian RPF and MCU but I've gone for the super inclusive 'every fandom/pairing I've ever either written or bookmarked is fair game' approach, alongside original fic and art, podfic or mixes.

I don't know if I'll have energy to leave a lot of gifts this year but I have bookmarked a lot of the requests with some good intentions so we'll see...

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Title: sewn shut my brightest scars
Author: [personal profile] kat_lair 
Fandom: Stray Kids
Pairing: Bang Chan/Lee Felix
Tags: Attempted Sexual Assault, ExtortionThreats of Rape/Non-Con, by an OMC, not between Chan and Felix, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Shippy Gen, Canon Compliant, Canon-Typical Violence, using that tag because I'm pretty sure it applies sadly, Protectiveness, Pre-Slash
Rating: M
Word count: 4,509

Summary: 

Today is not the first time it happens. But it is the first time it happens in front of someone else.

That the someone else is Chan makes it both worse and better.


Author notes: Written for a prompt of 'violation'. Not betaed so if you spot a typo or grammar mistake you absolutely should tell me about it. The OMC is fully made up so if I have accidentally stumbled on a celebrity's name that is a pure coincidence.

sewn shut my brightest scars on AO3

sewn shut my brightest scars )

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