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Fic Round-Up 2023

Compared to the last two years 2023 was a fucking success writing wise. I smashed the 75k [community profile] getyourwordsout goal with the final total of 78k. Not all of that is finished/published so, according to AO3, the total published word count is ~58k


Fics published  in 2023 by Fandom:

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Meme Questions

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Wow Kat, what's that sound? Well, glad you asked. It's the sound of me SMASHING through my 75k [community profile] getyourwordsout goal! BOOM! We're currently >78k and there's still a day to go.

*smug*

Much of the words came from a) co-writing done with [personal profile] dreamersdare and b) because I churned over 24k for Spooktober fics/ficlets, even if some of that churning happened after Christmas lol. Posting most of them back-to-back was a really interesting experience actually and I have some reflections.

(under the cut, it's all very self indulgent) )


I was always going to do a Spooktober Masterlist for my own amusement. I know I'm about to list all of these for the 2023 Fic Round Up soon (well... Sometime in Jan?) anyway but there everything will be by fandom so let me just induldge my love of lists *pets the list* so, here, Spooktober Fics in posting order (links will take you to AO3 but if you prefer DW for reading, everything is under the spooktober 2023 tag.

List under a cut due to length! )

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I have signed up [community profile] getyourwordsout again because I love their spreadsheets. I've gone for the 150k optimistically even though I've never achieved that. It's good to have goals or something?

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Finally, I wanted to flail about being podficced!!

The lovely [archiveofourown.org profile] pezzax_podfics podficced under his wing (TXT, Choi Soobin/Choi Yeonjun) and turned a tiny ficlet into a full-blown audio drama with music and sound effects and it is so, so extremely cool I absolutely lost mine when listening. Also, please appreciate the cover art! (akdkjsj wings!)

The most awesome [archiveofourown.org profile] pieces0fstars podficced Volcano (Stray Kids, Han Jisung/Lee Minho) and holy shit the emotional impact the recording packs... Look, I obviously had a lot of emotions about the concepts which I wrote immediately after the song dropped. But the thing is, I wrote the fic so I knew what was in the fucker and yet, YET, I was absolutely choked up, clutching my heart, because the performance got that exact frayed, desperate edge I tried to convey in words and... Yeah, please listen.

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Title:
Necessary Evil
Author: [personal profile] kat_lair 
Fandom: Stargate Atlantics
Characters: Carson & Rodney
Tags: Ficlet, Dark, Science Experiments
Rating: T
Word count: 293
Disclaimer: Not mine!

Summary: “What did you do?”

Author notes:
Spooktober 2023, Day 20/31. Prompt/theme: science experiments.

Necessary Evil
on AO3


Necessary Evil )

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Gnna do like an actual post soon but saw this and am powerless to resist AO3 stats...


Most hits

Technically it's is not the past all shadow but that's definitely because it got caught in some random bot and has over 23k of hits which is implausible for a Lewis gen fic.

A more realist result is where the street have no name with over 9k hits, a Grimm Nick/Monroe undercover as a prostitute romp


Most kudos

Reformation, the Good Omens Aziraphale/Crowley fic a I wrote well before the TV-adaptation was even a rumour but that received most of its 1.2k of kudos within weeks of season 1 airing when everyone was desperaterely looking for content


Most comments


Black Lotus Club with 102 comments (of which half are my replies obvs). This is a Guardian, Shen Wei/Zhao Yunlan 'undercover at a bdsm!club fic' that I wrote because it's mostly the dynamic I want to read in every fandom.


Most bookmarks

Fac Mihi Viam, my Harry Potter, Harry & Sirius gen dark horse of a fic that has 384 bookmarks (of which 268 are public, it is still top that way too) that wildly exceeded all expectations I had re reception of it


Most words

There are two fics co-authored with [personal profile] pushkin666 that are at the top here:

Spoonful of Sunday is an extremely self-indulgent Alan Davies/Stephen Fry QI RPF coffee shop AU that we wrote largely to amuse ourselves that comes at over 40k

Bite the Night is a terribly cliched and rather smutty Strictly Craig/Bruno werewolf fic of over 26k. I regret nothing.

The longest single-authored fic however is I'm Your Man which is also over 26k of d/s flavoured Will/Ethan Mission: Impossible shy shenanigans.


Least words

I have... *goes to count* over 70 drabbles of 100 words exactly so I'm not exactly going to list them all here. Instead I picked three horror/dark ones (all pairings mostly in my head rather than explictly on paper)

Postlude (Supernatural, Sam/Dean)

Teeth (Doctor Who, Tenth Doctor/The Master)

Crime (Stargate Atlants, Rodney/Radek)


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This is a depressingly short list of stuff that saw the light of the internets this year. However, the total word count of the year is actually much higher because in the autumn [personal profile] dreamersdare and I fell hard for Stray Kids and have since produced a truly obscene amount of words in several different fics all barring one which are in wip status. I did the tally to the best of my ability and in 2022 I wrote just of 51k of fic, the last ~20k of which are SKZ wips lol. In addition I wrote about the same amount for the 'Kat's Irreverent Readers' Digest' of Wheel of Time Re/Read Book Club over at [community profile] tar_valon so... Words were had.

But anyway, traditional summary of stuff that actually got posted.

Fics written/posted in 2022 by Fandom:


방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
Beat Change (Kim Namjoon|RM/Park Jimin, T, 3847 words) – on DW & on AO3
lift you up (hold you when you fall) (Kim Namjoon|RM/Min Yoongi|Suga, T, 4081 words) – on DW & on AO3
Tacit (Kim Namjoon|RM/Min Yoongi|Suga, M, 2920 words, co-authored with [personal profile] dreamersdare) – on DW & on AO3
Taste of Danger (Jeon Jungkook/Kim Seokjin|Jin, Kim Namjoon|RM/Min Yoongi|Suga, Jung Hoseok|J-Hope/Kim Taehyung|V/Park Jimin, T, 2775 words, co-authored with [personal profile] dreamersdare) – on DW & on AO3

Buzzfeed Unsolved RPF
time to sow (Ryan/Shane, G, 281 words) – on DW & on AO3

Good Omens
this ain't a scene (it's a goddamn heart chase) (Aziraphale/Crowley, G, 1692 words) – on DW & on AO3

Guardian
all the things you feared (i was) (Shen Wei/Zhao Yunlan, M, 780 words) – on DW & on AO3
Secured (Shen Wei/Zhao Yunlan, T, 1526 words) – on DW & on AO3

Marvel Cinematic Universe
Direct Action (Bruce/Tony, T, 681 words) – on DW & on AO3

Original Work
Peace Accords (OMC/OMC, Conquering General/Losing General, M, 2415 words) – on DW & on AO3

Shetland
Skipping Stone Ch2 (Duncan/Jimmy, M, 1701 words) – (on DW only when complete) on AO3

Stargate Atlantis
In Synch (Rodney McKay/Radek Zelenka, T, 1769 words) – on DW & on AO3

Stray Kids
in the course, in the night (Bang Chan/Lee Minho|Lee Know, T, 5343 words, co-authored with [personal profile] dreamersdare) – on DW & on AO3

阴阳师 | Yīn Yáng Shī | The Yin-yang Master (Movies - Guo Jingming)
Bittersweet (Bo Ya/Qing Ming, T, 459 words) - on DW & on AO3


Non-fic things:
The Sea to Love (Cover Art) (Shetland, art for [community profile] smallfandombang) - on DW & on AO3
Stronger Together (Fanmix & Covers) (Sleepy Hollow, art for [community profile] het_bigbang) - on DW & on AO3

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Meme Questions )

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Yes, these replies to a meme from October are very late. Consider them like intermittent kinky advent calendar or something.

From [personal profile] lunabee34 we have some of the Atlantis' finest: Rodney, Radek, Lorne


One Night Stand: Rodney



He is hot af but his disdain for social sciences and general, well, everything, would make a longer-term arrangement tiring. I assume we met at some conference, got into a public argument at one of the talks, carried it on all the way to the bar, the lift and then his hotel room where we advanced ~interdisciplinary relations~ *waggles eyebrows*


Vanilla Fuckbuddy: Radek



He just seems so... wholesome? And sort of matter-of-fact about it. Like there would be zero awkwardness. I'm guessing he straight up walked up to me and proposed a mutually beneficial arrangement based on psychological and physical compatibility he had observed over a few months of friendly collegial interactions and some shared vodka shots. And like, was so sweet about it, I didn't even get flustered. Turns out, his scientific assessment of the mutual compatibility was spot on.


Kinky Fuckbuddy: Lorne



Okay, I'm going with Lorne here because he's legit the only one of these three who would genuinely enjoy some time on his knees (though I have read him as a dom and I can see that too, it's okay, he can go get those kicks somewhere else). Listen, he has a very stressful job (would you like to be 2IC to John fucking Sheppard? yeah, didn't think so) and he just wants to chill a bit on his knees and have his hair stroked. The 'fuck' part of the fuckbuddies doesn't even feature that much, though when it does, it is very good.



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Righty ho, this trio is courtesy of [personal profile] pushkin666 again who sees a meme and descends on it like a vulture on a fresh carcass (it's me, I'm the carcass). Anyway, she gave me: Teyla Emmagan, John Winchester and Andy Hurley

Let's get it.

One Night Stand: John Winchester







It's raining really heavily and for some reason this thunderstorm smells more like sulphur than ozone. It's weird but not the weirdest thing that I've seen on this roadtrip (Americans, wow), but it's late enough that stopping at the first vacancy sign seems like a good idea. There's only one bar in this place and in it there's only one other patron beside me. I know I'm going to sleep with him as soon as he turns to look at me and doesn't glance away immediately. His mouth tastes like whiskey and his skin smells like smoke. He wears his wedding ring like a wreath. In the morning, when I wake up, he's already gone, the sky a brilliant blue behind the window. I'm relieved.
 


Vanilla Fuckbuddy: Andy Hurley






This guy is literally everywhere. At a city planning meeting about a new industrial development, citing the environmental policy. In the supermarket, poking at the organic veggies. At the tattoo parlour, hogging the fucking booking list (I just want ONE tattoo, like you can afford to chill my dude, jeesh). In a club, with his band, playing the drums like he's possessed and having the absolute nerve to do it shirtless like fuck my life why? In the end I drag him back to mine out of sheer frustration, like GUESS I HAVE TO SLEEP WITH HIM SINCE I CAN'T ESCAPE HIM (my friends: '...you realise that you don't like, have to?' Me: NO, I'M GONNA) When I tell him to shut the fuck up and get on the bed his smile is blinding. The nerve of this fucking man.



Kinky Fuckbuddy: Teyla Emmagen





This was kind of a process of elimination based on the other two people, because honestly, wouldn't you get Teyla anyway you can? That's what I thought. Anyway, so, the Atlantis-Athosian Cultural Exchange Programme pairs us up and eventually the exchanging of recipes and fairy tales and discussion of how long is too long when it comes to eye contact turns to practical exploration of all different forms of interpersonal intimacy. And what more intimate than slowly tying each other up in intricate ways? Now, I don't sub for men but for a right woman I can sometimes switch and anyway, this is about the B, not the DSM, which is kind of refreshing in itself. Besides, Athosians have some really cool knots.

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Title: In Synch
Author: [personal profile] kat_lair / Mistress Kat
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Pairing: Rodney McKay/Radek Zelenka
Tags: Drinking & Talking, Drinking & Flirting, Drunken Flirting
Rating: T
Word count: 1,769
Disclaimer: Not mine.

Summary:
Rodney and Radek drink vodka and flirt some. That's it, that's the story.

Author notes: This is a little ficlet I wrote to [archiveofourown.org profile] TwoTales as a thank you for the lovely comments they left on some of my old Rodney/Radek fics. Plus it was nice to get back into Rodney’s headspace for a bit. All Czech courtesy of google translate. I accept corrections from native speakers with joy and gratitude so please don’t hesitate. Thank you to [personal profile] smallhobbit for beta!

In Synch on AO3

In Synch )


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Hola! Today's post brings you...

1. Beta request: I seem to have produced ~1.6k of SGA Rodney/Radek fic where nothing happens except vodka drinking and flirting. Would someone like to catch typos and missing commas for me?

2. An old meme. To help me come up with things to post about for the month let's play...

Kinky Fuckbuddy, Vanilla Fuckbuddy, One Night Stand meme.

Rules are simple: Give me three three people (celebrities or characters, all good) and I'll tell you which of them I'd have as my kinky fuckbuddy, vanilla fuckbuddy or a one night stand. And possibly end up talking a lot about sex. Result!

woop, woop?

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Okay folks, here are my offerings for today's Carpe Diem prompt!
 
Create: The sixth drabble of the Craig/Bruno silliness, with focus on some blacksmithing skills 
 
Squee: Kukas kissan hännän nostaisi, jossei kissa itse? (Who would lift the cat's tail, if not the cat itself?) 
 
Three things to be proud of
 
1) Aced that god damn promotion process. Apparently, most people don't get that specific promotion on first try but guess who has two thumbs and did, like a boss? *points at self*
 
2) Made the decision to go on four day week at work and Saved My Life. Okay, the real test of that is still to come with the academic year kicking in now, but the pilot study findings suggest a positive effect on both mental and physical health. 
 
3) Improvised food! By that I mean, I'm good at looking at a combination of random ingredients and improvising lunches and dinners out of them without specific recipes, and achieving mostly delicious or at least perfectly pleasant results. H often brings various leftovers fruits and veggies in particular and then I cook something out of them for us. 
 
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And now some self-recs. I've got over 300 words in over 70 fandoms and they are all my precious children obviously. But have just three recs, one from each of my biggest fandoms. They're not necessarily the best or the most popular, but the ones I have particular fondness for.
 
Bandom: put another dime in the jukebox, baby - Patrick/Pete, E, 4.3K - Early van days, age reversal. Pete is just shy of eighteen, a cocksure little shit of smudged eyeliner and ill-advised tattoos, fucking everything that moves, utterly bright and shameless and burning, burning, burning like a fire cracker, like a torched orphanage. And Patrick… Patrick is old enough to know better.
 
Stargate Atlantis: Season For All Things - gen team fic, T, 2.5K - To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. ~ Ecclesiastes 3:1
 
Supernatural: Give Me Back The Berlin Wall - Sam/Dean, E, 1.3K - evil!Sam. Love is not insanity. It is survival.


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Time for Swowflake Challenge #3

Snowflake Challenge promotional banner featuring a chubby brown and red bird surrounded by falling snow. Text: Snowflake Challenge: 1-31 January.

This was one asked me who I "would most want to have dinner with (or tea, or a random afternoon visit), And why? This could be a creator, an actor, a costumer, a set designer, a director, a character, a composer, anybody! What would you talk about? What are you dying to know?"

Okay, generally I'm NOT keen on idea of actually meeting real people I admire. So for example, there's a part of me that would fucking love to hang out with Lin-Manuel Miranda and hear about his creative process. Can you imagine going to the theatre with him? Detailed commentary! He seems genuinely warm and fun and like he would probably give awesome hugs. However, there is also a bigger part of me that is kind of cringing in mortification because my crush on that man's brain (and rest of him) is not small and what if I made things awkward oh god?

Shane Madej and Ryan Bergara from Buzzfeed Unsolved/The Watcher, however, cause no cringing. Maybe because they are ridiculous boys? (and so youngggg) So, yes, would absolutely sign-up for an evening of ghost hunting them at one of the castles or manors that litter the English countryside.

Oh, and also, a night out in West End and Soho with Craig Revel-Horwood and Bruno Tonioli? Yes, would enjoy.

Fictional character wise... Karaoke with the Glee kids? Academic conference with Shen Wei, Bruce Banner. Leonard McCoy, Rodney McKay, Radek Zelenka and Carson Beckett (please, just want to watch them intellectually slay everyone). (Tony got invited but he's probably flying with Sheppard and Kirk, while Zhao Yunlan is challenging them all into some kind of leaning/slouching competition to see who can look the sluttiest against a flat surface). Quiet pint with Jimmy and Duncan from Shetland, and then another with Lewis and Hathaway (okay but now I'm thinking that James and Duncan would hit it off because of the music, why is this not a crossover that exists?). Picnic with Aziraphale and Crowley. Orgy Dinner ORGY AND THEN DINNER with everyone from Sense8. Girls' night in with Tilly from Star Trek Discovery. Every single meal with the Hobbits? Clothes shopping with David Rose.

Phew. Okay, probably should stop there :D

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Yes, I realise it's March, but in my defence... Life? So, I meant to indulge in this meme closer to the year change but never got to it. So I'm indulging now.

First Lines of 2019 Fics
(in order of posting)

The sun is out, somewhere behind the air pollution, and there have been no alien attacks, gangland kneecappings, or unethical medical tests so far today - That we know of. - that they know of. (A Fine Day, Venom, Eddie/Venom)

“Did you really just give me carte blanche to do anything I want? Do you have the faintest idea how far that goes?” (Carte Blanche, Fireflye, Mal/Jayne)

Vampires made the best scientists. (non nobis solum, Stargate Atlantis, Rodney/Radek/John)

“Take him to my chambers,” she said with a wave of her hand. “And have him… prepared.” (Vivat Regina, Star Trek: Discovery, Mirror Philippa/Mirror Gabriel)

The ground is wet, grass clinging to bare feet, making each step linger like a kiss. (starry eyed and gravely discontented, Lewis, Lewis/Hathaway)

It wasn’t that he disagreed with the demonstrators, far from it. (Article 11, Lewis, Lewis & Hathaway)

Zhao Yunlan was a desperate man. (The Black Lotus Club, Guardian, Shen Wei/Zhao Yunlan)

Laura turns her face to the sun, breathing deep the scent of fragile green buds, of hope and new starts. (Here Comes The Sun, Lewis, Hobson)

“He’s loyal,” the Hundjäger says, shaking Monroe by the scruff of his neck like a recalcitrant puppy, “I’ll give you that.” (Loyalty, Grimm, Nick/Monroe)

Willow opens the cupboard door and contemplates her ever growing collection of herbal teas. (Kettle Knockout, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Willow/Tara)

Jayne ain’t much for words. (Write It Out, Firefly, Mal/Jayne)

“Pete?” Patrick pushed through the gas station shop door, the bell jingling merrily. “Pete, you still here?” (Sweet Tooth, Sweetheart, Bandom Fall Out Boy, Patrick/Pete)

“Thank you,” Zelenka said, taking a wrapped item from a marine and handing another one in return. “Pleasure doing business with you.” (Priorities, Stargate Atlantis, Rodney/Radek)

“Oh my god, are you seeing this?”
(X-tra Dimensional, The X-Files, Scully & Mulder)

The heating is off. (Warmer Together, Being Human UK, Mitchell/George/Annie)

The bottom of the ravine seemed very far away, viewed from this angle. (Vlarian Oath, Original Work, OFC/OFC)

Crowley woke up to a ringing phone and a bad feeling.
(Lose A Kraken, Gain An Angel, Good Omens, Aziraphale/Crowley)

It's bigger than him, bigger than any real dick Pete has ever seen, sucked, been fucked by, but oh god he wants it bad, wants to feel it pushing him open, until he's gaping and sobbing, so fucking greedy, greedy for it. (Substitute, Bandom Fall Out Boy, Pete/Reader's Choice)

What comes through the door is not Patrick.
(here to collect your heart, Bandom Fall Out Boy, Patrick/Pete)

Years are like stones, tossed one after another into the lake of his life until the waters rise, flooding the fields and villages and forests. (Character Sketch: Shen Wei, Guardian, Shen Wei/Zhao Yunlan)

In the end, there are words, always words, twisting, flowing, smooth and jagged, dropping from his mouth like fireflies. (Character Sketch: Lin-Manuel Miranda, RPF, LLM)

Inside Rodney’s mind, there are galaxies, swirling around and around, shining horses on an endless carousel.
(Character Sketch: Rodney McKay, Stargate Atlantis, team)

Evan’s first impression of Dr Rodney McKay takes place in a dark and chilly storeroom in Antarctica. (take this longing from my tongue, Stargate Atlantis, Rodney/Evan)

It happens to Gerard around four in the afternoon. (until the end, until this blood, Bandom My Chemical Romance, Gerard/Mikey)

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Phew! I've done lots of writing lately, largely inspired by prompts and fics from [personal profile] pushkin666, [personal profile] dreamersdare and [archiveofourown.org profile] HanHathma and also by Zhao Yunlan's oral fixation. There was also the [community profile] chocolateboxcomm fic that got done by the deadline so yay. Posted stuff is on my AO3 already but over the next week or so I will very likely post here as well , because I still like having the fics on my journal too even though no one really reads or comments on fics here anymore.

All of that means that despite falling very behind on my [community profile] getyourwordsout goal I am now only ~200 words away from actually being on track for my overall goal of 150k by the end of the year. At the time of writing this my year total so far is 19,506.

And, here I am, letting you know that you also have an opportunity to make me write even more! My writing services are up for auction at two places, both currently open for viewing with bidding opening next week.

Whilst I have specified some fandoms, the long and short of it is: I am very open to writing in any fandom I either already know or have a reasonable chance in getting familiar with (= access to canon that isn't like 20 seasons long). I am also very open to writing any pairing I've already written and very willing to try others. It's not quite a blanket 'anything goes' as I have some caveats but please, do ask. Also, any ratings, most kinks and most genres. Essentially, if it's not in my 'hard limits' list, then it's probably negotiable ;)

CLICK ON THE BANNERS TO VIEW MY OFFERS:


For [community profile] fandomtrumpshate I'm specifically offering Harry Potter, Guardian and Good Omens fic.




[community profile] fandomforoz allowed for listing more than three fandoms, so I'm specifically offering Bandom, Harry Potter, Good Omens, Guardian, Hawaii Five-0, Firefly, MCU, Person of Interest, Stargate Atlantis, Star Trek AOS fic.

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Fics posted in 2019 by Fandom:

Bandom
here to collect your heart (Patrick/Pete, R, 525 words) – on DW & on AO3
Substitute (Pete/Reader's Choice, NC-17, 367 words) – on DW & on AO3
Sweet Tooth, Sweetheart (Patrick/Pete, G, 754 words) – on DW & on AO3
until the end, until this blood (Gerard/Mikey, NC-17, 20,501 words) – on DW & on AO3

Being Human (UK)
Warmer Together (John/George/Annie, G, 595 words) – on DW & on AO3

Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Kettle Knockout (Tara/Willow, PG-13, 456 words) – on DW & on AO3

Firefly
Carte Blanche (Jayne/Malcolm, NC-17, 1,207 words) – on DW & on AO3
Write It Out (Jayne/Malcolm, G, 658 words) – on DW & on AO3

Good Omens
Lose A Kraken, Gain An Angel (Aziraphale/Crowley, PG-13, 11,622 words) – on DW & on AO3

Grimm
Loyalty (Nick/Monroe, PG-13, 490 words) – on DW & on AO3

Guardian
Character Sketch: Shen Wei (Shen Wei/Zhao Yunlan, G, 226 words) – on DW & on AO3
The Black Lotus Club (Shen Wei/Zhao Yunlan, NC-17, 16,965 words) – on DW & on AO3

Lewis
Article 11 (Hathaway & Lewis, G, 100 words) – on DW & on AO3
Here Comes The Sun (Hobson, G, 100 words) – on DW & on AO3
starry eyed and gravely discontented (Hathaway/Lewis, G, 101 words) – on DW & on AO3

Original Work
Vlarian Oath (OFC/OFC, NC-17, 16,531 words) – on DW & on AO3

RPF
Character Sketch: Lin-Manuel Miranda (LMM, G, 140 words) – on DW & on AO3

Star Trek: Discovery
Vivat Regina (Mirror Georgiou/Lorca, NC-17, 1285 words) – on DW & on AO3

Stargate Atlantis
Character Sketch: Rodney McKay (McKay, G, 192 words) – on DW & on AO3
non nobis solum (McKay/Zelenka/Sheppard, NC-17, 328 words) – on DW & on AO3
Priorities (McKay/Zelenka, G, 669 words) – on DW & on AO3
take this longing from my tongue (McKay/Lorne, NC-17, 16,597 words) – on DW & on AO3

The X-Files
X-tra Dimensional (Mulder & Scully, G, 469 words) – on DW & on AO3

Venom
A Fine Day (Eddie/Venom, PG-13, 1001 words) – on DW & on AO3

Non-fic things:
so the blossoms fall Wallpaper (Lewis) – on DW & on AO3
Uber Mood Board Small Fandom Big Bang Art (All-New Ghost Rider) – on DW & on AO3


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Meme Questions

Total: 24 fics + 2 art
Total Word Count For the Year: ~92k


Leitmotifs of the year:
  • Old fandoms (hello SGA, Bandom, GO!)
  • New fandoms (hello Guardian, Venom, ST Discovery!)
  • Original fic (holy shit yes!)
  • Everything is typically either drabble/ficlet or well over 10k, there is very little in the middle
  • No icons and not very much graphics. Loss of all my textures and fonts in the Great Laptop Crash of Summer 2019 has kind of taken the wind out of my art sails. But I did sign up to do art for [community profile] smallfandombang and [community profile] het_bigbang again soooo...

(As usual, I can't pick just one answer to any of these really...)

Most popular story:
How to measure? I mean the last two were only posted very recently so there's not much to say about their popularity yet (although a surprising number of comments on take this longing from my tongue). Hits/kudos/comments suggest that The Black Lotus Club takes the crown (geddit?) here. I was really blown away by how enthusiastic the fandom is. A Fine Day comes as a surprise second because I don't even really go there but... Venom fandom easily pleased? Good to know I guess!

My best story this year:
Vlarian Oath or so people tell me. I am pleased with the world-building. here to collect your heart because of the pacing and delivering the impact. I don't write a lot of dark!fic but on occasion... The Black Lotus Club because of some of the language and descriptions. Lose A Kraken, Gain An Angel because I'm pleased with the style, the footnotes, the fact that it has made people laugh and cry.

Hardest story to write:
Vlarian Oath, take this longing from my tongue and until the end, until this blood all very difficult but only because of the time pressure. Each was pretty much written in less than a week all together, though with pauses in between. until the end, until this blood certainly was squeezed out between Christmas and NY. Last minute winner! I didn't write anything with like emotionally difficult themes this year.

Easiest story to write:
Hmmm... Maybe some of the Character Sketches or Substitute cos I wrote those drunk :D But also Lose A Kraken, Gain An Angel, because I find the Pratchett'esque irreverence and liberal use of footnotes rather relaxing.

Story most underappreciated by the universe, in my opinion:
Idk, the fic with lowers hits/kudos are the short ones I never expected much for anyway. I guess maybe Lose A Kraken, Gain An Angel but then again GO fandom is super oversaturated with excellent fic atm. But like, my original fic got way more hits and kudos that that which is puzzling! Art most underappreciated though: Uber Mood Board! I'm really proud of it but it's such a small fandom indeed... Would btw recommend the story!

Most fun story to write:
Lose A Kraken, Gain An Angel because irreverence and footnotes! I also had fun with Carte Blanche which was pretty much pure id fic. Oh, and A Fine Day because Venom voice is something I enjoyed a lot!

Fluffiest story:
Sweet Tooth, Sweetheart is pretty sugary, literally :D And Warmer Together just has some pre-poly snuggles so...

Most angsty story:
Depends how you look at it. Like until the end, until this blood has some consent and 'fuck or die' related angst. The Black Lotus Club has the 'I'm trying to keep away for your own good but feelings' angst that is given for SW/ZYL, also a heavy feature of the Shen Wei Character Sketch. However, for proper angst I'd go with here to collect your heart because... No happy ending in sight.

Sexiest story:
A surprising amount of explicit sex this year! Vivat Regina, Carte Blanche, Substitute and non nobis solum were all explicitly porn focused. All the longer fics also had sex scenes, though they weren't the focus per se. Except maybe for Vlarian Oath were getting in some alien tentacle f/f action was totally the driving force (just required a lot of world building to get there lol). Personal winner for me though is The Black Lotus Club though because the drawn out d/s ust and manhandling and SW controlling the pace while SYL rides him... Special mention for the scene with the chocolate tasting in until the end, until this blood.

"Holy crap, that's wrong, even for you" story:

I don't think I did anything newly outrageous. There was some alien tentacle sex in Vlarian Oath (tentacles done before), incest in until the end, until this blood (incest written A LOT, although this was first time for Sentinel!AU)... Oh, maybe the outright non-con in Vivat Regina and the implied vore in here to collect your heart?

Biggest Disappointment:
I'm not really that disappointed about anything writing related. 92k is fucking good going. *pats self on the back*

Biggest Surprise:
Vlarian Oath has done way better than I expected, considering it's original f/f with a rather niche concept. It also got recced. I also got a really long rec on an older fic (that Hansel/Gretel one...) which was such a lovely surprise. Oh and all the awesome art HanHathma has done, including several pieces I'm still trying to convince her to post on AO3 and not just like WhatsApp me.

Most Unintentionally Telling Story:
I mean... The Black Lotus Club is pure id fic. Never made any secret of that. But also Vlarian Oath in a way.

Story I haven't yet written, but intend/hope to:
The [community profile] smallfandombang fic, the first draft of which is due in, oh, four weeks. Haha. Ha. Anyway, I really hope I can pull it off and don't have to withdraw last minute. It's going to be Amos/Alex from the Expanse and in the well-loved genre of 'then they all had some space adventures together, probably had to pretend to be a couple at some point and maybe some d/s vibe happens too, as it does. in space'. The 4th season is out now but I haven't watched it and not sure I'm going to incorporate much canon beyond the basic premise. More likely set somewhere between seasons 2 and 3. Otherwise, I both nominated and plan to sign up to [community profile] chocolateboxcomm for the first time. I would like to also write the purely self-indulgent Guardian porn about Zhao Yunlan's oral fixation that I've had in my mind for ages. Generally, I just pledged at [community profile] getyourwordsout like a fool so... That's happening.


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Title: take this longing from my tongue
Author: [personal profile] kat_lair / Mistress Kat
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Pairing: Lorne/McKay
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 16,593
Disclaimer: Not mine, only playing
Summary: Evan Lorne may have a small, entirely harmless crush on a certain snarky, broad-shouldered, extremely competent head of science. So what? It means nothing. He’s certainly never going to act on it. It’s not like it’s a problem or anything. Except… Maybe it is. And maybe, just maybe, he’s not the only one having it.

Author notes: My first [community profile] fandomtrumpshate  fic for [personal profile] argosy  who was the highest bidder. The request included pining, competency kink, secret talents and Lorne being an efficient and skilled 2IC, all of which I’ve attempted to incorporate. Thank you to [personal profile] pushkin666 for the title suggestion (from Leonard Cohen’s Take This Longing) and to her and H for cheerleading as I wrote 70% of the fic in about a week. Many thanks to [personal profile] fledge for stepping in like a champ to do the beta read and catch many incorrect prepositions...

Read on AO3


take this longing from my tongue )

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SGA Beta?

Dec. 22nd, 2019 09:06 am
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My first [community profile] fandomtrumpshate assignment is almost done. Clocking at, erm ~17K by the time I finish these last two scenes, which will happen today. So... Beta? Anyone? It's McKay/Lorne and has an explicit sex scene, no specific warnings.

The main catch is that it needs to be posted by the end of the year so has some time pressure on it.

Thank you!

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So, a while ago I wrote some more drunken character sketches based on requests. These are the written equivalent of doodles. You can find all the previous character sketches on AO3 and I’ll be posting these there shortly as well.

Previous character sketches:
Gerard Way (Bandom, My Chemical Romance)
Brendon Urie (Bandom, Panic! at the Disco)
Gabe Saporta (Bandom, Cobra Starship)
Bruno Tonioli (Strictly Come Dancing)
Harold Finch (Person of Interest)
Dean Winchester (Supernatural)
John Mitchell (Being Human UK)

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Shen Wei (with implied Shen Wei/Zhao Yunlan) (Guardian) – for [personal profile] trobadora 

Shen Wei )


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Lin-Manuel Miranda (RPF) – for [personal profile] pushkin666  (specific request was Lin singing karaoke in Wales)


Lin-Manuel Miranda )
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Rodney McKay (Stargate Atlantis) + the team – for [personal profile] mf_luder_xf 

Rodney McKay )

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Writing

Jul. 10th, 2019 08:40 pm
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Nothing exciting happened today, so I'll just witter about writing... (this is my coping strategy because otherwise I'll start crying over some of the wips I lost)


Currently writing
  • SGA McKay/Lorne for [community profile] fandomtrumpshate - 1,177 words
  • GO Aziraphale/Crowley for H - 1,497 words
  • Pros Bodie/Doyle for [personal profile] margaret_r (co-authored with [personal profile] pushkin666 ) - ~2,000 words this is pretty much finished, just needs tidying plus I did lose a bit of it in the computer fuck-up that wasn't on the emails, sigh.

On the queue, i.e. will definitely get to them
Plot bunnies, i.e. the bastards trying to distract me from the above two categories
  • Guardian Zhao Yunlan solo porn because I cannot get the image of him shoving his own fingers into his mouth, stuffing four in at the same time and making himself gag from it, desperate to fill empty ache, whilst his other hand is busy under the covers... In other words, I just don't think Zhao Yunlan's massive oral fixation has been explored thoroughly enough yet
  • Guardian Shen Wei/Zhao Yunlan teacher/student roleplay porn because I have no shame and the set up is too good
  • Atomic Blonde Broughton/Lasalle fix-it ending because goddamn I wanted those ladies to get the fuck out of that game and do it together
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Title: Priorities
Author: [personal profile] kat_lair / Mistress Kat
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Pairing: McKay/Zelenka
Rating: PG
Word count: 669
Disclaimer: Not mine, only playing
 
Summary: “Look,” Rodney said, blustering at an explanation even though the other man hadn’t actually asked for one. “I don’t care what you do in your own time, or how many favours you exchange for booze, but this?” He waived a finger at the lab, the two of them, the half-gutted Ancient artefact sitting on the work bench. “This is work time. And I need your focus hundred percent on me.”

Author notes: Written during a boozy Scribblers’ Fangirl Weekend to a randomly assigned fandom and prompt ‘business’. My fifth fic for our 100 Fandoms Challenge. Betaed by HanHathma.


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Title: non nobis solum
Author: [personal profile] kat_lair  / Mistress Kat
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Pairing: McKay/Zelenka/Sheppard
Rating: NC-17
Warnings/enticements: vampire!AU, s/m, blood
Word count: 328
Disclaimer: Not mine, only playing

Summary: The Atlantis expedition needed the best. And someone needed to bear the cost of that.

Author notes: For [personal profile] pushkin666 , who asked for vampire Rodney and Radek and riding crop. Title from a Cicero quote: “Non nobis solum nati sumus” (Not for ourselves alone are we born)

non nobis solum )

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