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Welcome weary traveller,

You seem to have stumbled upon my journal and you are welcome to stay and have a look around. Here are some things that you may be wondering about:

What/how often do you post? A mixture of things. The journal consists of fandom and real life posts; fics, photos, ramblings, memes etc. I try to tag things so you can use them to find posts and get a general flavour. LJ remains my main presence on the web and I update on average once a week, sometimes more often, sometimes less, depending on RL.

Can/should I friend you? If you want. All fandom-related posts, including fics, are public so there is no need to friend me if you just want to check those out. However, all RL-related entries are flocked so if you want access to those then friend and please drop me a comment here to let me know if you'd like me to friend you back. If you don't, I assume you're not fussed and won't. Note that I won't friend anyone under 18-years-old although surely that's not an issue any more, aren't all the kids on Tumblr? :D

I just want to find your fics, where are those? All my posted fanfic can be found via the Writing Masterlists, which are updated regularly. Fics are grouped by fandom and crossover/fusion fics are listed under every fandom they include. You can also find most of my fanfics on AO3 where I go by MistressKat. Note, however, that [livejournal.com profile] anywhere_road and [livejournal.com profile] unmarked_place fics are not posted on AO3.


 Writing Masterlist A-KWriting Masterlist L-NWriting Masterlist O-Z
FandomsActor RPF
American Idol
Angel: The Series
Atlantis
Bandom
Being Human (UK)
Doctor Who & Torchwood
due South
Firefly
Good Omens
(The) Great British Bake Off
Green Wing
Grimm
Harry Potter
Hawaii Five-0
(The) Hobbit
House M.D.

Lewis
(The) Librarians
Life on Mars
Lord of the Rings
Marvel 'verse
Masterchef (UK)
Merlin
Miscellaneous
NCIS

Original Fiction
Person of Interest
(The) Professionals
QI RPF
Robin Hood
Scrubs
Sherlock
Skyfall
Stargate Atlantis
Star Trek
Strictly Come Dancing
Supernatural
Telephone (Music Video)
(The) X-Files


I still have questions. In that case... ask away!


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Title: that which remains
Author: MistressKat / [personal profile] kat_lair 
Fandom: Being Human
Characters: Annie, George, Mitchell (OT3 if you want)
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 326
Disclaimer: Not mine, only playing

Summary: The vampires don’t win.

Author notes: Written for randomly selected fandom and prompt (post apocalypse)

that which remains )

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Title: The TARDIS Prison Experiment
Author: MistressKat / [personal profile] kat_lair 
Fandom: Doctor Who
Pairing: Doctor/Master ish
Rating: PG
Word count: 244
Disclaimer: Not mine, only playing

Summary:
Losing the game doesn’t mean you stop playing.

Author notes: Written for randomly selected fandom and prompt (prison fic)

The TARDIS Prison Experiment )

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Title: The Green-Eyed Experimental Variable
Author: MistressKat / [personal profile] kat_lair 
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Pairing: Radek/Rodney
Rating: PG
Word count: 741
Disclaimer: Not mine, only playing

Summary: Radek tests a hypothesis with most gratifying results.

Author notes: Written for randomly selected fandom and prompt (unexpected jealousy leads to revelation of feelings)

The Green-Eyed Experimental Variable )

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Title: Magical Healing Dangly Bits
Author: MistressKat / [personal profile] kat_lair 
Fandom: Marvel (Deadpool/X-Men)
Characters: Deadpool/Wade Wilson, Logan
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 431
Disclaimer: Not mine, only playing

Summary: Because really, who else is Wade going to ask?

Author notes: Written for randomly selected fandom and prompt (magical healing cock)

Magical Healing Dangly Bits )
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Title: Shelter from the Storm
Author: MistressKat / [personal profile] kat_lair 
Fandom: Star Trek AOS
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy implied
Rating: PG
Word count: 315
Disclaimer: Not mine, only playing

Summary: The storm’s just an excuse.

Author notes: Written for randomly selected fandom and prompt (snowed/stormed in)

Shelter from the Storm )
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Title: Gift of the Gab
Author: MistressKat / [personal profile] kat_lair 
Fandom: Hawaii Five-0
Pairing: Danny/Steve pre-slash if you’re so inclined, can totally be gen
Rating: PG
Word count: 337
Disclaimer: Not mine, only playing

Summary: God, how Danny wishes Steve would just talk to him, tell him what was wrong so they could get on with fixing it.

Author notes: Written for randomly selected fandom and prompt (superpowers)

Gift of the Gab )
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Title: The Suit Makes the Woman
Author: MistressKat / [personal profile] kat_lair 
Fandom: The X-Files
Pairing: Mulder/Scully implied
Rating: PG
Word count: 404
Disclaimer: Not mine, only playing

Summary: “Now that’s what I call making an effort.”

Author notes: Written for randomly selected fandom and prompt (cross-dressing)

The Suit Makes the Woman )

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Well...

Sep. 7th, 2017 07:19 pm
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Work turned from okay to FUCKING HECTIC in like two days. I was going to post a ficlet today but then I stumbled across this and now I'm too overcome by hilarity to do anything that advanced.


*falls off the sofa cackling*

(Remember that time I wrote a totally ridiculous ficlet about James Franco, Shia LaBeouf and metamodernism? Yeahhhhhhhhh...)

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This fucking MI Will/Ethan d/s flavoured hot mess of feelings and subpar spy plot just crossed 21k, THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, KAT? NO ONE CAAAAAAAAAARES. *cries into a pillow and writes more*

Erm. Betas? Anyone?

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Now that the [community profile] rarepairfest  creators have been revealed, I can post this here.


Title: Incremental
Author: [personal profile] kat_lair  / Mistress Kat 
Fandom: Timeless
Pairing: Lucy/Wyatt, background Jiya/Rufus
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 8,043
Warnings: spoilers for season 1 finale, veeeery light d/s femdom vibe
Disclaimer: Not mine only playing. Also, a historical disclaimer: I did as much research as I had time for, have kept things vague when I wasn’t sure and claim a certain amount of artistic licence (e.g. I know King visited Bombay but have no idea how long he actually spent there). However, please tell me if I got something glaringly wrong!

Summary: "We all deserve to be happy," Wyatt says, holding her gaze.

Author notes: Written as part of the [community profile] rarepairfest  for useyourtelescope (thedreamygirl) whose request letter provided lots of good information and whose likes matched mine rather well. I should perhaps disclose that this is my first time writing in this fandom, and first time in, oh, almost two years, writing het :D CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! And hopefully delivered to some degree... A thousand thank yous to [personal profile] wendelah1  for a quick and thorough beta reading, which undoubtedly improved the final product!

Incremental )

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So, you may remember me mentioning that I rather enjoy not only colouring but dot-to-dot. The ones made for adults have hundreds of dots to connect and it is so amazingly meditative and a sure fire way to calm my brain down before I sleep.

Normally, that is.

However, this one magazine I bought revealed pictures that were... somewhat unsettling. So much so that I had to take photos to share... I would like to reassure you that these pictures don't look like they do because I made mistakes. Oh no, I did them perfect. THEY ARE JUST FUCKING BIZARRE.

Observe: )

So yes. Let this be a lesson to you all. What may seem like a harmless past time may turn out traumatizing.

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Title: Operation ‘Take Care of Brendon’
Author: MistressKat / [personal profile] kat_lair 
Fandom: Bandom, PATD/Empires
Pairing: Jon/Tom and pre Jon/Tom/Brendon
Rating: PG
Word count: 863
Disclaimer: Not mine, only playing

Summary: “We’re here to celebrate you finishing another successful year of education,” Jon announces.

Author notes: Written as a treat for [personal profile] dreamersdare  who recently broken the 12k word count in her Masters dissertation… She requested a little something in the ‘Access All Areas’ ‘verse. Previously fics: Access All Areas (or: How Spencer Smith Got His Groove Back) and Of Cocoa Beans and Cautious Hearts


Operation ‘Take Care of Brendon’ )


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Title: Summer Peeves
Author: Mistress Kat /  [personal profile] kat_lair 
Fandom: Lewis
Pairing: Lewis/Hathaway
Rating: PG-13 barely
Word count: 2 x 100 + 628
Disclaimer: Not mine, just playing.

Summary: Drabbles + ficlet sequence of the little annoyances of summer…

Author notes: Written last minute for the Lewis Summer Challenge 2017 over at  [community profile] lewis_challenge .


Summer Peeves )
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Title: the bones you’re made of (they sing a hard song)
Author: Mistress Kat /  [personal profile] kat_lair 
Fandom: Grimm
Pairing: Nick/Monroe
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 8,133
Warnings/enticements: Power play, angst
Disclaimer: Not mine, only playing.
Summary: Monroe has already opened every door imaginable, already gutted himself to the bone, whether Nick realises it or not. This is nothing.

Author notes: So a few years ago, I wrote sing no songs except of restless blood and not your average lullaby, and always meant to write the last part of the trilogy. And never did. Then some kind stranger called Sal left an AO3 comment saying they were still hoping for the finale. Apparently, that flipped some kind of switch in my brain because, well, here we are. So Sal, this one’s for you. Thank you for taking the time to remind me that Nick and Monroe deserved a better ending than where I left them in part 2. As always, thank you to [personal profile] margaret_r  for her beta services, I genuinely have no idea what I would do without her. Certainly have a lot of missing words!

the bones you’re made of (they sing a hard song) )

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Finally

Jul. 16th, 2017 05:29 pm
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A couple of weeks ago I went to see Wonder Woman. I cried three times during it. The scene of the Amazons defending their island, the scene of Diana crossing the battlefied... I did not expect to be so moved but there I was, crying, because 'I've never seen...' and 'finally' and the entirely unexpected emotional impact of that. I've been brutally honest about my reaction as well every male colleague with whom I've gotten to talking about the movie. Because it needs to be said. And because I hope that it helps them understand. Even if just a little bit.

And then today:




I genuinely cried again. Because finally.

And every single whiney fanboy who starts the argument with 'I'm not sexist but...' can take their male privilege and kindly go fuck themselves.


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Title:
Reunion
Author: [personal profile] kat_lair / Mistress Kat & [personal profile] pushkin666 
Fandom: The Hobbit
Pairing: Bilbo/Thorin
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 1,778
Disclaimer: Not ours, only playing

Summary: When his letters go unanswered, Thorin travels to make his apologies in person. This turns out much better than expected.

Author notes: Largely an exercise in a) self-indulgent fluff, and b) getting the voices in preparation for a longer fic. Expect no literary greatness, only teeth-rotting schmoop.

Reunion on DW (our joint fic comm)
Reunion on AO3

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Title: it’s in the water baby (it’s between you and me)
Author: [personal profile] kat_lair / Mistress Kat
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Dean/Sam
Rating: R
Word count: 775
Disclaimer: Not mine, only playing

Summary: The lake didn’t so much smell of death as it did of dying.

Author notes: Written for a prompt from [personal profile] pushkin666 : SPN & water. Title from ‘Post Blue’ by Placebo.



it’s in the water baby (it’s between you and me) )

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Title: take you on a skyride
Author: [personal profile] kat_lair / Mistress Kat
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters/Pairing: Hermione, Hermione/Ron mildly implied
Rating: PG
Word count: 445
Disclaimer: Not mine, only playing

Summary: This was just for her.

Author notes: Written for a prompt from [personal profile] pushkin666 : HP & witch’s broom. Title from ‘Joyride’ by Roxette, because sometimes you just have to be a little on the nose about these things. Incidentally, I really, really want a Hermione focused OT3 fanvid to that song. Because the lyrics, c’mon!

take you on a skyride )


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I PROMISED FIC!


Title: Daedal
Author: [personal profile] kat_lair / Mistress Kat
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Pairing: Radek/Rodney
Rating: PG
Word count: 175
Disclaimer: Not mine, only playing

Summary: Off they went again, flying out in a graceful arch like a startled flock of birds.

Author notes: Written for a prompt from [personal profile] pushkin666 : SGA & fingers.

Daedal )

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