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Righty ho, this trio is courtesy ofpushkin666 again who sees a meme and descends on it like a vulture on a fresh carcass (it's me, I'm the carcass). Anyway, she gave me: Teyla Emmagan, John Winchester and Andy Hurley
Let's get it.
One Night Stand: John Winchester
It's raining really heavily and for some reason this thunderstorm smells more like sulphur than ozone. It's weird but not the weirdest thing that I've seen on this roadtrip (Americans, wow), but it's late enough that stopping at the first vacancy sign seems like a good idea. There's only one bar in this place and in it there's only one other patron beside me. I know I'm going to sleep with him as soon as he turns to look at me and doesn't glance away immediately. His mouth tastes like whiskey and his skin smells like smoke. He wears his wedding ring like a wreath. In the morning, when I wake up, he's already gone, the sky a brilliant blue behind the window. I'm relieved.
Vanilla Fuckbuddy: Andy Hurley
This guy is literally everywhere. At a city planning meeting about a new industrial development, citing the environmental policy. In the supermarket, poking at the organic veggies. At the tattoo parlour, hogging the fucking booking list (I just want ONE tattoo, like you can afford to chill my dude, jeesh). In a club, with his band, playing the drums like he's possessed and having the absolute nerve to do it shirtless like fuck my life why? In the end I drag him back to mine out of sheer frustration, like GUESS I HAVE TO SLEEP WITH HIM SINCE I CAN'T ESCAPE HIM (my friends: '...you realise that you don't like, have to?' Me: NO, I'M GONNA) When I tell him to shut the fuck up and get on the bed his smile is blinding. The nerve of this fucking man.
Kinky Fuckbuddy: Teyla Emmagen
This was kind of a process of elimination based on the other two people, because honestly, wouldn't you get Teyla anyway you can? That's what I thought. Anyway, so, the Atlantis-Athosian Cultural Exchange Programme pairs us up and eventually the exchanging of recipes and fairy tales and discussion of how long is too long when it comes to eye contact turns to practical exploration of all different forms of interpersonal intimacy. And what more intimate than slowly tying each other up in intricate ways? Now, I don't sub for men but for a right woman I can sometimes switch and anyway, this is about the B, not the DSM, which is kind of refreshing in itself. Besides, Athosians have some really cool knots.
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Righty ho, this trio is courtesy of
pushkin666 again who sees a meme and descends on it like a vulture on a fresh carcass (it's me, I'm the carcass). Anyway, she gave me: Teyla Emmagan, John Winchester and Andy HurleyLet's get it.
One Night Stand: John Winchester
It's raining really heavily and for some reason this thunderstorm smells more like sulphur than ozone. It's weird but not the weirdest thing that I've seen on this roadtrip (Americans, wow), but it's late enough that stopping at the first vacancy sign seems like a good idea. There's only one bar in this place and in it there's only one other patron beside me. I know I'm going to sleep with him as soon as he turns to look at me and doesn't glance away immediately. His mouth tastes like whiskey and his skin smells like smoke. He wears his wedding ring like a wreath. In the morning, when I wake up, he's already gone, the sky a brilliant blue behind the window. I'm relieved.
Vanilla Fuckbuddy: Andy Hurley
This guy is literally everywhere. At a city planning meeting about a new industrial development, citing the environmental policy. In the supermarket, poking at the organic veggies. At the tattoo parlour, hogging the fucking booking list (I just want ONE tattoo, like you can afford to chill my dude, jeesh). In a club, with his band, playing the drums like he's possessed and having the absolute nerve to do it shirtless like fuck my life why? In the end I drag him back to mine out of sheer frustration, like GUESS I HAVE TO SLEEP WITH HIM SINCE I CAN'T ESCAPE HIM (my friends: '...you realise that you don't like, have to?' Me: NO, I'M GONNA) When I tell him to shut the fuck up and get on the bed his smile is blinding. The nerve of this fucking man.
Kinky Fuckbuddy: Teyla Emmagen
This was kind of a process of elimination based on the other two people, because honestly, wouldn't you get Teyla anyway you can? That's what I thought. Anyway, so, the Atlantis-Athosian Cultural Exchange Programme pairs us up and eventually the exchanging of recipes and fairy tales and discussion of how long is too long when it comes to eye contact turns to practical exploration of all different forms of interpersonal intimacy. And what more intimate than slowly tying each other up in intricate ways? Now, I don't sub for men but for a right woman I can sometimes switch and anyway, this is about the B, not the DSM, which is kind of refreshing in itself. Besides, Athosians have some really cool knots.
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on 2022-09-14 08:26 pm (UTC)Mic drop.
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on 2022-09-16 07:09 pm (UTC)I have deliberately gone for pics of Andy without the god awful scraggly beard. Actually that could be a plot point, like he has this awful beard and then has a trim and suddenly has the nerve to be hot. Outrageous.
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on 2022-09-19 07:05 pm (UTC)That's just downright rude. Hiding attractiveness behind obnoxious facial hair should be considered some form of crime against humanity really.
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on 2022-09-15 01:44 pm (UTC)Andy made me laugh at him just being everywhere. I feel he could be the person always there no matter what you're doing. Better sleeping with him than chucking an organic marrow at his head.
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on 2022-09-16 07:05 pm (UTC)Haha yeah, I just get the impression that he's like a guy who will get Involved With The Community and it's both attractive and annoying. 'chucking an organic marrow at his head' made me laugh and is not an option I would rule out...
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on 2022-09-24 12:02 pm (UTC)Andy Andy Andy. I mean who wouldn't. He's incredibly hot and I'd be happy to spend some time tracing his tattoos. I've always thought he'd be quite submissive if you wanted to push it that way.
Teyla. Gorgeous Teyla with her athosian knots. Definitely a lady to get down and dirty with. Also those legs...
Gorgeous pictures I hasten to add particularly John. I know everyone bangs on about Jensen and Jared but for me JDM was the hottest male in SPN.
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on 2022-09-24 05:36 pm (UTC)I've always thought he'd be quite submissive if you wanted to push it that way. - I think he would be so out of of like Being A Feminist. You know, like, 'I Am Balancing The Scales of Patriarchy, Please Take It Out On Me M'am' and you know, god love him, I would.
I am weeping a little thinking about being allowed to tie up Teyla's legs, omgggg