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Okay, you folk are HORNY given how many responses I got to the Kinky Fuckbuddy, Vanilla Fuckbuddy, One Night Stand meme I got. Unsurprising. I'm gonna stretch these throughout the month one at a time to tick off my daily DW posts.
pushkin666 gave me three of the dommiest doms I can think of: Namjoon (BTS), Gerard (MCR) and Monroe (Grimm). This is a... PROBLEM. But, let's be creative about this.
One Night Stand: Gerard.
In the past I've had him in every role I think depending on who the options are but here he is that one slightly greasy guy I meet at a club and it's dark and he's wearing a cheerleader outfit but like, I'm into that on dudes, so amma gonna let him eat me out and then ride my thigh in the bathroom, and not even mind that much when he moans out someone else's name when he comes (not like I gave him mine so all good). I think about getting his number but honestly, whatever he's in the middle of doesn't feel like it has room for others.
Vanilla Fuckbuddy: Monroe
This guy. Listen. I know for a fact that he's got a dominant and possessive side mile wide but he is Very Respectful about keeping it reigned if the other party isn't Into That and because I'm not, he's instead going to treat me to some utterly delicious vegetarian dinners, cello concertos and slow making out on his sofa whenever I come by and then very politely ask how I would like my orgasm tonight, how many, and whether I mind if he gets off too. Spoiler alert: I really don't.
Kinky Fuckbuddy: Namjoon.
Right, no one is surprised. Aspushkin666 and dreamersdare can attest, I have some... uh... ~feelings~ about this man. He is SO HOT I literally cannot but obviously would. Like physically hot, fuck yes, but also, I have almost cried about his multilingual 140 IQ leadership competency on several occasions and I'm not ashamed to admit it. The thing is, because of that, I read him as dom as fuck and whilst I Love To See It, I don't want to be on the receiving end of that. So, question: does it still count as a fuckbuddy relationship if I watch him dom other men and then we fuck. Or, like, while we fuck? Let's say it does and that's the relationship we have. In between we shyly pass lyrics and poetry to each other for comments, talk about the evils of late stage capitalism and volunteer at local environmental charity. This one time he asked me to dom him Because Feminism and I almost came from just watching him kneel, but also neither of us could even pretend it would work that way so instead we just spent the evening reporting misogynists on social media and finally agreed to ask out that really hot couple who lives next door *insert any of the other BTS members here*
Aaaanyway, that got... Detailed. Sorry, not sorry and all that.
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Okay, you folk are HORNY given how many responses I got to the Kinky Fuckbuddy, Vanilla Fuckbuddy, One Night Stand meme I got. Unsurprising. I'm gonna stretch these throughout the month one at a time to tick off my daily DW posts.
pushkin666 gave me three of the dommiest doms I can think of: Namjoon (BTS), Gerard (MCR) and Monroe (Grimm). This is a... PROBLEM. But, let's be creative about this. One Night Stand: Gerard.
In the past I've had him in every role I think depending on who the options are but here he is that one slightly greasy guy I meet at a club and it's dark and he's wearing a cheerleader outfit but like, I'm into that on dudes, so amma gonna let him eat me out and then ride my thigh in the bathroom, and not even mind that much when he moans out someone else's name when he comes (not like I gave him mine so all good). I think about getting his number but honestly, whatever he's in the middle of doesn't feel like it has room for others.
Vanilla Fuckbuddy: Monroe
This guy. Listen. I know for a fact that he's got a dominant and possessive side mile wide but he is Very Respectful about keeping it reigned if the other party isn't Into That and because I'm not, he's instead going to treat me to some utterly delicious vegetarian dinners, cello concertos and slow making out on his sofa whenever I come by and then very politely ask how I would like my orgasm tonight, how many, and whether I mind if he gets off too. Spoiler alert: I really don't.
Kinky Fuckbuddy: Namjoon.
Right, no one is surprised. As
pushkin666 and dreamersdare can attest, I have some... uh... ~feelings~ about this man. He is SO HOT I literally cannot but obviously would. Like physically hot, fuck yes, but also, I have almost cried about his multilingual 140 IQ leadership competency on several occasions and I'm not ashamed to admit it. The thing is, because of that, I read him as dom as fuck and whilst I Love To See It, I don't want to be on the receiving end of that. So, question: does it still count as a fuckbuddy relationship if I watch him dom other men and then we fuck. Or, like, while we fuck? Let's say it does and that's the relationship we have. In between we shyly pass lyrics and poetry to each other for comments, talk about the evils of late stage capitalism and volunteer at local environmental charity. This one time he asked me to dom him Because Feminism and I almost came from just watching him kneel, but also neither of us could even pretend it would work that way so instead we just spent the evening reporting misogynists on social media and finally agreed to ask out that really hot couple who lives next door *insert any of the other BTS members here* Aaaanyway, that got... Detailed. Sorry, not sorry and all that.
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on 2022-09-12 11:49 pm (UTC)Watching = kinky
Fucking = Fuckbuddy
Conclusion: Yes, counts :)
I approve hard of the visual aids supporting this post!
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on 2022-09-13 04:42 pm (UTC)It was very hard to restrain myself to just 4 pics of Namjoon.
P.s. yes, I am answering DW posts whilst at a conference. Laptop has ran out of battery and I have ran out of fucks so 😒
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on 2022-09-16 03:20 pm (UTC)I can see why that would be challenging, because there are many, many good pictures of Namjoon.
(Valid life choice. I wrote up my supervision records at a conference once...)
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on 2022-09-13 09:45 am (UTC)no subject
on 2022-09-13 04:44 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2022-09-14 10:04 am (UTC)no subject
on 2022-09-13 04:46 pm (UTC)Especially so for Monroe for some reason. I very much liked how you summed him up.
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on 2022-09-13 05:03 pm (UTC)Monroe personifies the character type u really love, the "secret badass". Like looks harmless and maybe a bit incompetent but is actually the complete opposite and can turn it the fuck ON when they want to.
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on 2022-09-14 06:30 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2022-09-16 07:15 pm (UTC)sexdate with Namjoon. Okay, but the filth aside, would absolutely love to trawl through some 'local independent artists' type of galleries with him.no subject
on 2022-09-24 12:17 pm (UTC)Totally getting Monroe as a kink fuckbuddy. He would definitely make sure you have a good time. He'll keep his dominance for Nick.
Goddamn that last picture of Namjoon!! Yes if you watch him Dom other members of BTS that totally counts. Also I agree with the comment above - museum date but I also think bookshop date.
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on 2022-09-24 05:59 pm (UTC)Monroe has wrestled the Blutbaden in him under control. I would trust him to have total control over any other urges.
That last picture is total daddy Namjoon vibes. Honestly, I love the fic trope of him as the hot older CEO and with any of the others as his sugar baby.
BOOKSHOP DATE WITH NAMJOON!!! I AM SOBBING. Pleeeeeeaseeee if he wasn't being an international superstar, he would've been an acaemic superstar.