Journal of Mistress Kat

Hello bbs!

I’ll be mostly absent for this week as my mum is visiting. However, let me leave you with some fic recs.

I may have mentioned all the awesome fic I got for my birthday and how I was going to link you to them once they were posted elsewhere... Well, here you go (fucking finally I know, sorry for the delay):


KAT – moth2fic  – Stargate Atlantis – Radek/Rodney
Oh god, this made me laugh so hard! Rodney and Radek stroke investigate an ancient artefact they name KAT (for C(K)o-dependent Ambience Transmitter). It purrs. Also there is accidental touching and Wizard of the Oz. Entirely awesome and very, very funny.


He Doesn't Do This Often and Friends Like These – slash4femme  – RPS (actors), Hugh Laurie, Stephen Fry, Rober Sean Leonard (and combinations thereof)
Guilty, guilty pleasure. Stephen is my favourite. The voices sound scarily genuine.


The Old Ways - entangled_now  - Robin Hood – Much/Robin
Aches like a healing wound. The show will break my heart but fic like this can mend it again.


Absolution - fledge  - Supernatural – Dean/Sam
Nnnggghhh and ouch, all in 200 words. Gorgeous.


Untitled ficlet - sateenmusta  - Bandom – PaTD genish
Ahahahahaha, Ryan teaches Brendon some truths about women. Made me laugh in the best way possible. Awesome.


Let go of the things you can't change - redsnake05  - Bandom - Frank/Mikey/Bob
Oh, oh, delicious h/c with a slice of d/s and spanking. Mikey needs to be taken care of, Bob and Frank got it covered.


Snow-White and Rose-Red – pushkin666  – Bandom – Patrick/Pete, Bob/Gerard
pushkin666  takes a well-known fairytale and gives it a decidedly Bandom-twist. Sweet and fluffy and happy-making. Features Andy the angry dwarf!


And not written for my birthday but I’m pimping anyway...
Heart Pusher, Love User – pushkin666  – Bandom – Patrick/Pete
Mind the warnings on this one. Kinky AU fic where Pete is a junkie whore and Patrick is his pimp/owner with a penchant for school girl outfits... Features broken!Pete, dark!Patrick, and more angst than you can shake a teacher's cane at. Not an easy read, but if you want a change from the fluff Bandom usually serves, then you won’t be disappointed.

Hugh Laurie Caption Competition

Thank you to all participants! After careful consderation of entries I am happy to announce hullfire as the winner!



hullfire, you witty girl you, please comment here with some prompts/preferred pairing for the House porn drabble that is to be your prize!


A regular caption (of hot actors or other fannish things) competition? Y/N?


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Porn Mix

As a result of writing some porn lately, I've compiled a playlist on my iTunes called "filthy, kinky, nasty sex". How many of you would enjoy a music spam of dirty, porny songs?

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Meme

Everyone else is playing!
Name a character and I'll tell you three (or more) facts about them, from my own personal pseudo-canon.

To celebrate the fact that this morning House season 2 DVD boxset landed to my heaving bosom waiting arms, here is the long-hinted picspam of the delectable Hugh Laurie for your viewing pleasure.

I picspam because I care. And because you lot encourage me. And also because entangled_now  promised me porn. That's right people, I will picspam for porn. Just think of the possibilities...

Anyway.

Warnings/enticements: Large pictures. Muchos perving. Caption competition!

Ahahaa, I've just bought House M.D. Season 2 DVD Boxset for less that £3!  Amazon discounted price £17.97 plus free supersaver delivery minus £15 in gift vouchers mean I will have the delectable Hugh Laurie for my own for £2.97. Ha, I tell you. Ha!

Mr. Laurie has been particularly nnghh-worthy in various photoshoots lately. How many of you would enjoy a picspam of this smexy man beast esteemed actor? Answers on a postcard with a nekkid men in the front. Or, if you can't manage that, then in a comment.


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In other, more serious but highly interesting news:

claudia_writes is conducting research into her postgraduate dissertation on (meta)narratives in online fandom. As a part that she has set up a journal narration_girl, where she will post discussion topics and questions in all areas of fandom, including but not limited to "slash, het, genfic, and identification". She is looking for people to participate in the discussions and share their experiences of fandom.

I for one will be taking part and I think many of you will find the opportunity to talk meta with other people of interest. Head on over to narration_girl to learn more and get involved. Oh, and feel free to pimp the research to your own F-lists.

Hi you all,

I've been away for a few days so have some bulletpoints of all the really important things.

• RL: still a charity case, teaching finished, research fucked up in need of replanning, work for next term sorted but no accommodation yet.

• I'm feeling slightly emo about... things.  And how there are so fucking many things I need to deal with and couldn't there be just one or two things, instead of twenty.

• Fanfic writing going well, will report with finished stuff in a couple of weeks. In the meanwhile I have an original slash ficlet out. Feedback would be appreciated.

• I've been busy with Crossroads admin stuff. Hands up who actually knew a) about the site and b) that I was one of the admins. *is amused*

• Editon 4 of the Themed Vid Recs of Doom will be out this week. In case anyone cares.

• That DW trailer: dfk;k'agskagkdsadskfsdkljklgdsa. I think it's safe to say that the interwebs will melt from the hotness. Special mention goes to evil!John Simm who makes me salivate unattractively.

• And yes I know we won't be seeing that hunk parade for another two weeks, but no one, I repeat no one, is to malign the cracktastic cheese-fest that is the EUROVISION SONG CONTEST. I mean come on! And it's from Finland! Guaranteed that will not happen again for the next fifty years so enjoy listening Terry Wogan get increasingly drunk and sarcastic about my home country. Awesome!

• House M.D. Hugh Laurie's biceps (which were especially tasty in last week's episode. Why yes, I am that shallow.)  Deciding to spend my Amazon vouchers on the 2nd season dvd boxset. Reading House/Wilson fic. It's all of the goodness. *bats plot bunnies away*

• Supernatural. I am getting back on track with the viewing so excpect reactions posts about 2.18 - 2.20 soonish. No one is to spoil me about the season ending or anything leading up to it, I want to be as pure as the driven snow... Oi! You on the backgound! Stop sniggering!

• Friends: trinity1986 is funny and cute and will definitely be seeing me again. dark_cygnet lives too far away and I don't get to talk to her as often as I'd like, but she will be getting mcbeck at some point. concernedlily helped me with this thing and will be getting a cracky spn fic (it's sort of... expanding atm). planetkiller also helped me with a thing and will get a small prequel for the truth exists for the wise, beauty for the feeling heart. pushkin666 is to be blamed for any and all porn that I post over the next month, she not only enables but encourages. moth2fic continues to go above and beyond the call of duty. And everyone else, you are all brilliant as usual.

• Aaaand that's it. Can't think of anything else now. Stop by and say hi, share a link, tell a joke, slap me on the face...

It's getting embarrassing.

The man is twenty years my senior but would I kick him out of bed? - Hell No.
Can I look at his pictures without drooling? - Really can't and I've tried. For hours and hours today I looked at different pictures of Hugh Laurie (in the name of scientific inquiry) and... Well. Let's just say there was a great deal of compulsive swallowing involved.

Look. If I ever get within licking distance of his collar bones, I won't be held responsible for my actions. I may just jump, latch on and gnaw. You know that stereotype of guys being unable to lift their eyes from a woman's cleavage to her face? IT'S LIKE THAT, OK? And I'm so, so sorry, because Mr. Laurie is an amazing and talented actor and I CANNOT KEEP MY EYES FROM HIS CLAVICLE. *hangs head in shame*

Please help?

Or you can just, I don't know, JOIN ME IN MY LUST.

LOOKIT! PRETTY!




All pictures are from HughLaurie.net and are a copyright of their various photographers. They are reproduced here for GUH, not money.