Hugh Laurie, How Are Your Collar Bones So Awesome?

[kat_lair]

It's getting embarrassing.

The man is twenty years my senior but would I kick him out of bed? - Hell No.
Can I look at his pictures without drooling? - Really can't and I've tried. For hours and hours today I looked at different pictures of Hugh Laurie (in the name of scientific inquiry) and... Well. Let's just say there was a great deal of compulsive swallowing involved.

Look. If I ever get within licking distance of his collar bones, I won't be held responsible for my actions. I may just jump, latch on and gnaw. You know that stereotype of guys being unable to lift their eyes from a woman's cleavage to her face? IT'S LIKE THAT, OK? And I'm so, so sorry, because Mr. Laurie is an amazing and talented actor and I CANNOT KEEP MY EYES FROM HIS CLAVICLE. *hangs head in shame*

Please help?

Or you can just, I don't know, JOIN ME IN MY LUST.

LOOKIT! PRETTY!

There. See that? Want to lick it? Get in line bitch.





Here it is again. Hugh knows what you want to do. Look at his smile, he knows. He wants you to.






ajdfkfhgwefhlk. Hugh. jlkfajlsf. Black shirt. ajkfjdlah. Thighs.






Hugh has a problem. His towel is slipping. Would you like to hold it for him?





What's the time, Hugh? No, I really want to know. You need to look at your watch RIGHT NOW. (If you're too shy to move your hand, I could just, you know, lean down and...)







Why yes, I would like to have a picnic with you, Hugh. Shall I just lay down right here so you can eat potato salad of my tummy?






Oh Hugh. You're such a badass. (also: ghayhgagj thighs take 2)






Rock 'n roll, baby.






This is serious art people. Shame on you for leching after the subject. Shame.






Backstage at the Emmy's. Just... There are no words to describe my love for this photo. None.





It's hard work looking so awesome. Hugh needs a little rest. I think I do too... *retires to bed... to sleep. yes. ahem...*

All pictures are from HughLaurie.net and are a copyright of their various photographers. They are reproduced here for GUH, not money.

Comments

[lolabobs.livejournal.com]

ooh - the 7th is nice ( the motorbike and jeans, and black boots.. oh yes)

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

I know! With the jeans. And the thighs! Clad in jeans! *drools*

[teapot-stains.livejournal.com]

What's the time, Hugh? No, I really want to know. You need to look at you watch RIGHT NOW. (If you're too shy to move your hand, I could just, you know, lean down and...)

You made me giggle so badly with that, really, I know have milk coming out of my nose... ;_; X3

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

That's a... rather visceral and oddly suggestive mental image you've just given me.

*imagines Hugh with a milk mustache*

*imagines it A LOT*

*dissolves into a puddle of goo*

[ginnystar.livejournal.com]

... I have to say, that bed one made me lose coherent thought for a second. That, and the picnic one is made of squee.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

I keep staring at the bed picture myself, it's hypnotising. ...the white sheets look so soft and inviting... and, and, Hugh looks way too perky to sleep...

[elvinborn.livejournal.com]

um, why was he naked? not registering a complaint. Just um... naked.

those eyes are so impossibly blue.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Those pictures are from the set of his earlier tv drama "Fortysomething" which aired in 2003 on ITV (UK). Exactly why he was naked I don't know and quite frankly, can't find it in myself to care... *ogles*

And yes, the eys, but the smile in picture two just slays me. I keep staring at his opeen shirt collar and then lifting my eyes up to his face and then he just smiles and I get all squirmy and giggly and possibly blush.

Like I said, it's getting extremely embarrassing.

[bloodrebel333.livejournal.com]

:D

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

yeah you go ahead and laugh. just leave me for depraved lusting.

[j2-babygirl86.livejournal.com]

Leather Jacket FTW?!?! *SQUEE*

XD

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Yey, yes! Leather jacket indeed FTW!! *licks Hughs collarbones*