Bikes, canes and pianos, oh my!
May. 15th, 2007 12:49 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kat_lair I picspam because I care. And because you lot encourage me. And also because entangled_now promised me porn. That's right people, I will picspam for porn. Just think of the possibilities...
Anyway.
Warnings/enticements: Large pictures. Muchos perving. Caption competition!
Hugh, the considerate man that he is, has been spreading his charm in various magazines and photoshoots. Some of them I've already covered here. But there seems to be no draught of new material. Here's a little sample.
This is a screenshot from "Son of a Coma Guy", included for the sole reason of displaying Hugh's lovely biceps to their advantage. Hands up if you want to lick inside his elbow. *raises both hands*
Nnnnnnggggghhhhh. That is all.
A perfect shot for caption competition! House porn drabble with your preferred pairing for the winner!
The Doctor is in.
If I develop a latex-kink, it will all be the fault of this picture.
Also, everyone should send flowers to his stylist for insisting on no less than three buttons undone at all times.
A Rolling Stone scan. The "dark prince of prime time" sends me in fits of shivery giggles every time.
Also: Biting and oral fixation is to be encouraged.
Modelling the House t-shirts for charity. From behind...
And from the front. Notice the dedicated hip action.
Oh yeah, work it baby! Clearly he's missed his true calling.
Life Magazine photoshoot. The man looks good in black-and-white.
Even when he's not wearing his pants. Or should that be especially when he's not wearing his pants?
Let's finish with the Men's Vogue article scans. Clearly I need to start reading that magazine...
*letches shamelessly*
Why can't he come and lounge in my kitchen? I wouldn't even mind the muddy tire tracks.
Didn't have the patience to crop the pic, so you get the article as well!
The jacket-boots combo kills me dead.
Oh my, what a powerful... machine you got there between your legs. Fancy taking me for a ride?
akljfdghlak'jgkrjgkhgg the half-buttoned jacket with exposed middle and the belt and that knowing smirk... Without a doubt my favourite pic of the lot. *slides to the floor*
Thus endeth the Hugh Laurie picspam of hotass. I will now return to my scheduled programming of writing porn marking assignments. Remember to take part in the caption competition. Porn for the winner!
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Disclaimer: All pictures are from www.hughlaurie.net and remain the copyright of their various photographers. No profit was made. Except the porn, but you can't take it away from me!
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on 2007-05-15 01:17 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2007-05-15 01:26 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2007-05-15 01:33 pm (UTC)Still trying to process the whole thing and cannot believe that I totally blanked on what I said to Jensen - how embarressing is that.
I'm still looking at the picture of myself and Jensen and trying to figure out how to make it into an icon *g*.
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on 2007-05-15 01:38 pm (UTC)Can I compare with the others that have been put up. - But, but, but... This is different. Because I know you and I want to see your pics. And find out what you said to Jensen (it's there in your mind, I'm sure... you've clearly just repressed it). And, and, and... DO EEEEET! Pretty please? I haven't been reading any of the other con reports, because I'm waiting for yours...
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on 2007-05-15 01:41 pm (UTC)I can honestly say though that Jensen smells as good as he looks and his voice *swoons*. Mind you, the majority of the male guests were pretty hot.
And next year's is just going to be Supernatural - so we need to wish mightily for J3.
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on 2007-05-15 01:49 pm (UTC)But extrememly giddy about a prospect of con report detailing how Jensen smell up close and personal. w00t!
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on 2007-05-15 01:45 pm (UTC)That shirt-chewing pic? I find myself drawn to the wrist. Oh God, how I want to lick that wrist...
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on 2007-05-15 01:50 pm (UTC)I have a very similar reaction to the picture *swallows convulsively*
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on 2007-05-15 03:14 pm (UTC)Why can't you hug a person through a computer screen? *sets off to make it happen*
The Caption Contest one kinda looks like he's saying, "Well, if you can read minds, read mine." But then I am on a Heroes kick at the moment...
Still haven't seen House but I watched A Bit of Fry and Laurie. Have you seen any of that show? -"He hits me with a golf club." -"Sexily!" -"Yes, quite sexily." -"Then we go to bed together." -"Violently!"
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on 2007-05-16 07:15 pm (UTC)I haven't seen much of A Bit of Fry and Laurie but have seen every episode of Jeeves and Wooster which I love with a passion.
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on 2007-05-15 04:27 pm (UTC)LAURIE AND BITING KILLZ MEZ DEAD(Z) *tackles screen with love*
Clearly that picture needs to be iconed.
RE: caption- "You're talking to me about your wife but all I can think of is you without any pants on."
Obviously what he's thinking in that picture, lolz.
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on 2007-05-16 07:19 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2007-05-19 08:02 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2007-05-20 01:43 pm (UTC)I LOVE YOU!!!
yes. lots.
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on 2007-05-20 08:40 pm (UTC)*revels in love*
butbut, you deserve the love too- 'tis your picspams that compel me!! XD
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on 2007-05-21 12:15 pm (UTC)I have compelling picspams! And you make compelling icons! It's all good!
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on 2007-05-15 04:30 pm (UTC)I find it hilarious that they called him "the dark prince of prime time" that's pretty awesome
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on 2007-05-16 07:21 pm (UTC)I find it hilarious that they called him "the dark prince of prime time" that's pretty awesome - also oddly arousing.
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on 2007-05-16 08:07 pm (UTC)yes it is...
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on 2007-05-15 06:37 pm (UTC)yup. that's all I have to say.
just ahhhh.
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on 2007-05-16 07:21 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2007-05-15 08:13 pm (UTC)I remember walking into Sainsbury's and seeing that latex love picture on the cover of the Radio Times and almost stopping dead in my tracks. Because it should not be so hot.
Also, I love the guy in the background of the modelling one, with the silly grin. Probably exactly the expression I'd have if I had his line of sight :P
I'd like to make a witty caption for that picture, but every time I look at it all I can think is, "eyes-blue-wide-yummy-WRIST-sleeve-stubble-omg-*DED*".
*is goo*
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on 2007-05-16 07:27 pm (UTC)Yeah, the grinning guy is cute! Notice how he is curling his hands into fists to stop himself from reaching out and...
The white vulnerability of his wrist is insanely hot, because while I know it's just a wrist for god's sake, it's not helping.
*joins you in goo-dom*
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on 2007-05-19 07:50 am (UTC)The latex and the cuff biting win, they are both clearly going to lead me into new and complex fetishes. Though the bike riding, and the helmet under the arm pictures come close third and fourth.
There will be porn for this, of that you can have no doubt whatsoever. As soon as I have stopped falling in holes in the floor I shall, with any luck, produce it like some sort of porn magician.
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on 2007-05-20 01:53 pm (UTC)Re latex and cuff-biting: check out
And yay for porn! There needs to be an icon for you that says "Porn Magician"
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on 2007-05-20 05:48 pm (UTC)I would so love to be a porn magician, I suspect I'd need to do more 'randomly producing porn when no one was expecting it and at a moments notice' though...and maybe bad card tricks (with dirty cards!)
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on 2007-05-21 12:16 pm (UTC)