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To celebrate the fact that this morning House season 2 DVD boxset landed to my ~~heaving bosom~~ waiting arms, here is the long-hinted picspam of the delectable Hugh Laurie for your viewing pleasure.

I picspam because I care. And because you lot encourage me. And also because entangled_now promised me porn. That's right people, I will picspam for porn. Just think of the possibilities...

Anyway.

Warnings/enticements: Large pictures. Muchos perving. Caption competition!

Hugh, the considerate man that he is, has been spreading his charm in various magazines and photoshoots. Some of them I've already covered here. But there seems to be no draught of new material. Here's a little sample.

This is a screenshot from "Son of a Coma Guy", included for the sole reason of displaying Hugh's lovely biceps to their advantage. Hands up if you want to lick inside his elbow. *raises both hands*

Nnnnnnggggghhhhh. That is all.

A perfect shot for caption competition! House porn drabble with your preferred pairing for the winner!

The Doctor is in.
If I develop a latex-kink, it will all be the fault of this picture.
Also, everyone should send flowers to his stylist for insisting on no less than three buttons undone at all times.

A Rolling Stone scan. The "dark prince of prime time" sends me in fits of shivery giggles every time.
Also: Biting and oral fixation is to be encouraged.

Modelling the House t-shirts for charity. From behind...

And from the front. Notice the dedicated hip action.

Oh yeah, work it baby! Clearly he's missed his true calling.

Life Magazine photoshoot. The man looks good in black-and-white.

Even when he's not wearing his pants. Or should that be especially when he's not wearing his pants?

Let's finish with the Men's Vogue article scans. Clearly I need to start reading that magazine...
*letches shamelessly*

Why can't he come and lounge in my kitchen? I wouldn't even mind the muddy tire tracks.

Didn't have the patience to crop the pic, so you get the article as well!
The jacket-boots combo kills me dead.

Oh my, what a powerful... machine you got there between your legs. Fancy taking me for a ride?

akljfdghlak'jgkrjgkhgg the half-buttoned jacket with exposed middle and the belt and that knowing smirk... Without a doubt my favourite pic of the lot. *slides to the floor*

Thus endeth the Hugh Laurie picspam of hotass. I will now return to my scheduled programming of ~~writing porn~~ marking assignments. Remember to take part in the caption competition. Porn for the winner!

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Disclaimer: All pictures are from www.hughlaurie.net and remain the copyright of their various photographers. No profit was made. Except the porn, but you can't take it away from me!