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Fics posted in 2014 by Fandom:

Grimm
Birthday Gamble (Nick/Monroe, G, 100 words) – on LJ, on AO3
Catch of the Day (Nick/Monroe, R, 200 words) – on LJ, on AO3
restless song 1. sing no songs except of restless blood (pre-Nick/Monroe, PG-13, 1,442 words) – on LJ, on AO3
restless song 2. not your average lullaby (pre-Nick/Monroe, PG-13, 2,472 words) – on LJ, on AO3

(The) Hobbit
Two-Heart Sound (implied Bilbo/Thorin, PG, 2,200 words) – on LJ, on AO3

Lewis
Birthday Treat (Gen, G, 100 words) – on LJ, on AO3
Dream of Dragons 4. All Things Mortal (pre-Hathaway/Lewis, R, 8,002 words) – on LJ, on AO3
Dream of Dragons 5. Ghost Man (pre-Hathaway/Lewis, R, 11,438 words) – on LJ, on AO3
Finite (Hathaway/Lewis, PG, 1,471 words) – on LJ, on AO3

Masterchef (UK)
Courtship (John/Gregg, PG-13, 900 words) – on LJ, on AO3

(The) Professionals
Birthday Stakeout (Gen or Bodie/Doyle, PG, 150 words) – on LJ, on AO3

Sherlock
your frayed ends all tied up (John/Sherlock, R, 362 words) – on LJ, on AO3

Skyfall
Transition (M/Moneypenny (potential/one-sided), PG-13, 1,890 words) – on LJ, on AO3

Stargate Atlantis
Winter Night (McKay/Zelenka, PG, 2,000 words) – on LJ, on AO3
Writing on the Wall (McKay/Beckett, NC-17, 11,096 words) – on LJ, on AO3

Strictly Come Dancing
Are You Gonna Be My Girl? (Craig/Male of your choice, R, 100 words) – on LJ, on AO3
Bite the Night co-authored with [livejournal.com profile] pushkin666 (Bruno/Craig, NC-17, 26,887 words) – on LJ, on AO3
Caricias co-authored with [livejournal.com profile] pushkin666 (Bruno/Craig, NC-17, 15,135 words) – on LJ, on AO3
Snap Turn (part of a co-authored drabble series) (Bruno/Craig, PG-13, 100 words) – on LJ, on AO3

Supernatural
Full Tang (Dean/Sam, NC-17, 1,333 words) – on LJ, on AO3

Telephone
show me your teeth 0. birds and bees and prison keys (Beyoncé(HoneyB)/Lady Gaga, NC-17, 9,435 words) – on LJ, on AO3

Non-fic things:
Three Wallpapers (Lewis) – on LJ, on AO3
Magic is Rarely the Solution Art (Royal Pains) – on LJ, on AO3


Meme questions under the cut )

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kat_lair: (GEN - cookery)
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Title: Courtship
Author: Mistress Kat /  [livejournal.com profile] kat_lair
Fandom: Masterchef UK
Pairing: John/Gregg
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 900
Disclaimer: This is not a real story about real people. This is a fictional story about fictional representations of real people. Note the difference. None of the events described herein are true. No disrespect is meant and no financial profit made.

Summary: John doesn’t know what else to do so he does what he does best. He cooks.

Author notes: Fandom lesson #58: Never say ‘never again’ because then one morning you will wake up with a small but viciously insistent plot bunny who won’t even let you eat or get out of bed until it gets written. This is for [livejournal.com profile] pushkin666 who deserves some cheering up and I’m pretty sure seeing me write more Masterchef fic (Jesus wept) will do it.

Courtship )

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The fact that I’m getting to this whilst it’s still January is a win.

Fics posted in 2013. Includes fics not actually written in 2013, and as usual the Secret Santa 2013 fic though that was technically posted this year. Excludes a lot of stuff written in 2013 but not posted anywhere yet. Whatever, just roll with it.


Fics by Fandom:

Bandom
A Kiss of Shadows ([livejournal.com profile] unmarked_place ‘verse, Gerard/Lindsey, PG-13, 1,031 words) – only on LJ
i know i’m bad news (implied Patrick/Pete, R, 448 words) – on LJ, on AO3
my smile is not a lie (it’s all teeth) (implied Patrick/Pete, R, 389 words) – on LJ, on AO3
Redress ([livejournal.com profile] unmarked_place ‘verse, Patrick/Pete, NC-17, 1,820 words) – only on LJ
Storm Rising (implied Gerard/Mikey, PG, 251 words) – on LJ, on AO3

Great British Bake Off
Jammy Dodgers Are Not the Only Fruit (implied Mel/Sue, PG, 379 words) – on LJ, on AO3

Harry Potter
Manifold (Draco/Harry, NC-17, 5,334 words) – on LJ, on AO3
what rough beast, its hour come around at last (crossover with Supernatural, Lucius Malfoy, implied Dean /Sam, R, 3,048 words) – on LJ, on AO3

Hawaii Five-0
A Hard Day’s Night (pre-Danny/Steve, G, 500 words) – on LJ, on AO3
Ready to Rock, Ready to Roll (Danny/Steve, PG-13, 1,565 words) – on LJ, on AO3

Lewis
is not the past all shadow (Gen, PG, 1,615 words) – on LJ, on AO3
Life's Sweetest Reward (Hathaway/Lewis, PG-13, 10,974 words) – on LJ, on AO3
Prophesy in Part (Lewis & Williams (OMC), PG-13, 1,479 words) – on LJ, on AO3

Masterchef (UK)
and eat it too (co-authored with [livejournal.com profile] pushkin666, John Torode/Gregg Wallace, PG-13, 4,808 words) – on LJ, on AO3

Supernatural
between the sentries of the heart (Dean/Sam, PG-13, 600 words) – on LJ, on AO3
ring the bells that still can ring (Gen, PG, 833 words) – on LJ, on AO3
swifter than a weaver's shuttle (Dean & Sam, Gen, PG-13, 1,168 words ) – on LJ, on AO3
the plains of your back remain untravelled (Dean/Sam, R, 1,040 words) – on LJ, on AO3
what rough beast, its hour come around at last (crossover with Harry Potter, Lucius Malfoy, implied Dean /Sam, R, 3,048 words) – on LJ, on AO3

Telephone
these rocks don't lose their shape (Beyoncé/Lady Gaga, R, 457 words) – on LJ, on AO3

(The) X-Files
AS GODS (The Eves, PG-13, 222 words) – on LJ, on AO3
Summer of ’73 (Fox & Samantha Mulder, PG, 582 words) – on LJ, on AO3

Non-fic things:
Art for I See A Man (Lewis, for [livejournal.com profile] smallfandombang) – on LJ, on AO3
FOB icons – only on LJ

Questions under the cut )


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kat_lair: (GEN - cookery)
*cries a little*

Title: and eat it too
Author: pushkin666 & kat_lair
Fandom: RPS, Masterchef (UK)
Pairing: John Torode/Gregg Wallace
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 4,808
Disclaimer: This is not a real story about real people. This is a fictional story about fictional representations of real people. Note the difference. None of the events described herein are true. No disrespect is meant and no profit made.

Summary: "Creamy puddings must be earned." – Or the one where John Torode is off balance and as a consequence ends up messing with the equilibrium between him and Gregg. With some interesting results.

pushkin666’s author notes: This started as a fic to cheer me up as I'd gotten home so late one night that I actually missed part of that day's episode of Masterchef and I wasn't happy.  Throughout the whole of the writing of this not!fic kat_lair was cursing me for making her care about John and Gregg :) I'm certainly not regretting this one little bit.

kat_lair’s author notes: LALALALA, THIS IS NOT HAPPENING *claps hands to ears and rocks back and forth in the corner*

and eat it too

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