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Okay, you folk are HORNY given how many responses I got to the
Kinky Fuckbuddy, Vanilla Fuckbuddy, One Night Stand meme I got. Unsurprising. I'm gonna stretch these throughout the month one at a time to tick off my daily DW posts.
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pushkin666 gave me three of the dommiest doms I can think of:
Namjoon (BTS), Gerard (MCR) and Monroe (Grimm). This is a... PROBLEM. But, let's be creative about this.
One Night Stand: Gerard. 
In the past I've had him in every role I think depending on who the options are but here he is that one slightly greasy guy I meet at a club and it's dark and he's wearing a cheerleader outfit but like, I'm into that on dudes, so amma gonna let him eat me out and then ride my thigh in the bathroom, and not even mind that much when he moans out someone else's name when he comes (not like I gave him mine so all good). I think about getting his number but honestly, whatever he's in the middle of doesn't feel like it has room for others.
Vanilla Fuckbuddy: Monroe
This guy. Listen. I know for a fact that he's got a dominant and possessive side mile wide but he is Very Respectful about keeping it reigned if the other party isn't Into That and because I'm not, he's instead going to treat me to some utterly delicious vegetarian dinners, cello concertos and slow making out on his sofa whenever I come by and then very politely ask how I would like my orgasm tonight, how many, and whether I mind if he gets off too. Spoiler alert: I really don't.
Kinky Fuckbuddy: Namjoon. 
Right, no one is surprised. As
pushkin666 and
dreamersdare can attest, I have some... uh... ~feelings~ about this man. He is SO HOT I literally cannot but obviously
would. Like physically hot, fuck yes, but also, I have almost cried about his multilingual 140 IQ leadership competency on several occasions and I'm not ashamed to admit it. The thing is, because of that, I read him as dom as fuck and whilst I Love To See It, I don't want to be on the receiving end of that. So, question: does it still count as a fuckbuddy relationship if I watch him dom other men and then we fuck. Or, like,
while we fuck? Let's say it does and that's the relationship we have. In between we shyly pass lyrics and poetry to each other for comments, talk about the evils of late stage capitalism and volunteer at local environmental charity. This one time he asked me to dom him Because Feminism and I almost came from just watching him kneel, but also neither of us could even pretend it would work that way so instead we just spent the evening reporting misogynists on social media and finally agreed to ask out that really hot couple who lives next door *insert any of the other BTS members here*
Aaaanyway, that got... Detailed. Sorry, not sorry and all that.
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