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This is the Guardian edition courtesy oftrobadora who gave me: Chu Shuzhi, Ya Qing, Zhu Hong.
One Night Stand: Zhu Hong
She picks me up at a club, looking likes she's never been to a club before, an odd mix of awkward and confident, tells me to my face that I'm going to be a rebound of a sort and she picked me because I was as different from the person she was getting over as was possible to get. I'm not entirely sure if that's a compliment or an insult but decide not to ask. She's more inexperienced than I thought but a very quick study. I make her laugh three times which feels like a victory and she's smiling when she leaves in the morning.
Vanilla Fuckbuddy: Chu Shuzhi
We meet because my neighbour started suddenly glowing in the dark and emitting a really high pitched sound that drove all the animals in the building absolutely berserk. I call the police but he's the one who shows up and he sure isn't the police. He gets the job done though, him and his weird but clearly effective puppet. Two days later he's back, muttering something about a victim care initiative and holding a bunch of forms awkwardly. I fill them out despite not being a victim. When he's back again less than 24h later I kind of catch on that he's after something else other than the customer service feedback form he has this time. Anyway, he's a weird combination of awkward af and competent af and somehow, that's exactly my type. Turns out he's also both of those things in bed which is a win-win for me.
Kinky Fuckbuddy: Ya Qing
(gif by recapitulation on tumblr)
Ya Qing featured in a Guardian trio for this meme a while back and she made it to this position that time too. And that hasn't changed and neither has my reasoning. Wings. Yeah, it's... mostly about wings. She probably just wants someone to groom them a bit who isn't politically motivated to back stab her while at it and I volunteered. One thing leads to another which leads to several ways to engage in the Haixing-Yashou cultural exchange. And by that I mean exactly what you're thinking.
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This is the Guardian edition courtesy of
trobadora who gave me: Chu Shuzhi, Ya Qing, Zhu Hong. One Night Stand: Zhu Hong
She picks me up at a club, looking likes she's never been to a club before, an odd mix of awkward and confident, tells me to my face that I'm going to be a rebound of a sort and she picked me because I was as different from the person she was getting over as was possible to get. I'm not entirely sure if that's a compliment or an insult but decide not to ask. She's more inexperienced than I thought but a very quick study. I make her laugh three times which feels like a victory and she's smiling when she leaves in the morning.
Vanilla Fuckbuddy: Chu Shuzhi
We meet because my neighbour started suddenly glowing in the dark and emitting a really high pitched sound that drove all the animals in the building absolutely berserk. I call the police but he's the one who shows up and he sure isn't the police. He gets the job done though, him and his weird but clearly effective puppet. Two days later he's back, muttering something about a victim care initiative and holding a bunch of forms awkwardly. I fill them out despite not being a victim. When he's back again less than 24h later I kind of catch on that he's after something else other than the customer service feedback form he has this time. Anyway, he's a weird combination of awkward af and competent af and somehow, that's exactly my type. Turns out he's also both of those things in bed which is a win-win for me.
Kinky Fuckbuddy: Ya Qing
(gif by recapitulation on tumblr)
Ya Qing featured in a Guardian trio for this meme a while back and she made it to this position that time too. And that hasn't changed and neither has my reasoning. Wings. Yeah, it's... mostly about wings. She probably just wants someone to groom them a bit who isn't politically motivated to back stab her while at it and I volunteered. One thing leads to another which leads to several ways to engage in the Haixing-Yashou cultural exchange. And by that I mean exactly what you're thinking.
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on 2022-09-29 09:47 am (UTC)How is everyone on this show so hot? It should be statistically impossible and yet.
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on 2022-09-30 11:14 am (UTC)no subject
on 2022-09-29 04:50 pm (UTC)Especially the second that starts with the glowing neighbour *g*
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on 2022-09-30 11:15 am (UTC)no subject
on 2022-09-29 08:32 pm (UTC)Excellent choice of pics, too!
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on 2022-09-30 11:17 am (UTC)no subject
on 2022-09-30 12:46 pm (UTC)She is so gorgeous, dammit.