Kinky Fuckbuddy, Vanilla Fuckbuddy, One Night Stand - Answer 2

[kat_lair]

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Tonight's trio of hopefuls is courtesy of bethctg who made my brain twitch by giving me Park Jimin, Zhao Yunlan, Draco Malfoy.

This was legit so difficult! And not even for the reasons you're probably thinking.

One Night Stand: Draco Malfoy.


(Yes, I'm aware that what we have here is Tom Felton but putting up some fanart would've been even weirder and he makes a good stand in)

Whilst the Malfoy heir Grew Up Fine, and also (so the rumour says) grew up some ethics and all that, he still comes with Hella Package (not like that. okay, maybe like that). Anyways, this one night me and the girls were knocking back some bubbly at a wine bar (they have those now on Diagon Alley, and honestly, about time) because I got a promotion, and then Draco Fucking Malfoy walked in like he owned the joint (later, I found out that he actually did but anyway) and my friends dared me. No one expected it to work but the next morning I was shown out of the Malfoy manor very politely and very firmly, after signing a NDA. So you know, can't talk about it.


Vanilla Fuckbuddy: Park Jimin.





I know, I know, surprised right? Listen, he is one gorgeous specimen of human being but on a personal level my appreciation of him is almost entirely aesthetic. Would I like to watch him get railed six ways to Sunday? Hell yes. Would I like to be the one railing him? I'm... honestly having a 'he's too beautiful and fragile' reaction even though rationally I know the man is strong af and could probably kill me with his thighs. The thing is, we both like cuddles. And kissing. Really love kissing. And then sometimes, when one of us is sad or stressed or we're just a bit tipsy, things... escalate. Not sure if it counts as fuckbuddies when there's no fucking, more like 'cuddlebuddies that sometimes get off together and then watch anime'.


Kinky Fuckbuddy: Zhao Yunlan





Anyway, so this one summer when we were young, Zhao Yunlan and I worked at this club and it was an education for both of us. We didn't know what the fuck we were doing at the start but by the time autumn rolled around and we parted ways to start our studies, we'd tried every piece of equipment and every specialist private room at that place and knew our preferences much better. Good times. I wouldn't mind entering a similar arrangement with him again but I heard he's got a partner now who isn't keen on sharing. Although, maybe someone just hasn't asked politely enough... Worth a try, you think?

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Comments

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[trobadora]

Although, maybe someone just hasn't asked politely enough... Worth a try, you think?

Haha, it was good knowing you. :p

Your answers are a lot of fun! :D

(frozen)

[kat_lair]

Lol I know, I think if I like saved their lives I'd be allowed to watch 😁

I'm having fun with these so glad it's transferring across.

[corvidology]

I don't know any of these characters/know them well enough to have an opinion (I can identify them that's about all) but... I have to say I get vanilla vibes from those particular pictures of Park Jimin as well. I mean, that last one but then you look up and it's such an innocent expression.

Meanwhile, Zhao Yunlan... yeah. :D

[kat_lair]

Says something (probably about Jimin and you both 😂) that you get vanilla vibes of Jimin being blindfolded 😁😁

Zhao Yunlan being in the running was a decisive factor.

[corvidology]

I think blindfolds and maybe a little light restraint (I can't see his hands *g*) are really at the extremely vanilla end of kink anyway... or can be, depending on how they're done/used in conjunction with other options.

IOW, I think a lot of people who don't consider themselves 'kinky'/are not into BDSM lovers experimented a little with the 'thrill' of such.

...I have to say though that use of 'vanilla' has always bothered me as it's such a complex flavour but I digress... :D

I've never watched Guardian but I have enough mates into it that I recognize Zhao Yunlan.

I've loved Bai Yu in Fairyland Lovers and in Detective L. I actually have an OTP for him in Detective L (Luo Fei/Ben Jieming - detective/coroner) but I'm pretty much alone in that. Trobadora and Shadaras go for Luo Fei/Huo Wensi which is the pairing with kinkier options I feel (I can't tell you why without spoiling your for who Huo Wensi is) and then a lot of fans (relatively speaking, tiny fandom) go for Luo Fei/Ben Jieming/Qin Xiaoman - She's the female police officer who's tougher than both of them. :D)

Trailer is in Chinese but it's so pretty!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlMJx-f-tIg&t=17s

[dreamersdare]

Hmmm, what picture to use for vanilla fuckbuddy. Oh, oh I know, restrained boy in blindfold :DDD

I do feel though that an NDA that doesn't preclude you from talking about the NDA or mentioning the event that led to it has somewhat missed a trick...

[kat_lair]

Okay, listen, I could've put him in the kinky FB category too for some soft shibari but these were my options. I am aesthetically appreciating 😍

Draco would want everyone to know he's getting tail on the regular but not any of the details because that way the rumour mill will produce something far more scandalous than the truth.

[dreamersdare]

I am in no way complaining about the aesthetic. IN NO WAY.

See, though, it's a big risk. Because I would have to conclude he's shit in bed for the fact that he's all up for bragging rights on getting laid but he won't let anyone talk about it, and they all leave after one night and don't go back... Reputationally challenging. Not sure "shit in the sack" is the scandal he was looking for :D

[kat_lair]

Not sure "shit in the sack" is the scandal he was looking for - this is of course speculation only but what if he just like cries about his feelings for this one guy all night? :D

[dreamersdare]

Well, it would make the whole one night thing a lot more mutual, that's for sure!

[bethctg]

"cuddlebuddies that sometimes get off together and then watch anime"
Oh god, yes! This didn't even occur to me when I tried to stump you: he is ABSOLUTELY great snuggle material! He's so good at being comforting. *weeps at the thought*

I cannot argue with these choices. Fine job.
And I've marked your fic for later, because yes. :p

[kat_lair]

Hee! I had to think about this a lot. Like usual, every one of them could've ended up in any role depending on the line-up composition 😁

Put yeah, my main reaction to Jimin is like 'please let's snuggle on the sofa and stroke each other's hair' He would absolutely offer a beautiful chest to cry on and then wipe your tears tenderly 😭😭

Haha enjoy the fic if you end up reading it. It is like my default reading of their dynamic and deeply self-indulgent.

[adore]

*giggling uncontrollably*

[kat_lair]

A very satisfying reaction 😂💜

[turps]

I'm so very glad you did this meme.

I don't even know a lot of the characters you post but you write the explanations so perfectly that doesn't matter at all, and the visuals are appreciated too.

[kat_lair]

Haha, I'm glad to be entertaining. It's kind of veering into some kind of weird self-insert fic and those things always make me cringe but hard. Oh well. At least there's the visuals? :D

[lunabee34]

I absolutely love the Malfoys making you sign an NDA.

Dies laughing.

[kat_lair]

Hee, probably had to sign it before stepping into his bedroom.

[sewn]

after signing a NDA

*sporfle* They WOULD.

[kat_lair]

This seems like standard operating procedure that's explained to all Malfoys when they hit puberty.