ewww

[kat_lair]

Dear fic writer,

Never, ever, ever  EVER describe someone's tongue as a 'wet muscle'.

YOU HAVE PUT ME OFF KISSING, JFC.

Eww.

No love,
Kat

Comments

[slashxmistress.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahahahahaha! Well, you know, theoretically...they're not wrong >:DDD

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

I knoooooow, but still... not sexy. No body parts should be referred to with any euphemisms, it's so rarely sexy.

[irisbleufic.livejournal.com]

...OMG, what? Blah.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

ikr, ;__; it just completely killed the whole scene (which wasn't that great to begin with but... the final straw)

[pushkin666.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha. Wow. It must be bad to put you off kissing. That is kind of ick though.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

I'm sure I'll get over it eventually... Yeah, it wasn't a great fic anyway, but that one just killed it.

[wliberation.livejournal.com]

Heeeey, at least it wasn't a "slithering" wet muscle. There are always ways to go worse.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Oh god, please stop now *shudder* Yeah, if anyone's tongue slithers it's time to gtfo...

[teithiwr.livejournal.com]

Oh, gross!

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Ugh, ikr. *shudders*