Jared Padalecki picspam

[kat_lair]

Hello there F-list,

I am
    a) procrastinating
    b) waiting for the newest episode of SPN to download
    c) not bothered about coming up with a third excuse, so really let's just be honest about it and admit that...

I am shallow. Therefore I present you with some pretty. I thought you guys could use some eye-candy on a Friday evening. I'll do Jared first (not like that you pervs! ... although...), but don't worry, Jensen will have his very own picspam in a few days.

But for now it's JARED PADALECKI PICSPAM OF HOTASS.

Excessive lewdness and inappropriate comments ahead.  Also, so not dial-up friendly.

So. You know that Jared is pretty, right? But did you know that he is very pretty in pink?
And so, so, so gay. The shirt anyway.




Jared without his bangs is an entire new level of hotness. One of my favourite pics.





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Look, even his toes are cute. And the grin that will melt stones.






Puppy dog eyes. Illegal in most countries and only available on prescription in the rest.
Notice the beauty marks. I want to lick them, and I bet I'm not the only one.





Whitest teeth in Hollywood? The smile is blinding.





I can't honestly decide whether his hair is the most ridiculous or the most adorable thing ever. The eyes, however... *melts in a puddle of over-heated goo*
Incidentally, the slogan on his shirt reads: "Everything is bigger in Texas." Eh-heh. Well. As they say, things tend to be... proportional.





Speaking of big things. Those legs just go on for-fucking-ever. All the better to wrap themselves around... Er, yes. That's my ride over there; The Special Hell Express.




Look, he can't even fit into that trailer.




But let's not forget how well Jared pulls of the scruffy emo-boy look. It's practically an art form.




Here's another one. Ah, bless him. He's looks like he's just gotten up after a night of brooding over his unrequited love for Jensen.... Wait a minute. That's one of those things that didn't really happen, isn't it? Damn.





Whenever I have those vampire!Sam/Jared fantasies/plotbunnies (shuddup, you do it too!) this is what he looks like. Just add some fangs. And unnatural desires. Yeah.





Jared also looks good on a trailer bed. I know, I know, it's hard to believe such a thing but...




Yeah. I wouldn't say no to that. Then again, who would?





This is what I call the "Jared Padalecki Dirty Gay Porn Series". I just want to know who got to rub all that motor oil on him. Because, dude, luckiest person in the world.




What a big belt buckle you have there Jared. Sure does draw the gaze... Subtlety is so overrated.




Tell me this isn't straight up gay porn. Go on, I dare you to argue that.




Yes, Jared. Straddle that tier. It's not suggestive at all.
Also, those jeans sure look... tight.





I shall leave you with this. The picture that spawned thousands (okay, well maybe not that many, but certainly quite a few) Hustler!Sam fics. Jared, in all his emo rent-boy glory. Isn't it dirty in all the right ways?

Disclaimer: All pictures are copyright of their various photographers/publishers. They have however been collected from all over, and mostly I have no idea of their origin. All photos are reproduced for fangirl squee and no money is being made. Yes, I know, it's tragic. 

Comments

[entangled-now.livejournal.com]

Oh god you're spoiling me with your relentless picspam of hotness.

*ice cream for you!*

And your beautifully naughty captions go a long way to...making every picture an exercise in restraint. Thanks to you my mind is painting filthy vampireSam images right now. There is fic right? Tell me there is? Tell me that's not another one I have to put on my list of 'filth to write before I die.'

If you do Jensen as well I may have to build you a very small altar, possibly decorated with Supernatural DVD's, ice cream and scrolls of really, really hot literary porn collected from 'the zen masters of fic' from across the globe.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

It's all a part of my cunning plan to pimp this show until everyone either surrenders and watches or decides to defriend me.

*stuffs face with ice-cream*

Thanks to you my mind is painting filthy vampireSam images right now. There is fic right? Tell me there is? Tell me that's not another one I have to put on my list of 'filth to write before I die.' - yes, there is vamp!Sam fic out there. I also remember reading this stupidly hot fic where vampires were lusting after Sam, causing Dean to, er, mark his territory... If you give me a few days I'll dig out some links for you. However, I would probably die if you decided to write some yourself. *nods* An excellent idea.

If you do Jensen as well - I wish. *leers* But yes, I will do a Jensen picspam tomorrow or Sunday, depending on RL. And I really want that shrine now, especially the scrolls of really, really hot literary porn collected from 'the zen masters of fic' from across the globe. Because that sounds awesome.

Anyway, glad to have shared to pretty. Isn't he too cute for words? And, and, and... so tall (6ft 4in in case you were wondering... fancy having that draped all over you)

[entangled-now.livejournal.com]

I personally am enjoying the pimpage, because it leads to boy porn, and images that are pleasing to the eye.

Also, hurrah! A search for 'vampish fics of sluttish fun!' thank you, I caught your other comment below and will definitely be watching out for that. These are definitely the sort of pictures that tempt fic writing, and also watching episodes...which tempts more fic writing.

As for having Jared draped over me...Mmmmm man cloak, might never leave the house, or possibly might open fashion house catering entirely to the wearing of men.

*starts construction of shrine*

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Dude! Better work fast with that shrine, because I'm going to start on Jensen picspam right now" *is a filthy tease*

[inkblot-fiend.livejournal.com]

*flatlines from the HOT*

(omg the underpants! And the neck! *Flails*)

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

CLEAR! *shocks your heart back to life*

And yes, poor Jared does seem to have trouble keeping his pants from slipping. Not that I'm complaining (omg the little glimpse of his happy-trail in the first pic!). And the neck yes, but his goddamn humongous hands make me think the badwrong thoughts.

Stay tuned for Jensen Ackles. Same kat-time, same kat-channel.

[sugaration.livejournal.com]

I have never seen the second pic before - thus, I am in my happy place. It is a happy place indeed.

Thank you kindly.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

The one where he's pushing his hair off his face? Oh yes, that is a rather... persuasive argument. Argument for what, you're asking. Argument for anything, anywhere, anytime, anyhow.

Glad to have facilitated your happy place.

[claudia-writes.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, Gay Porn! What every gal needs in the evenings >_~

But I gotta say about the white teeth: photoshoped to hell. Totally.

Also any Hustler!Sam fic links? Anyone?

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Gay Porn is what makes the world go around.

Hehe, yes the teeth probably are photoshopped...

I'm going to find entangled_now some vamp!Sam links, so will do your request at the same time... Will do a post sometime next week, keep your eyes peeled. Are you okay with Dean/Sam though? Because that is what I mostly read so...

[claudia-writes.livejournal.com]

Ohhhh! Bring it on! I'm fine with most porn ;D as long as it's well written

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

cool, I'll dig deep into my slash resources and see what comes up. I did a rec resource post a while back which has some good lists so you might have a look at those too if you want some quality reading.