Jared Padalecki picspam
Jan. 26th, 2007 03:28 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kat_lairHello there F-list,
I am
a) procrastinating
b) waiting for the newest episode of SPN to download
c) not bothered about coming up with a third excuse, so really let's just be honest about it and admit that...
I am shallow. Therefore I present you with some pretty. I thought you guys could use some eye-candy on a Friday evening. I'll do Jared first (not like that you pervs! ... although...), but don't worry, Jensen will have his very own picspam in a few days.
But for now it's JARED PADALECKI PICSPAM OF HOTASS.
Excessive lewdness and inappropriate comments ahead. Also, so not dial-up friendly.
So. You know that Jared is pretty, right? But did you know that he is very pretty in pink?
And so, so, so gay. The shirt anyway.
Jared without his bangs is an entire new level of hotness. One of my favourite pics.
This picture needs an arrow and text "lick here"
Look, even his toes are cute. And the grin that will melt stones.
Puppy dog eyes. Illegal in most countries and only available on prescription in the rest.
Notice the beauty marks. I want to lick them, and I bet I'm not the only one.
Whitest teeth in Hollywood? The smile is blinding.
I can't honestly decide whether his hair is the most ridiculous or the most adorable thing ever. The eyes, however... *melts in a puddle of over-heated goo*
Incidentally, the slogan on his shirt reads: "Everything is bigger in Texas." Eh-heh. Well. As they say, things tend to be... proportional.
Speaking of big things. Those legs just go on for-fucking-ever. All the better to wrap themselves around... Er, yes. That's my ride over there; The Special Hell Express.
Look, he can't even fit into that trailer.
But let's not forget how well Jared pulls of the scruffy emo-boy look. It's practically an art form.
Here's another one. Ah, bless him. He's looks like he's just gotten up after a night of brooding over his unrequited love for Jensen.... Wait a minute. That's one of those things that didn't really happen, isn't it? Damn.
Whenever I have those vampire!Sam/Jared fantasies/plotbunnies (shuddup, you do it too!) this is what he looks like. Just add some fangs. And unnatural desires. Yeah.
Jared also looks good on a trailer bed. I know, I know, it's hard to believe such a thing but...
Yeah. I wouldn't say no to that. Then again, who would?
This is what I call the "Jared Padalecki Dirty Gay Porn Series". I just want to know who got to rub all that motor oil on him. Because, dude, luckiest person in the world.
What a big belt buckle you have there Jared. Sure does draw the gaze... Subtlety is so overrated.
Tell me this isn't straight up gay porn. Go on, I dare you to argue that.
Yes, Jared. Straddle that tier. It's not suggestive at all.
Also, those jeans sure look... tight.
I shall leave you with this. The picture that spawned thousands (okay, well maybe not that many, but certainly quite a few) Hustler!Sam fics. Jared, in all his emo rent-boy glory. Isn't it dirty in all the right ways?
Disclaimer: All pictures are copyright of their various photographers/publishers. They have however been collected from all over, and mostly I have no idea of their origin. All photos are reproduced for fangirl squee and no money is being made. Yes, I know, it's tragic.
I am
a) procrastinating
b) waiting for the newest episode of SPN to download
c) not bothered about coming up with a third excuse, so really let's just be honest about it and admit that...
I am shallow. Therefore I present you with some pretty. I thought you guys could use some eye-candy on a Friday evening. I'll do Jared first (not like that you pervs! ... although...), but don't worry, Jensen will have his very own picspam in a few days.
But for now it's JARED PADALECKI PICSPAM OF HOTASS.
Excessive lewdness and inappropriate comments ahead. Also, so not dial-up friendly.
So. You know that Jared is pretty, right? But did you know that he is very pretty in pink?
And so, so, so gay. The shirt anyway.
Jared without his bangs is an entire new level of hotness. One of my favourite pics.
This picture needs an arrow and text "lick here"
Look, even his toes are cute. And the grin that will melt stones.
Puppy dog eyes. Illegal in most countries and only available on prescription in the rest.
Notice the beauty marks. I want to lick them, and I bet I'm not the only one.
Whitest teeth in Hollywood? The smile is blinding.
I can't honestly decide whether his hair is the most ridiculous or the most adorable thing ever. The eyes, however... *melts in a puddle of over-heated goo*
Incidentally, the slogan on his shirt reads: "Everything is bigger in Texas." Eh-heh. Well. As they say, things tend to be... proportional.
Speaking of big things. Those legs just go on for-fucking-ever. All the better to wrap themselves around... Er, yes. That's my ride over there; The Special Hell Express.
Look, he can't even fit into that trailer.
But let's not forget how well Jared pulls of the scruffy emo-boy look. It's practically an art form.
Here's another one. Ah, bless him. He's looks like he's just gotten up after a night of brooding over his unrequited love for Jensen.... Wait a minute. That's one of those things that didn't really happen, isn't it? Damn.
Whenever I have those vampire!Sam/Jared fantasies/plotbunnies (shuddup, you do it too!) this is what he looks like. Just add some fangs. And unnatural desires. Yeah.
Jared also looks good on a trailer bed. I know, I know, it's hard to believe such a thing but...
Yeah. I wouldn't say no to that. Then again, who would?
This is what I call the "Jared Padalecki Dirty Gay Porn Series". I just want to know who got to rub all that motor oil on him. Because, dude, luckiest person in the world.
What a big belt buckle you have there Jared. Sure does draw the gaze... Subtlety is so overrated.
Tell me this isn't straight up gay porn. Go on, I dare you to argue that.
Yes, Jared. Straddle that tier. It's not suggestive at all.
Also, those jeans sure look... tight.
I shall leave you with this. The picture that spawned thousands (okay, well maybe not that many, but certainly quite a few) Hustler!Sam fics. Jared, in all his emo rent-boy glory. Isn't it dirty in all the right ways?
Disclaimer: All pictures are copyright of their various photographers/publishers. They have however been collected from all over, and mostly I have no idea of their origin. All photos are reproduced for fangirl squee and no money is being made. Yes, I know, it's tragic.