letters

Dear students,

Contrary to belief, reading essays that reference my lecture notes (instead, you know, proper sources) will not make me happy. It makes me annoyed. Flattery does not work when it's just laziness.

Your lecturer.

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Dear slave S,

That text was a serious miscalculation. Your only saving grace is that you apologised and didn't argue.

Unamused.

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Dear body,

We do not have time to get sick so knock it off.

Pen-name 'if I ignore the sore throat it will go away'

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Dear everyone,

Lewis Secret Santa has started posting over at lewis_challenge. Enjoy!

Exhausted Mod