letters

[kat_lair]

Dear students,

Contrary to belief, reading essays that reference my lecture notes (instead, you know, proper sources) will not make me happy. It makes me annoyed. Flattery does not work when it's just laziness.

Your lecturer.

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Dear slave S,

That text was a serious miscalculation. Your only saving grace is that you apologised and didn't argue.

Unamused.

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Dear body,

We do not have time to get sick so knock it off.

Pen-name 'if I ignore the sore throat it will go away'

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Dear everyone,

Lewis Secret Santa has started posting over at lewis_challenge. Enjoy!

Exhausted Mod

Comments

[moth2fic.livejournal.com]

Dear if-I-ignore-the-sore-throat-it-will-go-away

I am the only healthy person around these parts. I hope you survive! I also hope your students and slave boys survive. Happy Solstice!

Hopeful of Manchester

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Dear Hopeful of Manchester,

Chocolates appear to be helping with sore throat. Also, this lovely person sent me a gorgeous e-card and an Amazon voucher so how can I remain grumpy with friends like that?

With love,
Smiley of Broadstairs

[moth2fic.livejournal.com]

Dear Smiley of Broadstairs

It is a well known and scientifically proven fact that chocolate cures everything.

There was a moment's hesitation about the voucher while I wondered if it was a bit unimaginative - but then my current determination not to give unnecessary profit to the post office won. Glad it was appreciated!

With love,
Happy of Manchester