Big Post of R(/B)andom

[kat_lair]

• Reasons why my new (is she still “new” when she’s been living here for 2 months?) housemate is awesome: 1) yesterday we played text tag while she was upstairs and I was downstairs. With Rocky Horror quotes. 2) We both know the words to Aqua’s Barbie Girl. Sometimes we sing it. Life is plastic, it’s fantastic, ooh-ooh-ooh -ooh. 3) Tonight we’re celebrating the return of House M.D. (hi Hugh!) and she’s cooking and bringing wine. The reason she gave me was this: “you’ve been down lately and you shouldn’t be down, because you’re usually such a cheery, funky person to be around”. You guys, I lucked out with this one.

• My baby goddaughter has long toes and fingers. I want photos so bad.

• I’ll be observing the LJ content strike tomorrow. I’m cynical enough to think that it won’t do any good, but equally it won’t do me any harm to stay away for 24 hours. See you on Saturday.

• Ugh, I’ve been coughing the last two-three nights and sleeping lousily. As a consequence my voice has gone all phone-sex husky so if anyone wanted to make a booty call, now would be a good time to do it. Get your money’s worth. 

• I have a hat that apparently makes me look like a 16-year-old jailbait!Patrick. Expect my mouth isn’t nearly 
  this obscene:
   
  

Comments

[scruby.livejournal.com]

Your housemate sounds awesome. It's really nice to live with someone who likes the same things as you and get exited over the same thing as you. I'm happy for you you found her. (:

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

She totally is. And she hasn't been too traumatized by anything I've said or done so far (it's not my fault that kinky and slashy things occasionally get said when we watch tv...)

[zeitheist.livejournal.com]

Your new housemate sounds amazing. \o/!

I suppose I'm allowed to recognise most of the bands mentioned in Kerrang? (I refuse to read NME magazine. Apart from that one time when I was on holiday and they didn't have Kerrang and it was either cave and read NME or watch Top Gun with my parents). Also: elle_dritch's concert review is the funniest thing I've read all day-- which, considering all I've done since I woke up was go to the supermarket, probably isn't difficult, but it's still hilarious.

Oh god, you are so deep into bandom.

I am hereby throwing in my vote for a top!Alex meme, if only because, in my head, he's bottom (I'M SORRY ALEX). In other news: that community has just increased my love for the Cobras to 112%!

[pushkin666.livejournal.com]

*Pokes you* You shouldn't be down. That's not good. I shall keep sending random texts *grins*. And your flatmate is definitely of the awesome.

The spanking meme. Oh I am so going to write something for that, but then you already knew that didn't you. Poor Pete ...

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

ahahaha, you are so drunk you can't even see where you're replying to! *points and laughs*

_{still, you're very entertaining when you're drunk.}

[pushkin666.livejournal.com]

*grins*

[pushkin666.livejournal.com]

See when I commented there were no other comments showing, so it's LJ being a spass, which will of course be a change. I thought I was the first, and now I realise I wasn't!

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

She's pretty relaxed, which is what is needed rooming with me.

You're allowed, by virtue of your age alone.

And I am so, so deep in Bandom I can't even see the day light anymore. SEND HALP, P. WENTZ HOLDING ME HOSTAGE AND FORCING ME WRITE PORN.

Ahahaha, Alex is so upset right now! tbh, I can see him going either way. AND THAT'S OKAY TOO, ALEX. NO SHAME IN SWITCHING.

[zeitheist.livejournal.com]

She sounds like a keeper. (I swear, that didn't sound as creepy in my head).

One day, you're going to emerge from the caves of bandom, having written a comprehensive map, and you're going to blink at the sunlight of other fandoms and go: "... you're writing slash about these characters, but they've never snogged or made slashy remarks about each other or eaten chocolate out of each other's bellybuttons? How do you cope". (BANDOM: SPOILING US FOR OTHER FANDOMS, OR JUST FOR LIFE IN GENERAL?).

For some reason, in Alex/Ryland I tend to see Ryland as top. But in Alex/Gabe, I see Alex as top. Also: I've been reading that community, and it amuses me when bandom freaks Ryland out. I'm all "WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW, SLASHFODDER >:D".

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

BANDOM: RUINING ME FOREVER. Proof: I have identified this icon with the following key words: SOMEONE'S GONNA GET ROASTED.

Ahaha, yeah I saw that interview and lolled! Oh Ryland, you should know better. Also, what are the chances that if the comm or I host the Alex Suarez: Brutal Top Meme, the entire CS is gonna show up and get traumatized? TOO HIGH TO RISK IT?

[scizojess.livejournal.com]

I wish I could have been a fly on the wall after Brendon came out as bi. HOW DID RYAN REACT? I MUST KNOW.

Also, hahaha! Damage control!Ryan amuses me.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

I KNOW, RIGHT! DID RYAN THROW A HISSY FIT BECAUSE BRENDON DIDN'T TELL HIM FIRST? DID HE PUNCH HIM? CAN I EVER WRITE ABOUT THIS WITHOUT CAPS?

[scizojess.livejournal.com]

I CAN PICTURE SOME FIERCE SILENT TREATMENT FROM RYAN! JUST GIVING BRENDON THIS TOTAL 'I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T CONSULT ME FIRST!' LOOK. OH RYAN, YOU INSPIRE SO MANY CAPSLOCKS!

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

AHAHA, TODAY I MAY HAVE WRITTEN OVER 1000 WORDS OF FIC ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED AFTERWARDS IN PREPARATION FOR TOMORROW'S SPANKING MEME (hint: there's a clue there somewhere as to what happened)

[scizojess.livejournal.com]

AHAHAAHA, SPANKING. OH RYAN ROSS.

[maladroitoracle.livejournal.com]

Your housemate sounds fantastic! I hope that when I move in May I could have a housemate like that!

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

My housemate is currently getting me drunk on wine. \o/

[sadiane.livejournal.com]

- Housemate House night sounds awesome, even if it will be years before I can manage Rocky Horror again - my wife used to be in the cast, and made me go every weekend. I do have an MP3 of Anthony Stewart Head singing Sweet Transvestite, if you are interested and/or don't have it.

- I applaud your patience. Also, having listened, I'm afraid that people are going to hate it. Two times through, and I'm a fan for life. And I remain iffy on the first album.

- There should be more spanking fic in all fandoms. Most fandoms, at least. My mind still hurts a little from the West Wing Jed/Leo/Josh d/s spanking in the Lincoln bedroom fic from years ago.

- I need to stop listening to podfic (porn) and FINISH your mix. I fail.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

- i would indeed be interested in that mp3 - i've seen the clip and it made me a little flaily. in my underwear.

- i've seen music magazines bill it as "the most divisive album of the year" which actually makes me so pleased. it's better to evoke strong emotions (even if they're negative ones) than to be bland.

- having never been that much into West Wing, can't comment on the threesome.

- ahaha, tbh, i haven't even opened your fic file in weeks. I FAIL MOAR.

[sadiane.livejournal.com]

Sweet Transvestite - ASH . Who was my original Buffyverse crush, and all. British+glasses+tweed = ded!

I remain divided on "Fever" - I like it, but it feels like one really fun 35 minute song. I didn't expect them to be able to pull off something like this, at least not so soon. Warm fuzzy feelings for miles. I actually worry that people will hate it and I will develop strong feelings related to my sudden, unexplicible attachment and lose respect for people who don't like the album. I'm nearly inspiried to spend the entire weekend making a season 3 SPN mix and post it before the album comes out.

West Wing was my big fandom for years. Sam/Josh. Sam/Josh! SAM/JOSH!

At least we know we fail. That's a start. We need some 12 step program or something.