Journal of Mistress Kat

So hey, Adam Lambert and Jake Shears made out. I approve both of Adam's choice of make-out partners and his hand-on-the-throat move and now want to write epic amounts of breathplay fic where Adam holds Kris/Tommy/random twink in place by the throat while he does wicked, wicked things to him. Um.

In other news, Matt Smith causes spontaneous pregnancy across the globe. I think the expression 'I ovulated so hard, the neighbour's dog went blind' just about covers it.

Not to be overdone, David Tennant and Benedict Cumberbatch rubbed their hips together for the fans' enjoyment. It looks like a bony sandwich that I'd be more than happy to cushion by being the filling. What? Like you weren't thinking the same thing!

Maybe this will interest some of you. Glee season 2 photoshoot vid.

Did you see this awesome picspam of Bandom boys and body hair. While you're at it, check desfinado's other picspams, they're all hilarious.

There's also a multi-fandom recommendation meme going on that you may want to participate in. I would but I'm honestly too lazy and disorganised to actually have links for the fics I liked. Usually I just save best stuff on to my laptop.

I'll give you guys some recs though. This is just what I've been enjoying over the last week or so.  You already knew I was a fandom slut so expect variety. Maybe I'll just link to this at the meme... hmm...


Fics:

Thief, Transformers, Sam/Bumblebee.  Look, I know but hear me out. I... saw the movie for the first time the other night. And then, well, I kind of just wanted fic about the two hot marines in it and I went surfing for some recs, and while I didn't find fic about the marines, I found a whole lot of things like robot/robot non-con sex and I had to see how it was done ('beg me and I will make you overload!') It was like a car crash (um, occasionally quite literally) and I could not not click. And it was kind of hilarious and traumatizing and proved to me that robots really aren't my kink. But anyway, this is not that fic. And even though the pairing is human/robot, it's not explicit and you can totally choose to read it as friendship like I did. But this is a short, sad and very evocative piece that you can read it five minutes and it's a five minutes you should spend.

Have to Drive, NCIS, Tim/Tony. Still reading this one, but it's hitting my h/c kink hard and giving me slow relationship development. Mind the warnings.

Unless it's lies or it's love, AI, Adam/Kris. Uncomplicated happy making kid fic.

Crossed, Sherlock, John/Sherlock. Cropping. Do I need to say more? Okay, cropping with switching. Why the fuck are you still here?

Hey, did you know that The Professionals Big Bang is currently posting at ci5_boxoftricks? Well, now you do. So go thee and roll around in new long Pros fic. I've only read two so far and the other one isn't posted yet so can't rec it now. But start with Run Through the Jungle, Bodie/Doyle. Engaging and thoroughly research case file, great original characters.

Cloud Nine, Stargate Atlantis, McKay/Sheppard. They work at the Weather Station. Hugely entertaining AU.

Be Yourself and Five Other Clichés, Glee, Kurt/Mike a.k.a. 'the other Asian'. Unexpectedly, this works and it works really well.

MODE: Final Issue, Ugly Betty, Betty/Daniel, various other pairings. Spoilery for the last season. I know, het right. Still, this is kind of my id pairing in a way and I totally ship it. Long, gives happy but not uncomplicated endings.


Vids:

Vroom, Multi. Hot women in hot cars and other things that go fast. Exhilarating and awesome.

Tightrope, Adam Lambert. He's had a quite a journey and it's only beginning. Amazing, spot on song and editing.

Blaze of Glory, Supernatural. This is the reason the word 'epic' was invented. Winchesters and Bon Jovi. Fuck yeah!

Pumpkin Soup, Sherlock. Adorable, delightful, made me happy in the heart region.

Tik Tok, Life on Mars. Made me actually almost like that fucking song. The vid is hard-hitting yet humorous, and made me yearn for the show again.

Handlebars, Merlin. Yeah, so everyone's seen the Doctor Who vid to this song, right? (If you haven't you better hit me up for a link because there is something missing in your life and you don't even know it). But here it's done for Merlin. And by god it's chilling. Can't wait for the new season though I doubt it'll manage to live up to this vid.


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Theeeeeeeeeere you go. Don't say I never give you anything.

This is for old_blueeyes, complete with the most overused title ever. What can I say, I enjoyed writing drunken!Arthur very much *g*


In Vino Veritas – Merlin (BBC) – Arthur/Merlin – PG – 808 words
Prompt: Wine

( "I have duties. Important, Crown Princely duties." )

Oh look at that, I’m catching up with the fic prompts again!


This one is for margaret_r. Title from The Anthem by Leonard Cohen.

that’s how the light gets in – Merlin (BBC) – Arthur/Merlin – PG-13 – 300 words
Prompt: "It could have..."

Now also available in Russian! Translation by martian_raccoon available here (scroll down the page)


(  Camelot is burning. )

Lately my posts have been skewed toward RL ramblings. But I am still watching TV and squeeing about various series, just haven't had time to write about them. Brief overview of what I currently follow and would consider myself to be fannish about.


( Supernatural )


( Glee )


( Flashforward )


( True Blood )


( Psych )


( Gossip Girl )


( Merlin )


( Stargate Atlantis )


In addition I'm also watching sitcoms such as Scrubs, How I Met Your Mother, My Name Is Earl, and The Big Bang Theory. I will probably also check out Eastwick and Leverage soon as well. So all of these are something you can squee to me about, and since I have canon knowledge, you can consider them included in my list of "will write" when I ask for prompts etc. :D

Right, enough of this procrastination. I need to have a bath, buy groceries and make fish soup.

So hey, acetamide  turned 18 recently, finally ensuring that all of my flist is legal and that I can now stop looking over my shoulder for the moral police. In celebration of this I decided to write drabbles centred around some kinks... Logical? I THINK SO!




Anchor – Merlin – Arthur/Merlin – R
Kink: marking/scarification

( Anchor )




Exhale – Merlin – Arthur/Merlin – R
Kink: breathplay

( Exhale )




 
Golden – Merlin – Arthur/Merlin – R
Kinks: enforced silence, gagging, exhibitionism

( Golden )

So there’s this cool chica on my flist, krazykipper . Kip had a birthday long ago, which I forgot about. Then I remembered about it and promised her a drabble. Then I forgot about that. So then I said ‘hey I write you 3 drabbles!’ Which I did. Two weeks later. So, uh, TADAA?

Pairings/characters as requested, Kip's prompts under the cut tags.


Corona – Gen (or Gwen/Morgana, depends on your goggles) – PG
( Corona )





Standpoint – Arthur/Merlin – PG
( Standpoint )




Imparity – Gen – PG
( Imparity )

moth2fic  wants to put me up for sainthood but really, she should maybe reconsider this. Today there was a knock on the door. I opened it, hungover, still wearing teddy bear pyjamas despite it being 2pm, and sporting epic sex hair (sadly without the preceding sex). There were two very smiley ladies who wanted to “show me a little verse from the Bible”. I told them that I was too busy writing gay porn and once their smiles fell (and boy did they), I slammed the door on their faces.

Sainthood = unlikely.


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( Here’s that photo-mosaic meme everyone’s doing. )


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Also: OMFG, I give in! I’ve been stubbornly resisting the lure of Merling fanfic (despite watching the show religiously, seriously, so much slash in one place my heart can’t really take it), but ugh, can’t anymore. *twitches* So fine, whatever, c’mon f-list, rec me some Merlin fic, slash, femmeslash, gen (even het if it’s well done), I don’t care…