I made baby Jesus cry.

[kat_lair]

moth2fic  wants to put me up for sainthood but really, she should maybe reconsider this. Today there was a knock on the door. I opened it, hungover, still wearing teddy bear pyjamas despite it being 2pm, and sporting epic sex hair (sadly without the preceding sex). There were two very smiley ladies who wanted to “show me a little verse from the Bible”. I told them that I was too busy writing gay porn and once their smiles fell (and boy did they), I slammed the door on their faces.

Sainthood = unlikely.


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Here’s that photo-mosaic meme everyone’s doing.

The Rules:
1. Answer each of the questions below using Flickr Search
2. Choose a photo from the first three pages.
3. Copy the URL of your favorite photo into this site: http://bighugelabs.com/flickr/mosaic.php
4. Then share with the world.



1. First Name
2. Favorite Food
3. Hometown
4. Favorite Color
5. Celebrity Crush
6. Favorite Drink
7. Dream Vacation
8. Favorite Dessert
9. What I Want To Be When I Grow Up
10. What I Love Most In The World
11. One Word That Describes Me
12. My LiveJournal Name


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Also: OMFG, I give in! I’ve been stubbornly resisting the lure of Merling fanfic (despite watching the show religiously, seriously, so much slash in one place my heart can’t really take it), but ugh, can’t anymore. *twitches* So fine, whatever, c’mon f-list, rec me some Merlin fic, slash, femmeslash, gen (even het if it’s well done), I don’t care…