I made baby Jesus cry.

[kat_lair]

moth2fic  wants to put me up for sainthood but really, she should maybe reconsider this. Today there was a knock on the door. I opened it, hungover, still wearing teddy bear pyjamas despite it being 2pm, and sporting epic sex hair (sadly without the preceding sex). There were two very smiley ladies who wanted to “show me a little verse from the Bible”. I told them that I was too busy writing gay porn and once their smiles fell (and boy did they), I slammed the door on their faces.

Sainthood = unlikely.


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Here’s that photo-mosaic meme everyone’s doing.

The Rules:
1. Answer each of the questions below using Flickr Search
2. Choose a photo from the first three pages.
3. Copy the URL of your favorite photo into this site: http://bighugelabs.com/flickr/mosaic.php
4. Then share with the world.



1. First Name
2. Favorite Food
3. Hometown
4. Favorite Color
5. Celebrity Crush
6. Favorite Drink
7. Dream Vacation
8. Favorite Dessert
9. What I Want To Be When I Grow Up
10. What I Love Most In The World
11. One Word That Describes Me
12. My LiveJournal Name


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Also: OMFG, I give in! I’ve been stubbornly resisting the lure of Merling fanfic (despite watching the show religiously, seriously, so much slash in one place my heart can’t really take it), but ugh, can’t anymore. *twitches* So fine, whatever, c’mon f-list, rec me some Merlin fic, slash, femmeslash, gen (even het if it’s well done), I don’t care…

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[iniq.livejournal.com]

http://delicious.com/ifyouweremine

ifyouweremine is in my delicious network and all I've been seeing from them lately is Merlin recs. XD I don't read them, but I bet it'll be useful to you.


Also:
gay porn > sainthood

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

oooh \o/ thank you! I shall be perusing your network (is it me or does that sound a little kinky?).

I see your point about gay porn being better than sainthood. For one, there's a less chance of being flayed alive or otherwise horribly killed.

[snuffkin.livejournal.com]

hahah omg het merlin fic ? These things don't exist lol

Today we are victors (The first thing Arthur Pendragon ever learned was that he could have almost anything he wanted. The history of Arthur's need.)

aaaand

Friends? (Arthur has been pondering the mystery that is Merlin and starts to ask questions for which Merlin is not prepared, which lead to interesting things.)


You could be the saint of Gayporn :D ♥

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Well yes, I suspect the het was in short supply. Which leads me to wonder if it comes with a delay like it did for Robin Hood. To start with it was all slash all the time and now it's like Hetville.

And thank you for the recs hun!

Saint of Gayporn has a nice ring to it. I now want icons. And t-shirts. Possibly business cards.

[zeitheist.livejournal.com]

I've totally been reccing this one around lately: August by rageprufrock. It's the perfect mix of angst, schmoop, porn and humour, with some excellent characterisation. Merlin/Arthur, by the way.

Also, one day, I will have finished that Arthur/Merlin/Lancelot fic that I'm writing. One day.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Oooooh thank you for the rec.

And one day, I will read that Arthur/Merlin/Lancelot fic and rejoice. One day.

[slashxmistress.livejournal.com]

Ahaha- that qualifies you for sainthood in my book!!
You have made a strike against the insidious evil that is bible-bearing little old ladies!

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

*polishes halo* Why thank you, if any celestial beings come asking questions, I'm totally relying on you putting in a good word.

[pushkin666.livejournal.com]

Was sainthood ever going to be likely? :)

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

...you mean it wasn't??? *lip wobble*

[pushkin666.livejournal.com]

Oh poor delusional one. I'm sorry but Sainthood was going to happen. *pats head and backs off swiftly* :D

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

*pouts*

[pushkin666.livejournal.com]

And pouting is very pretty but prettiness is not I'm afraid an attribute for sainthood.

I have to be honest when you texted me about the visitors to your house and your response I fell off the sofa laughing.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

What is prettiness an attribute of then?

Well, as long as you didn't bruise yourself too badly..

[sadiane.livejournal.com]

You shall be a saint in whatever gay porn writing, Sam Winchester worshiping, special hell religion that shall soon arise. St. Kat, our lady of scaring off the obnoxious door-to-door sales-people of the old god.

I'm nearly caught up with Merlin, and therefor shall poach everyone else's recs. Because I need a new fandom right now. Oh, yes, I do. But the show is surprisingly good, and really sweet, and even the Dragon totally ships it!

Also, I missed Giles, and am happy to find his voice is still needlessly hot, even when surrounded by other UK accents.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Mmmm... this sounds good. Will there be slave boys and gifts and worshipping involved? Because I would be down with that. Pun... yeah, totally intended.

You can't not like Merlin. All that pretty in one place and magic being a one thinly disguised metaphor for Epic Gay Love.

Anthony (Stewart) Head... Mmmm... HAve I told you that I actually have his autograph and photo taken with him?

[sadiane.livejournal.com]

There are always slave boys! Pretty, eye-liner wearing, bisexual slave boys, to cater to every whim....(what were we talking about...)

It's all about the epic gay love. And Freudian sword metaphors. Merlin's sword, only for Arthur. And they spend a large amount of time with lingering shots of one or the other in bed, or near bed together.

Mmmm...Anthony Head. You had not told me this before. Giles was my original Buffy crush, before Spike showed up and became walking, talking pornography - tweed and tea and that voice , especially when he goes all Ripper, and just guh...

[sateenmusta.livejournal.com]

ahahahaha religious people always go pretty silent when you mention slash to them :') you're amazing XD

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

*courtsies* And just think of the stuff that I didn't mention... all of of which I'm sure they would've condemned me to hell for.

[elle-dritch.livejournal.com]

Cross-dressing Feast of Fools fic FTW!

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

oooh I like the premise, thank you!

[bluesbell.livejournal.com]

I'm in the process of going through this Arthur/Merlin rec list.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Oh awesome. I knew someone had already trawled through the crap and pulled out the pearls. Thank you!

[yan-tan-tether.livejournal.com]

Hee, that's fabulous! *adds to strategies for dealing with unwelcome callers*

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Thank you, thank you! I felt a little bad about it but dammit i don't have time or energy for a polite philosophical discussion about why mine and their world views differ drastically.

[revelininsanity.livejournal.com]

*applauds* I think Sainthood is HIGHLY likely.

Hey, we should finish that fic we were doing, like, last july or whatever, in your comments page. If you ever have the time(I know you're pressed, so no pressure), email me at revelingininsanity at yahoo dot ca.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

*takes a bow*

And yes, we totally should. I have it all saved on a word doc. though I think it might be my turn to write the next segment... I shall look into that and email you over the next few days. If I don't feel freet to poke me with a stick (email: kat_lair at hotmail dot com)

[anime-fangirl-3.livejournal.com]

and sporting epic sex hair (sadly without the preceding sex).

I LOLed so very very much at that line.
... Still am as i re-read it.


I told them that I was too busy writing gay porn and once their smiles fell (and boy did they), I slammed the door on their faces.
You ABSOLUTE legend you! XD
I bet that would have been a classic to actually watch.


If you're still looking for Merlin fic, in an hour or so i plan to make an entry of my Top Five (or ten, not decided) Merlin/Arthur fics?

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

:D My epic sex hair scares away all major religions.

*snigger* I felt a little bad about it afterwards (but only a little). I'm pretty sure we've now been blacklisted...

And yeah, I shall be checking out your list once it's up. That'll be brilliant.

[anime-fangirl-3.livejournal.com]

Here is the completed Rec list, apologises for taking so long to write it! =/

http://anime-fangirl-3.livejournal.com/149994.html