Picspam! I wants it! Gimme!

[kat_lair]

Listen you guys! I'm going to be working ridiculously long hours at some uni exhibitions tomorrow and Thursday so I need to have something to look forward to when I come home.

This is where you come in. Please to be spamming me with pictures of sexy people! I want photos of awesomely hot boys and girls, alone or together or in groups, I don't care.

ssstevie did something similar the other day, and these are the people I showed her. So, just to get started...

Okay, so here's Jensen.




And here's Jared.




They were pretty, sure. But let's venture a bit further.

My one current girl-crush: Ashley Jensen




Vintage sexy: Hugh Laurie... God, the man is 20 years my senior, but would I kick him out of the bed? Hell no!




The talented and guh-worthy John Simm, here as Sam Tyler in Life on Mars





Gabe Saporta. I can't decide whether he's creepy or sexy. I'll go with the latter in this picture.





And the guy whose bones I would most want to jump right now: Jon Walker, ladies and gentlemen. He's on the top of my Christmas list.




Sweaty or not sweaty, I can work with either, okay?




And the sugar at the bottom of the coffee mug! Gabriel Tigerman, aka Andy from SPN. God, how badly do I want to take him home and molest him feed him cookies? SO, SO BAD, OKAY?

Now you! The pretty, show me it!

Comments

[frikatilhi.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I have to do the obvious:


gif by phemie

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Well sometimes subtlety is overrated... *is hypnotized*

How'd you feel about some debauchery?

[divalucia.livejournal.com]

It's wee Charlie Hunnam!




Antonio Banderas, as sickeningly gorgeous as ever.




All I know is that they're called Kyle and Joseph, apparently. Who knew armpit!porn could look so gorgeous? (Oh, and there's plenty more where that came from.)




Because Jared is one beautiful goof.

Re: How'd you feel about some debauchery?

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

What kind of question is that?? Honestly, you should know by now that I'm ALWAYS UP FOR SOME DEBAUCHERY!

omg, Charlie! He's touching himself in his special place! fkdjjaslkgjkdf

I like the look on Kyle/Joseph's face, his eyes all lowered and knowingly coy...

Thank you for the hotness!

[inkblot-fiend.livejournal.com]

Firstly, Konstantin Khabensky. Because I love typing his name and nobody can pull off green silk quite like he can.



Just to further bring the pretty, here he is in a compromising position with Marina Poroshina. And in case you can't tell from this picture, they're actually wearing MATCHING JUMPERS. With SNOWFLAKES on the front. Work those layers...



And now for some Derren Brown. You cannot fight the power of the goattee. Also, black and white = artsy and hot.



OK Go. Because this picture is awesome and features borderline inappropriate ear!fondling and arm!groping.



I'm not entirely sure this actually qualifies as "hot" but... it's Christopher Eccelston. In braces. I can't justify it.



And finally (because I will probably never be able to spam anyone without including him) Sam Troughton and his Look of Fear. Notice the glasses and cleanshavenness. Also, he's working the layers almost as well as Konstantin. MYSTERY FTW! :D



(*crosses fingers and prays html works*)

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Is... Is that some sort of spiky leather collar thing on Konstantin's neck, because... Um. Yeah.

OMG Sam Troughton! You are made of whee! *molests*

[ginnystar.livejournal.com]

I... omg. This is FUN meme.

So, my current crushing happens to be a Mr Daniel Wu.



(ALWAYS DRESS LIKETHIS)



in Drink, Drank, Drunk where he was cute and funny and... eh, drunk.

A Mr Gong Yoo. <3



HI ARMS.

An all time fave: Ewan McGregor!



moar maybe later. :D

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Daniel is indeed very, very pretty. Lickable even.

It's morally wrong that Ewan makes smoking look that hot.

[fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com]

OHEMGEE. You should not have done this. Here, have some pretty.

First of all. I concur with Jon Walker. I want to have so much sex with that kid. This is my favorite picture of him.


nnnnnngggggg.... sweaty Jon FTW!

Oh fuck it. Give me all the Panic! Boys.


Brendon and Ryan are so hot for each other it's ridiculous.

But, I especially want Jon and this one.


SPENCERRRRRR! Why are you so effing hot? Why? He's like 10 years younger than me, but he's seduced me with his eyes and his hips and his effing smile. Bandom boys are EVIL.

Okay! Now for some other hot people.


Oh Nathan Fillion. Whether you are playing a smart ass space ship pilot or a creepy priest, I want to do bad, bad things to you.


I can't decide if I want to be her, or make out with her, but either way, I think Kristen Bell makes me a little bit gay.


Justin Timberlake. I don't know about anyone else, but I WANT IT.


My ultimate girl crush. I think she is so, so beautiful. And she got to see Jensen shirtless in the flesh. Lucky bitch.


There's a reason why Sam and Dean are hot. Papa Winchester! \o/!


I don't even know. *bites fist* Jesus Christ Jason Behr. DON'T EVER STOP IT!


How about Justin's girlfriend? Boy has good taste.


My very first TV boyfriend. Gale Harold ILY!


I take it back. HE is my very first TV boyfriend. Jesus, DAVID.


My roommate and I do this thing, where we always have one female we would make out with given the opportunity and right now, it's Jessica Alba for me, but in the beginning, there was Charlize Theron. Pretty!

Then, there's this show with these guys... and yeah. Whatever. They're okay looking I guess. :P

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

I don't even know! Your picspam has killed me with the hotness!. For Christmas I want Jon Walker wrapped up in all the Panic boys. Preferably naked.

Justin makes me lol now all the time, because of all the Gabe/Justin porn popping up all over the place...

That picture of Jason Behr. I may have swallowed my tongue. That's just... Jesus fuck, that's hot. It's like, THIS IS MY BUTTON, THANKS FOR PUSHING. nnnnggghhh.

[saffronra.livejournal.com]

I am so there with you on th whole Jon thing. I would spam you with the 80 kabillion photos of him I've saved in the past three days, but I have none of them uploaded. But forevernever.net is a good source of baby!JWalk in the photojournals section. He's also naked a lot in the ones that were taken on the TAI tour.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

I sort of work with someone who looks a lot like JWalk. So much so that every time I see him I want to touch him inappropriately squish his little face.

But! Thanks for the link! Promises of naked!Jon have made me click over there double-time...

[sadiane.livejournal.com]

Well, you asked :)

The two my two favorite Heroes eyecandy boys:

Milo Ventimiglia:
With a shirt:


Or without:


And then there's this one. I don't know why, but my reaction is "must molest, molest now please".


There is also Sendhil Ramamurthy:





And since girls are okay too (as I am more inclined)

Storm Large! Of Storm Large and the Ball (and Rockstar Supernova)




Amber Benson:


But also,

Guh...

[fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com]

HOLY JESUS. Amber is effing hot in that last picture.

[snarkyrainbow.livejournal.com]

Jensen Christ, Amber is so hot. She should always wear corsets.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

So much pretty, thank you!

Special mention has to go to Amber Benson though. I always thought she was cute and sweet but holy fuck, when did she get so smoking sexy?

[snarkyrainbow.livejournal.com]

OKAY!
So I could be doing this all day, you know?

There's these dudes. Jared's crotch says hi:


Elena Anaya. I have a thing for accents.


Chris Jericho. rowr.


Ryan Reynolds, please to never be wearing a shirt ever. kthnx.


Rihanna. God look at her legs. Did I mentions accents?


Bradley Cooper. Oh he's so pretty.


Parker Posey. Her voice is so yummy.


oh and these two guys? Yeah, may be hot. I dunno.




To make up for the scratchy nose!Jensen earlier:


And I can't outpost Jared:

[sadiane.livejournal.com]

I have no idea why, but I am absurdly enamored with the little wrinkles around Jensen's eyes. Something about that smile of his, and how he grins without bothering to worry about it scrunching up his face. Especially when Jared is nearby.

But then, I could start at his toes and spend hours describing my way up with areas of Jensen with which I am absurdly enamored ;)

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

HI JARED'S CROTCH! You know how some pictures seem to follow you with their eyes no matter where you turn? It's like that, only this time it's Jared's dick groin area! I cannot escape it! _{but why would I want to?}

Thank you for the spammage! This is exactly what I needed after today!

[entangled-now.livejournal.com]

So, yes, have some randomly selected pretty!

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Whee! John Simm! His smile! *dies*

But, but, this may embarrass the shit out of me, but I have to confess not recognising the guy with soulful eyes and a scruffy goatee?

[moth2fic.livejournal.com]

Points:

http://exclusif.tv/2007/09/dieux-du-stade-2008.html

They are real French rugby players and I am so in love with the entire team. If the 2008 calendar whets your appetite, explore the previous years, too.

P.S. I might be little bit in love with the photographer, too, for making them look like that!

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

I had no idea Rugby was so... Um. Bondage-like. I mean, homoerotic sure, but the bondage? A pleasant surprise that...

[scruby.livejournal.com]

All I've to say is, yum, yum, yum! I'll try to upload some delicious pics later. (:

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

HOW IS MY F-LIST SO AWESOME? All this eyecandy waiting for me... Yes, pls share your pretty pictures with the class..

[lolabobs.livejournal.com]

I think I may be the only person on teh internets who doesn't burn for Jared and Jensen.. have some different pretty instead!

James Marsters:


Knoxville


Jason Isaacs - whose voice is almsot as hot as his bod and face and eyes and..



Alyson Hannigan

(and Amber)

My Boy Starsky/Paul Michael Glaser



Vic Reeves


Ewan:

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

This is an equal opportunity picspam! All manner of sexy hotness is welcome! And ah, Spiiiike! He was arguably the best thing in the entire Jossverse. I know people are all conflicted about him being on Torchwood, but I can't help but wait for it with wet panties baited breath.

Oh, and I love that picture of Alyson and Amber always fills me with squee!

[neppu.livejournal.com]

Random models, Asian beauty and people whose babies I want.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

\o/ Prettiness! Thank you! Lots of ridiculously attractive people here.

Oh, Robson Green. I watched some of the "Wire in the Blood" but was generally too preoccupied with banging my head to the wall to really enjoy it. Dangers of too much education.

[zeitheist.livejournal.com]

HOT DAMN, I AM GOING TO PLAY.



Otherwise known as: MY FAVOURITE BANDOM PICTURE EVER.



Otherwise known as: two very compelling reasons why MCR are amazing.











HOW IS HE SO CUTE KAT, I CAN'T EVEN STAND IT.





(^ Milo Ventimiglia, back when he was a baby. TUMMY, KAT. TUMMY.)



(^ Rachel Weisz)



(^ Thomas Dekker, who is young. But also delicious).



OKAY I LIED THIS IS MY FAVOURITE BANDOM PICTURE EVER. OH PETE.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

This picspam would not be the same without you. NOTHING WOULD! ILU!

How is Patrick so fucking tiny and adorable? I DON'T EVEN KNOW!

JWalk? HOW IS HE SO CUTE KAT, I CAN'T EVEN STAND IT. - I WANT TO SQUISH HIS FACE _{possibly between my thighs. um.}

Also, have you managed to see the Pete Wentz sex scene of amazing cringe-worthiness on Goodnight Moon? I was like "Ack! omg, Pete, whyyyyyyy?"