Picspam! I wants it! Gimme!

[kat_lair]

Listen you guys! I'm going to be working ridiculously long hours at some uni exhibitions tomorrow and Thursday so I need to have something to look forward to when I come home.

This is where you come in. Please to be spamming me with pictures of sexy people! I want photos of awesomely hot boys and girls, alone or together or in groups, I don't care.

ssstevie did something similar the other day, and these are the people I showed her. So, just to get started...

Okay, so here's Jensen.




And here's Jared.




They were pretty, sure. But let's venture a bit further.

My one current girl-crush: Ashley Jensen




Vintage sexy: Hugh Laurie... God, the man is 20 years my senior, but would I kick him out of the bed? Hell no!




The talented and guh-worthy John Simm, here as Sam Tyler in Life on Mars





Gabe Saporta. I can't decide whether he's creepy or sexy. I'll go with the latter in this picture.





And the guy whose bones I would most want to jump right now: Jon Walker, ladies and gentlemen. He's on the top of my Christmas list.




Sweaty or not sweaty, I can work with either, okay?




And the sugar at the bottom of the coffee mug! Gabriel Tigerman, aka Andy from SPN. God, how badly do I want to take him home and molest him feed him cookies? SO, SO BAD, OKAY?

Now you! The pretty, show me it!

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[inkblot-fiend.livejournal.com]

Firstly, Konstantin Khabensky. Because I love typing his name and nobody can pull off green silk quite like he can.



Just to further bring the pretty, here he is in a compromising position with Marina Poroshina. And in case you can't tell from this picture, they're actually wearing MATCHING JUMPERS. With SNOWFLAKES on the front. Work those layers...



And now for some Derren Brown. You cannot fight the power of the goattee. Also, black and white = artsy and hot.



OK Go. Because this picture is awesome and features borderline inappropriate ear!fondling and arm!groping.



I'm not entirely sure this actually qualifies as "hot" but... it's Christopher Eccelston. In braces. I can't justify it.



And finally (because I will probably never be able to spam anyone without including him) Sam Troughton and his Look of Fear. Notice the glasses and cleanshavenness. Also, he's working the layers almost as well as Konstantin. MYSTERY FTW! :D



(*crosses fingers and prays html works*)

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Is... Is that some sort of spiky leather collar thing on Konstantin's neck, because... Um. Yeah.

OMG Sam Troughton! You are made of whee! *molests*

[inkblot-fiend.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes it is :D. THAT is why I love Night Watch/Day Watch. It's full of randomly fetishy moments. And blood. And quite hot Russians in sunglasses.

I love Sam Troughton. He is wee and ginger and really quite hairy but OH SO GORGEOUS. Especially when he's evil and/or heartbroken. And even when he wears pink nail varnish :P

If he had ever posed for more smouldering pictures (like... shirtless or in a pool or something), I would spam you with them. But I love his glasses. And the way he has clearly realised that he is way too minor a character to survive the next ten minutes.

*goes to drool over other pictures*

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

\o/ Perhaps I should check out this movie??

I want someone to do an obscenely sexy photoshoot with Sam Troughton. Wet and shirtless sounds good. Possibly also with leather collars. I DON'T KNOW, IT'S JUST AN IDEA, OKAY?

[inkblot-fiend.livejournal.com]

YES. A thousand times yes. But also read the books, because then the film makes more sense. And Anton (Konstantin) eats cake with his vampire neighbour Kostya and it's cute beyond all belief. Also Kostya spends much of the third book turning up naked on Anton's balcony.

I LOVE YOUR IDEA! Though I would be willing to settle for smart-casual wear. Or ... sacking.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Naked vampires? I... feel inclined to seek this out.

Never has smart-casual wear sounded so appealing. A bow tie would cover it, wouldn't it. I mean, just the bow tie.