House M.D. Drabble: Spoon

[kat_lair]

I promised entangled_now some drabbles for her birthday. Because I’m anal, I’m going to put them all in separate posts spread throughout the day. Sorry for spamming your F-lists, people.

Happy belated birthday Corona-darling! Your presents may be a day late, but at least you’re getting what you asked for…

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Title: Spoon
Author: Mistress Kat / kat_lair
Fandom: House M.D.
Pairing/Category: House/Wilson, Drabble
Rating: PG
Word count: 100
Disclaimer: Not mine, only playing.
Summary: Some utensils are sexier than others.

Author notes: Birthday present for entangled_now. Many thanks to wliberation for beta-duty.

Spoon

The spoon tastes like vanilla and cold metal, clinking against his teeth softly. Wilson pushes his tongue into the waiting dent, drags it around the slick curve, the edges round and perfect against his lips.

There’s a prize melting in his mouth, creamy and sweet. He wants to hold it there forever, to feel it slowly filling him up, but the need to swallow is too strong.

It’s an icy rush, going down smooth and sure. “So good,” Wilson sighs.

The spoon rests empty. Spent.

“Here,” House says, pushing his ice-cream bowl across the table. “You can have mine too.”

Fin.

Comments

[entangled-now.livejournal.com]

Oh that was perfect! Thank you so much! Wilson is clearly a filthy tease when he's being spoiled with ice cream, and I utterly love House's totally selfish generosity at the end.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I'm really pleased you liked. The drabble sure turned filthier than first expected... You're righ: spoons are inherently porny...

[entangled-now.livejournal.com]

It's true, spoons are filth, there should be more spoon!porn in the world.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Why isn't there more spoon!porn in the world? There really, really should be. Also, probably some really intense fic where spoon breaks up fork and knife because it's a total hussy and doesn're give a fuck about tradition and properl dining decorum.

[wihluta.livejournal.com]

OMG - now I have to go home and write that fic... you're evil!! *gg*

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

anthropomorfic for the WIN!

[thebirdmachine.livejournal.com]

Agreed! Selfish generosity - what a great way to put it, haha.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Hee! In dictionary where it says "Selfish generosity" there's a picture of House and bowl of ice-cream...

[pushkin666.livejournal.com]

And I just can't imagine what House is thinking when he passes his to Wilson to eat *g* That my dear is quite quite dirty without seeming to be.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

That my dear is quite quite dirty without seeming to be. - I sure wouldn't know what you're implying there. Wilson is just enjoying his ice-cream. Thoroughly. *radiates innocense*

[pushkin666.livejournal.com]

I believe you and I'm sure I just saw a large pink animal fly past the window. *blinks* And Wilson, well he was just making sure he licked up every bit wasn't he?

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

yes. every single drop. Wilson likes thing to be clean.

[pushkin666.livejournal.com]

I'm sure he does *grins*

[onceforluck.livejournal.com]

teehee. love it. XD

It's as dirty as you want it to be...

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

It's as dirty as you want it to be... - see above, spoons are inherently porny...

[pikapika217.livejournal.com]

I want this to be acted out and photographed

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Or filmed. In slo-mo. To cheesy porn-movie music. *drools*

[pikapika217.livejournal.com]

no music, just sexing.

[theyreforrachel.livejournal.com]

oh, yes! Hah, I love this.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Hee yes indeed! Thank you!

[psyko-kittie.livejournal.com]

Fabulous drabble.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Thank you very much!

[bloodrebel333.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Oh, House. Like entangled_now said, his totally selfish generosity is brilliant.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Well, I would donate my ice-cream too to watch Wilson lick it in such orgasmic fashion...

[style-30.livejournal.com]

hahaha That was wonderful. I love House. :)

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Thank you! And don't we all?

[no-eden.livejournal.com]

Guh. ♥

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

*offers cooling ice-cream*

[triedunture.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, food sex. House loves to eat so much; why isn't there more food!sex?

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

I agree, there should be more food!sex in this fandom... Possibly something kinky with blue jelly.

[petrichor-fizz.livejournal.com]

I love the last line. Brilliant.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Hee! Thank you very much, glad you liked it!

[wihluta.livejournal.com]

*pushes her bowl of icecream towards House so he can give it to Wilson too*
I don't care if he gets all pudgy again. I want more food!porn!!!!!!!!! *gg*

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

yay for food!porn! I bet House's freezer is full of high quality ice-cream just for these kinds of situations...

[wihluta.livejournal.com]

definitely! *gg*