Supernatural 3.01 The Magnificent Seven

[kat_lair]

Episode reaction, really not a coherent review.

The Boys Are Back In Town!

I am rocking the opening sequence omg, SamandDean, I missed you so *squishes them*

Ahahaa, there are gremlins in the rubbish bins??

No, wait, it’s an evil demon!storm. Continuation FTW! 

I am seriously digging the new blue tinted opening kawoosh

Sam’s reading Faustus? That’s… kinda awesome. 

DEAN IN A WIFEBEATER!!

Also, he’s doing that girl in front of the window so Sam will catch the show? Um. Hot, y/y? 

Bobby! Bobby is pure awesome.

Ahahaa, Dean likes to tap some ass to the rhythm of “You ain’t seen nothing yet” 

And Sam totally got an eyeful there – hee! “It’s a part of you I never wanted to see, Dean.” – *coughLIARcough*

Oh writers… that whole “let’s have the characters summarise last season” doesn’t really lend itself to smooth dialogue. 

“Careful what you wish for.” – Nice nod to WIAWSNB

Candygram! I find it slightly hot how everyone just casually reaches for their guns. Especially Sam just before they burst through the door into the living room… nnngh. 

Dean’s little hand directions and the three of them moving like a well-oiled machine.

Oh-ho! A demon hunting married couple! I like them a lot but I’m afraid to get too attached because… well, just look what happened to the last minor characters I fell in love with. *silent moment for Ash and Andy* 

“A family that slays together…” *heart expands painfully*

All that stuff about other hunters not being too pleased with the Winchesters for opening the HellGate (oops?) sounds familiar… Oh wait, fanfic. 

O HAI NEW FEMALE CHARACTER

HA OMG I AM SO SLOW! *slaps forehead* The cause of death with the family and I immediately thought of Sloth, but it wasn’t until the Greed bit with the shoes that the Episode title connected. D’oh. 

Oh man, Dean actually is shamelessly exploiting the “I only have one year left” card. And Sam can’t do anything except let it slide even though he knows Dean is just doing it to get away with shit.

Also: Bobby in a suit! Omg, can Bobby be my uncle? 

Sam is wily like a, um, a coyote? Anyway, his spider sense tells him that a hot female character is following him.

Sam scaring the shit out of Dean and then squashing him when he climbs to the backseat is hilarious. 

Um. Tell me there is a Wincest story where the demon releases the awesome power of Lust on Sam and Dean. No, seriously. I’m expecting no less than twenty stories like that within a week.

Ohhhhhh fuck! It’s a demon bar! NONONONO, see what did I tell you, they kill all the ones I like. That scene was truly harrowing. God, bleach! *gags* 

Boys to the rescue! Dean kicking ass and taking names! Devil’s Trap in the inside of the trunk!

Dean referencing Se7en fills me with glee. 

Bobby continues to be the most awesome hunter that ever awesomed.

The Demons get the best lines:
“We are Legion for we are many.” Classics are classics for a reason.
“Some people crochet. Some people golf. Me? I like to see people’s insides. On their outsides.” 

Oh Dean. Oh Sam. “If we’re going down, we’re going down together.”
And then they have a little moment with meaningful looks in a candlelit room. 

Hee, Sam has a reputation among the demons. That’s… actually pretty damn cool. “Boy King” indeed…

O HAI AGAIN KICKASS FEMALE CHARACTER MUST LEARN YOUR NAME. 

Okay the end conversation… I can’t even.

*tries* 

No. Really can’t.

Just. Love.