Masterlist of My Fic

[kat_lair]

Fanfic and Original Fic by Mistress Kat
 

For easy access, here's a complete list of my posted fanfic organised by fandom, as well as my original slash fic.

Last Updated: 21 March 2009



Bandom

Title	Band/Pairing	Rating	Word count	Summary
Aftermath	Panic At The Disco - Brendon/Ryan	NC-17	1960	“So what is it, Brendon? You were bored? Not enough under-aged girls throwing themselves at you, so you thought you’d add the boys to the mix?” The question is derisive but there’s an edge to it, like Ryan really thinks Brendon might be looking for a hook-up like he told the crowd.
Apparent	Panic At The Disco - Brendon/Ryan	PG	100	Mirrors.
a thousand ways to kneel	Panic At The Disco - pre-slash Jon/Spencer and Brendon/Ryan	PG-13	~1300	Spencer is at the market against his will and his conscience.
Cinderella, she seems so easy	My Chemical Romance (some multibandom appearances) - Gerard/Mikey (some others implied)	NC-17	~9600	The first time is a complete accident. Then again, a lot of good things in Mikey’s life have begun that way – accidentally – so who’s he to knock it.
Kairos	My Chemical Romance - Frank/Gerard	PG-13	100	Changing the world.
Sketch the Sky	Fall Out Boy - Patrick/Pete	PG-13	438	Patrick is drunk. Pete is not. - Pete, Patrick and a sharpie.
two of a kind // most compatible ride	Cobra Starship/Fall Out Boy - Gabe/Pete	NC-17	~2000	It’s a game with rules, even if they only exist in his head. Gabe pushes and pushes, with his hands inside Pete’s clothes and his tongue inside Pete’s mouth, and himself always in Pete’s space like a goddamn puppy wanting attention.
well you done done me and you bet i felt it (co-authored with pushkin666)	Fall Out Boy - Patrick/Pete	PG-13	~6800	Patrick and Pete angst and attempt to talk about their feelings. With varying success. Then there’s some kissing. The end.

CWRPS

Title	Pairing	Rating	Word count	Summary
sudden as a storm, sweet as summer hay	Jared/Jensen	NC-17	~3030	This thing moved from lust to something else, something infinitely worse, a long time ago, and now it's too late for Jared to back out and equally impossible to move forward, so he's stuck like this, aching and hollow and stupid in love.

Doctor Who & Torchwood

Title	Pairing	Rating	Word count	Summary
Leather	Ianto/Jack	R	100	Belts and deliberate steps.
Once Upon A Time (Part 1 of the Unicorn Series)	Jack/Ten	PG	~800	Jack and Doctor have a close encounter of the gnome kind and acquire an unusual passenger.
Perks	Nine/Ten	PG	~100	Occupational benefits.
Stars	Ianto/Jack	G	100	Brightest stars are those close by.
Three Graces (Drabble Series)	Rose/clone!Doctor, Martha Gen, Donna Gen	G	300	Three endings, three beginnigs.
Teeth	implied Ten/Master	PG-13	100	This isn’t the way it’s supposed to go.
truth exists for the wise, beauty for the feeling heart (Part 2 of the Unicorn Series)	Jack/Ten	PG	~1470	Jack and the Doctor get drunk and some things are not talked about. Except the unicorn. Which is mentioned a lot and used as a metaphor for those very same things.

Firefly

Title	Pairing	Rating	Word count	Summary
Moth	Inara/River	PG-13	489	River dreams in black and white. She dreams in space and stars, in piano keys and ink running over rice paper, the characters unreadable.

Green Wing

Title	Pairing	Rating	Word count	Summary
Phallic	Boyce/Statham	R	100	Statham's pointer is missing.
Prince	Boyce/Statham	PG	100	Frogs need love too.

House M.D.

Title	Pairing	Rating	Word count	Summary
Exclusive	House/Wilson	PG-13	100	Wilson doesn't share well.
Like This	House/Wilson	R	~520	House gets a reminder, even though he doesn’t need it.
Spoon	House/Wilson	PG	100	Some utensils are sexier than others.
Three things about James Wilson	hints of House/Wilson	PG-13	400	Title says it all.

Life on Mars

Title	Pairing	Rating	Word count	Summary
Assurance	Gen	G	100	Fixing wrongs.
Awkward	Gene/Sam	PG	200	Bowties and things unsaid.
Chunky Truffle	implied Gene/Sam	PG	100	Chocolates.
Five Things That Make Sam Tyler Want To Stay	Gen	PG-13	~1400	Title says it all.
To Have And To Hold Down	Chris/Ray, implied Chris/Sam and Gene/Sam	NC-17	5742	“You say his name and this stops. Is that clear? You know who I mean, don’t you Chris?”
Was Blind But Now I See	Gene/Sam pre-slash	PG-13	2738	Sam’s day ends better than it starts.

Original Fic

Title	Pairing	Rating	Word count	Summary
Limited	m/m	PG-13	444	There is no number four.
Not-a-day	Danny/Michael	PG-13	~670	Time stops when you’re flying.

The Professionals

Title	Pairing	Rating	Word count	Summary
Cotton	Bodie/Doyle	PG-13	100	“Hold on, hold on.”
Moon	Bodie/Doyle	PG	100	On a stake-out.

Robin Hood

Title	Pairing	Rating	Word count	Summary
All Hallows	Much/Robin	PG	100	Going home.
Caesura (coda for "if you are the rhyme and i the refrain")	Much/Robin	PG-13	100	Much can't do this anymore.
Deal	Gen	PG-13	100	No price too high.
Earth	Much/Robin	R	100	a roadmap of hurt and love and salvation
Fire	Much/Robin	PG-13	100	Much can’t find Robin.
if you are the rhyme and i the refrain	Much/Robin	NC-17	~2400	“Hurt,” Much’s voice is rough and broken, words barely audible, mouthed against the slick skin of Robin’s shoulder. “Hurt is only knowing how to touch you like every time is the last.”
Impromptu	implied Guy/Robin	PG-13	100	Anything could happen.
permit yourself anger and permit me mine (co-authored with ginnystar)	Guy/Robin	NC-17	~2900	What if that fight in episode 2.03 Child Hood had ended a little bit… different?
Three things about Guy of Gisbourne	Gen	PG-13	436	Title says it all.
Wool	Much/Robin	G	100	Hanging on.

Scrubs

Title	Pairing	Rating	Word count	Summary
Check-Up	Cox/JD pre-slash/ friendship	PG-13	~2900	“What? No chick-flick moment? I’m disappointed Wilma, I really am. Aren’t you going to tell me ‘it wasn’t my fault’ over and over until I break down and cry on your scrawny shoulder?”
Family	Cox/JD pre-slash/ friendship	G	100	Family is what you make it.
Five Things JD Doesn't Like About Dr. Cox (no he doesn't, no of course not, why would you say that?)	Cox/JD pre-slash/ friendship	R	1534	“I bet you can’t name five things about Dr. Cox that you don’t like,” Turk said and just kept on coming.
Flicker	Cox/JD pre-slash/ friendship	PG	100	The doctor’s lounge at 4 am.
President (Crossover with The Simpsons. No, really.)	Cox/JD pre-slash/ friendship	PG	100	Election time.

Stargate Atlantis

Title	Pairing	Rating	Word count	Summary
Atlantis Santa	McKay/Zelenka	PG	~7750	The Secret Santa gift exchange at Atlantis causes Rodney and Radek some headache. Not to mention that weird fluttery feeling somewhere low in the abdominal region.
Beginnings	Chuck/Kavanagh	PG	466	Chuck gets on well with everyone.
Broken	McKay/Zelenka	PG-13	100	Ancient artefact made them do it!
Crime	implied McKay/Zelenka	PG-13	100	Radek is not quite himself.
Five Things Carson and Rodney Share (and never thought they would)	Beckett/McKay	PG-13	~970	Title says it all.
Five Times Aiden Ford Was Put To Bed	Bitextual (Gen, Het, Slash)	PG-13	~1730	Title says it all.
Five Ways Radek and Elizabeth Got John Into Bed	Sheppard/Weir/Zelenka	NC-17	481	Title says it all.
Partings	McKay/Zelenka	PG	100	Not saying goodbye.
Points of Origin	McKay background story with hints of Beckett/McKay	R	4635	To reach a stage in our existence where a new beginning is possible, we must live in moments of true present. To do that we must first accept our points of origin.
Season For All Things	Gen, Team-Fic	PG-13	~2500	To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven ~ Ecclesiastes 3:1
Silk	Beckett/McKay	PG	100	Carson likes his comforts.
Simple Pleasures	Beckett/McKay	PG	~2700	Carson liked the restaurant and he absolutely loved the food. He just wasn't sure about the chef.
The Taste of Maybe	McKay/Zelenka	PG-13	3685	The taste of the pudding is in the eating ~ Cervantes
Three Things About Carson Beckett	Gen	PG-13	474	Title says it all.
Three Things About Radek Zelenka	Gen	PG	287	Title says it all.
Three Things About Rodney McKay	Gen	PG	297	Title says it all.
Time to Sleep	Beckett/McKay	PG	202	Rodney doesn’t want to go to bed. Carson doesn’t want to go there alone.
Transitional Period	Markham/Stackhouse	PG	3395	Apparently once-in-a-lifetime opportunities came twice for Jamie Markham – and if he didn’t get to keep them both, then it sure as hell wasn’t going to be because he was too much of a coward to try.
Unfair	Beckett/McKay	NC-17	11152	Life is unfair. And then it isn’t. Beckett and McKay get drunk together, sober up separately and move forward in unison.
Unfair - The Epilogue	Beckett/McKay, McKay & Zelenka friendship	NC-17	1993	Pink foam, revelations and friendship. No point.
Water	Beckett/McKay	G	100	Late night at the infirmary.

Supernatural

Title	Pairing	Rating	Word count	Summary
Aesthetics	Jess/Sam	PG	100	True beauty is a union of mind, heart and senses.
Black, White, Red	Gen	PG-13	300	Sam wakes up in the point zero of unspeakable loss.
Brother	Gen	PG	100	wee!chesters having a fight.
Bullseye	Gen	PG-13	100	When bow-hunting goes wrong.
Cake	Gen or mild Dean/Sam	PG-13	100	Ash makes the best baked goods.
Chrome	Dean/Sam, Dean/Impala	NC-17	100	The metal is hot after hours of driving in August heat.
Denim (part of the anywhere_road 'verse)	Andy/Ash	PG-13	100	“You had no choice.”
every line is the second last	Dean/Sam	R	~2000	Dean’s never been the one to draw the lines, so it makes a weird kind of sense that he’s not the one crossing them either.
Five Things About Hustler!Sam	hints of Dean/Sam	R	622	Five snapshots of the epic hustler!Sam fic I'll never write.
Give Me Back The Berlin Wall	Dean/Sam	NC-17	~1400	Love is not insanity. It is survival.
Hunt	implied Dean/Sam	R	100	Born to be wild.
Intel, Chase, Reprieve (Drabble Series, part of the anywhere_road 'verse)	Andy/Ash	PG	300	Another day, another job.
Jog	Gen or implied Dean/Sam	PG	100	Working out.
Nylon	Dean/Sam	R	100	Going undercover.
Postlude	Gen or mild Dean/Sam	PG	100	This is as far as they can go.
read the fine print later	Dean/Sam	NC-17	~800	It’s never enough.
Recess	Gen	PG	100	wee!chesters on the beach.
Red	Dean/Sam	NC-17	100	Sam needs to learn to knock.
Safe	Gen or mild Dean/Sam	PG	100	Hug it out.
Scalene	Ruby/evil!Sam/Dean	NC-17	150	Ruby likes to watch.
Shades of Love	Dean/Sam	NC-17	3909	Sam is mad, no question about it. He is also the hottest fucking thing Dean has ever laid eyes on.
Song #56	Gen	PG	100	Birthday karaoke.
Stains	Dean/Sam	R	100	Sin should leave a visible mark.
Storm	implied Dean/Sam	PG	100	Freedom is always the first casualty of war.
Sun (part of the anywhere_road 'verse)	Ash/Andy	PG	100	A lazy afternoon.
The One With The Plan (and Body Shots) (part of the anywhere_road 'verse)	Ash/Andy	R	~1650	This is the beginning. Well, one of them.
The One With The Scratches (but Absolutely, Definitely, Positively No Talking) (part of the anywhere_road 'verse)	Ash/Andy	PG-13	~1400	Ash really had thought it would be a straightforward “fuck-buddies on the road killing evil” kind of thing, but Andy keeps getting this weird look in his eyes whenever Ash makes a lewd joke or suggestion – not to mention the fact that they are sort of real friends now, which he’d failed to factor into the equation – so Ash has stopped talking about it and Andy… Well, Andy never has, not even once.
Three Things About Ash	Gen	PG	251	Title says it all.
Three Things About John Winchester	Gen	PG-13	572	Title says it all.

Comments

[pushkin666.livejournal.com]

but you haven't included your J2 rps *grins*. you're going to shoot me aren't you?

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

omg, die you evol bitch!

also, i do not know what you're talking about. You must mistake me for some other author as I don't write J2 rps.

[pushkin666.livejournal.com]

of course you don't. Pats kat_lair's head. It's just a figment of my J2 obsessed imagination LOL.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

yes, all that kinky porn has finally damaged your cognitive functions. It's very tragic.

[pushkin666.livejournal.com]

snickers......

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

*stares at your icons and trembles*

[pushkin666.livejournal.com]

I'm only responsible for the JDM one :o) He's very pretty though isn't he. Am still writing 100 word challenges around the Dean icon *g*

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

the JDM one was the one I was referring to, the s got in there without my knowledge... looking forward to the Dean drabble though...

I'm sort of writing this Jack/Ten drunken crack-fic atm as a thankyou to a friend... there are unicorns.

[pushkin666.livejournal.com]

can I say I'm scared? unicorns............... oh my

Yeah, it was one of these drabble things where you use your default icon and write a story around it. It would have been finished by I have a stinking head cold!. There is of course a kinky version and an ansty one.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

dude! I'm scared. It'll only be a short one though, probably under 1000 words.

Been watching JDM in Grey's Anatomy this evening and christ he kills me dead with his eyes and his smile.

[pushkin666.livejournal.com]

Completely understandable. I haven't watched Grey's Anatomy simply because I try and steer clear of medical shows (other than MASH), but if there's chances of seeing JDM I may well try it *g*

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

JDM is on Grey's through most of season 2 (which however just finished on Living TV) though unfortunately won't return for s3... He plays a patient waiting for a heart transplant and he and one of the doctors (female though) fall in love and it's kind of heartbreakingly sweet.

[enchantersnight.livejournal.com]

As I just re-read this anything you want to say about

"if you are the rhyme and i the refrain"

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

i shall do the commentary as requested :)

[sgatlantislight.livejournal.com]

Hi! One or more of your fics are being recommended as essential Carson fics in this post (http://sgatlantislight.livejournal.com/81562.html) in my LJ. When you have the time, if you could check to make sure the warnings are correct and that the link is to your preferred archive, I'd appreciate it. Thanks!

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Hi! Oh wow, I'm thoroughly flattered. And also surprised, because to me, "Simple Pleasures" is the least favourite of my SGA stories. But if others enjoy it...

The ratings on the fic are correct and the LJ link is fine and the one I prefer to be used so no problems. Thanks for letting me know about this :)

[sgatlantislight.livejournal.com]

No problem! Thanks for checking so quick.

[caz76.livejournal.com]

OMG *does a happy dance* I'm going to be on here for days! *grabs a packets of biscuits and gets comfy*. You have Sam Tyler fic, I think I love you :D

Don't be offended if I don't leave comments on everything I read. I'll get back to it eventually!

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

hee! Enjoy! Oh yes, I'm very multi-fandom as you can see and loved Life on Mars.

Of course I won't be offended. Comments and feedback are a gift, not something I'd feel entitled to. Just the fact that you're interested enough to check out my fics is a huge compliment, I do hope you like at least some of them.