A Fic Rec! ...of sorts.
Jan. 15th, 2009 09:27 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
So, a while ago
pushkin666 and I were talking about bad fic and purple prose and what god awful sex scenes some so called “professional” (read: published) authors write. Then, because she’s a sadistic bitch who enjoys torturing her friends, she started writing fic. Bad femmeslash to be exact. And by god it was awful. But also funny. And kinda brilliant, in a really really sick way.
So. Share my pain, people. Experience the rustling of Aldi carrier bags, the glittery coconut lube, the hot pinkness of velvety love tunnel... Experience THE TREASURE HOUSE OF FEMALENESS! (f/f, d/s, warnings for fisting and erm, penguin noises)
EDIT: Please leave all comments, adulation and hysterical sobbing on
pushkin666 's journal. She wrote it, she can deal with the fall out... :D
EDIT2:
pushkin666 IS NOW SPAMMING ME WITH PHOTOS OF PENGUINS HAVING SEX, SOMEONE MAKE HER STOP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD *whimpers brokenly*
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So. Share my pain, people. Experience the rustling of Aldi carrier bags, the glittery coconut lube, the hot pinkness of velvety love tunnel... Experience THE TREASURE HOUSE OF FEMALENESS! (f/f, d/s, warnings for fisting and erm, penguin noises)
EDIT: Please leave all comments, adulation and hysterical sobbing on
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on 2009-01-15 09:43 pm (UTC)I want you to come my pet, my sweaty slave of multiple orgasms. Come for me now; go on. Scream. Let the neighbours know what we’re doing. Cry out your surrender. Come for me. Now!”
*picks self up from floor laughing* I'm surprised the neighbours could hear anything considering all the talking she is doing!
"hot pink love tunnel" indeed! :-D
Priceless! :-)
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on 2009-01-15 10:44 pm (UTC)why? why would you do this to meeeeee?
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on 2009-01-16 08:45 pm (UTC)And your icon is very pretty
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on 2009-01-15 11:54 pm (UTC)*reads post again*
*whimpers*
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