A Fic Rec! ...of sorts.

[kat_lair]

So, a while ago pushkin666  and I were talking about bad fic and purple prose and what god awful sex scenes some so called “professional” (read: published) authors write. Then, because she’s a sadistic bitch who enjoys torturing her friends, she started writing fic. Bad femmeslash to be exact.  And by god it was awful. But also funny. And kinda brilliant, in a really really sick way.

So. Share my pain, people. Experience the rustling of Aldi carrier bags, the glittery coconut lube, the hot pinkness of velvety love tunnel... Experience THE TREASURE HOUSE OF FEMALENESS! (f/f, d/s, warnings for fisting and erm, penguin noises)

EDIT: Please leave all comments, adulation and hysterical sobbing on pushkin666 's journal. She wrote it, she can deal with the fall out... :D

EDIT2: pushkin666 IS NOW SPAMMING ME WITH PHOTOS OF PENGUINS HAVING SEX, SOMEONE MAKE HER STOP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD *whimpers brokenly*

Comments

[pushkin666.livejournal.com]

pfft. says the woman who sent me the link to the penguin sounds ... you only have yourself to blame.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

OMG I TAKE IT ALL BACK!

_{why? why would you do this to meeeeee?}

[pushkin666.livejournal.com]

*SNIGGERS*

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

hrmph!

[pushkin666.livejournal.com]

*offers you hot chocolate and marshmallows*

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

*is suspicious but mollified*

[pushkin666.livejournal.com]

how could you be suspicious of little old innocent me ...?

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Oh I don't know... Experience? Survival instinct? Common sense?

[pushkin666.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha. Well all of those of course.
And your icon is very pretty