I'LL HAVE WHAT HE'S DRINKING
Jan. 15th, 2008 08:00 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kat_lairAHAHAHAHAA, RYLAND ILU.
Oh Gabe, how so bendy?
Oh Ryland, how so shit-faced?
Oh Alex, why leaving so soon?
OH BOYS, WHY NOT IN MY PANTS? For reals, I have dubious morals, I'd be totally up for some awkward drunken sex. CALL ME.
Thank you for
razorxrosary for the vid link!![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
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on 2008-01-15 08:35 pm (UTC)bring it.
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on 2008-01-15 08:49 pm (UTC)bring on drunken debauchery!
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on 2008-01-15 09:01 pm (UTC)*loses shirt*
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on 2008-01-15 09:04 pm (UTC)*likewise*
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on 2008-01-15 09:10 pm (UTC)*strips of Gabe's shirt*
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on 2008-01-15 08:41 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2008-01-15 08:58 pm (UTC)ROCK ON!
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on 2008-01-15 09:10 pm (UTC)The second one? Can I has? :D
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on 2008-01-15 09:14 pm (UTC)Ryland is fond of lOunging around in his bathrobe. I APPROVE.
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on 2008-01-15 09:28 pm (UTC)Ah, a fashion-show would be an acceptable explanation for those shorts...
I want to ruffle his hair or something. Is this a bad sign?
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on 2008-01-15 09:38 pm (UTC)But really, I think Alex has it covered. After all, matching bath robes speaks of deep emotional connection.
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on 2008-01-15 10:10 pm (UTC)I would totally take him home and let him sleep on my chair, but you're right, matching bath robes... I could take them both?
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on 2008-01-15 10:35 pm (UTC)But, um, YOU CAN'T HAVE THEM, THEY'RE MINE.
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on 2008-01-15 11:41 pm (UTC)0_o
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on 2008-01-15 11:54 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2008-01-25 07:16 am (UTC)BUT. The important thing: I know they're yours but I BEG YOU TO SHARE THEM WITH ME. JUST A LITTLE. YOU CAN WATCH. (Also - we should invite Gabe to marry us and Patrick, or maybe get some kind of sexiest-swingers-ever club going? Oh god, it's good that you're so awesome and hard to weird out. *facepalm*)
But: these GUYS, OMG! And those are some great pics too. I got kind of derailed by the second-last picture above with Alex and Ryland on the bed and one tiny sliver of Alex's left calf showing. I CAN HAZ BITE PLZ?
I will totally help you orchestrate an unnecessarily complicated distraction/decoy/ninja fangirl plan to cause a drunken bus shenanigans party, btw, in case you were looking for accomplices. Although to be honest I feel like if you shared your Wile-E-Coyote-style evil-genius blueprints with Gabe he'd totally be down for helping us out also.
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on 2008-01-25 04:56 pm (UTC)And omg, you lucky git! I'm wanting that concert report badly so you're just going to have to suck it up and write it.
we should invite Gabe to marry us and Patrick, or maybe get some kind of sexiest-swingers-ever club going? - This idea has potential. I mean look at Gabe's dance moves, I'm sure he's up for little swinging... Er, now I'm sort of picturing leather harnesses...
The picture where they're on the bed makes me melt like ice cream in the sun. Ryland's scarf! Alex's glasses! The stuffed bunny!
Also, I may have been watching this vid on repeat and was delighted to notice that Ryland totally gropes Alex's hips there while they're dancing. I APPROVE!
if you shared your Wile-E-Coyote-style evil-genius blueprints with Gabe he'd totally be down for helping us out also - Gabe is a little sub who will do whatever I want him to, including, but not limited to, arranging a drunken orgy.
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on 2008-01-27 12:41 am (UTC)Concert report forthcoming, promise, still too sketched out to actually get anything longer than a comment together.
Swingers club, check. Can we skip the leather harnesses? I feel like they're only going to end in disaster and/or having to untangle people (i.e. Gabe) from other people/things/themselves. And/or uncontrollable fits of giggling.
Stuffed bunny, how so cute and forlorn? Who has forgotten you all slumped at the edge of the bed? I hope one (or both) of the boys snuggle you to sleep at night.
In conclusion: Gabe is a little sub who will do whatever I want him to, including, but not limited to, arranging a drunken orgy.
AAAHAHAHA OH GABE SHE CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOUR BAD-ASS FRONT. (Can you get him to come back up to Canada, then? There are a lot of things I'd like him to do for me. AHEM, um... no, no, that's what I meant. Yay for shamelessness!)
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on 2008-01-27 01:20 pm (UTC)Yay for concert report! I just got my Panic tickets (which are pink, i mean, of course they are) in the mail and am pretty hyped already.
FBR/Decaydance + us = sexiest swingers club in existence. I'll be happy to skip the harnesses, not strictly my kink, just where my mind went via association of swinging, Gabe, orgy... However, I do feel strongly that Gabe would look good tied up somehow...
This bunny is clearly a toy from their shared teenage... It travels with they boys and they take turns sleeping with it. There is probably a meticulously draw timetable. I think the bunny might be called Ralph. Or possibly Mr. Floppy.
OH GABE SHE CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOUR BAD-ASS FRONT. - WHAT, WHAT, GABE YOUR BAD-ASSNESS IS AS FAKE AS YOUR JEWELLERY. (I'm working on the Canada thing. Though honestly, my priorities lie in getting him to come to UK first...)
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on 2008-01-27 05:01 pm (UTC)Well, obviously, you're making Gabe's travel arrangements, you should take him first. Put him back together before you send him over here, though, OK? :D I really like his sweet swaggery front, and I'd be highly distressed if a fully broken and gibbering Gabe showed up on my doorstep (though I do love the h/c, I'm not gonna lie). I foresee an awesome overseas boysharing deal in the works. Like hos in different area codes?
Panic. Of COURSE THEY ARE PINK *facepalm* Yay for you!!! (<-- extra exclamation points to spite Ryan Ross, to whom I am not speaking until he visits a hairdresser and takes his band for shaves and haircuts. All of them. Don't think I don't see that flippy long hair in the back there, Spencer. *glowers*)
Oh, sweet little Mr. Floppy!
Alex: "His name is Ralph."
Ryland: "Mr. Floppy."
Alex: "Ralph!"
Ryland: "Listen, obviously this glorious rabbit deserves more respect than to be addressed on a first-name basis."
Alex: "Are you kidding, dude? You *drool* on him, how is that respectful?!"
Ryland (hugging bunny protectively): "That's a sign of love. He knows that. Don't you, Mr. Floppy?"
Alex: "RALPH!"
Also - I see how you got to leather harnesses, but it's good we can skip them. You know it would be all "how did you get yoruself so tangled up in this thing? Here, let me... NO, YOU CANNOT CLIP IT TO A ROPE AND SWING FROM TREES, YOU NUT! Don't pout at me, this is for your own good. Hold still, or I'll never get you sorted out!"
...it's good that I can amuse myself. *facepalm again*
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on 2008-01-27 08:14 pm (UTC)Anyway, just had to get that off my chest.
Put him back together before you send him over here, though, OK? :D I really like his sweet swaggery front, and I'd be highly distressed if a fully broken and gibbering Gabe showed up on my doorstep - Not to worry, I'm a responsible top, I will totally put Gabe back together after breaking him... Um. Wait, did I actually just say that to you?
hos in different area codes - what, what, this needs to be a banner or an icon! POSSIBLY A BRIGHT PINK T-SHIRT.
I find Ryan and Brendon's Beatles mops endlessly amusing. I'm tempted to go stake out The Cavern (or possible the overpriced Beatles "museum") in Liverpool, because I'm convinced Ryan is going to drag the rest of them there for a pilgrimage... WHERE IS THE FIC FOR THIS? I would write it mylsef if I had time because the idea of Panic boys in Liverpool amuses me greatly and because I used to live there for almost four years and, well, the Duckmarine! (http://www.theyellowduckmarine.co.uk/home.htm) - don't even try to tell me Brendon wouldn't totally be up for that.
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The argument about the Bunny's name is as old as the bunny itself. Alex and Ryland found him one day, abandoned in the rubbish bins behind their high school. They both pretended not to care, because they were too cool and too old for soft toys, but in the end they talked themselves into fishing it out and washing it, under the pretence of taking it to a charity shop or maybe giving it to Alex's young cousin. The bunny went home with Ryland that first night and the next day when Alex came for a visit, its ears were peeking from under Ryland's pillow. He sneaked it into his school bag and took it with him when he went home that evening.
After that, it became a game, an inside joke, stealing the soft toy back and forth, trying to hide it, but never talking about it. After a while they drifted apart and the bunny-stealing became a sporadic instead of everyday occurrence. During the years they lost touch completely, the toy stayed with Alex. He didn't exactly sleep with it anymore, but he couldn't bring himself to throw it away either.
Once they met again, over a goddamn jar of pasta sauce (extra garlic) and six-pack of imported beer, Alex dug out the bunny from its box under his bed. They started hanging out again, talking about music, then making music. The first time Alex went over to Ryland's apartment, he was carrying his guitar case, a heart-full of plans about a band of their own, and Ralph.
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Ahahaha, bondage with Gabe would be wrought with risk, it's true.