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kat_lairOkay folks, I have done and written some Bandslash. Yes, I know. Feel free to take a moment to contemplate that.
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All done? Right then. The fic is Gabe/Pete porn. Some people mentioned to me that they wouldn't know what these people even looked like so I promised to provide some visual references.
Here they are. Ogle at will.
This is Gabe Saporta.
He's in this band, Cobra Starship. They're all very awesome, but not relevant to the fic in question. We'll learn more about the other Cobras later when I get around to the proper Bandom primer/picspam thing.
Gabe is a bit of a dork.
And occasionally he's just creepy.
But somehow he still manages to be hot like burning.
I don't even know. IT'S A CONUNDRUM
Gabe likes touching himself.
A lot.
Um, okay Gabe, we get it. You can ease up on the gay.
Gabe also likes touching with others (I have this theory that for him "quality of fun" is directly correlated to "quantity of grabby hands")
Honestly? I could go on. But I won't.
Let's move on to....
...Pete Wentz. This is him. He may or may not be wearing lip gloss here. Still, I'm not complaining because shit like that works for me.
Pete is in a band too. His band is called Fall Out Boy. Like Cobras, they are made entirely of WHEE and like Cobras, we'll have to leave closer introductions until later. But for now you should note the cute red head in the hat. That's Patrick. He's pretty important. He gets mentioned in the fic.
Pete is also a bit of a dork.
Lately he's been sporting this stubble that could possible be classed as creepy. Some people like it. More beard-burn for them I guess. (Incidentally, a store in Manchester will soon be stocking Clandestine products, hopefully including this hoodie. The only question now is, will I actually be sad enough to go fiddle with the clothes whilst giggling like a thirteen-year-old. Signs point to yes.)
Pete also ishot cute hot cute OMG i DON'T KNOW. Decide for yourselves.
We've already discussed this picture.
Pete demonstrates emoticons: \o/ + :D
Pete provides fodder for all the hooker AUs. Thanks Pete.
Anyway, Pete also likes touching himself. In his special place. Yeah. I won't put those pictures here because if you're curious enough you'll find them under a minute with google.
Let's look at this picture instead. In my mind this classifies because you just know that as soon as the camera is off he's going to slide his hand down the shadowy gap of his jeans and---
But hey, like Gabe, Pete enjoys touching with other people. Mainly with Patrick. But that again is a whole another picspam (and at least two fics with that pairing in the works)
Pete likes a hands-on experience with the audience.
Here's Pete with Mikey Way from My Chemical Romance. That's another band. And a primer I thinkrazorxrosary would be far more suited into doing. Anyway, Pete and Mikey had a thing. Allegedly. The point is: touching.
Occasionally Pete gets picked up like a rag doll. He doesn't seem to mind. The dude doing the picking is Travis. You don't need to worry about him for now, though he too is in a band and... Yeah. It's all very close-knit and incestuous with these guys, in case you haven't figured it out yet.
Sometimes Pete's touchy-feely nature leads him astray and he gets groped by ageing British rockers. I'm not sure if that ends well for anyone.
Anyway, we're here to talk about Gabe and Pete. And Gabe/Pete. Let's do that quickly, before Sting's leery face haunts my dreams forever.
So Pete is actually Gabe's boss. Sort of. What with the Cobra Starship being on Pete's record label.
Here Gabe is counting the monies for Pete, who is suitably happy about it.
Gabe decides to see if he could just pay Pete's cut in trade instead, so to speak. Pete isn't entirely opposed to the idea.
These guys. Totally rad, man.
It's not all party party though. Sometimes there are quiet times too. (One of my favourite Bandom photos of all time)
They go and do interviews together too. It's srs bisniz, srsly
Now these two photos are what prompted my fic. Well, these and the fact that Gabe wants us to bring the filthy porn about him and Pete.
Immediate aftermath of the above. Gabe's face. There's a sort of "don't make this into a fucking joke, notice me!" desperation there. And then... then my fic happened.
That's it! Porn tomorrow! \o/
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All done? Right then. The fic is Gabe/Pete porn. Some people mentioned to me that they wouldn't know what these people even looked like so I promised to provide some visual references.
Here they are. Ogle at will.
This is Gabe Saporta.
He's in this band, Cobra Starship. They're all very awesome, but not relevant to the fic in question. We'll learn more about the other Cobras later when I get around to the proper Bandom primer/picspam thing.
Gabe is a bit of a dork.
And occasionally he's just creepy.
But somehow he still manages to be hot like burning.
I don't even know. IT'S A CONUNDRUM
Gabe likes touching himself.
A lot.
Um, okay Gabe, we get it. You can ease up on the gay.
Gabe also likes touching with others (I have this theory that for him "quality of fun" is directly correlated to "quantity of grabby hands")
Honestly? I could go on. But I won't.
Let's move on to....
...Pete Wentz. This is him. He may or may not be wearing lip gloss here. Still, I'm not complaining because shit like that works for me.
Pete is in a band too. His band is called Fall Out Boy. Like Cobras, they are made entirely of WHEE and like Cobras, we'll have to leave closer introductions until later. But for now you should note the cute red head in the hat. That's Patrick. He's pretty important. He gets mentioned in the fic.
Pete is also a bit of a dork.
Lately he's been sporting this stubble that could possible be classed as creepy. Some people like it. More beard-burn for them I guess. (Incidentally, a store in Manchester will soon be stocking Clandestine products, hopefully including this hoodie. The only question now is, will I actually be sad enough to go fiddle with the clothes whilst giggling like a thirteen-year-old. Signs point to yes.)
Pete also is
We've already discussed this picture.
Pete demonstrates emoticons: \o/ + :D
Pete provides fodder for all the hooker AUs. Thanks Pete.
Anyway, Pete also likes touching himself. In his special place. Yeah. I won't put those pictures here because if you're curious enough you'll find them under a minute with google.
Let's look at this picture instead. In my mind this classifies because you just know that as soon as the camera is off he's going to slide his hand down the shadowy gap of his jeans and---
But hey, like Gabe, Pete enjoys touching with other people. Mainly with Patrick. But that again is a whole another picspam (and at least two fics with that pairing in the works)
Pete likes a hands-on experience with the audience.
Here's Pete with Mikey Way from My Chemical Romance. That's another band. And a primer I think
razorxrosary would be far more suited into doing. Anyway, Pete and Mikey had a thing. Allegedly. The point is: touching.Occasionally Pete gets picked up like a rag doll. He doesn't seem to mind. The dude doing the picking is Travis. You don't need to worry about him for now, though he too is in a band and... Yeah. It's all very close-knit and incestuous with these guys, in case you haven't figured it out yet.
Sometimes Pete's touchy-feely nature leads him astray and he gets groped by ageing British rockers. I'm not sure if that ends well for anyone.
Anyway, we're here to talk about Gabe and Pete. And Gabe/Pete. Let's do that quickly, before Sting's leery face haunts my dreams forever.
So Pete is actually Gabe's boss. Sort of. What with the Cobra Starship being on Pete's record label.
Here Gabe is counting the monies for Pete, who is suitably happy about it.
Gabe decides to see if he could just pay Pete's cut in trade instead, so to speak. Pete isn't entirely opposed to the idea.
These guys. Totally rad, man.
It's not all party party though. Sometimes there are quiet times too. (One of my favourite Bandom photos of all time)
They go and do interviews together too. It's srs bisniz, srsly
Now these two photos are what prompted my fic. Well, these and the fact that Gabe wants us to bring the filthy porn about him and Pete.
Immediate aftermath of the above. Gabe's face. There's a sort of "don't make this into a fucking joke, notice me!" desperation there. And then... then my fic happened.
That's it! Porn tomorrow! \o/
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on 2007-12-18 12:47 am (UTC)Excuse me while I flail. Physically, literally.
I just...Pete! There are several pics here that I haven't seen before, most notably the b&w one.
So, I'll be over here, refreshing my friends page in anticipation.
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on 2007-12-18 01:26 am (UTC)The b&w of Pete and Gabe is so gorgeous because it's a completely candid shot, neither of them is posing, making funny faces or trying to impress anyone. They're just hanging, together but separate, each in their own little world.
And omg, now there's like pressure! Mah pornz have performance anxiety!
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on 2007-12-18 01:55 am (UTC)pretty boys. i'm looking forward to the fic.
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on 2007-12-18 02:11 am (UTC)Porn tomorrow. Sleep nau.
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on 2007-12-18 02:21 am (UTC)I spent the day "breaking in" the Cobra Starship album. Like 5 times. Partially because I have a blitz it like no tomorrow phase with albums, but also because I just could not stop listening.
Have I mentioned recently that I may be easy? To which my wife says "well, at least they aren't brothers"
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on 2007-12-18 04:22 pm (UTC)Cobra Starship is pretty irresistible. Remind me in January and I'll upload the previous album for you too (on dial-up from tomorrow until Jan 11th)
To which my wife says "well, at least they aren't brothers" - ahahahaa! Well, there's always Waycest with the My Chem brothers... Though the handful of those kind of fics that I've checked out have all been god awfull..
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on 2007-12-19 03:43 am (UTC)But along with the whole "at least they aren't brothers" conversation, she mentioned this band Tokio Hotel . They are 18. And identical twins. And since my computer speakers suck, I have no idea what they sound like, but who cares.
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on 2007-12-19 04:21 am (UTC)The twin boys in questions themselves are very pretty. And dear god so young. *feels dirty*
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on 2007-12-19 05:00 am (UTC)My Geman is non-existant (I can get by a little in Spanish, since I grew up 45 minutes from the US-Mexico border, but other than that...well, Latin a bit, and some Old English - my university studies didn't tend toward "useful" um, ever) but then, teenage angst sometimes sounds better when it makes no sense.
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on 2007-12-18 02:59 am (UTC)I never really paid attention to Pete (although yes, I have seen those pics) but DAMN, he looks AMAZING in some of those pictures.
I did not know that Cobra Starship was on Pete's label. Your picspams are not only pretty to look at but educational! Looking foward to future bandom picspams!
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on 2007-12-18 04:26 pm (UTC)My feelings for Pete fluctuate between wanting to feed him, shave him, and grope his hip bones a little bit.
Your picspams are not only pretty to look at but educational! - ha! Well, I don't know about that... Still, I approve of Pete's label. Yous band doesn't have to be gay to sign on to it, but by god you must be prepared to act like it on stage and off.
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on 2007-12-19 09:38 am (UTC)*hugs the beauteous enabler*
I shall scurry off to listen.
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on 2007-12-18 11:03 am (UTC)This morning I was flicking through chanels, and stopped because I recognised Pete in a video. And then Patrick. And I couldn't remember the name of the band, but I remembered THAT picture and so I watched it, realised I like the music too. Now there's all this pretty, so I will be waiting here for the porn.
Damn you.
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on 2007-12-18 04:35 pm (UTC)And haha, this is how the slippery slope to Bandom begins! One minute it's a distracted thought of "hey this falloutwhatever, not half-bad" and nest its "PATRICK STUMP LET ME LICK YOUR THIGHS OMG!"
Porn later babes. Hang in there.
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on 2007-12-18 12:01 pm (UTC)This Gabe dude IS very cute and hot and sexy and all!
And he does like to touch other boys, lol! I can see where do you get all your ideas for slash in the bandom area.
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on 2007-12-18 04:37 pm (UTC)In Bandom slash writes itself. And, uh, also pretty much reads itself too (Alex, I'm working on those fics where you get to top, honest!)
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on 2007-12-18 04:40 pm (UTC)future!porn - heheheheeee
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on 2007-12-18 04:42 pm (UTC)And you know those pieces that probably don't fit where you're trying to put them but you're almost sure they're enough of the right shape it you just coerce them a little bit....
...I'd totally do that.
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on 2007-12-18 08:01 pm (UTC)Um. Yeah. Let's.
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on 2007-12-18 07:46 pm (UTC)In conclusion: you will never make me write a Pete/Mikey + MCR picspam. Never, I say!
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on 2007-12-18 08:06 pm (UTC)You only like shirtlessness if the the guy in question is on his back? I DON'T KNOW, THESE ARE YOUR ISSUES.
Also, I'm gonna post the fic now \o/ Your beta was awesome (will email you later too) Thank you!
Hey, where should I whore out the fic? What are the cool bandom communities who would accept such fic pimpage? TEACH ME OBI-WAN!
PS. You are destined to do that MRC picspam. DESTINED!
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on 2007-12-18 08:13 pm (UTC)IT'S THE POSE. I think it's his little foot-scuffing movement in the first picture that makes me feel icky, because, dude, that's such a little kid thing to do. Whereas the second one kind of makes me want to do incredibly filthy things to him. Plus, aren't all shirtless boys better if they're on thier backs? ;D
YAY FIC. I'm glad my beta was at least adequate, and I look forward to that e-mail.
I have no idea where you could whore out your fic.
OMG STOP IT. I... I don't have enough pictures!!
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on 2007-12-18 08:40 pm (UTC)Yes, shirtless boys are best on their backs. Sometimes on their fronts. Or against a wall. Or--- Okay, I'm going to stop there.
Have pimped at the
I could... help you with that. Maybe?
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on 2007-12-20 02:17 am (UTC)I just wanted to say it is so flippin awesome when new people join the fandom because you guys remind me of what it was like when Pete and the other boys happened to me. ... To be accurate, Travie and Bill entered my life first, but they're all attached to Pete so it's all good. Loved this picspam. There were some pics that I hadn't seen and I've been around for a little over a year now! Also, new people pick up on pairings that the old people - set in their OTP ways haven't really explored. Thanks!
*runs off to read Pete/Gabe fic of yours*
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on 2007-12-20 01:25 pm (UTC)I just wanted to say it is so flippin awesome when new people join the fandom because you guys remind me of what it was like when Pete and the other boys happened to me - Wow, this is really nice of you and it seriously made me grin. I'm terribly multifandom (or "Fandom Slut" as I've been called in the past...) and sometimes the backlash of that is that you are regarded as a bit of an outsider by certain types of fans (who is she and why is she playing in our sandbox? syndrome). So yeah, it's pretty amazing when someone goes out of their way to make you feel welcome :)
new people pick up on pairings that the old people - set in their OTP ways haven't really explored - like with fandom, I'm pretty
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