Robin Hood 2.03 - Child Hood

[kat_lair]

But in my hands nothing turns to putty... Episode reaction under the cut.

Seriously, have they not milked the literary puns (parentHOOD, brotherHOOD, sisterHOOD, childHOOD) to death by now?

O noes, kid!fic around the horizon. Though this totally makes me wish for wee!Robin and wee!Much

Ooh Gisbourne in his evilness! See, he’s way more callous about killing people this season than he was before Marian jilted him. 

Okay the kiddies are kind of cute. Of course that’s mainly because I’m feeling hormonal.

Yeah, he’s a Lord of Locksley but not the Earl. And never will be. 

Bless, Daniel is all heroworshippy.

Aww, Much is serving food. And looking really dashing in his waistcoat. 

SON OF A BITCH! Stop treating Much like shit! At least Robin didn’t laugh this time, but he didn’t correct Daniel either.

Parallels between Daniel letting go of his friend’s hand and Robin outright saying that sometime you have to leave people behind in order to fight another day. 

Sheriff groping armour-covered Gisbourne…

Ooh, Guy doesn’t actually have the heart to kill the kids… 

What is it with Robin and his constant poking of Much, it’s almost like he’s pulling his metaphorical pigtails.

I am not happy the way Much is being treated. Not at all. I’m gonna choke a bitch next time someone degrades him! 

Yay for Robin/Guy sex fighting no fuckit, it’ s practically sex. THAT’S RIGHT THROW HIM INTO THE WALL. OR ACROSS THE BED. I DON’T MIND!

Much drawing his sword is hot like burning… 

Haha, Will punching the Sheriff!

Ooh Daniel’s been caught. And Sheriff gets to slap Guy. This is never a bad thing. 

God, Djaq looks so pretty.

See, I like Marian as a character, but her and Robin’s relationship just bores me to tears… There’s no spark. Just constant whining (Robin), unwillingness to commit (Marian) and apart for the whole “let’s save England”, very little in terms of common goals or interests. 

Good on Much for speaking up for himself. BUT FUCK YOU EVERYONE FOR LAUGHING. *chokes a bitch* Much has a completely valid point there. He’s apparently taking care of all the practicalities of food and shelter and cleaning up. I need fic where he just up and leaves them all to wallow in their own shit. And they would all totally deserve it.

Allan is tattling to Guy, who is apparently “putty in his hands” Uh-huh. 

Jkalyherilgkal;kkrlagh’;rgjlkadgjjkgldfguhhhhhhhhhhh O HAI GUY AND GUY’S NEKKID CHEST *drools* I want to offer him something more than friendship that’s for sure.

And how much more interesting is the relationship between Guy and Marian than the one between Robin and Marian? 

Allan is such a good little snitch… And jesus fuck but that whole Guy/Allan dynamic sure ahs potential for… well, all sorts of things really.

Oh god, Much with a bow… He is so awesome and capable and strong and loyal and HOW CAN NO ONE SEE THIS ARE YOU ALL BLIND? *group slaps the rest of the gang* 

Ahahaha Gisbourne looks like a Robocop. And again Much is thinking fast with throwing Robin his sword. The music is ridiculous over dramatic.

Oh Much he’s so worried for Robin… 

Sheriff: *facepalm*

Guy begging for his life. And Marian begging for his life too. I’m highly amused by how high the blacksmith’s voice goes with Marian’s knife against his kidneys. 

Heheh and he huffs away. “In France they know how to treat an artiste!”

Next time: It’s the PLAGUE OMG. 

Overall: Fun episode, cute kids, MUCH ABUSE NEEDS TO STOP.

Comments

[halfapint.livejournal.com]

Ooh, Guy doesn’t actually have the heart to kill the kids…

- I KNOWS! *_* Totally ficcage potential.

What is it with Robin and his constant poking of Much, it’s almost like he’s pulling his metaphorical pigtails.

- 'Cause he fancies Much. *nodnod*

Yay for Robin/Guy sex swordfighting no fuckit, it’ s practically sex. THAT’S RIGHT THROW HIM INTO THE WALL. OR ACROSS THE BED. I DON’T MIND!

- And later? "Yes, Guy, time for a bath..." So medieval!Shower scene.

Allan is such a good little snitch… And jesus fuck but that whole Guy/Allan dynamic sure ahs potential for… well, all sorts of things really.

- Allan's face when he was punched was the bit that got me. Classic. XD

Ahahaha Gisbourne looks like a Robocop. And again Much is thinking fast with throwing Robin his sword. The music is ridiculous over dramatic.

- Robocop?! XD You could totally tell who it was by his stance, though... I just thought "zomg shiny!" *_*

I missed the nekkid!chest...

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

'Cause he fancies Much. *nodnod* - yeah, i'd like to think that but he needs to grop the fuck up, because he's breaking Much's little heart...

medieval!Shower scene. - YS PLZ NAU

I thought the whole body armour was pretty ridiculous but the bit where Guy almost got roasted inside it was funny!

[herdivineshadow]

"t he needs to grop t"

...grow or grope? hee.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Hee, I blame mental distress from the way Much was treated. It has a detrimental effect on my typing... Though little bit of loving groping would probably do Much so good too...