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[kat_lair]

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Well. I just watched Avengers: Assemble for the first time. And it was enjoyable mind-numbing collateral damage. And I approve of naked Bruce Banner, that was unexpected eyecandy.

Basically though, as I explained to pushkin666 on IM:

I seriously just want a fic now where the other Avengers lock Loki and Thor in a cage and are like 'you're not coming out until you've sorted it' and then three weeks later they're totally fucking like bunnies, and everyone is like OMG ARENT YOU BROTHERS??! and Thor is all 'You cannot apply your puny human morals to us, we are Asgard' and Loki is all 'Hey now, I've got glorious purpose to spare, the green guy is kind of cute' and for a moment or ten Bruce is torn between APPALLED and TURNED ON. And so is everyone else.

Where is this fic, because I would like to read it?

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Comments

[pushkin666.livejournal.com]

It was a very diva movie wasn't it. TBH I really only am interested in Thor/Loki and Tony Stark characterwise. The rest of them were a bit meh but I approved of naked Bruce Banner as well (whoever the actor is).

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

There was a lot of dick waving. I liked most of the characters but in an ensemble movie they had no chance of developing them properly. Hence the money cow franchise I guess.

[pushkin666.livejournal.com]

Yes, there was indeed lots of dick waving - I wonder who had the biggest :)

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

I bet it's Bruce

[pushkin666.livejournal.com]

Big and green ... like a dragon tail :)

[milly-gal.livejournal.com]

I highly approved of Naked Bruce Banner, it was indeed a nice piece of surprise eye candy :D and Thor/Loki...OMMNOMNOM! And LOL, Appalled and turned on Bruce just made me chuckle!

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

After Loki says that Thor looks like he bit on a lemon and everyone else refuses to meet each other's eyes. Bruce wishes he was back in India.

[milly-gal.livejournal.com]

Okay okay, would you stop that I have three challenges due in 6 days and I'm getting plot bunny rabid attacked over here! O_O lol!

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Oh how awful. I'm ever so sorry... NOT! :D

[milly-gal.livejournal.com]

Damned woman! *snorts* :D

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

Just as a general rule, those two really, really need to be locked in a box to sort out their issues and it is DEFINITELY going to end in fucking.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Basically they almost caused a genocide of the human race because of unresolved family issues. Hug it out boys. Naked.

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

Rewatching it myself I mostly came to the conclusion that I really like Loki best when he's causing himself mental and physical pain trying to control something bigger and more powerful than he is (and secretly enjoying his own frustration and suffering) which is GOOD BECAUSE THAT'S ALL HE DOES.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Loki is like a classic case study of a needy, bratty sub out of control. All this running around and doing stupid shit is clearly a cry for love and boundaries. *nodnod*

[pushkin666.livejournal.com]

But oh god not Thor as his domme. Thor is just a big dumb ass with family problems :)

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

Love, boundaries, buggery, and beatings.

The four horseneeds of the subpocalypse.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha TRUER WORDS!