Journal of Mistress Kat

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Title: Toss A Bone To Your Witcher
Author: kat_lair / Mistress Kat
Fandom: The Witcher
Pairing: Geralt/Jaskier
Warnings/enticements: bathing/washing, hand jobs, first time, first kiss, porn with feelings
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 2,340
Disclaimer: Not mine, only playing

Summary: He licks his lips, mouth suddenly bone dry, the heat from the fire and Geralt’s body making sweat spring up at the back of his neck, the small of his back. Get a grip, Jaskier, he tells himself and then has to suppress a hysterical laugh because yeah. Yeah. He’s going to.

Author notes: No regrets about the title. Written for pornday. Because HanHathma made me. But then she also made the below SPECTACULAR ART so... You should click on it to tell her how awesome it is. This #11 of my 100 Fandoms Challenge. AO3 Collection here.



Toss A Bone To Your Witcher on AO3


( Toss A Bone To Your Witcher )


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It's been A Week (and yes, I know it's only Wednesday) so some delicious fandom things that cheer me up.

Namely, my awesome Guardian 520 Day Reverse Exchange haul.

Kind of fell into this fandom by accident, and decided to do the exchange because it had a 300 word minimum and that sounded like a fun, hassle free way to dip my toe in... Well. Haha. Should've known better. Obviously ended up writing over 16k of most self-indulgent gift fic ever, because yantantether's prompt just allowed me to pour all my feelings and some porn into a thin 'undercover at a bdsm club' plot. Result. Also was super blown away by the reaction, felt like the old LJ days when one actually used to get comments on one's fic :D

Anyway, rambling. The point of this was to pimp stuff that I got! The way you did the challenge was to pick three anonymous offers and provide prompts/requests for them, but you didn't know which one you'd be assigned to. One of the offers I picked was a vid one and I asked for a BAMF/dark Shen Wei vid and provided some song prompts. When the reveals went up I basically lost. all. my. cool. I mostly just keysmashed and howled incoherently at them. lola had recently done an absolutely studding and heart-wrenching Guardian vid Fear of the Water which I had forced on everyone who sat still long enough, and now? Now she had made me this, the most perfect BAMF/dark Shen Wei using a mash-up of one of the songs I suggested nonetheless.

It is dark and sharp and hot as a freshly forged blade. Please watch Bury A Crown below and then leave feedback to the vidder here.




I also got an unexpected gift of art! The lovely HanHathma did this absolutely gorgeous art of the final scene of The Black Lotus Club. I mean... Look at them! Their positions, Shen Wei's hair, his hand on Zhao Yunlan's face, Zhao Yunlan's little belly rolls <3 the tenderness is tangible, everything I imagined and more. Please leave love to the artist here.



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Proof: The gorgeous, generous and generally amazing sadiane  made me cover art for two of my fics; every line is the second last (SPN, wincest) and Season For All Things (SGA, gen). Oh man, you need to admire them right now! *chinhands*


( Cover Art for every line is the second last )

( Cover Art for Season For All Things )

This year I've clearly been a very, very good girl. Or, more likely: my f-list is made of WIN.

Bandom Icon Rec:

Ya'll should go and check out the awesome icons smokey2307 made for meeeee! They are shiny and pretty and make me clap my hands in glee! She says I can do whatever I want with them and because I don't have room to use them all myself, my wish is to see them to find good loving homes with other Bandom fangirls, so have at it!

Teaser:

     

Rest here, get yours now!

You guys have of course all seen this already to which I only say you fail for not telling me before. If by any chance you haven't seen it, you should run, not walk, to check out the hilarious Doctor/Master macros by nostalgia_lj I laughed so hard I almost peed on the chair and then fell off it.

So lately my F-list has been up to a lot of wonderful fannish things, and it’s my privilege to spread the goodness. Once I started to compile this I realised that you people are so ridiculously prolific that I have to do this in two parts! omg how do you do that? *flails* So here's part 1 and I will pimp more in a few days time (seriously people, stop writing good fic that I must read!).

Please see the author’s notes in the originals posts for ratings and warnings.

moth2fic has been writing all sorts of amazing stuff as well as editing the super-duper Gay Flashfiction online zine. Here’s two gems you should check out:

• Stargate SGX: The Worlds of Difference is best described as an original novel set in the Stargate: SG-1 universe. If like me, you have grown weary of the show’s increasingly America-centric outlook, SGX is the perfect antidote. The story is told mostly through the eyes of Adam, a young British computer-geek and history-buff, who ends up not only adjusting to a new country, but to a string of entirely new planets as he is recruited for the Stargate programme. Luckily he has plenty of friends (both familiar faces from the show and new characters) to help him along. Among them is Vlad, a handsome Russian helicopter test-pilot, who is keen to take Adam on an altogether different, and far more personal, journey of self-discovery… Full of adventure, romance, and aliens, SGX is a long and satisfying read.

• Coming out of the Cold is a Life on Mars fic with Sam/Gene pairing. Written by someone who’s "been there, done that, and has platform shoes in the attic somewhere to prove it” this is a story where the details of the time-period, locality and language are all guaranteed to be authentic. Highly entertaining. Plus it has a puppy, what could be better?

 

So you all know ginnystar right? She’s got a sickening amount of talent for someone so young and you should all go admire her…

• Amazing Robin Hood icons, including several tree!porn ones (come one, tree!porn is never not funny!) and some uber-cute Robin Hood cartoon figures that will leave you awww’ing all over the place and may make you unexpectedly cuddle the person next to you.

• Fic! OMG, the girl wrote me (yes, ME, bet you’re all jealous now!) a truly wonderful Green Wing ficlet:  Four Offers Guy and Mac made to Caroline that she could not refuse  Alternating between funny, rude, poignant and sweet, all of the scenarios could be a outtakes from the show itself.
  

 

Speaking of art… tardisdoll promised me a graphic of my choice as a birthday present, and the greedy bitch that I am I asked for a cover for one of my fanfics (her choice). She then proceeded to make an absolutely gorgeous cover for my Robin Hood fic "if you are the rhyme and I the refrain" now added to the original post. Go admire her talent!

 

And because I am clearly blessed when it comes to amazing friends I received some more birthday pressies. inkblot_fiend wrote me the schmoopies, fluffiest, cutest Robin Hood fic ever: Happy Birthday, Master (Robin/Much) left me in a gently quivering puddle of goo and is now officially my happy place.

 

I have to mention entangled_now, a ridiculously talented and prolific writer (seriously, how does she do that?). She has some fantastic stories in Torchwood, Robin Hood and Primeval (yes, you read that right, trust me, they’re better than the show) fandoms and I urge to check out them all (all stories are meticulously tagged, list can be found on the sidebar of LJ). Here are some of my personal favourites:

• Storeroom 15  (Torchwood: Ianto/Owen). This is the fic that sold me to this pairing, which I now like better than… well pretty much any other pairing in TW fandom (heresy, I know). Ianto and Owen accidentally turn on an alien device which has some interesting effects. Funny and hot in equal measure with spot-on character voices.
• Night Visitors (Robin Hood: Allan/Will).  Will isn’t quite as innocent as Allan thought he was. Except he kind of is. So so hot it almost killed me on the spot. Best read alone with a cold drink nearby.
• In Wine, Truth (Robin Hood: Much/Robin). In case you didn’t like, know me at all, I have a slight (okay, huge) kink for power-dynamics and this hits it like a hammer of god. There’s also a scene here that somehow manages to combine it with mentions of tree!porn and hip bones, and consequently makes my mouth go dry every damn time I read it.
• Remittal  (Primeval: Nick/Stephen). Subtle and cute, lending the characters more depth than the show itself. Plus neck-touching!
  

 

Whew! *wipes brow* This should see you through the weekend. I'm going read more fic in preparation for the F-list Pimp -Part 2 (coming soon to a computer near you) and possibly bake a cake. mmmmmmmm..... cake.....


PS. Remember to leave feedback for the authors and artists if you enjoy their work!

PPS. Incidentally, does anyone know why there was a sudden influx of visitors to my LJ a few days ago? My nifty little map that usually logs 2-6 visitors per day suddenly claimed there were people from about twenty different places popping into my LJ, yet I didn’t get any new comments or anything… *is puzzled*

Hello F-list.

Yes, yes, I'm packing like a mad-woman. But while I've been doing that the interwebs seem to have exploded with quality Wincest. Whilst having my well-deserved coffee break (I need to stay up all night and need caffeine), I thought I'd share these gems.

Y'all should feast your eyes on these:

• Schmoopy Sam&Dean hug manip (can be viewed as Gen or Wincest) by mkitty_03 - This is what Bobby was talking about when he said "You boys are breaking my heart."

• Amazing Sam/Dean about-to-kiss manip by oxoniensis - Both erotic and somehow fragile, guaranteed to leave you trembly and wanting.
  

• Crash, a Dean/Sam fanvid by michaela3105 - Holy Jesus. *hyperventilates* If you haven't seen this already, I won't spoil it for you. Just go download now and then come back to tell me how much you love the wonders of modern technology and the fact that the vidder uses them for the forces of Wincest. Blessed be her and her vidding-fu. *watches repeatedly*