"when you walk in, you suck my circuitry"
Aug. 21st, 2007 04:55 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kat_lairInside Kat’s brain (ECHO-echo-echo-PORN)
Time: Last night, around 10 pm
Context: Hours of writing porn, coffee, pain killers.
“Stimulus”: The Voice (Finnish music TV channel)
Warnings: PWP, TMI, Fandom + RL
Rating: NC-17
Sometimes I’m sad that I’m not a skinny male indie rock band singer with razor-sharp hipbones, lots of black eyeliner and strategically placed leather accessories. I mean really, really sad. Because clearly I would be very good at it and there is apparently a huge market for this at the moment. Half-an-hour of music videos shows an inordinate amount of pretty boys in make-up and open-shirts, jumping on each other, exchanging long full-body hugs, belting out raw angsty songs about androgynous love and politics and generally emoting all over the place. No really, even the metal bands have turned a tad gay.
69 Eyes is a Finnish band I know nothing about. Yet for some inexplicable reason they thought that writing a song called Lost Boys, and making an accompanying music video that plays homage to the film in question, would be really fucking awesome *insert two-fingered heavy-metal salute here* One wonders whether they’re aware of the fact that the movie Lost Boys is so full of homosexual (and incestuous) subtext that it’s a miracle it ever got released at all. Still. Vampires. That is just never not funny. It just isn’t particularly macho-straight, either.
But really. Someone should write a Supernatural/Lost Boys crossover. Because after killing all those sexy evil vampires Michael and Sam clearly couldn’t give up the thrill and became hunters. You know it makes sense. And there could be some really wrong, but undeniably hot Michael/Sam/Sam/Dean smut blood-play optional. Just saying. (Surely someone has already written this? Link?)
Guns n’ Roses’ Paradise City comes on which is way cool, because I just mentioned this in the Anywhere Road fic and I’m smiling like a loon because still awesome dammit. And then I start imagining Ash in tight white jeans like Axl is wearing in the video and my brain short-circuits, because even though I know it would look absolutely ridiculous, there’s still a part of me that insists that it would be sort of sexy too. There are also some disturbing flashbacks to dancing to this song in Blaises, which was this really skeevy rock club I used to go to when I was an undergrad. It was a nasty underground place; sweat raining down the walls, couples (sometimes more) having sex in the corners. Let this be my sage advice to all you young people on my F-list who are just now starting university: Somewhere near you there is a sweaty, filthy rock club where you can get cheap Tequila shots, request the DJ to put on Paradise City and then make-out on the dance floor, your knee-high red boots wrapped around some stranger’s legs (good times), and you should totally go there as often as possible. *nods*
Ooooh, more vampires! Danko Jones' First Date video is kind of funny, and didn’t they support Pearl Jam recently somewhere? Or I could be just confused. One grunge band is very much like another. Anyway, there’s that scene in as-yet-unposted Anywhere Road fic where Ash hums early Pearl Jam in a shower in an effort to empty his head. Believable y/n? Also, Ash totally kisses on a first date. Among other things. But really, all this oral fixation makes think of Jensen’s mouth and how Dean really, really likes sucking cock; the heavy, hot feel of it on his tongue as he kneels on the cold cement floor, jaw aching and thighs spread wide for balance. And porn inspiration FTW because yeah it fits, and the fic I’m writing for the Connotations zine unravels open in my mind and I realise that even when bent over the wooden crates Dean’s chewing at his own fist because his mouth feels too empty, sliding helplessly across the spit-wet flesh before Sam wrenches his head to the side and shoves two of his own fingers in and Dean comes like that, speared between Sam’s fingers and cock, full to the brim and desperately pushing for more.
Yeah. That’ll work. Goddamn, who knew painkillers and bad music videos were this inspirational?
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on 2007-08-21 05:20 pm (UTC)Seriously? The only thing I did was lock myself in my room and write msn porn, and eat roast chicken made by my OCD housemate. With a fork in hand she would demand "So, good, right?!" But then again I lived in Surrey. Go figure.
Ps. All kind of porn is very welcome. I am procastinating, and decidedly not writing the dissertation.
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on 2007-08-21 06:36 pm (UTC)On the other hand I've never had housemates that cooked roas chicken for me. In fact, for two exceptions I've never really liked most of my housemates.
This porn won't make the interwebs for a long time, as it is for a print Zine... I do have J2 porn with beta though so that's around the horizon.
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on 2007-08-21 06:48 pm (UTC)Yay! You know I swore some time ago that would never read RPS, but alas here I go. SPN is just an evil fandom, just sucking me in!
I've actually been really lucky with housemates (thus far! musn't jinx it as I'm moving in a month or so), and the roast chicken (or turkey at christmas and thanks giving) totally made up for the non-partying.
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on 2007-08-22 05:47 pm (UTC)I mostly just didn't have anything in common with my housemates. My second and third year of my BSc were awesome though, and the exception to the rule.
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on 2007-08-21 05:48 pm (UTC)Now David and Dean. That I could go for.
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on 2007-08-21 06:42 pm (UTC)David/Dean... *brain-fry* It's a crime against fandom that no one has written this.
ps. you got recced at
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on 2007-08-21 07:54 pm (UTC)Thank you for the link. I didn't know I'd been recc'd and it's for the cross sex as well, which I still partially blame you for putting into my head. Yes, I know it's not what you asked for at all but you know the way my mind goes *g* I read that back every now and again and still can't believe I wrote it.
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on 2007-08-22 05:51 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2007-08-22 06:32 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2007-08-21 06:03 pm (UTC)Anyway, there’s that scene in as-yet-unposted Anywhere Road fic where Ash hums early Pearl Jam in a shower in an effort to empty his head. Believable y/n?
yes, please, i want to read this!
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on 2007-08-21 06:46 pm (UTC)I had a little crisis about whether Ash would go for Pear Jam. But then I thought, hell yes he would. He just would never ever confess that to Dean. Fic will be posted eventually...
PS. Thanks for the awesome e-mail. Will answer properly in a few days. *dorky high-five*
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on 2007-08-21 07:03 pm (UTC)then I start imagining Ash in tight white jeans like Axl is wearing in the video and my brain short-circuits - Andy is nodding in sympathy right now. Did I mention I am totally going to work this into passing mention in a fic? This is the sort of stuff Andy dreams about. "Hey, dude," he would probably say, sleepy and off-guard. "I had a dream about you, wearing nothing but these really tight white pants. Kind of like Axl Rose. I told you we should have left that weed alone". :P :P :P
I have a tiny confession to make. I-- *looks around furtively*-- I don't like Guns 'n' Roses. and, I have never seen Lost Boys.
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on 2007-08-22 06:18 pm (UTC)Dreams or has nightmares? It's a thin line... Or then just some dodgy joints. I kinda want to write about that one time Andy tried to mind-whammy a dealer who turned out to be a medicine man and instead marijuana he gave them jimson weed and after three day trip complete with blurred vision and fever Ash never let Andy use his psychic skill for drugs ever again.
I don't like Guns 'n' Roses. - Ash is disowning you right now.
I have never seen Lost Boys. - But Andy likes this movie. One time when they were watching it and he was really drunk, Andy launched into a long complicated comparison how the brothers in the movie were a bit like the Wincesters, and eventually it got so x-rated that Ash was forced to put fingers into his ears, because hell no he does not want that picture in his head.
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on 2007-08-21 09:46 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2007-08-22 05:57 pm (UTC)There isn't anything particularly deep of meaningful about either the Lost Boys or Guns 'n Roses in the post, mainly just some depraved rambling and bits of porn...
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on 2007-08-22 09:25 am (UTC)*seconds the recommendation*
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on 2007-08-22 05:53 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2007-08-22 06:33 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2007-08-22 08:37 pm (UTC)Since my recent email, The Royal Mail have sent you a letter which has 'Important information about the redirection of your mail' complete with stuff all over it that makes it impossible to redirect. Do you want me to put it in an envelope or will you get here before it gets there?
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on 2007-08-23 03:07 pm (UTC)don't bother with that letter, the redirection runs out the 1st of Sep, that's all it is. Just leave it and anything else that comes from now on and I sort it all when I get back.
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on 2007-08-23 06:10 pm (UTC)Also, the chinese food maggots scene is excellent. :D
And also, God, those porn snippets. And the thought of Axl Rose. And the description of that club, which, God, I need to find a place like that. Absolutely. I'm always looking for places like that, but there's only one underground-ish place in this city, and I love it there - but it's not as awsome as what you mentioned.
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on 2007-08-24 06:01 pm (UTC)And also, God, those porn snippets. - you don't read any Supernatural, do you? which is a fucking shame, 'cos that's all I've been writing lately, and a lot of it is sort of dark and the rest is porn and god I wanna write something for you that you'd like so tell me, baby, tell me what you want?
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on 2007-08-24 10:45 pm (UTC)*toasts you back* Though toasting actually sounds more like cannibals than vampires. YouTube's a gift from heaven, or something.
Argh. A mouse slipped in a while ago and now the fucker's messing about underneath the fridge. Loudly. And I can't get it out. Who gave it the right to come in through the door, anyway?
(You know what? Lost Boys fic with Guns N' Roses influences and perhaps some unrelated stuff about skeevy rock clubs would make my day, night, birthday week and month.)
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on 2007-08-25 03:32 pm (UTC)For mice you need a cat. Or two.
Lost Boys fic with Guns N' Roses influences and perhaps some unrelated stuff about skeevy rock clubs - duuuuuude. this would be either the best or the worst thing ever. Is there a particular pairing you want/don't want, or just as Gen as possible when talking about vampires?
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on 2007-08-26 02:02 am (UTC)I really like Marko and Michael.You can do whatever you want. I'm just as fond of NC-17 as I am of good gen, so just go ahead.