Down and Dirty – Mistress Kat’s Porn Mix

[kat_lair]

Wheee! I’m drunk! Which is only fitting as it is Friday night and I’m on a holiday and… Well. I’m sure there were other reasons, but I can’t remember them now.

But, do you know what all this means? It means that it’s time for PORNY MUSIC!!

Yes indeedy, my horny perverted F-list, you asked for it and I shall provide. I may be a tease, but I do deliver… eventually. Behind the cut (warning for naughty words!) you’ll find 19 filthy songs currently on my smut-writing playlist.

Down and Dirty – Mistress Kat’s Porn Mix

Get Off – Prince
get off
23 positions in a one night stand
get off
I'll only call u after if u say I can

Twist – Goldfrapp
put your dirty angel face
between my legs
and knicker lace

Woman Like A Man – Damien Rice
you wanna get burned
you wanna get turned
you wanna get fucked inside out

Pleasure Fucker – Maroon 5
She has got me locked up tighter than I thought
she's a quick licking, pleasure sucker
hotter than a motherfucker

Drive – Melissa Ferrick
yeah this has just begun
because we haven’t even gotten started yet
I haven’t even
I haven’t even tied you up
I haven’t even turned you over

 

Back It Up Boy – Peaches
I like to seize it and slab it like you do
I like to tease it and tap it like you do
…
Don’t you know it’s supposed to feel better for boys?

Pony – Ginuwine
if your horny, let's do it
ride it, my pony
my saddle's waiting
come and jump on it

In It For The Money (Client Vs The Zip Remix) – Client
I'm milking the honey
I'm in it for the money
got a high end job
sucking corporate cock

Two Guys For Every Girl – Peaches
I wanna see you boys get down with each other
I wanna see you do your lil’ nasty brother
just one thing I can't compromise
I wanna see you work it guy on guy

 

Book Of The Month – Lovage
you are the bitter, I am the sweet
you are the griddle, I am the meat
you are the trick, I am the treat
you are the circus, I am the freak

Torture Me – Metric
get the rope, tie me to the bedpost
because I can't find within myself the happy host
if I find my peace of mind, torture me
if I seem too serene, torture me
 

Pretty When You Cry – VAST
I didn't want to fuck you baby
I didn't want to fuck you
I didn't want to fuck you but you're pretty when you're mine

LecherBitch – Genitorturers
crawl with the heretic and the world outside gets a little bit stranger
look in my eyes
wanna little star fuck and a little good pain

 

REV 22:20 – Puscifer
Jesus is risen
it's no surprise
even he would
martyr his momma
to ride to hell between those thighs

Sin – Nine Inch Nails
it comes down to this
your kiss
your fist

Figured You Out – Nickelback
I like your pants around your feet
and I like the dirt that's on your knees
and I like the way you still say please
while you're looking up at me

Abused – J. Englishman
so call me by somebody else's name
tell me that I oughtta be gotta be ashamed
the humiliation really gets me off
and I don't care if you come
just as long as you're on top

Closer - Nine Inch Nails
you let me violate you
you let me desecrate you
you let me penetrate you
you let me complicate you

Breath Control – The Recoil
every woman has an itch
and every nice girl wants to switch

Download all songs in a ZIP file (yes, I am good for you, baby)
From Megaupload
From Sendspace ETA 22/10/07: New working link!

Enjoy.
Scream loud if do. *leers*

Comments

[wliberation.livejournal.com]

Ooh! RESULT!

I was waiting for this (well, um, you know me) but I knew you'd deliver eventually. And ooh, so many songs I haven't heard yet. (By the way, which Peaches album are these ones from?)

Also, I thought I'd pay you back for providing such a wonderful porn!music mix by adding a couple of songs to your collection. First, there's Tool's Stinkfist, which is the ultimate kink song. Then there's Maroon 5's version of Closer, which I kind of prefer to the original because I'm a funky sorta girl. I would have also added Massive Attack's Angel but I think that might only be dirty because of my filthy, filthy imagination.

Anyway, I shall now download and enjoy your mix's porniness to my heart's content. Thank you.

(Pst. Would you like a Box.net invitation? Filesharing made easier.)

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

I was waiting for this - haha, yes, you would be...

back it up boy is from Fatherfucker, and two guys for every girl is from Impeach My Bush, neither of which I actually have... just a few songs from here and there.

zomg thankies for the music, will d/l and listen tomorrow (must go to bed now...)

also, yes for the invitation. whee!