*is easy*

[kat_lair]

So, um, lately I’ve been flirting with Bandom. Or Bandom has been flirting with me. Either way, there’s been some meaningful glances and heavy petting semi-accidental touches.

Bandom: *wearz eyeliner, iz emo*
Kat: *stops and ogles*
Bandom: Heyyyyy! *stretches lazily to show off razor sharp hip bones* Wanna hang out, do some soft drugs, maybe paint our nails black?
Kat: Uh… no?
Bandom: There could be some boy-touching. And pretty androgynous scene kids having hot sex. You know you like that shit.
Kat: Well, yes, okay. But I’m not that shallow. Plus, you know, it’s you… You’ve been around, and I don’t really need a new fandom and—
Bandom: Oh come on! “New fandom” my tight-black-denim-clad ass! It’s not like you haven’t done it before…
Kat: OMG, I was young and curious. It’s perfectly normal to experiment; my health class teacher said so!
Bandom: Uh-huh. You were a slut, no two ways about it. Savage Garden, U2, Placebo…
Kat: Agh.
Bandom: …Linkin Park, HIM, The Rasmus…
Kat: Stop, stop! *hides head in hands* That last one totally doesn’t count! I’m still mentally scarred by the awfulness that was The Rasmus RPS. God, it was all written by 13-year-olds on a sugar high and—
Bandom: Yeah, okay. You have a point there. But it’s not like that now. There’s some seriously talented writers putting out quality fics with…
Kat: Listen, thanks, but I’m not interes—
Bandom: *inches closer* …tattoos, make-up, piercings, hip bones…
Kat: *swallows*
Bandom: …best friends falling in love with each other…
Kat: Yeah?
Bandom: …road tripping in a tour bus…
Kat: *hums*
Bandom: ...writing songs together.
Kat: fgakldjtgjerifgnakglhj
Bandom: *triumphant grin* Yes! I fucking knew it! You’re a total sucker for that whole “artistic collaboration leads to true love” cliché, aren’t you?
Kat: Nnnggh *knee buckle*
Bandom: *wraps a solicitous arm around shoulders* Come this way, little fangirl…

So… Yeah. It’s been mainly Fall Out Boy so far, but it’s a slippery slope folks. There may even be recs later. Jesus. Interested, y/n?