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Title: Five Things Carson and Rodney Share (and never thought they would)
Author: Mistress Kat / [personal profile] kat_lair

Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Category/Pairing:
Five Things, McKay/Beckett
Rating: PG-13
Word count: ~ 970
Disclaimer: Not mine, only playing
Summary: Title says it all.

Author notes: Written as an answer to the Five Things Meme, requsted by [personal profile] nausica2 (Warning: written under the influence of too little sleep and too much homemade wine. Yeah. *blinks* Enjoy.)




Five Things Carson and Rodney Share (and never thought they would)

1. Two weeks after moving together, Rodney staggers to the bathroom, enjoying the rare pre-caffeine silence inside his head. He grapples for the toothbrush, firmly avoiding the mirror.

Thirty seconds later Carson weaves in, still half asleep. He slaps Rodney’s ass absentmindedly as he squeezes around him and then lifts the toilet seat, proceeding to take a long, loud morning piss. 

Rodney blinks, toothbrush hanging from his mouth, and watches Carson lean against the wall with one hand, the other holding his flaccid cock above the toilet bowl.

It should be gross and all kinds of wrong, but somehow it’s not. 

Rodney spits into the sink, white whorls of toothpaste disappearing sluggishly, and sniffs his armpits. He could get away with not showering today but Carson’ soft murmur of pleasure and the sound of water hitting warm skin convince him otherwise.

 

2. “You gave me alien mono?” 

“Keep your voice down, Rodney!” Carson hisses, casting a nervous glance around him. “I did not give you alien mono. It’s some sort of bacterial infection. Completely different from mononucleosis, which is caused by Epstein-Barr virus and as such--”

“Do I look like I care?” Rodney’s hands wrap themselves around the lapels of Carson’s white jacket, shaking him forcefully. “You. Gave. Me. Alien mono. Which you got from some filthy, slutty, under-aged--” 

Hey! She was not under-aged. Besides, it’s not like I did something wrong. She kissed me. Apparently it was a show of respect and gratitude.” And despite the alien mo… bacterial infection, Carson can’t help but feel good about that. It’s not everyday he gets to treat illnesses that are actually curable.

Rodney’s face is turning an alarming shade of red so Carson hurries on, patting at the tense shoulders in what he hopes is a consoling manner. “Don’t worry, the antibiotics should kick in soon. There might me some moderate swelling but--“ 

Swelling?Carson winces, fighting the urge to clap hands to his ears as Rodney’s voice reaches scales only trained opera singers should attempt.

 

3. “Dammit, dammit, Rodney, come on.” Sheppard pushes down hard, one hand on top of the other, “One-two-three” counting it out loud “four-five. Go.” 

Carson can’t talk. All his breath is swallowed by Rodney’s lungs, expanding and inflating steadily as he forces the air inside.

He’s not thinking about the minutes ticking by, blood growing darker from lack of oxygen. He’s not thinking about the two-mile trek to the gate or how long it would take if they have to carry… He is not thinking. 

One and hold – lips meeting lips – two and hold – and his chest hurts from the strain.

How ironic that this kiss should make him as dizzy as all the others before it.

 

4. “God, that’s disgusting.” Carson follows Rodney’s gaze to the next table where one of the new military grunts lounges, surrounded by what appears to be his own personal fan club. 

Beside him, Rodney keeps shovelling food into his mouth at a steady pace – not that it does anything to keep him quiet. “I mean, what do they see in him?”

From the cover of his juice glass Carson gives the man – boy really, God, he can’t be a day over twenty – a quick once over. Blond hair mocking regulation length, bright grey eyes, cheekbones sharp enough to chip ice. He can’t make out much more from where he’s sitting, but the odds are good that the rest is as annoyingly perfect. 

Carson recognises at least three members of his staff among the entourage and wonders whether they’re after the man’s virtue or a sample of his DNA. Genes like that are nothing to be sneered at.

“I mean, sure, he’s pretty.” His attention switches back to Rodney who is still talking, barely pausing to chew his dinner. “But so clearly aware of it that I wouldn’t fuck him if he was the last man on-- uh.” 

Carson blinks in surprise, slowly lowering his fork. Rodney looks like he wants to swallow his own tongue and Carson thinks he might actually start hyperventilating if he doesn’t do something soon.

“Aye, I have to agree with you there,” he murmurs, aiming for nonchalance and probably missing by a mile. 

“You…what?” Rodney gawps at him like a startled owl.

“Personally, I like my men with a bit more substance. And brains.” He hesitates for a moment then, unsure whether to push things that one step further. “Someone I can be friends with. Good friends.” He holds Rodney’s eyes, determined not to back down now. 

For a few seconds Rodney’s mouth opens and closes but no sound comes out. Then he visibly shakes himself, returning Carson’s look with intent. “Yeah,” he says, voice unexpectedly rough. “Yeah. Me too.”

 

5. Pale dawn creeps in through the kitchen curtains, half open and billowing in the morning breeze. Rodney reaches over and extracts the arts and science section from the back of the newspaper, leaving the rest for Carson. 

The house is silent this early on a Sunday, the hum of air conditioning filling in the empty places between the seconds. Rodney gets up to pour himself another cup of coffee and then returns to the table. There’s a science fair at the local high school that might be worth a look. It’s never too early to start recruiting.

Carson smiles at him briefly over his half of the paper, before going back to reading. He has toast crumbs at the corners of his mouth and jam stains on his t-shirt, put there by tiny enthusiastic hands. 

Rodney glances at the clock and estimates they have at least another half an hour of peace and quiet left to themselves. There’s a rustle of paper as Carson turns a page, the dusting of silver in his hair catching the sun.

Fin.


I'm on a roll baby! Go request your own 5 Things Fic here!

on 2006-09-15 11:15 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] elven-wolf.livejournal.com
#4 is my favourite, though I like them all.

on 2006-09-16 09:11 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kat-lair.livejournal.com
hee, thanks! #4 was a bitch to write for some reason, I dithered over it for a while. Glad you liked!

on 2006-09-15 11:21 pm (UTC)
ext_1215: (McBeck - Mwah)
Posted by [identity profile] severusslave.livejournal.com
Beautiful!

on 2006-09-16 09:12 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kat-lair.livejournal.com
Thank you so much! *is flattered*

on 2006-09-15 11:43 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] oc-pixie.livejournal.com
Yeah so this was awesome....3 had me in a definite panic!

on 2006-09-16 09:13 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kat-lair.livejournal.com
Me too! That's why I had to put it in the middle and end with a more hopeful note. Thanks for commenting, I'm glad you liked them.

on 2006-09-16 12:19 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] mice1900.livejournal.com
Oh, these are fantastic! 3 was very powerful and 5 was so sweet and hopeful. I loved them all!

on 2006-09-16 09:15 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kat-lair.livejournal.com
Oh thank you for the lovely feedback *blushes*

#3 was my personal favourite as well, but I thought it best finish with something more positive...

on 2006-09-16 01:16 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] no-eden.livejournal.com
Awesome! I love number five. Domesticity just rocks my socks.

on 2006-09-16 09:17 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kat-lair.livejournal.com
Carson and Rodney are definitely a pairing that can make domesticity sweet and sexy :) Thank you for commenting, it means a lot to me.

on 2006-09-16 04:33 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] visionarioalma.livejournal.com
Ahhh! Silver-haired!Carson sounds really old man sexy :-)...ahhh, Rodney and Carson babies!!!! I'm just in a state of squee :-D

on 2006-09-16 09:19 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kat-lair.livejournal.com
Oh he totally will be sexy with some grey in his hair :) And, yes, babies are cute in small doses... Thank you for the feecback, I'm glad I could make you squee.

on 2006-09-16 06:29 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] nausica2.livejournal.com
Ohhh, thank you so much! I like them all, but 4 and 5 are my favorites. :))

There isn't enough Carson/Rodney around.

on 2006-09-16 09:21 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kat-lair.livejournal.com
I agree. Which is why I feel the need to write more!

But! Your prompt was very inspirational and I enjoyed writing these. I'm very glad you liked the end result.

on 2006-09-16 08:59 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] moth1.livejournal.com
Well done! Absolutely loved 4!!

on 2006-09-16 09:22 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kat-lair.livejournal.com
thanks hun! for some reason #4 was the most difficult one to write so i'm glad it turned out ok.

on 2006-09-17 02:10 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] elvinborn.livejournal.com
these are all lovely.

3 made me meep

I adore 4 oh so much

and I love all the rest :)

on 2006-09-17 08:31 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kat-lair.livejournal.com
thank you! Glad I could bring meeping and loveliness both ;)

on 2006-09-17 04:06 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] magicfaye.livejournal.com
“You gave me alien mono?” XD Oh man, two is absolutely my favourite. Brilliantly done~!! :D

on 2006-09-17 08:33 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kat-lair.livejournal.com
hee! #2 was the most fun to write, glad you enjoye it. Thankd for leaving feedback, it means a lot.

on 2006-09-18 03:06 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] butdotheyseeyou.livejournal.com
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *McBeck squee* OMFG I CANNOT WAIT UNTIL PAUL MCGILLION STARTS TO GO GREY!!!!!!!! Please, Simon, God of Hairdos, let him go grey soon, and let him look as good in it as RDA and Oded Fahir.

on 2006-09-18 09:28 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kat-lair.livejournal.com
*snigger* so, um, you have a thing for men with a little grey in their hair? Glad you I could feed your addiction. Thanks for commenting...

on 2006-09-19 03:26 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] wliberation.livejournal.com
*wide grin* Aaww. These so sweet (well, apart from 3 which was... *bottom lip wobble*) Me happy.

You know what I love the most about all of these? The little details. The minutiae that capture, in all their simplicity, very vivid images and make the scene come alive. Like, "He slaps Rodney’s ass absentmindedly" or "the dusting of silver in his hair catching the sun".

I have to say, #1 was definitely by favourite, mostly because of the picture of the toothbrush hanging from Rodney's mouth as he stares in surprise but also because of the quiet realisation and acceptance of Carson in his life, which was all so very sweet and made me smile like there's no tomorrow. #2 was also great; I love the bit about Rodney shaking Carson. Heh. The rest were all lovely, as well, but I just wanted to point out these two.

on 2006-09-19 04:05 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kat-lair.livejournal.com
You know you give like the best feedback IN THE WORLD? You know this righ? Right? Because I just wanted to point that out.

Thank you so very much. Your commentary makes me sound far cleverer than I am, you know with the little details you point out and just *flails*

Thank you.

on 2006-09-19 05:03 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] wliberation.livejournal.com
Heh. I try my best, since I'm not very good at participating in the community any other way. :)

And you're very, very welcome. I do love the stuff you write, so no, I'm not just making you sound better than you are; you are as good as I make you sound.

on 2006-09-19 05:22 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kat-lair.livejournal.com
no, no, this way of participating is completely fine by me... *grins and blushes madly*

on 2006-09-24 04:53 pm (UTC)
ext_7693: (sga - carson/rodney nose to nose)
Posted by [identity profile] sithdragn.livejournal.com
Wow, I loved each and every one of these for what they showed of their relationship. I couldn't possibly pick a favorite, but #1 stood out because man, they are just such *guys* aren't they? And Rodney's realization that they share this simple part of life... awesome.

Number 3 stood out because it was so striking and so possible within their lives at Atlantis. That last line is killer.

Number 4 might be my fave because of how true it seems to their characters. Rodney blurting out accidentally that he's gay while having a snark at a hot guy? Soooo Rodney. And Carson braving it forward? Totally.

These totally made my day. Thank you!

on 2006-09-24 08:09 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kat-lair.livejournal.com
And 'wow' right back at you for this lovely long feedback! #1 was so obvious, once I started thinking 'what do Carson and Rodney share and never thought they would' bodily functions just seemed to be right up there on the list *ggg* Because, yes, they are guys and guys occasionally tend to do things like scratch their ass and fart and burp, and I think a lot of fanfic writers just ignore this (well, I know I usually do, because lalalaa, who wouldn't want their men as the often idealised versions we see in the fic?)

Anyway. What I'm trying to say is: thank you for the lovely insightful and detailed comment, it was an absolute pleasure to receive.

on 2006-10-16 06:23 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] cosmonaut-elf.livejournal.com
These were all great but number three just made me go 'guh'. I mean, oh man, the last line was just like 'oh God'. It made you feel so much in that one little line. It was great! (and I just wrote 'tit' for it and made myself laugh).

on 2006-10-16 06:29 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kat-lair.livejournal.com
awww, thanks so much for leaving feedback, it makes me all warm squishy inside :-)

I'm particularly fond of #3 myself so am very pleased it had an impact.

on 2007-07-15 06:14 pm (UTC)
tarlanx: Wen Kexing holding fan with text FAN (SGA  - McKay/Beckett - Friends)
Posted by [personal profile] tarlanx
Loved all of these! Though, of course, I want the rest of the story attached to #3 now! :-D

on 2007-07-15 08:09 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kat-lair.livejournal.com
Oh thank you very much. Unfortunately you're going to have to use your imagination about #3... Glad you enjoyed the snippets and took the time to comment, really means a lot!

on 2007-11-13 08:38 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] rushingwind.livejournal.com
I love them all, but number 3 is incredibly intense! Beautiful writing! :)

on 2007-11-13 11:24 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kat-lair.livejournal.com
Thank you again! #3 was there because angst is my default writing setting... Glad you liked :)

on 2010-04-23 01:26 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] devo79.livejournal.com
Liked all of them.

on 2010-04-23 03:02 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kat-lair.livejournal.com
I'm happy! Many thanks.

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