Party Tiem!

[kat_lair]

Dear Flist,

You may have noticed that...



Lately I've been feeling like this.











I've been viewing the outside world with suspicion.











And been all NOOOOOOOOOOO DO NOT WANT.








Occasionally, there have been some anger management issues.








But then I try to remember all the good things in my life. Like YOU ALL. I don't want to get too sappy (...who am I kidding, I'm the sappiest sap in sapsville) but you are all wonderful and I feel really lucky and loved to have forged some amazing friendships during my time on LJ. And as it happens this here is my 1,000th LJ post and I feel it is an excellent excuse to celebrate that.

So presenting...

Kat's 1,000th LJ Post Party of Awesome!

I have prettied up my LJ for you and everything! Spring colours and three rotating headers! *refreshes compulsively* Please join the party! Anything happy-making goes! Post pics, fics, recs, requests, prompts, music, vids, random comments, poetry... Just drop by to say hello and tell me how you're doing. Ask me questions, share secrets, tell jokes and stories and how the weather is where you are and what made you happy today. Anonymous commenting is on as always.


I'll start...




Today I want to DANCE!














Because you are all BRILLIANT!










And sometimes I want to touch you inappropriately...










MONOCLE SMILE!






YOUR TURN!

Comments

[hab318princess.livejournal.com]

cannot bring anything to the partay (not good with pic/gifs) but wow, great Monocle Smile :D

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

You brought yourself! That's already pretty darn awesome :D

Old Spice Guy will always have a special place in my heart...

[juri-anne.livejournal.com]

Yay! Party! Just what I need too! :D

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

That first gif is hypnotizing - I've stared at it for like five mins now and am about to have an epileptic fit... :D

Stealing some of these gifs like woah! Hee, dancing Dumbledore is my favourite!

HIIIIIIIIIII!!! You're totes one of my oldest LJ-friends from way back when it was all McBeck all the time :D I'm so glad you've stuck around *squishes*

[maladroitoracle.livejournal.com]

Today great Indian food made me happy! Also, I'm flying to Manchester on the 29th of May and hope to stay at your place for couple of days!

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

I had some tandoori chicken for lunch too! It was unhealthy but yummy!

Ooooh! I will put this date to my calendar! You are most welcome to stay at mine for a few days until you begin your job/volunteering/placement/whatever you call it. Looking forward to seeing you again, sweetie <3

[bluesbell.livejournal.com]

P.S. GERARD THAT'S YOUR BROTHER.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Hiiiiii Bell, hi! Look at all the awesome gifs you've brought! *steals some*

Awww Willow and Tara dancing makes me smile :)

&you;

PS. THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED INAPPROPRIATE TOUCHING *g*

[moth2fic.livejournal.com]

Happy 1000th! And I love the new look!
I brought some pretty men... most of them brought their own chairs etc, one or two got dressed up or brought interesting things and one seems to have brought lunch.
Will bring cute cats, funny stories and spring flowers later.











Oh, and a party game. The same 'model' appears in two of these pics - which???

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I feel on a much better mood today. The sun is shining and I've even been outside a little to enjoy it.

Glad you like the new look. Told you I'd have to make my own headers eventually. They're quite simplistic but I wanted to go for a clean look anyway, so it works.

Oh. My. *ogles* You bring the best party favours, I have to say. And how thoughtful of them to bring their own chairs to lounge on. Though I'm not sure if that's a correct way to eat a salad... unless he's offering it for other people to eat... :D

Predictably, I like the one with the two guys with mask & flogger, and the last steampunkish one the best.

A party game! After several minutes of intense study I'll hazard a guess that #4 and #8 are the same guy, just with different hair cut.

[phemie.livejournal.com]

Ooh, a party! \o/







Hope you don't mind I brought company? One's a cute drunk...





...and the other one might very well be up to inappropriate touching. :P

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

BIG BANG THEORY AND SCRUBS!! Two of my favourite sitcoms forever and ever (oh Scrubs, never may your reruns on tv end).

You bring excellent guests! Although Nathan makes me feel very dirty in a cradle-robbery kind of way... (repeat after me: the actor is of legal age, the actor is of legal age, the actor...)

ps. I need me some H50 icons (curse you and your enabling ways), any recs?

[scruby.livejournal.com]

Congrats bb! Awesome 1000 post. (:

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

The greatest tragedy of HIMYM fandom is that there is not enough Ted/Barney fic. I WOULD SO READ IT.

But heyyy! Glad you could join the party!

[entangled-now.livejournal.com]

Congratulations on making 1000 posts, you and your 1000 posts are both awesome :D


Old Spice Guy, accept no substitutes.


It's sunny where I am, but the sky is really dark, and it smells like rain, sunny and raining at the same time, it's like nature wants to have a party too \o/

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Hiiiiiiiiii Corona, hi! I am only as awesome as my awesome friends *nodnod*

AHAHAHA HORSEYYYYYYY!! That is the most adorable thing ever!

And Old Spice Guy gives me PTSD twitches feelings...

It's like that here too; sun shine and ominous cloud cover in the horizon. In Finland we say that if it rains and shines at the same time it means that foxes are getting married and witches are going to the sauna.

[moth2fic.livejournal.com]

So here are the stray kitties I found. Note that even my icon is dancing (thanks, of course, to you).












I shall turn the little big cats into a 'hugs' icon which I shall share with you. I hope Purdy and Tricks are enjoying the party. When I have had more to drink I shall come back and tell jokes. Be warned.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Awwwwwwwwwwww kitties! *coos* And yay for cat icons too! I've been updating my icons as well as my journal look so have new pretties to use. Have George looking like Puck. :D

My beasties are fast asleep at the moment, party poopers! They'll perk up at 11pm again I bet and start running around like made.

Ooooh drinks! I have ~some~ Port left I think, though pushkin666 and dreamersdare totally drank most of it... :D

I look forward to your jokes!

[oikkuni.livejournal.com]

rakkaudella,

ndit o & t

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Oh girls! I'm like scrolling down these awesome gifs all 'aww bunnies', 'lol lol Adam' 'ahahaha cupcake catch!' and 'raaaaaaaaaaainbowsparkleshitvomitwheee' and 'JIZZ IS ALWAYS FUNNY' and then.

AND THEN.

...

YOU LADIES JUST MADE MY HEART EXPAND AT LEAST TEN SIZES AND I LITERALLY HAD TO CLUTCH MY BOSOM SO IT WOULDN'T JUST BURST OUT FROM SHEER LOVE.

I AM VERKLEMPT.

(http://s112.photobucket.com/albums/n163/kat_lair/?action=view&current=bigstockphoto_Wave_Heart_Sparkler_1080797-300x200.jpg)

[redsnake05.livejournal.com]

Hi! I am so glad I am connected again for this party. I don't have pictures, but I do bring you poetry. I recently reconnected with this poem, and I think it might possibly resonate with you too.

SOME TENTATIVE DEFINITIONS XIII by Kwame Dawes
“Blow them the full watts tonight”
Bob Marley, “Bad Card”

When the sound kicks in gear,
everything jumping,
the dance hall rocking,
that high hat shimmering,
the bass drum thumping,
and Mr.Bassy unfurls a cord
of spiraling sounds
causing the bodies to spin
like tops unleashed,
what else to do but dance.

And when the brilliant strike
of the guitar licks
like sparkle and tinsel
and the knife blade’s edge –
impious, peevish, obstinate,
yet whimsical, and seductive –
straighten the back,
cause the heart to look
to see where it is coming from
this sound, this sound
what else to do but dance.

There is a casket of light at the edge of the garden
that glimmers with the possibility of better times.
From far, it shimmers bright, like the familiar sound of the guitar
chekeh chekeh chekeh chekeh chekeh chekeh

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

I'm really happy you could join in! I wish you lived closer so we could get drunk together irl - ngl, this is a solemn life goal: get pissed with redsnake05

Oh thank you for introducing me for that awesome poem. Reminds me of the MCR gig I went to last week. Red, Red, I saw Gee and Frankie and Ray and Mikey! And also their new tour drummer whom I don't yet know. Gee had a kind of a squeaky speaking voice! But omg he was so, so hot, especially when strutting around (unf his boots) and writhing on stage. Frankie was wearing a grandpa jumper and rocking out. Mikey was cooler than a tree full of frozen hipsters. And Ray is on his way of becoming the next Slash.

[tartary-lamb.livejournal.com]

I have little to share, save this:



YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY~!

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Kermit may be small in stature, but he is large in personality...

Hiiiiiiiii! You and Kermit grab a drink and join in :D

[katieupsidedown.livejournal.com]

You may notice a theme

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

A theme? Is it... AWESOME? :D Hee, thank you for bringing Noel and boys to the party, it always livens things up...

[zeitheist.livejournal.com]

PARTY HARD.









♥

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Such flexible and well coordinated young men you have brought with you to this party!

...CONGA LINE! \o/

Hiiiiiiii Sophie, hi! I have plans to email you tomorrow if I'm not too hungover!

&you;

[moth2fic.livejournal.com]

Suitably fed and watered, I bring you offerings of humour - mostly clean and perhaps preponderantly related to computers which I thought was fitting.













And finally - another party game. Spot the nude on the pogo stick.




There will be flowers when I go home (before midnight). I drifted over to Dreamwidth and suggested Redsnake should get herself over here so you could maybe expect her but their time is so not ours that I don't know when.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeeeeeeee! I have investigated the fridge and discovered that I have one glass of Port left. Current said glass of Port is sitting on top of approximately five textbooks of forensic psychology. I feel this is symbolic of my life right now.

Ahahaha! I approve of these computer-related jokes. Especially like the escaping esc button and completely missing ctrl button. ...am considering of just emailing that picture to my students in warning if they don't do their reading :D

Also: I found the naked clown! ...and there's a sentence every woman dreads having to say.

Oh, and Red did make it to the party. Scroll up and you see she left me a lovely poem :)

[lolabobs.livejournal.com]

I have none of these moving picture abominations, but I have a few (just one or two!) other pics for you....

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Oh. Oh my. Look at you knowing the way to my pants heart. No matter how often I see those arrest pictures, they will never stop being smoking.

Also: I'LL COME AND SIN WITH YOU ANY TIME, OKAY? Just so that we're clear :D

And kiiiiiiiiiiiiitty *tickles its belly*

[iniq.livejournal.com]

First of all, congratuwelldone on your postiversary. Second, ILU. Now, to get this started:

We have Jones at the decks.

Check.

There are hot naked guys lounging next to the swimming pool.

Check.


This guy's flying in, specially for the party.

Check.


THIS GUY is getting his balls shaved, specially for your party.

Check.


This guy's screening the guests, turning away the weirdos.

Check.


This guy's just standing there, staring vaguely into the distance. But that's okay. Because he's hot.

Check.



I think we're all set.

Well, the weather's been a bit cold lately, but it's getting better. Spring is on its way. I've worked 6 days this week, which made me lots of money. Next Friday, I have an exam I'm feeling pretty confident about. Roomie and I just watched Middle Men, which was very cool.

Now. Back to you.



Is there anything you would want to see happening? ♥

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha, I'm going to have you organise ALL MY PARTIES from now on, because this is an outstanding line-up!

Is it a plane? No! Is it a bird? No! IT'S A FLYING CUMBERSNATCH!!! crash land on me bb

Also, ahahaha well I do appreciate personal grooming... Best bit: so very obviously another man doing the shaving. And using a straight razor. Mmm...

I can't wait for spring. It's been raining most of the week but there was some sun shine today and I immediately felt better. I'm glad you're feeling confident about your exam, I'm sure you do awesome.

Anything I'd like to see happening? Hmm... I think this party needs some music...

Here Come the Girls!

[fledge.livejournal.com]

I got distracted... wonder how that happened? *g* But, I bring something a little different, something your party lacked up to now -

HOT TOTTY!!! in the jaw-dropping form of Emma Watson, aka Hermione Granger. Yes indeed. Ron, eat your heart out.

I see a disturbing resemblance in those green corseted images to demoness Meg (I) in Supernatural. Something in the hair, something in the expression. I may never watch a Harry Potter movie the same way again..!

Re: Here Come the Girls!

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

I can't blame you for getting distracted. I've been the same all day. PRETTIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES.

But you are right. This post needs moar hot women! and oh my, Emma Watson sure grew up fine (repeats to self: she's of legal age now, she's of legal age now...) - thank you for linking!

Mmmm... Hermione gone dark side? Interesting, very interesting...

[moth2fic.livejournal.com]

And finally...

Loves all your f'list for being awesome and posting awesome things!
Loved your party.
Need to go to bed soon.Will chack back in tomorrow to see what else people have left!!

It's nearly spring so I leave you with spring flowers, all from here, not Portugal, and all nearly out. So soon it will be sunny and life will be wonderful again!













And just before I go, here's the icon I promised. With love and hugs!

P.S. Any of your f'list can take - but please credit!

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Hasn't everyone been amazing? I have the BEST FLIST! *is verklempt* Thank you very much for all the lovely and funny things you've posted, they and you are all wonderful *huggles*

Oh green things and flowers, how I miss thee! HURRY UP SPRING!

*snags icon* Cheers, darling!

I too shall have to go and pass out now as can barely keep my eyes open... *yawns*

[ekaterinn.livejournal.com]

Love the pics! Give me a couple of days, and I'll write a sequel to Like A Wave Unfurled for the party. ^_^

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Oooooooooooh! Eagerly awaiting for that! In return, may I rec this John/Sherlock fisting fic (http://littlemissgg.livejournal.com/204893.html) I just read. Rather excellent.

[margaret-r.livejournal.com]

Wow! Half an hour later and still not everything has loaded!! What a wonderful party:D Happy 100th and may there be many more:D

I have no idea how to ad a pic in a comment so you will just have to imagine a seductive David Bowie and sway to the music -

Let's dance put on your red shoes and dance the blues

Let's dance to the song
they're playin' on the radio

Let's sway
while color lights up your face
Let's sway
sway through the crowd to an empty space

If you say run, I'll run with you
If you say hide, we'll hide
Because my love for you
Would break my heart in two
If you should fall
Into my arms
And tremble like a flower

Let's dance for fear
your grace should fall
Let's dance for fear tonight is all

Let's sway you could look into my eyes
Let's sway under the moonlight,
this serious moonlight

If you say run, I'll run with you
If you say hide, we'll hide
Because my love for you
Would break my heart in two
If you should fall
Into my arms
And tremble like a flower

Let's dance put on your red shoes
and dance the blues

Let's dance to the song
they're playin' on the radio

Let's sway you could look into my eyes
Let's sway under the moonlight,
this serious moonlight


Enjoy the rest of your evening sweetie*hug*

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Hi Marg, hi! It's an awesome party with many fabulous people who brought many sexy party favours *g*

As soon as I saw the lyrics the song started to play in my head and I had to go find it on youtube. Here is the vid for you ;D

[starsystems.livejournal.com]

:D

[oikkuni.livejournal.com]

TOO CUTE OMF. ♥______♥

[zellieh]

Happy 1,000th LJ post! *hugs* I would bring gifs and other gi9fts, but I have nothing uploaded ready to go, so. *sadface*

[zellieh]

I'm uploading some files for you now, although you may not see them until tomorrow morning. *g* All folders at Megupload:

Have some silly pics
Have some sexy men
Have some sexy women
and have some sexy kinky pics

Goshdarnit, I am so sleeeepy. Thank god LJ saves half-posted comments, because I must have navigated away from this page ten times already being so sleeeepy and stupid with it. Augh. *facepalm*

[desfinado.livejournal.com]

WOOOOOOO! We are SO GODDAMN lucky to have you here and I personally appreciate how kind and compassionate you've been to me, it's really helped me feel a part of this community ♥ ♥


ANIMALS THAT MAKE ME HAPPY:








(totally qualifies as an animal. what?)




Sting rays!










THINGS THAT ARE NOT ANIMALS BUT ARE ALSO AWESOME:

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Hi Des, hi! Have I told you lately that I love you? Because I doooooooooooo. I don't feel like I've done or said anything special to 'welcome you to the community' but I'm so glad you've decided to stick around, because you are funny and awesome and LJ and fandom would be more boring without you around <3

Oh my heart these pictures! My cats used to do something similar as the cats in the first pic, when I still lived in the house with floors (instead of word ugly carpets everywhere). The HEDGEHOG! It kills me with its adorableness (I have a soft spot for hedgehogs, one day pushkin666 and I will write that cracky woodland creatures bandom AU where Pete and Patrick are both hedgehogs...). Oh the doggie getting a hug! *clutches heart*

Interesting poem (lol fig in the pic), erotic and kind of melancholy at the same time. I really liked it, thank you for introducing us :D

And finally... unf unf Mikey I want to do things to your neck, jfc.

[ginnystar.livejournal.com]

PARTY HARD! I apologise in advance for the odd gifs I have. Apparently I don't 'do' normal.









And the general joy whenever I see a post by you, even when I am shamefully lazy and do not reply:

. ♥

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

I AM SO FREAKED OUT BY THE FIRST GIF! IT'S A CAR FULL OF ARSEHOLES POLITICIANS COMING TO GET MEEEEEEEEEEEE. O_o

Am soothed my smooching and dancing footballers though :D And now I imagine you doing that celebratory jumping every time I post, it's adorable :D

ilu bb!