*procrastinates*

[kat_lair]

So hey, I should be packing, but instead I'm eating a cherry yoghurt and listening to Planet Rock. Procrastination ftw!

Things:

- Got all 26 project proposal feedbacks written and emailed off in time.

- Went to see the new Harry Potter movie with trialia. It was epic and my they all grew up pretty. That's the extent of my intellectual commentary.

- Ex-Housemate-of-Awesome and her bf are coming to get Perdie and Tricks today. Undoubtedly there will be kitty trauma as not only is it a new house but B and bf have a new kitten of their own now so... I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm fretting over how Perdie and Tricks are going to cope; they're my baaaaaaaabies.

- Strictly Come Dancing finale tonight!!! Only one person on my flist shares my enthusiasm about this but yayyyyyyyyy!!!

- Am up to date with Glee now. I have feelings about it and they mostly revolve around wanting to adopt Kurt.

- Also finished Ugly Betty. The finale made me cry. Ngl, Betty and Daniel is my id-pairing and I ship it hard. Shut up and point me to some decent fic.



First line (I took this to mean paragraph rather than sentence - although sometimes first sentence = first whole paragraph) of fic written each month.


January: - (no fic posted this month)

February: Some people never find the love of their life. The one that makes you soar to the heights of happiness, or plunge to the depths of despair, sometimes both at the same time. That great love that you would do anything to keep, the one that fills you with so much mixed-up emotion that some days you can’t tell what it is that you’re feeling, just that your heart aches from it. 
From Access All Areas or: How Spencer Smith Got His Groove Back

March: Gabe finds Pete outside a Seven-Eleven, eating a chocolate bar in blood-stained sneakers. Or Pete finds Gabe, or they find each other. Either way, like recognises like, or some such bullshit.
From stranger-friends

April: Three days after killing his wife for the second time, Bobby wheels himself into the kitchen and finds Castiel at the table, eating one of her cherry pies.
From Life Is Bigger

May: Camelot is burning. Thick black smoke winds around the turrets, up and up until it covers the sky.
From that’s how the light gets in

June: Patrick has a weakness for M&M’s, which he is painfully aware of. So he restricts his intake, allocating the confectionary to 'emergencies only’ category.
From Patrick Stump Emergency Procedure (capitals obligatory)

July: Old Spice Guy is in the middle of recording another special video response when the call comes in. He drops his bottle of Old Spice deodorant and the sack of rattlesnakes and goes to have a look.
From Improbable

August: The car smells like gasoline and yesterday’s perfume. Beyoncé drives fast and hard, the only way she knows how to, the only way it’s worth doing. On the passenger seat Gaga is asleep, her hands curled in her lap, long nails pointing up to the sky. The chopper is gone; ran out of fuel before they did.
From left my head and my heart on the dance floor

September: The heavens open approximately three-point-five seconds after Frank steps out of the signing tent and lights his first cigarette in fuck knows how long. He’s not sure which hits him the hardest; the nicotine or the pounding rain that arrives from seemingly out of nowhere.
From Crackle

October: The first time they had sex was because Ianto was drowning in his grief and it was like a life raft; not a rescue, just a way to keep afloat a little longer. If there was one thing Jack was good at it was knowing how to survive.
From the odds are there to beat

November: Craig is stressed. This is nothing new; being a regular on live TV means he spends a considerable amount of his hours operating at some level of stress, but tonight he’s being even snappier than usual, edging towards outright and indiscriminate meanness. And that could be a problem. They go on air in just over an hour and it might be bad form even for him to rip the celebrities to shreds this early in the series.
From Closed Change – Part 1/3 (co-authored with pushkin666)

December: Lindsey feels it under her skin, in the base of her skull; the terrible restless need that twists and churns in her chest like a tornado. She breathes slow and measured, tasting electricity at the back of her teeth.
From S.W.T.H.