I have the right for my body. And Patrick could have it too if he wanted to...

[kat_lair]

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FOB once more proves that no matter how kinky the fans, in Bandom, the CANON IS ALWAYS WORSE. Seriously, I have one word and that word is speculum.

/o\

Ugh, medical play is like a huge squick for me, yet I have now watched this vid like 20 times... Why Patrick, why? I mean, Pete was probably given but you...


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Ah, but also! Wind power causes FOB to make orgasm faces \o/

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Comments

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Just think of it as foreplay... It's not teasing when I always deliver.

Summary of first vid: PETE IS IN STIRRUPS AND PATRICK PLAYS GYNO. THERE IS A SRS POLITICAL MSG.

Summary of the second vid: FOB GET TURNED ON BY WIND POWER. PATRICK'S SEX!FACE IS BOTH SILLY AND HOT. ANDY IS SCARY AND TOUCHES PETE INAPPROPRIATELY. PETE BLOWS PATRICK A KISS.

[pushkin666.livejournal.com]

PETE IS IN STIRRUPS AND PATRICK PLAYS GYNO ...

Of course there is a serious political message! Yeah right. Pete stop playing with the fangirls and just play with Patrick instead.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

I think it's more appropriate to say that Patrick is playing with Pete here. Though he is very gentle...

[pushkin666.livejournal.com]

Ah. How sweet that he's being gentle. :D And yay on Patrick playing with Pete. This is never a bad thing.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Well, it's Pete's first time in the stirrups...

[pushkin666.livejournal.com]

Ah. His first time. Well I'm not surprised then that Patrick is being oh so careful and gentle.

I'm sure the next time won't be quite as gentle. :D

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

It's so wrong Nikki. _{but i would read that fic, no lie}

[pushkin666.livejournal.com]

I would read it as well. Talking of which I haven't watched the video yet. Aaaghgh. This is not good. Goes to look

[pushkin666.livejournal.com]

okay have now watched the first vid. that's pretty damned dirty. pete's face ... looks very vulnerable.

this seriously should be my alien patrick checking out the carrier of his larva and being oh so very gentle and careful and not wanting to spook pete anymore than he already has

and patrick's face. seriously he looks kind off smug

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Isn't it just the right kind of wrong. Oh Pete, how are you so easy to hurt?

I'm cautiously interested in your ideas of alien!Patrick impregnating Pete with his larva, and would like to subscribe to the monthly newsletter.

[pushkin666.livejournal.com]

Pete is extremely easy to hurt, indeed I'm thinking about that at the moment and how I can have Patrick hurt him once again. *g*

Well I'll even give you a free subscription and you get a special gift as well if you sign up early.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

*peeks between fingers* Aww, poor Pete...

Ooooh! A special gift! What is it? Where do I sign?

[pushkin666.livejournal.com]

Oh I can find somewhere for you to sign :D

And you like it when I hurt Pete.

[pushkin666.livejournal.com]

FOB GET TURNED ON BY WIND POWER Seriously I'm just getting more and more frustrated now. This is not good and yes I'm well aware that anticipation can be good, and even amazing sometimes but ... not al lthe time.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

lol, is FOB making you squirm...? Now, now, it's not all about instant gratification. Patience is a virtue etc. etc.

[pushkin666.livejournal.com]

Yes FOB are indeed, and I can't even watch the video. This is just not fair. *pouts*

And yes I'm well aware about patience being a virtue :D

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Good things come to those who wait...

[pushkin666.livejournal.com]

So I've been told ...

[pushkin666.livejournal.com]

and how now watched the second one. do you not think that Joe looks like the Sigourney Weaver character in Ghostbusters when she was all possessed by the god adn the wind was blowing around them.

And yay for orgasm faces.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

So, someone should write a Ghostbusters AU, that would be awesome right?

Orgasm faces are generally good. Even when no actual orgasms take place. :D

[pushkin666.livejournal.com]

Orgasm faces are good and also can be pretty damned amusing at times.

Oh my god and can you imagine them as Ghostbusters, although I'd be tempted to have Pete as Sigourney Weaver :D

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Orgasms are both fun and sometimes funny too :D

See, I would cats Patrick as Sigourney Weaver because c'mon Pete Wentz = Dr. Peter Venkman, it's meant to beeeeee! And Patrick gets to be the sassy sceptical love interest :D

[pushkin666.livejournal.com]

Oh my god Patrick as Sigourney Weaver. Pete as Venkman. Seriously we should write this, don't you think.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

o_O yessss we should. It would be epic! Ugh, do you have the film on dvd? Because we should watch it next weekend and plot and make casting notes! If not I can see about downloading...

[pushkin666.livejournal.com]

I have it on DVD. I will dig it out tonight.