*bleat*

[kat_lair]

Snagged from around the f-list. I needs the lulz.

The storyfinders meme! When people look for stories and can only remember little parts of it, they always make it sound like badfic. Now, often that's because it really is badfic, but sometimes it's good and they just suck at describing the story.

So, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to summarize badly any one (or more!) of my stories and I'll try to guess which it is.

Comments

[oikku.livejournal.com]

OMGYESS!

(hee, i made it sound really bad, didn't i? seriously though, i love it. mmm, porny and urgent.)

ATTNTN! need moar helpz here! i also seem to have misplaced the link to teh rilly hot sequel! NAO WHERE IS IT?!?! *WINKNUDGEHINTWRITEMORE* :D

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

i cants write moar of peet/gabetini cos im writing fluffy cobra gsf pornying nau where they all have teh sexytiems together and also its' sweet liek choco cupcakes

_{seriously, SEND HALP!}

[oikku.livejournal.com]

OHH GAWWD NOES! you must be rescued rite this minit from teh horras of sappeh cobra-styled gang sexxings!

*sends nekkid gabe and a bowl of pink icing*

oopsie?

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

*looks up distractedly, licks pink icing off lips*

Um, you were saying?

[oikku.livejournal.com]

oh, it was nothing of importance. just this one thing...

COBRA GSF WOOOHOOOO!!! \o/

and i just realized - there's going to be het in it! *peers at it with curiosity*

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

mah Cobra GSF, let me ramble about it to you _{whether you care or not}

it will be sequel to someone else's fic (which is finished but hasn't been posted yet. I've read it though and it's awesome and they were like, "write a porny sequel, y/n?" and I was of course "porn nau y/y/mfy?")

um. idek.

It'll be all fluffy and sweet slow and loving. There's lots of kissing. And body shots. I'm keeping the sex to handjobs and blowjobs and little frottage. Full on penetration would be too much hassle.

And yes indeedy there will be some inevitable het. Because Vicky totally deserves to get some.

[oikku.livejournal.com]

i'm intrigued. care to share a snippet? *EYES THE SIZE OF THE MOOOOOOOON*

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

“My turn now, I think,” Alex says. “Unless you’re going to smack me again?” He’s smiling, but his eyes are serious, gaze flicking down to Nate’s mouth and back up again, questioning.

Nate thinks about saying no, just to assert some control, but then realises that he already has it. Because Alex asked, he asked, and Nate wants, and it’s easier to just reach up and bring Alex’s mouth down to meet his.

It’s not the best angle. Nate feels out of balance, his torso twisted awkwardly, the crook of Alex’s elbow supporting his neck. His own fingers tangle in Alex’s hair, longer again after months of touring when things like haircuts and personal grooming tend to take the back seat.

The kiss is softer, shallower than Nate expected and it irritates him. He already feels like some sort of a movie heroine, Alex bent over him like he’s caught Nate mid-swoon and swept him into his arms. On the background Gabe and Ryland are harmonising on something that sounds suspiciously like Celine Dion, and Alex, damn him, only chuckles good-naturedly, and fuck this, Nate is not fragile, he’s definitely not a virgin and he doesn’t need to be treated like one.

He lets Alex keep brushing their mouths together, slow and delicate, once, twice, and on the third pass he sinks his teeth into Alex’s bottom lip. The bite is quick but it makes Alex open his mouth in surprise and his grip around Nate’s shoulders tightens until it’s almost bruising. Nate takes advantage immediately, dipping his tongue inside and now they’re kissing, deep and urgent.

Nate is clean-shaven from the concert, but Alex isn’t; his two-day-old stubble scraping over Nate’s jaw and cheeks, a little painful and a lot something else entirely. Alex hauls him up roughly and Nate grunts into the kiss, clambering up to straddle him without breaking the contact. This isn’t just kissing anymore, he thinks hazily, pressing their hips together, feeling Alex do the same, and fuck, definitely not just kissing anymore.

Maybe it never was.

[oikku.livejournal.com]

Unless youre going to smack me again? o.O

quite the teaser! when will we see the rest?

oh, and i really like the reasoning in this:
Nate thinks about saying no, just to assert some control, but then realises that he already has it. Because Alex asked, he asked, and Nate wants, and its easier to just reach up and bring Alexs mouth down to meet his.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

That first bit is a reference to something that happens in the other fic that this will be a direct continuation of.

You'll see the rest when it's finished... I have no idea when that will be. I like slowly and have like 5803294 wips on the go. *sigh*