"such a beautiful lie to believe in"
Jan. 27th, 2008 02:31 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kat_lairMeme time! As seen on
entangled_now's journal:If you had me under your command and could make me write anything, regardless of whether or not I know the fandom or if anybody even writes fic in that fandom and no matter how crack-addled or filthy or just plain wrong it might be, what would you love to see me write?
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on 2008-01-27 02:47 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2008-01-27 02:53 pm (UTC)ps. Damian has resurfaced (http://goetterdamerung.livejournal.com/37439.html)
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on 2008-01-27 03:08 pm (UTC)Yes, I noticed that Damian had resurfaced.
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on 2008-01-27 05:52 pm (UTC)...
One morning Patrick wakes up to someone pounding on his front door. They're on a break from touring and recording and he has nowhere else to be except his own warm bed so he's inclined to throw punches first and ask questions later, because what the fuck would anyone want with him at 6 o'clock on a Saturday?
"There better be a fire somewhere or I'll--" He yanks the door open, completely unsurprised to find Pete on the other side.
What is surprising however, is the fact that Pete is not smiling sheepishly or offering him a Starbucks cup or already explaining about the wonderful plans he has for the day.
No, Pete looks at him wide-eyed and scared, pushing inside like something is after him.
"They're gone." he says, as soon as the door is closed.
"Pete? What do you mean? What's--?"
But before Patrick can finish the question, Pete is skimming out of his hoodie and for a second Patrick thinks he's wearing another shirt underneath because everything is smooth and even, the light tan colour of Pete's skin unbroken by ink.
"They," Patrick gasps. "Pete, your tattoos--"
"Yeah." Pete's nodding, and there's something wild and desperate in his eyes. "They're gone."
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WTF? EVIL PLOT BUNNY!
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on 2008-01-27 06:28 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2008-01-27 03:04 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2008-01-27 03:08 pm (UTC)Still, am extraordinarily fond of Commander Gabanti.
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on 2008-01-27 03:10 pm (UTC)catsuitalien spacesuit, with the Clandestine Batskull on the front of it. I... make it go away. Please?no subject
on 2008-01-27 03:19 pm (UTC)Also, can I make the Clandestine Batskull some sort of secret code for alien underworld organisation... (like the time-agents) of which Pete was of course formerly part of.
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on 2008-01-27 03:30 pm (UTC)Of course you can. In fact, I demand you do!
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on 2008-01-27 04:18 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2008-01-27 03:05 pm (UTC)FANGSWINGS UP! \o/no subject
on 2008-01-27 03:16 pm (UTC)I'm making no promises but it may eventually happen.
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on 2008-01-27 03:23 pm (UTC)oikeesti, oikeesti.... XD
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on 2008-01-27 03:54 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2008-01-27 04:46 pm (UTC)jeesus. XD
NOW TELL ME MORE ABOUT PATRICK THE FLIGHT MECHANIC!! there's got to be grease stains and monkey wrenches and overalls with loops for tools OH OH AND PROTECTIVE GOGGLES, RIGHT?! TAHDON, TAHDON!
(and what's going on in the cockpit between capt. gabe and his co-pilot travis? is anybody actually piloting the plane? o.O)
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on 2008-01-27 05:21 pm (UTC)WTF, CAN'T STOP, SEND HELP!
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on 2008-01-27 05:34 pm (UTC)kirjoita lisää tai tökin lentokoneaterian tylsällä kylkiäishaarukalla! *sohii*
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on 2008-01-27 10:16 pm (UTC)He doesn't say chosen occupation, because who the hell would choose this, but all in all, it's not a bad job. Frank likes the people; his section supervisor Ray is an easygoing guy who doesn't mind if he's late as long as the work gets done, Bob the security chief who knows everything about him thanks to the background checks but who still lets Frank steal his cookies and pretends not to notice.
Then there's Gerard. Frank really likes Gerard, who works in one of the numerous little kiosks in the international departures lounge, selling magazines and overpriced candy bars and those little inflatable neck pillows. It takes three months of mostly one-sided small-talk and lame jokes for Frank to even learn Gerard's name (Mr. Wentz, who in addition to Wentz Airlines, owns most of the retail outlet and support staff contracts, apparently doesn't believe in name tags). During that time the "Warning: Wet surface" sign never leaves the shop front and Frank's pretty sure he's actually worn a smooth groove into the floor tiles with his mop.
It's totally worth it though, because one morning Frank walks into the shop in search of something with a lot of sugar and preservatives in it, and the cute guy with black hair like a bird's nest who Frank's been trying to flirt with forever, looks up and just hands him the half-eaten Snickers he's been nibbling on. "Here you go. You look like you need it more than I do," he says.
Frank grabs the candy with both hands and stuffs it into his mouth. "Thfangsh," he swallows. "Really, you're a life saver. Thanks...?"
And the guy smiles and it's like a freaking sun coming out and Frank honest to god feels his stomach do a flip-flop that has nothing to do with the chocolate.
"Gerard," the guy says, and he's still smiling. "My name's Gerard."
Frank's maybe a little bit in love.
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on 2008-01-27 10:39 pm (UTC)you've won my heart over forever now. ♥________♥
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on 2008-01-27 10:57 pm (UTC)I'm a little bit in love with this AU, may collect the various not-quite-fics (these and the ones still in my head) into a bigger post some day...
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on 2008-01-27 03:35 pm (UTC)Mwhahaha, write for me puppet!Primeval, any threesome of your choice, and I think I want sex pollen to be involved too, and I want it to be filthy. Filthy in the way that would make porn stars have to go and lay down with wet towels over their faces!
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on 2008-01-27 04:21 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2008-01-27 04:29 pm (UTC)Because seething!jealous Nick is always made of win!
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on 2008-01-27 04:41 pm (UTC)Co-bras! Co-bras! Co-bras! (Bonus points for a pairing that is not Ryland/Alex!) (Quintuple bonus points and a chunk of my soul if it's well-written Cobra GSF, of which there is NOT A GREAT DEAL!)
MORE PETE/PATRICK D/S PLZ. I scour the internets looking for more every day. I cherish it dearly. I love it like burning. I SIT AROUND THINKING HOW BAD I WANT YOU TO WRITE SOME INSTEAD OF WORKING, OKAY?
...needless to say, the filthier, the better *is shameless*
But I will love you no matter what you write. Because you're awesome. \o/
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on 2008-01-27 07:12 pm (UTC)MORE PETE/PATRICK D/S PLZ. I scour the internets looking for more every day. - Have you read about the terrible, delicious things
I SIT AROUND THINKING HOW BAD I WANT YOU TO WRITE SOME INSTEAD OF WORKING, OKAY? - For reals, I'm working on that shortish P/P wrist kink ficlet which has definite D/s overtones.
But I will love you no matter what you write. Because you're awesome. \o/ - I'M LIKE AWESOMELY HAPPY YOU'RE ON MY F-LIST! You're funny and pervy and make me grin and don't creep out easy = my favourite type of person!
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on 2008-01-27 11:09 pm (UTC)And also, it's so awesome that you understand WHY the lack of Pete/Patrick D/s is EATING AT MY SOUL and I don't have to defend myself. (I read pushkin666's awesome fic, and loved it, but OUCH. I gotta say, I like the pain to be mostly physical, not so much emotional and/or self-inflicted. BOYS! PLAY NICE!)
...I may have started on the Cobra GSF just to get you rolling and then accidentally written a whole bunch of it. If I can fit it into a comment I'll post it here when I'm done, but no way am I going to get all the way to the sex that soon. How do you feel about tag-teaming this idea into submission?
UNLESS you are writing the wrist!kink thing. In which case KEEP WRITING, MY PRETTY!
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on 2008-01-28 05:14 am (UTC)How do you feel about taking up the reins of a 3000-word epic piece of comfort fluff and writing Chapter 2: The Fun Part? I'd tag you in right here:
"If I'd known I was going to have to kiss all of you to shut you up, I'd have waited until we were all actually drunk," Nate huffs.
"See, Gabe?" Ryland says disapprovingly. "One taste of your corrupted mouth and he's off and looking for questionable drunken hookups already."
"No, I'm just saying I--" Nate looks helplessly at Victoria. She looks almost apologetic, and then she asks, "Are you two going to do that again or what?"
Nate groans and buries his head in his hands. "I hate you guys."
...and then I can't do anything else. But I could always post a fluffy PG-13 fic and let people theorize as to what might be wrong with me. :)
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on 2008-01-28 09:26 am (UTC)...
I MIGHT BE TOTALLY UP FOR THAT. *grabby hands* However, it'll probably take me a little while... But if you could email your fic to me (kat_lair@hotmail.com) and let me have it for few days. Then you can post your bit and a few days/week after that I could post the porny chapter 2...? Just an idea.
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on 2008-01-28 03:14 pm (UTC)I'll send the fic so far over to you now. It hasn't been betaed yet - actually, I haven't changed anything from what I wrote down - but the overall structure/etc. have been checked, so any changes will be of the picky/grammatical/"you said that already" type. Just lemme know when I should put part 1 up (and where)!
OH KAT, HOW SO ENABLING AND SPECTACULAR?
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on 2008-01-27 08:09 pm (UTC)1. Torchwood - Owen/Ianto apocalyptic hate-sex. I want angry, toppy Ianto, in that same sort of head-space that got him to shoot Owen back in Captain Jack Harkness .
2. Heroes (I shall continue pimping! I shall not relent!) - Make Peter/Adam (extra points if Adam is Peter's father, which this show might actually do). Peter's gotten pretty angry and dark this past season, and I have yet to see filthy, post-prison break, shading-into-evil D/S telekinisis-bondage sex. They can both regenerate, so you can hurt them as much as you want.
3. Okay, I lied. three. Schmoopy Jared/Jensen. I love schmoopy Jared/Jensen. So, Jared/Jensen on a day where SPN filming gets canceled because of snow. Snowball fights, fireplaces, Jared's gigantic laugh and calling Jensen "Jen", Jensen's "OMG they are so cute and happy together" smile, and maybe making fun of each other about hot cocoa and tiny marshmallows. I'm such a girl :)
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on 2008-01-27 08:38 pm (UTC)2. um... you would like to see me write potential daddy incest? Although I have to say They can both regenerate, so you can hurt them as much as you want. has a certain appeal...
3. Awww, I'm a total sap too! I like the hardcore kink and darkfic a lot, but am a total goner for fluffy fics where people fall slowly in love and are all domestic and flirt and hug and are shy and a little bit angsty... *happy sigh*
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on 2008-01-27 09:00 pm (UTC)you would like to see me write potential daddy incest.
Well, it's Heroes, so I'm half expecting the big twist at the end to be "you are all related! Every last one! Ha ha ha!" - this show loves setting up these people that have absurd sexual chemisty and then going "he's her uncle - but they don't know because she's adopted" or "oh look, his boyfrie...brother? Who kisses their brother like that?". Peter's first line in the series is an incest joke!
And Adam doesn't age, so they both look 25, and we've just got some implication that he slept with Peter's mother back in the 70's. The whole Petrelli family = total sluts - trufax!
So maybe, or not. I'm not sure what the suggestion that they are related would add to anything. I don't think Peter would know - but Adam would know that this is Angela's son and do the math and think "maybe, but what the hell, he breaks so pretty". Really, I just want TK-bondage with these two. "I could do anything I want to you, and I don't even have to touch you."
That said. Jared and Jensen. Sappy girl fic! Jensen's smile, and that "I think I could be a little in love with you, but that might be weird" thing. Jared makes breakfast. Jensen wears his glasses and looks small and shy in Jared's clothes. Barefeet and coffee and Jared's dogs falling asleep on Jensen's lap while they read scripts and watch TV and drink beer. Gets me every time.
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on 2008-01-27 10:51 pm (UTC)"I think I could be a little in love with you, but that might be weird" thing. Jared makes breakfast. Jensen wears his glasses and looks small and shy in Jared's clothes. Barefeet and coffee and Jared's dogs falling asleep on Jensen's lap while they read scripts and watch TV and drink beer. - *is goo* And in the evening they have a barbecue. Jared cooks enormous steaks and Jensen makes salad in a vain attempt to introduce something healthy and green into Jared's diet. Jared wears a silly apron with "beef cake" in the front. It's a jokey birthday present from Jensen. They eat outside because it's warm and afterwards they're too lazy to go back in so they end up sitting in the patio for hours, just shooting the breeze and drinking a beer after beer and somewhere between the warmth of Jared's arm against his and the soft thud-thud of Sadie's tail on the grass Jensen realises that this is pretty much how he wants to spend the rest of his life.
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on 2008-01-28 12:08 am (UTC)Peter is an empath...which I interpret as "Peter Petrelli is the best lay in fandom" - anything you want, he's going to give it right back to you, without you even having to ask or really know what it is. Add that to his needy, clingy "do anything you want to me, hurt me, break me, but just need me for one hour as much as I need you" attitude. And his powers, in the begining, are only echoes of others- the other person needs to be right there for them to work - so he can fly, but only with his brother (there's a scene in the first ep where he tells Nathan that he hovered, getting out of bed, which means Nathan was right there). He's a broken emo puppy, and will do anything to feel special and loved and wanted. Also, he can read your mind, pin you to the bed without his hands, and he can be invisible (which could be fun...) Honestly, the canon is one porny plot bunny after another.
Ah, J2. Is goo as well...I don't even need these two to have kinky sex, I just want them to fall asleep together on the couch in each other's clothes and be happy forever. There's some part of me that wants j2 future fic, an Oscar (or two, but I'm not sure Jared's ever going to get quite that good) on the mantle of their ranch in the middle of nowhere, where they ride horses and have too many dogs that think they are people, too, since they get to eat off the table and sleep in the beds, and Jared talks to them as if reasoning with the dog will get him back his shoe, and Jensen just laughs at that and buys Jared more shoes.