random points and meme answers
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northwest_fen still recruiting, please pimp
- To those of you interested, the results of this poll are as follows: Singular of a baby-dyke is a dykelet. Plural is a shrill. For example: ‘A dykelet rejoining her shrill typically emits a high-pitched squeal in greeting.’ or ‘Canal Street was so full of free roaming shrills I could barely move.'
- I saw the most awesome rainbow the other day, just at the end of my road.
- Have managed to whittle the conference paper into something that fits into the 20min time limit. Will be spending tomorrow practicing, and then presenting on Friday morning. Wish me luck.
- I wish it would stop raining. I’ve had laundry out for like four days now and it hasn’t had a chance to dry at all. Finally gave up today and brought some of it to dry inside.
- Tonight I’m in a meh mood. Also my toes are cold.
- But there’s Ugly Betty on TV right now.
- Also, some answers to the Vanilla Fuckbuddy, Kinky Fuckbuddy, One Night Stand meme.
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alt_universe_me gave me Nine, Rose, and Jack
For my vanilla fuckbuddy I pick the Ninth Doctor, whom I liked a lot. It was that abrasive, in-your-face personality both in good and bad. When he was happy you knew it, when he was angry, by god you knew it too. Plus Christopher Eccleston has an interesting face, and I tend to like that in a guy (for reference, see Ryland Blackington, my bandom bf). Also tall, with knitted sweaters! Perfect for snuggling!
(Oh, do you know who turns up on the first page of results when you search for the Ninth Doctor on Google Images? Barack Obama, that’s who. Suspicious, I say...)
Kinky fuckbuddy... come on. It’s always Jack Harkness. I mean, even when he isn’t on the list of options, it would still be Jack Harkness; uninhibited, adventurous, experienced, no hang-ups, fun but with darkness just under the surface, and did I mention experienced? I think experience in general is often over-rated but here I just want to go ‘nngghh teach me all your tricks, Jack, all of them’ and then practice for hours. Maybe days. Maybe have a week-long fling where we would only leave the bed to order pizza and have sex on other furniture.
That leaves Rose for one night stand. She’s pretty and I like her but I’m not particularly attracted to her sexually. Also, um, she’s such chav oh god. Possibly that makes me a huge snob, but there you go. Sorry Rose, I still think you’re kick-ass in many ways.
apiphile gave me Nine, Ten, and Eleven
Ah this goes in order.
Nine still gets to be my vanilla fuckbuddy for reasons elaborated above. Although I do think it wouldn’t be particularly tender or romantic. The sheer size of him means he’d probably be really good at lifting you against a wall and just arranging you the way he saw fit with those big hands of his... Um, wall-sex is totally vanilla, right? Right.
For kinky fuckbuddy I’d pick Ten. He was so fucked up in the head, had so many issues about being left alone, that I’m sure he would have done pretty much anything just to keep someone. That’s to say nothing of his universe-saving/destroying god-complex that was turning into a thing of beauty – I’m still disappointed they didn’t go farther with that. The road to hell etc. But yes, Ten would be like playing with a very sharp knife; dangerous and so very exhilarating because of the danger, you wouldn’t even feel the cut until it was already bleeding. Ten = epitome of edge-play.
That leaves Eleven for a one night stand. Oh gosh I really, really like him, but am having very hard time of seeing him sexually. He’s got the interesting face thing going for him, and slinky hips (I do like those, for reference see... um, most people I’ve ever lusted after?), but for the most part it would be a bit like taking a Labrador puppy to bed; all enthusiasm and ruined sheets, but in the morning you’d still have to fill his food bowl, take him for walkies and watch him romp around the park with all the other dogs. Um. Look, this analogy made sense in my head, let’s not dwell on it any further.
(Incidentally, Barack Obama shows up on that Google image search up as well. Other people whose pictures you don’t expect to find when googling for ‘Eleventh Doctor’: George from Being Human, Six from Battlestar Galactica, and Spock from Star Trek: Reboot – although if you think about it, would that or would that not be the best show ever? Eleven, Barack, George, Six and Spock! Together they fight crime, take over the universe, discuss the nature of humanity and drink lots of tea!)
dark_cygnet gave me Carson Beckett, Rodney McKay and Dean Winchester
I want Carson as my vanilla fuckbuddy, because out of all three of them he’s the most stable one. Carson is very comfortable with himself; he’s kind and thoughtful, smart but not arrogant about it like Rodney. He’s the guy who would remember your birthday, know how you take your coffee and make a point of bringing it to you every morning. He’d ask about your work, charm your mother, and give you a foot massage without being prompted. I think Carson would be a generous lover; there’s that ‘let me take care of you’ vibe he’s got going on and well, man’s a doctor, I’m sure he’d know his way around the human body... I don’t think Carson would be opposed to kink per se (and I’ve read some very good, very filthy fics about that), but I think he’d either top or bottom mainly to please a partner, and that’s where he’d get his kicks from, not any actual kink or the power exchange itself in d/s situations.
This was a bit of a toss-up, but in the end I picked Dean as my kinky fuckbuddy. Dean is... I don’t think there is much he wouldn’t do in the right circumstances, for the right person. I think he needs to feel like he’s of use. I think he needs to be grounded and centred. I think prolonged kneeling, I think heavy bondage, I think service and posture work and endurance test, anything he can learn and perfect and accomplish, things he can get right and feel proud of, things that will get him that ‘good boy’ from whoever he’s with. I think Dean would be exhausting, mentally exhausting. The guy is so broken, has such a serious lack of self-worth that it would be like walking a tightrope with him; one misstep, one careless word and it would all explode in your face.
I’m going to pick Rodney as my one night stand. He’s smart, arrogant, sarcastic – all a turn-on (yes, even arrogance when it’s justifiable). However, I don’t think I could deal with Rodney in any sort of long-term relationship, without wanting to slap him and not in a sexy way either. Also, I tend to prefer my Rodney toppy but would not want him topping me. Does that make sense? So, one night of, quite possibly drunken, fun. But I’m pretty sure excellent time would be had as Rodney is too perfectionist not to excel at anything he sets his mind to...
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northwest_fen still recruiting, please pimp- To those of you interested, the results of this poll are as follows: Singular of a baby-dyke is a dykelet. Plural is a shrill. For example: ‘A dykelet rejoining her shrill typically emits a high-pitched squeal in greeting.’ or ‘Canal Street was so full of free roaming shrills I could barely move.'
- I saw the most awesome rainbow the other day, just at the end of my road.
- Have managed to whittle the conference paper into something that fits into the 20min time limit. Will be spending tomorrow practicing, and then presenting on Friday morning. Wish me luck.
- I wish it would stop raining. I’ve had laundry out for like four days now and it hasn’t had a chance to dry at all. Finally gave up today and brought some of it to dry inside.
- Tonight I’m in a meh mood. Also my toes are cold.
- But there’s Ugly Betty on TV right now.
- Also, some answers to the Vanilla Fuckbuddy, Kinky Fuckbuddy, One Night Stand meme.
alt_universe_me gave me Nine, Rose, and JackFor my vanilla fuckbuddy I pick the Ninth Doctor, whom I liked a lot. It was that abrasive, in-your-face personality both in good and bad. When he was happy you knew it, when he was angry, by god you knew it too. Plus Christopher Eccleston has an interesting face, and I tend to like that in a guy (for reference, see Ryland Blackington, my bandom bf). Also tall, with knitted sweaters! Perfect for snuggling!
(Oh, do you know who turns up on the first page of results when you search for the Ninth Doctor on Google Images? Barack Obama, that’s who. Suspicious, I say...)
Kinky fuckbuddy... come on. It’s always Jack Harkness. I mean, even when he isn’t on the list of options, it would still be Jack Harkness; uninhibited, adventurous, experienced, no hang-ups, fun but with darkness just under the surface, and did I mention experienced? I think experience in general is often over-rated but here I just want to go ‘nngghh teach me all your tricks, Jack, all of them’ and then practice for hours. Maybe days. Maybe have a week-long fling where we would only leave the bed to order pizza and have sex on other furniture.
That leaves Rose for one night stand. She’s pretty and I like her but I’m not particularly attracted to her sexually. Also, um, she’s such chav oh god. Possibly that makes me a huge snob, but there you go. Sorry Rose, I still think you’re kick-ass in many ways.
apiphile gave me Nine, Ten, and ElevenAh this goes in order.
Nine still gets to be my vanilla fuckbuddy for reasons elaborated above. Although I do think it wouldn’t be particularly tender or romantic. The sheer size of him means he’d probably be really good at lifting you against a wall and just arranging you the way he saw fit with those big hands of his... Um, wall-sex is totally vanilla, right? Right.
For kinky fuckbuddy I’d pick Ten. He was so fucked up in the head, had so many issues about being left alone, that I’m sure he would have done pretty much anything just to keep someone. That’s to say nothing of his universe-saving/destroying god-complex that was turning into a thing of beauty – I’m still disappointed they didn’t go farther with that. The road to hell etc. But yes, Ten would be like playing with a very sharp knife; dangerous and so very exhilarating because of the danger, you wouldn’t even feel the cut until it was already bleeding. Ten = epitome of edge-play.
That leaves Eleven for a one night stand. Oh gosh I really, really like him, but am having very hard time of seeing him sexually. He’s got the interesting face thing going for him, and slinky hips (I do like those, for reference see... um, most people I’ve ever lusted after?), but for the most part it would be a bit like taking a Labrador puppy to bed; all enthusiasm and ruined sheets, but in the morning you’d still have to fill his food bowl, take him for walkies and watch him romp around the park with all the other dogs. Um. Look, this analogy made sense in my head, let’s not dwell on it any further.
(Incidentally, Barack Obama shows up on that Google image search up as well. Other people whose pictures you don’t expect to find when googling for ‘Eleventh Doctor’: George from Being Human, Six from Battlestar Galactica, and Spock from Star Trek: Reboot – although if you think about it, would that or would that not be the best show ever? Eleven, Barack, George, Six and Spock! Together they fight crime, take over the universe, discuss the nature of humanity and drink lots of tea!)
dark_cygnet gave me Carson Beckett, Rodney McKay and Dean WinchesterI want Carson as my vanilla fuckbuddy, because out of all three of them he’s the most stable one. Carson is very comfortable with himself; he’s kind and thoughtful, smart but not arrogant about it like Rodney. He’s the guy who would remember your birthday, know how you take your coffee and make a point of bringing it to you every morning. He’d ask about your work, charm your mother, and give you a foot massage without being prompted. I think Carson would be a generous lover; there’s that ‘let me take care of you’ vibe he’s got going on and well, man’s a doctor, I’m sure he’d know his way around the human body... I don’t think Carson would be opposed to kink per se (and I’ve read some very good, very filthy fics about that), but I think he’d either top or bottom mainly to please a partner, and that’s where he’d get his kicks from, not any actual kink or the power exchange itself in d/s situations.
This was a bit of a toss-up, but in the end I picked Dean as my kinky fuckbuddy. Dean is... I don’t think there is much he wouldn’t do in the right circumstances, for the right person. I think he needs to feel like he’s of use. I think he needs to be grounded and centred. I think prolonged kneeling, I think heavy bondage, I think service and posture work and endurance test, anything he can learn and perfect and accomplish, things he can get right and feel proud of, things that will get him that ‘good boy’ from whoever he’s with. I think Dean would be exhausting, mentally exhausting. The guy is so broken, has such a serious lack of self-worth that it would be like walking a tightrope with him; one misstep, one careless word and it would all explode in your face.
I’m going to pick Rodney as my one night stand. He’s smart, arrogant, sarcastic – all a turn-on (yes, even arrogance when it’s justifiable). However, I don’t think I could deal with Rodney in any sort of long-term relationship, without wanting to slap him and not in a sexy way either. Also, I tend to prefer my Rodney toppy but would not want him topping me. Does that make sense? So, one night of, quite possibly drunken, fun. But I’m pretty sure excellent time would be had as Rodney is too perfectionist not to excel at anything he sets his mind to...