some meme answers
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kat_lairSome answers to the Vanilla Fuckbuddy, Kinky Fuckbuddy, One Night Stand meme.
There’s been some discussion going on what would actually qualify as ‘vanilla sex’, and granted it’s a very vague term, the meaning of which varies from person to person. One person’s vanilla is another person’s dirty kink *shrug*. But here, let’s assume it’s sort of ‘no frills’ sex, so no toys or bondage or fetishes or power exchange element – none of which necessarily makes the sex boring or unsatisfying mind.
Okay, onwards to the answers...
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snuffkin gave me Patrick Stump, Pete Wentz and Gabe Saporta (musicians, Bandom)
I would have Patrick as vanilla fuckbuddy mainly because I read him as basically the toppiest top of the topsville and that would just not work long-term with me. But as vanilla fuckbuddies we would get to have lots of hot sex and not get drawn into power struggles. I do find Patrick so very, very hot and would not be at all opposed to spending some naked time with him :D
Hello Pete, kinky fuckbuddy of mine. Seriously, Pete gives off that ‘hurt me, use me, make me yours, just let me stay' vibe so hard, I don’t understand why Patrick doesn’t keep him continually on a leash. He certainly makes me want to do all sorts of nasty things to him and mark him good and proper. Pete is so overtly needy, for love, approval and assurance that he belongs somewhere, with someone, that the choice was pretty obvious to me.
Gabe now... Gabe would make a good kinky fuckbuddy as well. However, as Pete already took that slot, he gets a one night stand. I read Gabe as a switch (although more even than myself) and very uninhibited and open to experimentation, which would make him hell of a good time in bed. So yeah, we would have a really hot one night stand that would probably involve some exhibitionism (making out in a club, anyone?) and me biting his hipbones. Here Gabe shows off both of those traits (exhibitionism and hip bones). I approve.
(fuck you too photobucket for deleting this photo and making me trawl google images to find it again - your criteria for deletion is beyond me)
and Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles and Jeffrey Dean Morgan (actors, Supernatural)
Somewhat to my surprise I chose JDM as my vanilla fuckbuddy. Mainly it was because it came to between him and Jared, and I actually I think I would feel much more comfortable sharing a bed with Jeffrey on a regular basis. He’s easy on the eyes and seems very secure in himself, which means he would have no need for macho posturing or to prove himself.
Jensen gets to be my kinky fuckbuddy, mainly because I tend to characterise him as pretty subby in fics. He’s very pretty and hurtable and I would absolutely enjoy having him as my boy toy and sitting at my feet like a good pet. Um. :D
That leaves Jared for the one night stand. He’s undoubtedly sexy, but almost too sculpted for my taste. Also, I get a bit of the playboy vibe from him, and I don’t think he would be good for my self-esteem on the long run... So yeah, one night of fun and then I would probably sneak out before he woke up.
trialia gave me Snape, Dumbledore and Hermione from Harry Potter. Because she is evil.
Oh dear lord all mighty. Augh, my brain hurts.
Okay obviously we’re thinking of the book characters more than the actors who ended up playing them, but I’ve included photos here anyway.
So for my vanilla fuckbuddy I’d choose Hermione. Adult Hermione obviously because otherwise I’ll get the heebie-jeebies. We’re both pretty nerdy and like reading and researching so you know, lots of late nights at the library and heated debates and getting over tired and... Well, one thing might lead to another, and then it might lead to that again. And again. And... yeah, would probably take us a long time to actually talk about it :D
And one of Emma Watson so I feel less like a perv.
Snape is the obvious choice for a kinky fuckbuddy. That man is twisted and ruthless and did I say twisted. It would probably be a really dark and destructive ‘arrangement’ where we would end up taking our frustrations out on each other and leaving a lot of marks. More than doing each other, however, I actually see Snape and I teaming up on someone else. I bet he could really help me hone my sadistic streak...
Here’s Alan Rickman’s Snape, though he isn’t quite like I see Snape in my head.
Sigh, I can’t believetrialia included Dumbledore there. I just really don’t see him as a sexual creature, not the way he’s been portrayed in the books, and the idea gives me motts something bad. She did say that I could think of him as a young man if I wanted to, but that isn’t actually helping that much... Um, so one night stand. During which he would teach me magic. No, not like that! Well, okay, maybe a little like that, in the spirit of the meme...
Badass!Dumbledore from the latest movie.
Right, I probably won't get a chance to post the rest of the answer until next week. It's the Manchester Pride Big Weekend andpushkin666 and I have tickets and plan on revelling in it for as long as our energy reserves can take it. Will take my camera so hopefully there will be photos next week too. Catch you on the flipside darlings.
There’s been some discussion going on what would actually qualify as ‘vanilla sex’, and granted it’s a very vague term, the meaning of which varies from person to person. One person’s vanilla is another person’s dirty kink *shrug*. But here, let’s assume it’s sort of ‘no frills’ sex, so no toys or bondage or fetishes or power exchange element – none of which necessarily makes the sex boring or unsatisfying mind.
Okay, onwards to the answers...
snuffkin gave me Patrick Stump, Pete Wentz and Gabe Saporta (musicians, Bandom)I would have Patrick as vanilla fuckbuddy mainly because I read him as basically the toppiest top of the topsville and that would just not work long-term with me. But as vanilla fuckbuddies we would get to have lots of hot sex and not get drawn into power struggles. I do find Patrick so very, very hot and would not be at all opposed to spending some naked time with him :D
Hello Pete, kinky fuckbuddy of mine. Seriously, Pete gives off that ‘hurt me, use me, make me yours, just let me stay' vibe so hard, I don’t understand why Patrick doesn’t keep him continually on a leash. He certainly makes me want to do all sorts of nasty things to him and mark him good and proper. Pete is so overtly needy, for love, approval and assurance that he belongs somewhere, with someone, that the choice was pretty obvious to me.
Gabe now... Gabe would make a good kinky fuckbuddy as well. However, as Pete already took that slot, he gets a one night stand. I read Gabe as a switch (although more even than myself) and very uninhibited and open to experimentation, which would make him hell of a good time in bed. So yeah, we would have a really hot one night stand that would probably involve some exhibitionism (making out in a club, anyone?) and me biting his hipbones. Here Gabe shows off both of those traits (exhibitionism and hip bones). I approve.
(fuck you too photobucket for deleting this photo and making me trawl google images to find it again - your criteria for deletion is beyond me)
and Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles and Jeffrey Dean Morgan (actors, Supernatural)
Somewhat to my surprise I chose JDM as my vanilla fuckbuddy. Mainly it was because it came to between him and Jared, and I actually I think I would feel much more comfortable sharing a bed with Jeffrey on a regular basis. He’s easy on the eyes and seems very secure in himself, which means he would have no need for macho posturing or to prove himself.
Jensen gets to be my kinky fuckbuddy, mainly because I tend to characterise him as pretty subby in fics. He’s very pretty and hurtable and I would absolutely enjoy having him as my boy toy and sitting at my feet like a good pet. Um. :D
That leaves Jared for the one night stand. He’s undoubtedly sexy, but almost too sculpted for my taste. Also, I get a bit of the playboy vibe from him, and I don’t think he would be good for my self-esteem on the long run... So yeah, one night of fun and then I would probably sneak out before he woke up.
trialia gave me Snape, Dumbledore and Hermione from Harry Potter. Because she is evil.Oh dear lord all mighty. Augh, my brain hurts.
Okay obviously we’re thinking of the book characters more than the actors who ended up playing them, but I’ve included photos here anyway.
So for my vanilla fuckbuddy I’d choose Hermione. Adult Hermione obviously because otherwise I’ll get the heebie-jeebies. We’re both pretty nerdy and like reading and researching so you know, lots of late nights at the library and heated debates and getting over tired and... Well, one thing might lead to another, and then it might lead to that again. And again. And... yeah, would probably take us a long time to actually talk about it :D
And one of Emma Watson so I feel less like a perv.
Snape is the obvious choice for a kinky fuckbuddy. That man is twisted and ruthless and did I say twisted. It would probably be a really dark and destructive ‘arrangement’ where we would end up taking our frustrations out on each other and leaving a lot of marks. More than doing each other, however, I actually see Snape and I teaming up on someone else. I bet he could really help me hone my sadistic streak...
Here’s Alan Rickman’s Snape, though he isn’t quite like I see Snape in my head.
Sigh, I can’t believe
trialia included Dumbledore there. I just really don’t see him as a sexual creature, not the way he’s been portrayed in the books, and the idea gives me motts something bad. She did say that I could think of him as a young man if I wanted to, but that isn’t actually helping that much... Um, so one night stand. During which he would teach me magic. No, not like that! Well, okay, maybe a little like that, in the spirit of the meme...Badass!Dumbledore from the latest movie.
Right, I probably won't get a chance to post the rest of the answer until next week. It's the Manchester Pride Big Weekend and
pushkin666 and I have tickets and plan on revelling in it for as long as our energy reserves can take it. Will take my camera so hopefully there will be photos next week too. Catch you on the flipside darlings.