Meme: 12 characters - NC-17 version

[kat_lair]

NC-17 version of 12 character meme

It’s been *everywhere* - I think moth1 did this ages ago and I’ve had it floating around my desktop for a while…

Instructions: Pick 12 of your favourite characters, list them at random and then answer the questions. Do not look at the questions before you have written down your characters.

My characters:
(Warning: some of the pictures I've linked are pretty large, dial-up users click at your own risk)

1. DI Sam Tyler (Life on Mars)
2. Agent/Dr. Dana Scully (The X-Files)
3. Captain Jack Harkness (Doctor Who and soon Torchwood)
4. Dr. Elliot Reid (Scrubs)
5. Dr. Carson Beckett (Stargate Atlantis)
6. Spike (Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel The Series)
7. Lt. Kara Thrace, i.e. Starbuck (Battlestar Galactica 2003)
8. Willow Rosenberg (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
9. Dr. Radek Zelenka (Stargate Atlantis)
10 Dr. Daniel Jackson (Stargate SG-1)
11. Dr. Rodney McKay (Stargate Atlantis)
12. Sawyer (Lost)

 

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Ahahahaa *dies laughing* Spike and Rodney? No, I have not read any but oh boy would I. It’d be all like…
McKay: We already have *space vampires*! We don’t need the mundane kind as well.
Spike: Oi! No one calls me mundane!
McKay: Well, you do have that leather-jacketed, Billy Idol wannabe thing going…
Spike: Hey, what’s that? (points at Ancient Device)
McKay: Noooo, don’t touch…
(large explosion)

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Well… Hot isn’t really the word. She’s cute, sweet, and crazier than barrelful of monkeys on speed. Which is kinda hot all on its own.

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Sawyer got Willow preggies? Erm… *the mind boggles* I think up until the little line turned pink Sawyer thought Willow was nothing but a young, sweet, innocent little thing he had a one night stand with. Then he’d wake up one night, his beach hut blown up and himself hanging several feet in the air. Upside down. Naked. Cue furious Willow in full Wicca-power: “You said you’d had a vasectomy you bastard! If you think this is something, wait until the hormones really kick in!”

Can you rec any fics about Nine?
Zelenka? Oh yeah, here’s two, I'm too lazy to go hunt for more:
Cold Around the Edges (McKay/Zelenka) by  out_there - tissues at ready, kills me every time
Begin Here (McKay/Zelenka) by agentotter - a classic by now

Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Scully and Spike? No, definitely not. Scully doesn’t even believe in vampires so somehow I don’t think it would work… Although she might have picked him up in a sleazy bar during her wild med school years and ridden him hard for one night…

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Beckett/Zelenka or Beckett/Jackson? Definitely the former – first of all, they’re in the same Galaxy to begin with (always easier for relationships) and secondly I think Allies demonstrated there was some definite chemistry there. Plus the accents… *swoons*

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Kara walks in on Scully and Sawyer? Kara is a wild girl with very little inhibitions so I think she’d want to join in. Lucky, lucky Sawyer. Also, come morning, probably a very, very exhausted Sawyer.

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Captain Jack/Daniel Jackson. Let me just say omg-so-hot! Right. Summary: When Daniel was in College he had a hot one night stand with a nameless stranger. It was the first and only time he’d been with a man and as the years went by Daniel chalked it up for youthful experimentation. Then while on a mission with SG-1 he is forced to deal with a freelance merchant/hired gun with a dubious reputation and a very familiar grin. The past, it seems, is not as far gone as Daniel thought. And some experiments bear repeating.

Is there any such a thing as One/Eight fluff?
SamTyler/Willow? Life on Mars is still a very new fandom so it hasn’t progressed to crossovers with Jossverse quite yet. But thinking about it, this pairing *would*actually work..

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Starbuck/Sawyer? I can see plenty hurt but very little comfort. At best it would be hot/angry/ship-in-the-nights type of encounter… erm… Grains of sand, crumbs of mercy.

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Elliott deflowering Sam??!! Just… No, I can’t… The most dysfunctional pairing ever. Argh *frowns in pain and concentration* well, maybe Sam was sick and Elliott was taking care of him and then in a feverish fit he’d be all “I don’t want to die a virgin” and Elliott would take pity on him, which wouldn’t take much ‘cos she’s pretty up for it with cute guys all the time anyway…

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
No idea. Despite loving BSG 03 for the fantastically tight screenplay and acting, I’m actually not that into the fandom. Nor am I that into femmeslash… But you know, she *is* pretty hot, so I would give it a go.

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
See above. Not that familiar with Doctor Who fandom but have read some scorching hot Doctor/Rose/Jack fics. OT3 4 evar!

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Rodney? Hell yeah! Most of them.

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Scully/Elliott/Beckett? No, but someone really should because it would *so* work! Think about it, they’re all hot doctors with appreciation of the surreal – match made in heaven.

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Daniel? He might lapse into babbling in Latin or Ancient or something.

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Willow? The Police: Every little thing she does is magic.

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Sam/Spike/Sawyer – well, the names kinda fit. I see them all as Tops (except Sam is maybe a Switch) so warnings would include angst, BDSM, blood play, dodgy-con, maybe even knife-play. Look, there just aren’t any hearts ‘n flowers for these three.

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Scully picking up Daniel… Er… “Want to compare alien abduction stories?”

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Carson Beckett. Yesterday (got to get it regularly)

What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
I imagine Spike has many kinks but he doesn’t see the need to keep any of them hidden. Except maybe he secretly wants to be romanced in an old-fashioned way…

Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
You mean McKay and Zelenka aren’t already doing it? Drunk, sober, high on stimulants, high on tech and geekdom, everywhere, every way, all the time... *gets a happy tingly feeling*

If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Captain Jack and Starbuck? Hmmm… I think Kara, Jack wouldn’t mind at all.

"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Oh God… So this translates to: Sam and Radek are in a happy relationship until Radek suddenly runs off with Elliott. Sam, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Rodney and a brief unhappy affair with Sawyer, then follows the wise advice of Carson and finds true love with Captain Jack.
Eh? Title: Tinker, Doctor, Captain, Cop - pick one or else say stop
drunkenfop would read it for Sam’s sake, dark_cygnet and wliberation would read it for all the SGA characters and the hot sexing. I’m going to say moth1 should write it – she might at least have an inkling of all the characters involved. Also because I'm pretty sure I got this meme from her and even if I'm wrong someone should pay.

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Willow/Starbuck? Not that surprised. Possibly dead from the hot female loving but not surprised. I think they might actually be quite suitable for each other.